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Welcome to the World of GlassSuicune!
I peer through curtains on empty streets,
Behind a wall of caller ID,
No one's out there,
To hear if I care,
About the troubles in the air...
-'I of the Mourning' by The Smashing Pumpkins.
In my laughter,
You won't hear,
And time will burn your eyes...
-'Shackled' by Vertical Horizon.
Come and I'll answer,
At home in my Lost and Found,
I see that I'm much too proud,
Someone is takin' pleasure in breaking down...
-'M.I.A.' by Foo Fighters. I may have gotten a word wrong... I don't know if he says 'I see' or 'I say'...
I need you to hear me,
I want you to feel this,
It should be clear as fear and plain as day,
I'm not going to bend now,
You're not going to break me,
You'll never be hard enough to scratch my face...
-'All Is Said and Done' by Vertical Horizon.
Yah, ya heard right. You have somehow made it onto my little patch of...something. Have fun with your time here, and beware of my many OCs who run around breaking stuff. Anyways, I enjoy writing comedy stories, so you can expect some pretty crazy stories from me. Even so, I can write a more serious story if I want to. When you read my fanfictions, I want you to realize that I tend to redesign universes to work the way I want them to. One day, I hope to be a book writer, so this is good practice. That's basically why I tend to 'redesign' certain universe I write about. I, uh, can't keep myself from messing with things... I am also a writer of many un-used and un-finished ideas, and am willing to listen to advice given. I enjoy simple and humourous plots, though I'm willing to read complex and dark plots (I'm just not good at writing them).
Nowadays, I find myself very busy and it's become increasingly difficult to write all the stories I want to. But I promise I will try.
Avatar done by a friend on DeviantArt named AzariaDragon.
Anyways...you wanna know some stuff about me?
Name: Glass Suicune. Also goes by Glass the Insane Authoress. You may call me GS if you wish, but that makes me think of that G.S Pokeball from the Pokemon anime... O.o
Age: I stopped counting at like...was it 170?
Location: Somewhere on Earth. Best planet in the galaxy!
Fandoms: Where to begin?
I support this project!
All that aside, here's the contents:
My In-Progress Fanfictions
My Upcoming Fanfictions
A Note to Authors ( please read)
My Stories on Other Sites
My Community ( and rules)
Random Copy and Paste Stuff
Other Sites You Can Find Me On
Random Nonsense Story
Things I'll Write About
My Story Series
Random Quotes With Commentary
My In-Progress Fanfictions:
Okay, revamp. I am picking certain fanfics and working exclusively on them. I will get to the others eventually, but I need to focus on just a few. The ones I am focusing on will be listed here.
Lord Phantom: Working on rewriting the first few chapters to fit my (hopefully improved) standards, and trying to finish the current chapter.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Freedom Fighters: Work is going...slowly. Unsure if I want to rewrite older chapters.
Partners in Time: Trying to make the second chapter more detailed than the first. I also want to go back to the first and fix some things.
Brave New World: It's becoming very difficult for me to write as of late, so I may swap it with a rewritten version of The Destiny of Cynder: A New Hope. We'll see...
The Legend of Zelda: Insert Subtitle Here: It'll happen. Eventually.
The Starlight Legacy: Colosseum and Forgotten Legends (argh, I hate this one!) will be re-written to better fit the standards I've since gained. But I don't know when that will be. Any story that is not on this list will be finished at some point, possibly re-written, so no worries about anything being abandoned. I promise I won't do that.
I've got a few things in the works, but until there comes a point where they're almost ready, I won't say a thing.
A Note to Authors/Reviewers ( please read):
I know some of you will probably hate me for this, but I can't hold it in any longer.
I cannot believe how many people seem to show such blatant disregard for the rules. Granted, nobody's perfect, but more than once I've seen summaries with a swear word in them, when the guidelines clearly state all titles/summaries must be rated 'G' for all audiences. Sure, people probably think they're cool putting the 'F' word in their titles/summaries, but it's still wrong. One thing I've noticed is the writers who do this, if the story is bad, people tell them they need to remove the word, but, if people find the story good, they say nothing. I feel it should work both ways, if an inappropriate word is in the title/summary, it should be said to the author the word should be removed.
Another thing I wanna address is some people don't give their story the proper rating, yet, surprise surprise, if people like the story, they say nothing, if they don't, they generally point it out. The words 'Damn' and 'Hell' do NOT belong in a 'K' rated story (my opinions of the words aside), yet I've seen quite a few people get away with it. The ratings issue escalates as the rating itself does. I've seen people use the 'F' word more times then is appropriate in a 'T' rated story, and still seem to think they're doing nothing wrong. THEY ARE! The story MUST be given the PROPER rating, NO exceptions. This also applies to violence and sexual content that somehow make it into a story with a rating that such content shouldn't be in.
And yet ANOTHER thing I wanna address is the relationship between some writers and their readers. More than once I've seen a reader point out something the writer is doing wrong and they ignore them. Sure, you shouldn't let someone tell you how you should write (and by that I mean, try to force you to write what they want you to write), but you should NEVER throw the reader's opinion to the side like it means nothing, which I've seen people do (but for my sake, I won't say any names that I know). RESPECT THE REVIEWERS!
Furthermore on the relationship between readers and writers. Reviewers who give 'destructive criticism' disguised as 'constructive criticism'...you're not writing 'gods'. YOUR way of writing is NOT the Gold Standard or anything. There is nothing wrong with telling people how they can improve their work, but when you flat-out insult their intelligence, curse any creativity they showed, and tell them that they MUST do it YOUR way...there's a problem. If someone wants to use OCs, it is NOT your place to say 'They aren't needed! Blah blah blah!' (though I can understand if they're being used badly, but politely mention that, please). If someone wishes to make a more serious character into a cheerful character, it is NOT your place to say 'Last I checked... This character was blah blah blah! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!' Heck, if anyone wishes to make the characters OOC, that's their dang business (even though it really can be bothersome in most cases). If it works for the story, don't say anything. Only say how you feel the characterization could be improved (no, not: "They're out of character, idiot! Change them back!' I mean: 'I think you've made this guy too crazy... You might want to lighten it up a bit'). Short version: Stop ripping authors apart for writing what they want to write. Nobody's perfect. Not even you.
But on the OOC note, I want to give some more clarifications, now that years have come and gone. I, personally, don't mind OOC if the story is humour/parody (because then part of the fun is seeing the characters act OOC), and/or if there is a plot relevant reason for it that will be shown later. And by 'plot relevant', I do not mean Ron the Death Eater and Draco in Leather Pants. Want to make a good character into a villain who kicks puppies and steals candy from babies? By all means, but show that descent into darkness, and don't make it over the top (unless you're going for parody/So Bad, It's Good, in which case, uh, have fun?). Want to make an evil character into a friend to all living creatures? Show their redemption, make them earn it!
But at the end of the day... We're all writers, and we're going to write what we want, for better or worse. So I won't stand in your way.
This concludes the note (unless I find something else to yap about). Feel free to copy and paste and add anything else I missed.
My Stories on Other Sites:
After the Tone: A DeviantArt exclusive. The Stargate characters have rather amusing answering machines...
X-Men Zeroes: A Fanart-Central exclusive. Watch as the X-Men perform a parody of the game Sonic Heroes!
My Community ( and rules):
MegaGirl/RockGirl Well...Rocks: A MegaMan community archiving good MegaGirl/RockGirl related stories. If you wanna be a staff member, read my rules and then contact me. Also if you have a story with a MegaGirl/RockGirl in it, feel free to let me know. I'll look it over.
General Rules regarding my community (if you're a staff member for one thing): No incest. Story must be rated 'T' or below. And please, I beg of you, no sexual content (though with me only accepting 'T' and below, this may not be a big problem)... And last, but not least, watch yer language. I'll take the occasional swear word, but overuse automatically means I won't archive it (same thing if I happen to see the 'F' word). That's it for now -until I find something else to yap about.
Random Copy and Paste Stuff:
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Espiowarrior, Crystal the Cat, GlassSuicune
Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (My input: What can I say? MegaMan rules! Anyone who can't see that needs help! *dragged off by security guards*)
If you have a hyper cat, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Soundtrack to My Life
Opening credits: Press Rewind by Alan Parsons. (Eh...could work, I guess... O.O)
Put your ipod on shuffle
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds
IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
See The Sun by Dido. (Um...)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY:
Breakdown by The Alan Parsons Project. (Er...)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL:
Let Love In by Goo Goo Dolls. (shrugs)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY :
Higher by Creed. (I feel...hyper...ICE CREAM!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE:
Caught in the Crossfire by April Wine. (Come again?)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO:
Can't Take It With You by The Alan Parsons Project. (LOL, so true. My real motto, however, is 'Nobody's perfect'.)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU:
Orion by Metallica. (I'm loud, hyper, then suddenly quiet and calm, then I go crazy again?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN:
Stereotomy Two by The Alan Parsons Project. (Actually, I do think about this a lot...like what the heck it's saying...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S):
Stay With You by Goo Goo Dolls. (is that so?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE :
Echo by Vertical Horizon. (First off, there's no person I like 'like'...and I'm not looking, either)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY:
Finding Me by Vertical Horizon. (Kinda fits, I guess...)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU:
I Robot by The Alan Parsons Project. (I'm heartbroken. ;_;)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING
Going Under by Evanescence. (Muahahahaha!)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL:
Before It's Too Late by Goo Goo Dolls. (If you say so...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS:
Forever by Vertical Horizon. (sure)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN:
You Don't Believe by The Alan Parsons Project. (You just gotta believe! :O)
HOW WILL YOU DIE:
Underneath This Smile by Hilary Duff. (I'll sink...? Hmph!)
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET:
Wine From the Water by Alan Parsons. (This...really...does...NOT...fit.)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH:
Get Out Of The City by Ivy. (Oddly enough, this song does make me chuckle...)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY:
We Play the Game by Alan Parsons. (I'm not a sore loser...)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED:
The Getaway by Hilary Duff. (...)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST:
Wash Away by Vertical Horizon. (...)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU:
Hawkeye by The Alan Parsons Project. (Don't know...if anyone like 'likes' me...)
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE:
Miracles Out of Nowhere by Kansas. (The title of the song and the question makes me laugh... Anyways, I would change nothing.)
THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT:
Wound by The Smashing Pumpkins. (Uh...I...what? O.O)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
1.)You talk to yourself a lot.
Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.
Other Sites You Can Find Me On (my actually being active on them may vary!):
Fanart-central.net (hoping I got that right): CharleneXavier.
DeviantArt.com: MegaGirl-ZX (rarely online, but whatever).
Random Nonsense Story:
MegaMan: notices everyone's horrified stares "There's something bad behind me, isn't there?"
Zelda: "Geo, whatever you do, please don't look behind you..."
MegaMan: looks behind him and sees Ganondorf and Bowser "Oh yeah, that's bad... Not cool... Really not cool..."
Ganondorf: "THE TRIFORCE IS MINE!!"
Bowser: " I shall rule the kingdom! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!"
MegaMan: turns to Mario and co. "Not my problem! I'm leaving!" runs out of throne room like a maniac
Luigi: "Come a back Geo Stelar! We need you!"
Zelda: "Guys, he's gone. He took off like a rocket." eyes widen "Um, what's a rocket?"
Mario: "Mama Mia! It's hard to a get good help these days..."
Luigi: "Zelda, a rocket is a metal object that goes into outer-space." confused look "Are you saying Blue Boy went into outer-space?!"
MegaMan: from far away "OH SWEET PINEAPPLES! THE CASTLE MOVED!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Link: "What's he screaming about?" notices castle layout has changed "Oh my gosh, the freak in blue is right..."
Bowser: "Hahahahaha! Of course it moved! Er, what? Moved? That wasn't part of the plan!"
Ganondorf: "Someone has invaded our brilliantly thought-out plan!"
MegaMan: gulp "Uh hi, er, Hyde... Long time no talk, eh?"
Hyde: "The script Bowser and Ganondorf had was the worst film ever! I detest bad scripts!"
MegaMan: "Um, I'm outta here..." turns and runs smack into a wall
Omega-Xis: "Oh my poor nose!"
THE END OF THIS NONSENSE STORY. Don't ask about this. It'll only hurt.
Things I'll Write About:
Sonic the Hedgehog (The possibilities are endless. Seriously. Gotta go fast!)
Pokemon (Again, the possiblities are endless. Pika pika pikachu!)
MegaMan (StarForce, ZX, X, Zero, and Battle Network series. Glass Suicune On The Air! MEGAMERGE!! WEAPON GET!! TRANSFER!! EXECUTE!! ...Yeah, I'm a nerd.)
The Legend of Zelda (Be warned, I play by my own rules, not the game's rules. Link, do I look like a target to you?!)
Spyro the Dragon (Legend of Spyro series mostly, but I'll probably do Original as well. Hey Spyro, why don't you try shooting some sparkly magic out of your face?!)
Mario (Hi! It's a me, Mariooooooooo! Sonic may be more my style than him, but I gotta write some Marioriffic stories!)
Any Crossovers I can think of. (I love crossovers)
X-Men: The Movie (there's so many characters for me to go nuts with. Go, Wolverine and Magneto! Drive Xavier crazy! Leave no shred of sanity left! ...What?)
Any Marvel comic/movie I decide to write about (sometimes even the category itself)
Stargate Atlantis (one day...the city shall be mine! Muahahaha!!)
Stargate SG-1 (probably not as much as Atlantis, but meh.)
Phantasy Star (Online, Universe, Zero, and Online 2)
There's my list. It may grow, but rarely. I plan on adding things I've written at least one thing for.
My Story Series:
Whatever's in bold means the story's been published, even if it's not complete yet. Whatever's in italics is a future story. Series' name and summary are underlined. Some series I have are even secret! I am now only listing story series I have published at least one story to or have started typing up a story on my computer. Here we go:
The Starlight Legacy:A Pokemon series centered around Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. This series has a pattern that happens each new story: Funny and creepy. Colosseum and Gale of Darkness are funny, other stories no longer listed here -as they aren't in the near future- are creepy.
Purifying Shadow Pokemon is our legacy.
Colosseum: Based on Pokemon Colosseum. After blowing up Team Snagem's base and stealing the Snag Machine, Mikhail Starlight takes on Cipher with the help of Mysty Knight. Can they succeed? Or will Cipher win? Will Gonzap pulverize the remains of Team Snagem's base before this is through??
Gale of Darkness: Based on Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. The fate of the world rests in Michael's hands, which could potentially be Prof. Krane's biggest mistake...
This is all I'm ready to list right now, but the list will continue.
Megaville: A MegaMan series that takes place in the not-so-quiet town of Megaville, where characters from every series (though you'll mostly see SF, ZX, X, and Zero characters) live in imperfect harmony.
Welcome to Megaville. Now please go away.
Scary Movies: Prometheus ends up dragged to go see Alien by his sister Pandora. However, he's not the only one who isn't interested in the movie, and some crazy incidents follow when he and the other 'Why am I here' people meet up.
Saturday the 14th: Zero and Axl have dared Lumine to go into a house supposedly haunted by some madman with a chainsaw and a hockey mask. When he doesn't return the next day, X worries for his well-being and forces Zero and Axl to help him look for the crazy Maverick.
I'm gonna finish that...eventually.
It's Not Easy Being Mayor: Mayor Prairie explains just how insane her town is.
Random Quotes With Commentary:
Some of these may be based off of memory, BTW. I'm doing this for fun, anyway.
"Do I look like I care what people think?" -Hancock, from the movie 'Hancock'. Well, I can understand that.
"Okay, let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing..." -Tony Stark, from the movie 'Iron Man'. He's probably right about that, considering...
"Oh sweet pineapples!" -Me, GlassSuicune. I came up with that phrase. I use it at least once in most of my stories.
"Team Galactic, here I come!" -Hyper Rival, from the game 'Pokemon Platinum'. He should be called, 'Rocket'.
"We're not robbers! We're kidnappers!" -Trudly, from the game 'Pokemon Colosseum'. Well, you guys are still criminals...
"I am so going to defeat you!" -Lovrina, from the game 'Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness'. Does she have to use 'So' every single sentence?
"Geo, just because we're in another country doesn't mean you can act like a freak!" -Luna, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. Geo should've said, "But I like being a freak!" But he didn't.
"Uh oh! Baby Luigi time!" -Baby Luigi, from the game 'Mario Kart Double Dash!!'. Oh no, here comes the chain chomp... Ahhhhhh!!
"Lalalalala..." -Baby Mario, from the game 'Mario Kart Double Dash!!'. Shouldn't he be crying? He just got knocked off the kart...
"Oh how brutal!" -Princess Daisy, from basically every Mario game I see her in. Yeah, it's brutal alright, ya almost won. I feel your pain.
Sparx: "You're actually going to drive this thing?"
Spyro: "Sure, how hard could it be? It's on wheels."
Sparx: "Oi, famous last words..."
-from the game 'The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning'. I hope Spyro has insurance...
"Typing up quotes and making up jokes about them is fun!" -Me, GlassSuicune. Ya think?
"There's a time and a place for everything. But not now." -Prof. Rowan, from the game 'Pokemon Platinum'. But wouldn't riding my bike to Snowpoint City save me more time?
"Give it to me straight Doctor! I can take it!" -Dr. Johnny Fever from the show 'WKRP in Cincinnati'. Really?
"Living with you is no cakewalk, kid." -Omega-Xis, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. Yeah, but watching you try to put up with Geo is very amusing to a bored Mirage Pokemon like me.
'Warning: Contains nuts.' -from a lot of peanut products. Do they honestly think if you're allergic to nuts, you have to be warned peanuts contain nuts? Consider my mind blown.
"Well, I'm crime free, so nothing's gonna blow up on me!" -Some Random Dude, from the game 'Pokemon Colosseum'. Good for you... Moving on...
I believe it's the butler: "If you are a lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!"
Indy: "How dare he!"
-from the movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'. Don't make Indy mad. That's all the wisdom I can give here.
"Sorry son, but they got us." -Indy's Dad, from the movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'. No they didn't. You shot up the plane's tail yourself.
"Let's face it, me having this room is tearing this family apart!" -Randy Taylor, from the show 'Home Improvement'. Said the boy who stuffed his blanket in the microwave.
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' -from a lot of sleeping pill containers. Well...DUH! THEY'RE SLEEPING PILLS FOR PETE'S SAKE! OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DROWSY!!
"Bud, we are going to see a movie. Not eat popcorn, got it?" -I think Zack Temple, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. But popcorn makes the movie!
My Mom: "Look at all the Comcast vans! Is there a Comcast meeting or something going on here?"
Me: "Yes, they are plotting to take over the world...with bad Internet!"
-The day my mom and I saw like four or five ( maybe six?) Comcast vans in a plaza where no Comcast building was present. Yes, I'm a little weird. Just a little.
'Warning: Product will be hot after heating.' -from a lot of frozen foods/microwave foods/etc. Oh! I thought it would be FREEZING if I heated it up! Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
'For indoor or outdoor use only.' -from a lot of Christmas lights. Did this message appear when that squirrel tried to eat someone's Christmas lights?
Mr. Woolsy ( can't spell his name): "If we make one small miscalculation, we could all end up vaporized."
Dr. Keller: "Oh... Okay!"
-from the show 'Stargate Atlantis'. Dr. Keller was calmer then usual.
"Danger is my middle name! Too bad my first and last names are Runsfrom and Swiftly..." -Some Random Archer from the game 'Lock's Quest'. Honestly, I have no idea what to say here.
"I've been vandalized! By Elvis!" -Ernest, from the movie 'Ernest Goes to Jail'. Best. Line. Ever.
"The cake is real. I have seen it." -Me, after seeing 'The cake is a lie' make it on the Game Informer's Top 10 Quotes thingy a couple issues back. Never played Portal, though.
"Bite me Terminator!" Zoe, from the show 'Eureka'. I forget what episode. The funny thing about this line is I wouldn't stop calling the robot sheriff a Terminator.
"Lobster! Lobster! Where's the fish that I've been after?!" My Dad, the day he decided to combine the restaurant 'Red Lobster' with the Metallica song 'Master of Puppets' to form this interesting line. For the record, this is normal for my family.
Cop: "Put the knives down!"
Wolverine: "I can't!"
-from the movie 'X-2: X-Men United'. Seriously, the officer can't see those 'knives' are attached?
"That ride is so boring... No food or movies... I'm outta here!" Sonic, from the game 'Sonic Adventure 2: Battle'. This one is definitely based on memory.
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." -I don't know who said this, sadly. This describes me quite well, LOL.
Zack: "Prez is terrible with names... She once named my first pet... Poor Catnip..."
Geo: "Catnip because it's a cat..."
Zack: "No... Catnip's a dog..."
-from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 3'. I forgot some of what was said, however. This sounds like something that would happen in the 'Peanuts' comics.
"Insanity is my life." -me, GlassSuicune, though I'm sure I'm not the only one who's said this. Insanity rocks!
"Mom, have you seen my brain?" -Me, GlassSuicune. I lose my brain a lot.
"He IS Kirk!" -Rodney McKay, from a Stargate Atlantis episode. I love how they compare Sheppard to Captain Kirk.
My Dad: "Why do you keep taking over my side of the table?"
My Mom: "I can take over the potatoes if I want to!"
-once all three of us figured out she had said POTATOES, we couldn't stop laughing.
Me: "Oh my gosh! These guys are animals!"
My Friend: "No duh!"
-while playing Sonic Riders. I must be Captain Obvious.
"Well that's what Tails gets for not paying me eighty bucks!" -My friend, while playing Sonic Advance 3. Tails, the character he was playing as, got KO'ed by Eggman when he said this. This was pretty random...
"Operation: This Will Likely End Badly is at go." -John Sheppard, from an episode of Stargate Atlantis. I forgot the title, however. Well, it didn't end too badly...
"This'll be a walk in the park. A big scary park with monsters that want to kill me." John Sheppard, from the same episode. Sounds like a park that should be closed down.
"I am going to have to ask you to exit the doughnut!" -Nick Fury, from Iron Man 2. But it's a doughnut, and I'm bored and hungry.
"Way to go Junior!" -Jack O'Neill, from an episode of Stargate SG-1. That Goa'uld probably hates his nickname.
Aile: "You're a good kid."
Grey: "You don't have to make fun of me..."
-from the game MegaMan ZX Advent. I think I forgot some words. XD And yes, she does, Grey.
"...And five hours later, X is still staring at that door." -My Mom, while watching me play MegaMan X: Command Mission. She said this during the scene where X stares at the door after Aile sacrificed himself.
"WITH THIS RAKE I WILL RULE THE WORLD!" -Me, while playing Phantasy Star Online with some friends. If you don't get this, a weapon in the game is literally a rake.
"Metroids are not pets." -random Space Pirate report in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. BUT IT WORKED FOR SAMUS...WELL, SORT OF.
"ALICORN PARTY!" Pinkie Pie, from the Season 3 finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Dunno why I love this line so much...