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Joined 12-06-08, id: 1762392, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 20 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, NCIS, One Piece, Sherlock, and Avengers.

About Me: I'm a twenty-four-year-old girl from Germany. I like to sleep and draw and write and eat and uhhh... did I mention sleep? Oh yeah, I really like to sleep...

What I Write: I write everything, actually: Slash, Gen, AU, Angst, Friendship, Family, Romance, Humor, etc. etc. Although I have to admit that I'll probably never write Het, at least not as the main focus of the story. That's just not my thing, you know?! I live and die for the Slash! :)

Favorite Series/Anime/Cartoons: Sherlock, Stargate Atlantis, Being Human, The Big Bang Theory, Pushing Daisies, Fringe, NCIS, Early Edition, One Piece, Saiyuki (Reload/Gaiden), Wild Adapter, Danny Phantom

Favorite Books: The Otherland Saga (Tad Williams), The Talisman, The Stand (actually I pretty much love everything Stephen King has ever written), Angels and Devils (Dan Brown), The Alex Delaware Novels by Jonathan Kellerman, The David Hunter Novels by Simon Beckett, The Charlie Parker Novels by John Connolly, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's works and the Odd Thomas books by Dean Koontz (same as Stephen King: love it all) (there are lots more but I can't think of them right now...)


'All the Perfumes of Arabia'

link on sleepwalking: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/954834

This story is on Hiatus for the time being. Sorry to disappoint, but I just lost my touch for this story. I don't want to take it down though, because I really really want to finish it someday. The will is strong, but the muse is stronger and she isn't speaking with me right now...


Nominations/Awards

"Teaching Luffy" has won the UFO Award 2009 and the Members Choice Award 2009 over at dotmoon(dot)com in the category 'One Piece'. I am very honoured and surprised because I personally didn't think that it was one of my better works. My deepest thanks to whoever nominated and voted for me.

'The Day Before the Day' won the Best AU NCIS award 2010 over at livejournal. I want to thank everyone who nominated me. I'm blown away that this story is still so popular. I would have never thought that it could compete with the other stuff out there.

'The Day Before the Day' got nominated for the 'What if' NCIS award 2009 over at livejournal. I want to thank everyone who nominated me. And because I know that there are a lot of awesome 'What if' stories out there this is even more mind-blowing. Even though I didn't win in the end, this nomination alone is a great honor, thank you very much.

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The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Never The Same Again by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! A rewrite of the episode "Same as it Never Was"! What if everyone in the future realized that Don was still only sixteen years old? Better question, what would happen if he was stuck there for over a year? WILL HAVE T-CEST!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,702 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Donatello
I Fall to Fear by My Reality Is My Own reviews
It would figure that he'd pick now to have a flashback freak out; in the middle of a kidnapping with no one around but the God of Lies. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
On A Short Leash by kisa sohma cookie reviews
I hate summaries XP anyways, Kaiba wants Joey to himself body and soul, but to do that, he has to coax the blonde to him in his own badass way. Add in a crazed yaoi obsessed maid and a supportive Mokuba and you get a heartwarming romantic comedy. enjoy
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K.
BETRAYED by subtleshadeofgrey reviews
McGee makes an error in judgement but it is the decision he takes afterwards that alters the lives of the whole team, especially Tony. Not for fans of McGee. Papa Gibbs, Hurt!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Change of Atmospheres by Felicia Angel reviews
AU- Holmes is a freelance consulting detective on an Earth composed of aliens and humans. Watson is a very special person that many want to study. Can the two get along and solve the crimes brought their way?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
These Lines of Lightening by Handful of Silence reviews
AU. Ever since he was born, John has been able to perceive people's auras. So he can see straight away that there's something special about Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Together We Burn by PrincessNala reviews
I want to hurt him for everything he's making me feel for him. I want to claw and bite at his soft skin until he bleeds and I want him to do the same to me, just to give me something to focus on other than how wrong and messed up we both are. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Broken Promises and Shattered Hearts by sammygirl1963 reviews
When Dean unintentionally forgets his brother's birthday, will it cost him the baby brother he loves so much? Hurt/Limp Sam, Guilty John and Dean. Happy Birthday CC!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Soldiers For Hire by totallynutso reviews
Set at the tail end of the movie... My version of the boys escape and what happens next. Team fic, warnings for attempted non-con.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
My Brother Is An Idiot by PrincessNala reviews
In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Resist Temptation by PrincessNala reviews
Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Like Pi by InvisibleSpork reviews
After almost losing John, Sherlock attempts to come to grips with mortality and the human spirit the only way he knows how: through logic and science. Non-slash. Edited for Britpicking
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sanguine Analysis by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
A wounded and discharged war veteran takes a job as a medical examiner and meets a very interesting consultant over a body in Lauriston Gardens. AU Modern retelling of 'A Study in Scarlet' with our two favourite boys and a tale of mystery & bromance...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Moment of Panic by Taleya reviews
Yet another Kinkmeme Prompt. This one was "Drown Watson." Not universe-specific.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
An Understanding by endsoftime reviews
Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Control by Polaris'05 reviews
When Bishop teams up with the Shredder, it spells bad news for the turtles. Why are their enemies so desperate to capture Donatello? And what will the others do when the unthinkable occurs, and they're too late to save him? Nothing is ever as it seems...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,456 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Donatello, Agent Bishop - Complete
Breaking Points by Keshka reviews
K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost At Sea by Thought Reflex reviews
A concerned/possibly injured Sheppard, a panicky/injured/possibly lost Rodney, Radek trying to keep Sheppard together, Lorne trying to keep everything else together, and Atlantis trying to fall apart. Treading Water Universe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,596 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Still Waters by Thought Reflex reviews
Treading Water Universe. When Rodney was ten his family abandoned him in the Canadian wilderness with strangers. He didn’t want to be with them. He didn’t like them. But maybe…he needed them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Shawn and the Friendly Neighborhood Stalker by Nixa Jane reviews
It's another case that no one else believes is a case, and Shawn would be figuring it all out a lot quicker if didn't have to deal with a break-in and a stalker, that may or may not be related.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Treading Water by Thought Reflex reviews
Drowning had never been a fear Rodney needed to embrace. Trust, relying on others, and having to betray his own secrets, however, was something that kept him awake at night. Friendship, whump, genetic manipulation, homicidal tree huggers…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,969 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Brother Noble by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
Holmes and Watson must penetrate a very personal mystery concerning a brutal attack, the Dr's late brother, and a pocketwatch. A joint fic by KCS and Protector of the Gray Fortress.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,901 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Powers of Evil by KCS reviews
Hound of the Baskervilles AU. Watson stumbles upon the truth about Stapleton before he discovers Holmes on the moor. When the Doctor disappears, Holmes realizes he must act quickly against the powers of evil at work upon the moor.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Respect is Earned by Mists reviews
Respect is never given, it is earned. This is the story of how Wally earns Bruce's respect. A Flash and Batman friendship Fan Fiction. Complete!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,955 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Of Fudge and Nuts reviews
When Bruce hulks out in the Tower, he thinks his life with the Avengers is over. Good thing Tony is there to defuse the bomb and his methods not only get Bruce but the whole team to start thinking about the Big Guy in a different light... TeamFriendship, ScienceBros
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Days After The Day reviews
Tony is now a member of the NCIS family but not all is fun and games when he and Gibbs disagree over a case. And then there is that man in the shadows, watching them and planning his revenge... AU, third story in "The Day" universe - NOW COMPLETE -
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,928 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Day of the Frog Incident reviews
One-Shot set in my "The Day"-Universe: "Zivas admission that she doesn't like biology teachers takes Tony on a walk down memory lane and teaches him something surprising about one of his easily overlooked co-workers." Beginning Tony/Jimmy friendship
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Like Salt in Food reviews
"Jealousy is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure." - A collection of One-Shots/drabbles dealing with the emotion 'jealousy'. Will feature Friendship/pre-slash/slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Traditions reviews
One-Shot: Gibbs and Tony have a tradition but this year they might have to change it a bit. - Gibbs/Tony Father/Son - BirthdayFic for AZGirl
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Owners and Servants reviews
One-Shot: Tony's got a late-night visitor and doesn't know what to do with 'her'. Believe it or not, it's Jimmy Palmer to the rescue... Tony/Jimmy Friendship
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jimmy P., Tony D. - Complete
Their Day in Baltimore reviews
Tony and Gibbs finally meet again but one is still reeling from his loss and tries to keep his distance while the other tries to act as if it doesn't hurt. Throw in a serial killer and you get a whole lot of trouble. / Sequel to 'The Day Before The Day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,180 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
All The Perfumes Of Arabia reviews
HIATUS Rodney is suddenly sleepwalking and causing havoc without even realizing it. His friends decide to help but maybe their unconventional methods will only make it worse... / Team-fic with lots of friendship, humor, H/C and a tiny bit of Rodney-wum
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,609 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Rodney M.
The Hardest Stone reviews
Luffy asks. Nami explains. Zoro and Sanji suffer. Same old, same old aboard the Going Merry... Just a bit of Nakamaship and having a little good-natured fun with the ZoSan pairing, without actually being Slash. Curious? Read and find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Teaching Luffy reviews
There was only one thing Nico Robin knew for sure: Luffy couldn't read, and she could. To her, that was a completely simple and conclusive equation with only one possible solution..." LuRo FRIENDSHIP 'cause there are not nearly enough of those around!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye reviews
One-Shot "...in the blink of an eye, you might reinvent yourself... the person you were yesterday might not be the person you are tomorrow." ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
More Important Than Fear reviews
One Shot: After an incident with Sanji and a spider, Chopper begins to wonder what this 'phobia' is Nami's talking about and whether the others have it too... NAKAMASHIP with hints of ZoLu towards the end, because I can't help it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The Day Before The Day reviews
COMPLETE Gibbs had always known that Tony would make a damn fine investigator. Even before they met again in Baltimore..." Pre-Series/slightly AU, Gibbs/Tony, Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Momentum reviews
Captain and first mate have shared a lot of first times, some more important than others... Light ZoLu but can be read as friendship as well
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Life Saving reviews
One-Shot: Just a silly little story about an injured Rodney who desperately needs rescue... or something like that. - McShep/Pre-Slash
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Restless Night reviews
-Two-Shot / Tag for my story 'Ship of Fools', you should read that one first- SUMMARY: John and Rodney contemplate the sleeping habits of the other and their new relationship. Slash, McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Ship of Fools reviews
COMPLETE When a secret admirer of Rodney McKay begins to get a little bit too close for comfort it's up to his team to help him figure it out. And Sheppard has to deal with some startling feelings himself. -McShep, Slash-
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,161 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
OneShot: This is the story of how Rodney McKay tried to convince John Sheppard that he was 'not' in love with him...and somehow did the exact opposite instead. -- McShep/Slash -- Edited September 2009 --
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Ignorance Is Bliss reviews
Rodney McKay had been a content man before he came to Atlantis." -- Edited September 2009 --
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete