Author has written 30 stories for Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Torchwood, Quantum Leap, Supernatural, and Sherlock.
I update this page often.
Currently looking for: GOOD Star Wars/Harry Potter Crossovers. There are a few that pair Harry with Aeyla, which are good, and was hoping for more like that. You know, some portal/veil/plot_device sends Harry either into the Galaxy, or another universe, finds a group of people who use magic differently... drama ensues and Harry might even get laid.
Also looking for: Decent Potter/Slayer stories. Buffy or Faith pairing. Writing my own, sure, but I like reading.
Who I am: Jonn Wolfe is my pseudonym for most things, including writing.
Where I am: Suburb of Dallas, TX
Age: Old enough to know better; Young enough to do it anyway... and have the bruises to prove it.
Music: Soundtracks from various films and television shows, Rock, Trance, Classical... Basically, the only things off limits is old country and rap. Other than that, if it sounds good, I like it.
Gryffindor - 13
- I even update it on occasion. - I used to post my Whovian related videos, intro credit sequences, recruitment videos, and music vids. However, I've since lost my video editing program from my previous computer letting loose the blue genie.
As an avid Whovian, even though I started out with Tom Baker, my main interest lies with Tennant/Piper in whatever configuration.
As a Potterfan, I enjoy Harmony, Honks, Lunar Harmony, Multiple combinations thereof and even Haphne and Hadma on occasion. Ginny is a Stalker and I will Never like that ginger twit or her bottomless pit of a brother.
Story Styles I enjoy: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure, and ... well, to put it rather bluntly ... Poetic Smut. "Poetic" meaning, not just descriptions of sexual acts, but rather build ups, legitimate plot build up, and romance in general. What can I say? I'm a sap for that sort of thing.
Story Styles I don't like so much: Whump... as relates to torture, rape, implied rape, and the more darker aspects of what a 'Bad Guy' can do with prisoners. Also don't like stories that places female characters in those sorts of situations, blatant or implied. Now, that doesn't mean I don't read some things that have some of that in there, I just usually gloss over that part of the story to get to how the 'Bad Guys' get punished for their actions. I especially abhor anything that places Rose, Tonks, Hermione, or Luna into those sorts of situations. Abhor to the state of Loathing, that is.
While I know a bunch of writers here are female and dig Tennant or Eccleston, either with fond wishes or downright filthy obsession, ( you know who you are ;) ) I really fell in love with Rose's character. Silly, I know, but that's the way my heart works... right on my flippin sleeve. Same with Tonks, Hermione and Luna.
I know why there's so much hate for River Song, mainly because she's not Rose and supposedly married to the Doctor. However, I adore Alex Kingston and find her character rather delicious. =) I don't agree with the whole marriage thing, because like a bunch of people... I believe the Doctor's hearts firmly belong to Rose Tyler. But still, River's rather fun.
Whovian Recommended Reading
Series by (teaspoon - I tend to read this one a lot, mostly because it's that good, but partially so I don't duplicate or plagiarize anything, as it's a similar situation to my Rose River AU)
Series by (teaspoon - 10.5/Rose - simply WONDERFUL)
Carpe Tempus Complete
Two and a Half Doctors Complete
"Rose River" Alternate Universe
This concept came from Mayet, and I'm carrying it through the specials.
The crux of my version is this: Rose and the Clone got back into the TARDIS while the Doctor tried to stutter out all the reasons he had for leaving them there in the first place. Forget six words... Reality Warped, and a New Universe spawned from one word... just one word... "No."
RRAU Series Four Specials (in order)
The Oncoming Storm (Prequel) Complete
Void Math (Prequel) Complete
No (Rose River AU Origin) Complete
The Desert of San Helios (The Planet of the Dead) Complete
Athenaeum (Not a Special) Complete
Martian Waters (The Waters of Mars) Complete
Four Five Six (Children of Earth) Complete
S h a t t e r e d (The End of Time) Complete
RRAU Series Five
For some added information about this AU's main characters:
Rose Marion Tyler
Johnathon Edward Storm
Series Five - This will be completely redone with the ramifications of "Shattered" in full swing. Time Can Be Rewritten... The Eleventh Doctor stated it, The Tenth Doctor stated it, the Ninth Doctor hinted at it, and I'm making it bloody happen. God Complex? No. Fixing what the BBC did? Hell Yes.
BEST QUOTES From other stories I've read:
"I still can't believe you can handle your broom so well Harry." Hermione said.
"I would think that with how long and hard it is you would have a hard time manoeuvring it."
"If it were me I would have lost control really quickly at that speed and made a mess all over everything."
"BAHAHAHAHAHA" Harry and Tonks lost it.
"Why are you laughing?" Hermione asked completely bewildered as her friends had to lean on each other to keep from falling down. Hermione really didn't think there was anything funny about dying in a quidditch accident.
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"It's this calming draught." Tonks said while Harry walked behind her and look down over he shoulder. "I don't know or care why we have to stir the daffodil extract 13 times counter clockwise with a clock wise rotation on the 7th."
"Well it is based on how it will interact with the rabbits fur, you see-" Harry was cut off.
"OOOOOH I get it!" Hermione shouted laughing. "I was accidentally making penis jokes!"
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"Thank you. That speech took me a week to write, and two weeks of censoring before it passed the scrutiny of the Man and his tyrannical stranglehold over free speech!"
"Whoo!" Luna cheered.
"Jordan!" McGonagall scolded.
"Sorry." Lee said sheepishly. "The scrutiny of the Woman and her stranglehold over free speech."
"That's not the problem." McGonagall crossed her arms.
"So, are you saying that you're a man?" Lee asked innocently as laughter echoed around the stadium.
"Jordan!" McGonagall screeched.
"I still don't see what was wrong with my fist draft." Lee shrugged.
"It would have started a riot is what was wrong with it!"
"There was nothing inflammatory," Lee defended, causing McGonagall to raise an eyebrow.
"Detention!" McGonagall retorted as the rest of the Lions roared their approval.
Both from Harry Potter and the Children of Change
"Twins, Sirius?" Remus asked.
"Yep," replied Sirius with a note of pride.
"French... Veela twins?" Remus continued.
"Yep," Sirius responded with a grin.
"I hate you and everything you stand for, Sirius," Remus finally growled.
"I know," Sirius acknowledged. "That's why I asked if they had any friends I could introduce you to. We've got a double date, me, Angelique and Aimee, and then you and their two cousins, Colette and her sister Marie. Next weekend."
"I love you, Sirius," Remus said after a moments thought. "You're my hero."
"I know," acknowledged Sirius with his largest and silliest smile yet.
From Look! Up In The Sky! a Potter/Justice League crossover.
Something I thought was funny:
Harry looked at Hermione's parents across the table, and pointed at his and Hermione's heads with a rueful smile on his face. "Dan, Emma... It is my misfortune to inform you that your future grandchildren will be completely cursed when it comes to hair."
Dan tried to stifle a snort, while Emma simply stared back and forth between Harry's wild mop and her daughter's equally untameable mane. "I have to agree," she eventually said.
JUL 9, 2013 - I have far too many stories out. Not a complaint, just a statement of fact. I'd be more enamoured of the situation were I not still combating whatever this infection is. I have medicine, but it's completely ridiculous to being sick so g-d-much. - To put people out of their misery, yes Chaos of the Phoenix will be continuing. Future plot-points will include the following: A Ministry Plot with the introduction of one Madam Umbitch; Dealing with the Dursleys; Rekindling of Family Alliances; Discovery of One-Thought-Lost; A Proposal; A Blood Feud; and Use of Ancient Family Magics that haven't been seen publicly in decades. - It's gonna be a Hoot. ;-)
NOV 07, 2013 - There is hatred in my heart for the status of my health. That aside, I ran a poll to see which two stories had more votes on pushing my muses to produce. Power of Faith and Temperatio Temporalis won, although not a lot of people voted. Oh well.
DEC 31, 2013 - Due to my muses being prats and arseholes, Dolen Amser has been taking off. I have half chapters for PoF and TT... and they're sitting there - mocking me. At any rate... HAPPY NEW YEAR! I have no alcohol to get drunk with. This is me being sad.
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