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Joined 12-06-08, id: 1762498, Profile Updated: 01-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Clique, How I Survived Middle School, and Hunger Games.

Hola, enjoy the wonderful writings of WildReasoner! You're welcome, world.

Haha, I'm just kidding. Some of it is crap writing. Nonetheless, ENJOY!


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You're crazy when you start talking to inanimate objects. You've gone ABSOLUTELY MENTAL when they start talking back.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


I took the Ipod Quiz. Here are my results!

1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
She is-the Fray

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Vertigo- U2

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
7 Things- Miley Cyrus (okay?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Halo- Beyonce (by halo it could mean I'm feeling angelic... i guess)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
How to Save a Life- the Fray (?)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hear You Me- Jimmy Eat World ...(??)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Love, Save the Empty- Erin McCarley

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Move Along- All-American Rejects

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Can't Get Enough of You Baby-Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me-Billy Joel (do I wanna be in a band?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
The Anthem- Good Charlotte (Huh??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Walkin' on the Sun- Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
From Yesterday- 30 Seconds to Mars (does that mean that my parents think I was born yesterday?)

WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
One Week- Barenaked Ladies (does that mean that I'll get a divorce a week after I get married?)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Problem Girl- Rob Thomas (You know what? That's just insulting.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Yellow- Coldplay (no, I'm not a fan of the color yellow and i will not make a hobby out of it)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
You Found Me- the Fray (are we playing hide & seek or something?)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Breakout-Miley Cyrus (i just don't get that)


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The Perfect Husband by Fox McCloude reviews
The Queen of Hyrule has died, and her daughter must get married before succeeding her in the throne. But fed up with the search of a suitor, she decides to leave on a journey... Alternate universe. 100% ZeLink. Warning: Not for Ilia fans.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,402 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Music Left Unsung by soccerprincessa23 reviews
These are just some poems I wrote. Please read them and let me know what you think. Hope you like 'em!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Ten Years by xXHeartless1Xx reviews
A cute and funny story of how Emmett and Rosalie grew up together. How their relationship changes over the years and becomes what we know it to be now. From the ages of 10 to 20. Told in both their points of view. All Human. Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,764 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
I see amber I see red by sunniedee reviews
She seemed to change with every season. SHe's what he wanted but could not have. Oneshot Massington/Mosh. My first fanfic pleez review!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Massie B., Derrington
Apple C by Girly.x.Girl reviews
The PC are super excited to start High School they just KNOW they are going to be alphas. The thing standing in their way, another Clique. Piece of cake, right? Wrong! How do you overthrow a Clique when they are exactly like you? COMPLETED BABY!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,640 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Who knew by dancergirl8295 reviews
The Clique when there older and have kids. What happens when Massie,Derrick and there daughter Bella have to move in with the Fishers and there daughters hate each other.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
20 ways: How to Make Jasper Give In by 20wayss reviews
Jasper seems like a pretty easy guy to annoy. Quiet, isolated, serious. But what if you go overboard? What if you annoy him so much, he decides to give up all he's worked for? Tragic, I know. WELL, in this list we'll show you how to make him do just that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Breaking Dawn, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
Like it says...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 ways: How to Rock at VampireSitting by 20wayss reviews
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS LIST. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Eclispe, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
...Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Snag Yourself a Cold Vampire Boyfriend! by 20wayss reviews
Does he looks at you like he wants to kill you? Does he watch you while you sleep? Does he warn you to stay away from him? Is he unbelievably sexy? Is he freakishly cold? If you answered yes to all these questions... Read this right now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 ways on How to Make Jacob Transform! by 20wayss reviews
Need a little backup in a fight? Maybe you just want to annoy him. Or you could just think he's hotter as a wolf. Get it? Hotter!...ANYWAYS, here's our list of 20 ways on how to make Jacob Black transform into a wolf. Team Jacobers,we love you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
20 ways on How to Provoke the Volturi! by 20wayss reviews
Our first "20 ways" list, no immortality necessary. Enjoy and please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Aro, Jane
New Moon, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
As I have told you before...is the best FanFiction ever. Of all time. In the world. Ever. In the world. Ever.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Embarrassed by EmilsEliza reviews
One day when Bella is over at the Cullen’s house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Out of the Concrete Dust by welcome to maddieland reviews
Your teacher speaks to the class in a wavering voice...and you knew that you would not forget, that you would never forget. A September 11th oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Dylan M. - Complete
A Vampire named 'Me' by I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghosts reviews
A very, incredibly retarded story about a vampire named 'Me'. Me talks about his family and his life. VERY VERY VERY retarded. Not to be taken seriously. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Note: Grammar mistakes intentional One shot
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
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What a Victor Should Be reviews
During the fire in the first book, Rue observes Katniss running for her life and learns a few things about what a victor should truly be. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
The New Girls: When Mary Sues End up at Kilmer reviews
Four new girls show up at Joyce Kilmer Middle School. Everything is turned upside-down when these ladies arrive. Does everything go perfectly for such "perfect" girls? Plus, be sure to check out Amber Show's New Kids in HISMS, which uses my characters!
How I Survived Middle School - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
His Fingers Fit Perfectly reviews
Look at the spaces between your fingers and remember that's where mine fit perfectly." Claire is banned from seeing Cam. One-shot.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Claire L., Cam F. - Complete
Wishing on a Dime reviews
Derrick has left Massie years ago. But something makes Derrick come back. A feeling. "Sometimes, wishing on a dime will do the trick." One-shot!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Massie B., Derrington - Complete
Everything Weird reviews
Random. Everything weird is happening to Massie. She suddenly has a milkman for a driver, horrible lip gloss, and no friends. And why does Claire suddenly have Edward Cullen's head? Warning: some OOC.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Massie B. - Complete