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Joined 02-25-02, id: 176213, Profile Updated: 10-10-15
Author has written 14 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Law and Order: SVU, Lost, Rizzoli & Isles, Kushiel's Legacy series, and Once Upon a Time.

I'm not gonna tell you how old I am.

Or what my job is.

Or anything like that.

But I like to write. Sometimes I even finish things. And then you get to read it! So that's fun.

If you care, you can find me on AO3 too.

Also tumblr. littlemissjackalope

But I'm pretty crap at tumblr.

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No Rest for the Wicked by Cognitivism reviews
AU. Santana has a very unconventional and dangerous job. During one of her missions, she meets an overly cheerful waitress and finds herself exasperatingly distracted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,309 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Green Looks Good On You by unicyclehippo reviews
AU After Emma and Mary Margaret return from Fairy Tale Land. Emma notices that Regina isn't in the diner and goes to the mansion to collect her when she discovers Henry didn't invite his mom. She'll be having words with that boy. Regina is having issues after absorbing that nasty death spell. She might need a little help from her Saviour. Cora is insane. SwanQueen at some point.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,111 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith by x-Avarice-x reviews
The Doctor attends the funeral of one of his greatest companions. *Tribute fic, one-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Adventures of Brittany by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
A series of fantastical, mostly unrelated crackfics based off of Brittany one-liners. Always Brittana in spirit, almost always in letter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
A Lack of Obedience by Bluebird's Grace reviews
DG and Ambrose are busy people. As a Princess and a Royal Adviser, respectively, they only get to spend time together when DG has time to have someone help her find a few memories.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - DG, Glitch - Complete
The InDark by Mediancat reviews
Daria Faith Morgendorffer, needing to figure out who she is, goes on a road trip with Jane Lane; in the meantime, something is really ticked with Daria for ruining its plans . . .
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,203 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Faith L., Daria M.
That's What You'll Take to the Grave by Mediancat reviews
Six weeks after The Sum of Their Parts, Daria Faith Morgendorffer goes on a road trip back to Texas.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Nothing Which Goes Is Lost by Jac Danvers reviews
They reset the time line, but they haven't forgotten the last three years. Why do they remember? Is the island ever really done with anybody? Or was everything that happened one epic course correction? As Duckett once said, it'll come around... Now AU!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,890 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sawyer
Lilies to Tread by Antje reviews
A DG and Glitch "how they got together" tale. Originally written February 2008.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/22/2010 - DG, Glitch - Complete
Career Counseling by Meltha reviews
Every Head of House has to counsel his or her charges about their future outside of Hogwarts. Some of those conversations prove to be quite memorabe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Once More, With Sitting by RLobinske reviews
With Jane out of town and her parents planning a movie night in, Daria accepts an emergency babysitting job with the Guptys.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Counting Marys by My Barbaric YAWP reviews
“There were a lot of Marys, kid.” Indy finds himself tallying up Marys as he travels to South America and comes to a startling conclusion about what—or who—will be waiting for him.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008
The Devil's Wife by Shiro Ryuu reviews
Mrs. Lovett introspection. "Ah, evil is here, sir. The stink of evil from below, from her! She's the Devil's wife! Oh, beware her, sir. Beware of her. She... with no pity... in her heart..."
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Dragon Days by astrokath reviews
Content: K rising to T in chapters 6, 11 & 13. This story fills in a gap between Dragonsdawn and the short stories in Chronicles, exploring how the first riders may have dealt with the very first mating flights.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,673 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by Mediancat reviews
Sequel to April 10, 1997. The Daria Faith combination and Dr. Lynette Vaughn head to Sunnydale to meet the Scooby gang, followed by one enemy and on the verge of confronting another . . .
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,760 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Home By Dark by Sadie Lovegood reviews
SEMI AU. The Breakfast Club is dragged on an out of town field trip, then accidentally left behind, 60 miles from Shermer, with no money, no transportation, not to mention hidden feelings for each other. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Everything!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,868 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
April 10, 1997 by Mediancat reviews
A psychiatrist, hypnotizing Faith during a mandated therapy session in prison, discovers that Faith may not be who she thinks she is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,574 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Next Time Around by TWbasketcase reviews
Monday came and nothing changed. 5 teens can't find the courage to like who they want to like and they are lower than ever. What happens when they land in detention again, 1 year later?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,210 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Because of the Coke Can by Nova-Janna reviews
Allison.Bender friendship fic. Some Claire.John, even less Allison.Andy. Mostly dialogue, probably oneshot. Just because I thought they had interesting chemistry in the movie.
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Not So Fast by Eulalie Moire reviews
Why does everyone say, I don't remember, it happened so fast? It doesn't always. Not HBP/DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Home Improvement by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
Once a Gryffindor by shadowycat reviews
If you were sorted into your House at 11, would that be that forever? Albus Dumbledore has a little chat with one of his oldest companions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Albus D.
Welcome Home by Laura Kay reviews
Just a little add on to OotP, takes place duringafter the scene where Minerva comes back to the castle from St. Mungo's and she gives all the points to Harry and co. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
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Stop A Bullet reviews
Eighteen months ago, the Evil Regals' music was ripe for a nationwide explosion. When they disappeared without a trace, they became the biggest mystery in Storybrooke, Maine. Emma Swan and the Lost Girls just want people to notice them. But when the Regals make a sudden reemergence, it's a fight for recognition, and the Regals aren't interested in taking prisoners.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,786 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Emma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
Emma's not having a very good day. Luckily, she knows someone that can make it a whole lot better. Subtitled: Or, the One Where Emma Unexpectedly Finds Herself In A Porno.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
This Is The Time That I'll Come Running reviews
Regina has an accidental walkabout in New York. Alternately, that time I tried to write less than 2k of pre-Swan Queen fluff and ended up writing 16k of character study and actual Swan Queen instead. Alternate season 4 ending.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills, Robin Hood - Complete
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart) reviews
Swan Queen Week. Day 5. Soulmates. Sometimes the marks upon their wrists are more trouble than they're worth.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
A Conversation With Henry reviews
Swan Queen Week. Day 4. Canon divergence. Emma has a conversation with Henry, and makes a decision. Pre-Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Please Read The Letter reviews
Swan Queen Week. Day 3. Arranged marriage. Regina's getting married. Emma writes her a letter.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Storybrooke reviews
Swan Queen Week. Day 2. Roommates AU. Regina Mills was born to a life of crime. Heir apparent to her mother's throne atop one of the most ruthless crime syndicates on the East Coast, all she's ever wanted was freedom from Cora's sins.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Brand New Pair of Roller Skates reviews
Swan Queen Week, Day 1. Meet-Cute. They meet, but it's not cute. Actually, the brunette in the Regal Rampage uniform is kind of a bitch. But Emma's drawn to her anyway.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The View From the Honeycrisp reviews
Emma has the perfect night out planned for Regina. Here there be fluff. Lots and lots of fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Lament
A Melisande character study, taking place after the events of Kushiel's Dart.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Complete
The Thing That Jane Doesn't Know What It Does reviews
Maura has something strange in her house, and not knowing what it is or what it does is driving Jane crazy. This is an unlisted crossover, because I didn't want to spoil the surprise.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Lost Collection
A series of Season 1 poems. Could be written from the POV of some random survivor.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 590 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Her Greatest Fear reviews
A short little one shot concerning Alex and Olivia.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Calvinball reviews
SG-1 gets bored. Naturally, chaos ensues.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete