GlassSuicune
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Joined 12-06-08, id: 1762561, Profile Updated: 08-22-16
Author has written 45 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Mega Man, Legend of Zelda, Mario, X-Men: The Movie, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Marvel, Spyro the Dragon, Phantasy Star, Klonoa, My Little Pony, and Game X-overs.

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~2016~

The sleeping Suicune eases her eyes open to greet the light once again.

Things change. Some things don't.

But all she knows...

Is the poison has got to go.


Hello, my name is GlassSuicune. I'm a Suicune who, for a few long years, thought she was a tortoise and hid in her shell. I'm easing my way out of that now. I've changed a lot. Or... Maybe I didn't change, and instead just realized who I was all along? Who knows... But I'm back.

Some info about meeeeee~

Age: I stopped counting at 170.
Gender: Female
Species: Suicune while I roam these halls, Storm Dragon everywhere else!Orientation: Asexual homoromantic
Religious/Spiritual beliefs: Oh hey, an area where I've definitely changed. Uhh, to keep it short, stuff like spirit animals and reincarnation. I don't really belong to a 'group' anymore. *shrugs*
Location: Somewhere on Earth. It's a pretty cool planet!
Tea or Coffee? Coffee, I can't stand tea

I am also writing a 100% non-fanfiction novel!


A Note to Authors/Reviewers ( please read):

Just something I need to get off my chest.

I can't believe how many people seem to show such blatant disregard for the rules. Granted, nobody's perfect, but more than once I've seen summaries with a swear word in them, when the guidelines clearly state all titles/summaries must be rated 'G' for all audiences. Sometimes, yeah, these summaries do fit the story, but it's still breaking the rules. One thing I've noticed is the writers who do this, if the story is bad, people tell them they need to remove the word, but, if people find the story good, they say nothing. I feel it should work both ways, if an inappropriate word is in the title/summary, it should be said to the author the word should be removed.

Another thing I wanna address is some people don't give their story the proper rating, yet, surprise surprise, if people like the story, they say nothing, if they don't, they generally point it out. The words 'Damn' and 'Hell' do NOT belong in a 'K' rated story (my opinions of the words aside), yet I've seen quite a few people get away with it. The ratings issue escalates as the rating itself does. I've seen people use the 'F' word more times then is appropriate in a 'T' rated story, and still seem to think they're doing nothing wrong. THEY ARE! The story MUST be given the PROPER rating, NO exceptions. This also applies to violence and sexual content that somehow make it into a story with a rating that such content shouldn't be in.

And yet ANOTHER thing I wanna address is the relationship between some writers and their readers. More than once I've seen a reader point out something the writer is doing wrong and they ignore them. Sure, you shouldn't let someone tell you how you should write (and by that I mean, try to force you to write what they want you to write), but you should NEVER throw the reader's opinion to the side like it means nothing, which I've seen people do (but for my sake, I won't say any names that I know). RESPECT THE REVIEWERS!

Furthermore on the relationship between readers and writers. Reviewers who give 'destructive criticism' disguised as 'constructive criticism'...you're not writing 'gods'. YOUR way of writing is NOT the Gold Standard or anything. There is nothing wrong with telling people how they can improve their work, but when you flat-out insult their intelligence, curse any creativity they showed, and tell them that they MUST do it YOUR way...there's a problem. If someone wants to use FCs, it is NOT your place to say 'They aren't needed! Blah blah blah!' (though I can understand if they're being used badly, but politely mention that, please). If someone wishes to make a more serious character into a cheerful character, it is NOT your place to say 'Last I checked... This character was blah blah blah! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!' Heck, if anyone wishes to make the characters OOC, that's their dang business (even though it really can be bothersome in most cases). If it works for the story, don't just kneejerk. Only say how you feel the characterization could be improved (no, not: "They're out of character, idiot! Change them back!' I mean: 'I think you've made this guy too crazy... You might want to lighten it up a bit'). Short version: Stop ripping authors apart for writing what they want to write. Nobody's perfect, and you can't control people's actions, anyway.

But on the OOC note, I want to give some more clarifications, now that years have come and gone. I, personally, don't mind OOCness if the story is humour/parody (because then part of the fun is seeing the characters act OOC), and/or if there is a plot relevant reason for it that will be shown later. And by 'plot relevant', I do not mean Ron the Death Eater and Draco in Leather Pants. Want to make a good character into a villain who kicks puppies and steals candy from babies? By all means, but show that descent into darkness, and don't make it over the top (unless you're going for parody/So Bad, It's Good, in which case, uh, have fun?). Want to make an evil character into a friend to all living creatures? Show their redemption, make them earn it!

But at the end of the day... We're all writers, and we're going to write what we want, for better or worse. So I won't stand in your way.

This concludes the note (unless I find something else to yap about). Feel free to copy and paste and add anything else I missed.


My Community ( and rules):

MegaGirl/RockGirl Well...Rocks: A MegaMan community archiving good MegaGirl/RockGirl related stories. If you wanna be a staff member, read my rules and then contact me. Also if you have a story with a MegaGirl/RockGirl in it, feel free to let me know. I'll look it over.

I don't archive M-rated work, however. Just my preference...


Random Copy and Paste Stuff:

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. (Okay, that's just creepy...) grimaces
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." (uh...what?)
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have a hyper cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Soundtrack to My Life

Opening credits: Press Rewind by Alan Parsons. (Eh...could work, I guess... O.O)
Waking up: Breakaway by Alan Parsons. (Cool. XD)
First day of school: I'm No Angel by Dido. (Who? Me?! Don't be silly! XD)
Falling in love: Lateralus by Tool. (What. In. Bananaville? This song has NOTHING to do with romance!)
Fighting: Dancing on a Highwire by The Alan Parsons Project. (Depends on what verses you play, I guess; but I don't really think it fits that well...)
Breaking up: This Time by The Smashing Pumpkins. (Not bad...)
Driving: Weird by Hilary Duff. (Uh...what?)
Flashback: The Raven by The Alan Parsons. (Okay... Now I'm disturbed.)
Mental Breakdown: Dizzy by Goo Goo Dolls. (Kinda fits.)
Getting back together: M.I.A by Foo Fighters. (I don't get it...)
Prom Night: Save Me From Myself by Vertical Horizon. (XD But so out of place...)
Wedding: The Blessing by Celtic Woman. (Maybe... >.>)
Birth of a child: The Prayer by Celtic Woman. (Uh... I'm conflicted here...in so many ways...)
Final battle: Tourniquet by Evanescence. (Depends on the fight itself, but really cool.)
Death scene: The Unchosen One by Vertical Horizon. (Actually fairly fitting in some ways)
Funeral: Taking Over Me by Evanescence. (No comment. O.o)
End credits: Sorrow by Pink Floyd. (gulps)

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:

See The Sun by Dido. (Um...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY:

Breakdown by The Alan Parsons Project. (Er...)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL:

Let Love In by Goo Goo Dolls. (shrugs)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY :

Higher by Creed. (I feel...hyper...ICE CREAM!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE:

Caught in the Crossfire by April Wine. (Come again?)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO:

Can't Take It With You by The Alan Parsons Project. (LOL, so true. My real motto, however, is 'Nobody's perfect'.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU:

Orion by Metallica. (I'm loud, hyper, then suddenly quiet and calm, then I go crazy again?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN:

Stereotomy Two by The Alan Parsons Project. (Actually, I do think about this a lot...like what the heck it's saying...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S):

Stay With You by Goo Goo Dolls. (is that so?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE :

Echo by Vertical Horizon. (First off, there's no person I like 'like'...and I'm not looking, either)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY:

Finding Me by Vertical Horizon. (Kinda fits, I guess...)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU:

I Robot by The Alan Parsons Project. (I'm heartbroken. ;_;)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Going Under by Evanescence. (Muahahahaha!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL:

Before It's Too Late by Goo Goo Dolls. (If you say so...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS:

Forever by Vertical Horizon. (sure)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN:

You Don't Believe by The Alan Parsons Project. (You just gotta believe! :O)

HOW WILL YOU DIE:

Underneath This Smile by Hilary Duff. (I'll sink...? Hmph!)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET:

Wine From the Water by Alan Parsons. (This...really...does...NOT...fit.)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH:

Get Out Of The City by Ivy. (Oddly enough, this song does make me chuckle...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY:

We Play the Game by Alan Parsons. (I'm not a sore loser...)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED:

The Getaway by Hilary Duff. (...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST:

Wash Away by Vertical Horizon. (...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU:

Hawkeye by The Alan Parsons Project. (Don't know...if anyone like 'likes' me...)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE:

Miracles Out of Nowhere by Kansas. (The title of the song and the question makes me laugh... Anyways, I would change nothing.)

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT:

Wound by The Smashing Pumpkins. (Uh...I...what? O.O)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1.)You talk to yourself a lot.

2.)You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.


3.)When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.


4.)After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy cow! This stuff is great for sugar highs...'


5.)You live off of sugar and caffeine.


6.)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.


7.)Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.


8.)When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.


9.)You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking up pennies.


10.)No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.


11.)The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.


12.)Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.


13.)People think you have A.D.D.


14.)You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.


15.)You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.


16.)You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.


17.)Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.


18.)And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.


Other Sites You Can Find Me On:

If Twitter's your jam, you can fine me @IsisDreamWeaver

That's pretty much it, right now.


Random Quotes With Commentary:

Some of these may be based off of memory, BTW. I'm doing this for fun, anyway.

"Do I look like I care what people think?" -Hancock, from the movie 'Hancock'. Well, I can understand that.

"Okay, let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing..." -Tony Stark, from the movie 'Iron Man'. He's probably right about that, considering...

"Oh sweet pineapples!" -Me, GlassSuicune. I came up with that phrase. I use it at least once in most of my stories.

"Team Galactic, here I come!" -Hyper Rival, from the game 'Pokemon Platinum'. He should be called, 'Rocket'.

"We're not robbers! We're kidnappers!" -Trudly, from the game 'Pokemon Colosseum'. Well, you guys are still criminals...

"I am so going to defeat you!" -Lovrina, from the game 'Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness'. Does she have to use 'So' every single sentence?

"Geo, just because we're in another country doesn't mean you can act like a freak!" -Luna, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. Geo should've said, "But I like being a freak!" But he didn't.

"Uh oh! Baby Luigi time!" -Baby Luigi, from the game 'Mario Kart Double Dash!!'. Oh no, here comes the chain chomp... Ahhhhhh!!

"Lalalalala..." -Baby Mario, from the game 'Mario Kart Double Dash!!'. Shouldn't he be crying? He just got knocked off the kart...

"Oh how brutal!" -Princess Daisy, from basically every Mario game I see her in. Yeah, it's brutal alright, ya almost won. I feel your pain.

Sparx: "You're actually going to drive this thing?"

Spyro: "Sure, how hard could it be? It's on wheels."

Sparx: "Oi, famous last words..."

-from the game 'The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning'. I hope Spyro has insurance...

"Typing up quotes and making up jokes about them is fun!" -Me, GlassSuicune. Ya think?

"There's a time and a place for everything. But not now." -Prof. Rowan, from the game 'Pokemon Platinum'. But wouldn't riding my bike to Snowpoint City save me more time?

"Give it to me straight Doctor! I can take it!" -Dr. Johnny Fever from the show 'WKRP in Cincinnati'. Really?

"Living with you is no cakewalk, kid." -Omega-Xis, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. Yeah, but watching you try to put up with Geo is very amusing to a bored Mirage Pokemon like me.

'Warning: Contains nuts.' -from a lot of peanut products. Do they honestly think if you're allergic to nuts, you have to be warned peanuts contain nuts? Consider my mind blown.

"Well, I'm crime free, so nothing's gonna blow up on me!" -Some Random Dude, from the game 'Pokemon Colosseum'. Good for you... Moving on...

I believe it's the butler: "If you are a lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!"

Indy: "How dare he!"

BAM!

-from the movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'. Don't make Indy mad. That's all the wisdom I can give here.

"Sorry son, but they got us." -Indy's Dad, from the movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'. No they didn't. You shot up the plane's tail yourself.

"Let's face it, me having this room is tearing this family apart!" -Randy Taylor, from the show 'Home Improvement'. Said the boy who stuffed his blanket in the microwave.

'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' -from a lot of sleeping pill containers. Well...DUH! THEY'RE SLEEPING PILLS FOR PETE'S SAKE! OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DROWSY!!

"Bud, we are going to see a movie. Not eat popcorn, got it?" -I think Zack Temple, from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 2'. But popcorn makes the movie!

My Mom: "Look at all the Comcast vans! Is there a Comcast meeting or something going on here?"

Me: "Yes, they are plotting to take over the world...with bad Internet!"

-The day my mom and I saw like four or five ( maybe six?) Comcast vans in a plaza where no Comcast building was present. Yes, I'm a little weird. Just a little.

'Warning: Product will be hot after heating.' -from a lot of frozen foods/microwave foods/etc. Oh! I thought it would be FREEZING if I heated it up! Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

'For indoor or outdoor use only.' -from a lot of Christmas lights. Did this message appear when that squirrel tried to eat someone's Christmas lights?

Mr. Woolsy ( can't spell his name): "If we make one small miscalculation, we could all end up vaporized."

Dr. Keller: "Oh... Okay!"

-from the show 'Stargate Atlantis'. Dr. Keller was calmer then usual.

"Danger is my middle name! Too bad my first and last names are Runsfrom and Swiftly..." -Some Random Archer from the game 'Lock's Quest'. Honestly, I have no idea what to say here.

"I've been vandalized! By Elvis!" -Ernest, from the movie 'Ernest Goes to Jail'. Best. Line. Ever.

"The cake is real. I have seen it." -Me, after seeing 'The cake is a lie' make it on the Game Informer's Top 10 Quotes thingy a couple issues back. Never played Portal, though.

"Bite me Terminator!" Zoe, from the show 'Eureka'. I forget what episode. The funny thing about this line is I wouldn't stop calling the robot sheriff a Terminator.

"Lobster! Lobster! Where's the fish that I've been after?!" My Dad, the day he decided to combine the restaurant 'Red Lobster' with the Metallica song 'Master of Puppets' to form this interesting line. For the record, this is normal for my family.

Cop: "Put the knives down!"

Wolverine: "I can't!"

-from the movie 'X-2: X-Men United'. Seriously, the officer can't see those 'knives' are attached?

"That ride is so boring... No food or movies... I'm outta here!" Sonic, from the game 'Sonic Adventure 2: Battle'. This one is definitely based on memory.

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." -I don't know who said this, sadly. This describes me quite well, LOL.

Zack: "Prez is terrible with names... She once named my first pet... Poor Catnip..."

Geo: "Catnip because it's a cat..."

Zack: "No... Catnip's a dog..."

-from the game 'MegaMan Starforce 3'. I forgot some of what was said, however. This sounds like something that would happen in the 'Peanuts' comics.

"Insanity is my life." -me, GlassSuicune, though I'm sure I'm not the only one who's said this. Insanity rocks!

"Mom, have you seen my brain?" -Me, GlassSuicune. I lose my brain a lot.

"He IS Kirk!" -Rodney McKay, from a Stargate Atlantis episode. I love how they compare Sheppard to Captain Kirk.

My Dad: "Why do you keep taking over my side of the table?"

My Mom: "I can take over the potatoes if I want to!"

-once all three of us figured out she had said POTATOES, we couldn't stop laughing.

Me: "Oh my gosh! These guys are animals!"

My Friend: "No duh!"

-while playing Sonic Riders. I must be Captain Obvious.

"Well that's what Tails gets for not paying me eighty bucks!" -My friend, while playing Sonic Advance 3. Tails, the character he was playing as, got KO'ed by Eggman when he said this. This was pretty random...

"Operation: This Will Likely End Badly is at go." -John Sheppard, from an episode of Stargate Atlantis. I forgot the title, however. Well, it didn't end too badly...

"This'll be a walk in the park. A big scary park with monsters that want to kill me." John Sheppard, from the same episode. Sounds like a park that should be closed down.

"I am going to have to ask you to exit the doughnut!" -Nick Fury, from Iron Man 2. But it's a doughnut, and I'm bored and hungry.

"Way to go Junior!" -Jack O'Neill, from an episode of Stargate SG-1. That Goa'uld probably hates his nickname.

Aile: "You're a good kid."

Grey: "You don't have to make fun of me..."

-from the game MegaMan ZX Advent. I think I forgot some words. XD And yes, she does, Grey.

"...And five hours later, X is still staring at that door." -My Mom, while watching me play MegaMan X: Command Mission. She said this during the scene where X stares at the door after Aile sacrificed himself.

"WITH THIS RAKE I WILL RULE THE WORLD!" -Me, while playing Phantasy Star Online with some friends. If you don't get this, a weapon in the game is literally a rake.

"Metroids are not pets." -random Space Pirate report in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. BUT IT WORKED FOR SAMUS...WELL, SORT OF.

"ALICORN PARTY!" Pinkie Pie, from the Season 3 finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Dunno why I love this line so much...

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Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [X, Alia]
A Night to Remember reviews
The mane six plus Spike are stuck in Canterlot for a night after the Gala, and end up having a slumber party with Princess Luna. This totally is going to end without disaster...right? Happy Luna contest entry.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Cookie Cutter reviews
When insane people fight, insane people usually win. Give the insane people some Plot Holes, and you may have very well given them victory. Oh, and giving them the originality of every cookie created from a cookie cutter doesn't hurt, either. Zero AU.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Zero, Copy X
Brave New World
An Android Ranger with attitude. A Newman Hunter who is insane beyond redemption. A Human Force who fails at his job. And an Android Vanguard, first of her kind. Together, this unlikely team will uncover the fate of Pioneer 1. PSO Episode I retelling.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Published: 6/29/2011
The Queen of Despair
She wasn't as mindless as they made her out to be... She was capable of thought, just like anyone else. But she never chose the right thing. It was her fate. Fem!Dark Falz. Rated to be safe.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Partners in Time reviews
Klonoa has been transported to a new Dreamworld and soon finds himself teamed up with a girl named Crono, who doesn't like him much, and he doesn't really like her. Can the two cooperate enough to stop a strange being from consuming the world? No pairing.
Klonoa - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Klonoa, OC
Pitch Black
It's so dark...so cold...what have I done? Surely I can be redeemed? Don't let me slide over the edge... Please, have mercy on me... OC-centric. PSUniverse.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
Humans... Newmans... CASTs... It would appear the three races form more than the sum of their parts together... Retelling of PSZero.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Silver Dragon Chronicles
Long ago, a Dragon of great power terrorized the world, but was sealed away. Centuries later, a slight accident causes him to be freed. And he wants to finish what he started. Oh joy. Rated for a minor alcohol reference and POSSIBLE violence later on.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,303 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
The Sky is Falling! reviews
A great calamity is coming...and only an insane Human, a paranoid CAST, a tough Beast, two argumentative Newmans, and some random people from other dimensions can stop it... That's right. They have a plan...to save us all. If you value sanity, don't read.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010
Lights Out!
Reve knew caving into that crazy woman's demands would lead to some kind of disaster. He just knew it. And yet, he caved in anyway. But still...Christmas decorating? Seriously? Operation This Will Likely End Badly is at go. Late Christmas special. PSZero.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
Legendary reviews
For centuries, humans have tried to control the power of the Legendary Pokemon, but have failed. Long ago, there was a city whose people the Legends had given their power to... This city has faded from history, but it shall rise again...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Arceus, Cynthia/Shirona
MegaMan ZX Revelations: Trapped Phantom reviews
These voices in my head... They're telling me many things... Many...bad...things... My past...and the future of this world. My part in it all... No... I can change this! I can stop this horrible thing from happening... We both can...
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Prometheus, Pandora
Immortal Blade reviews
"The path to the Immortal Kingdom is long and difficult, but this blade shall be your key through the journey to its gates. Return there, and free the Mortal Kingdom from Arceus. All of you...are our last hope. Do not fail us." Rated to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Deoxys, Arceus
I'm Glad We Had This Talk reviews
Geechisu takes N to a fancy restaurant in an attempt to spend time with him and hopefully have a successful daddy-son talk with him. However, with all sorts of insanity going around, this is going to be harder than he thought. Sequel to Milkshake!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Mayor reviews
Mayor Prairie explains why you don't wanna live in Megaville... Unless you're someone who likes insanity of this caliber. Second story in my Megaville series.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Prairie, Lumine
Milkshake! reviews
Black meets White at a McRonald's for whatever reason, Tsutarja is obsessed with milkshakes, and N discovers babysitting a Zorua is more dangerous than one might think... Wait a minute... What did I just write?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete
Marvelous Misadventures reviews
After coming to a train station at a ridiculous hour, Spider-Man and various other heroes including one villain catch a train to a place where anything goes, and anything can happen. One thing is certain: This'll be one adventure they'll never forget!
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
The Four MegaMen VS the Alien Invaders reviews
Thanks to Aeolus' terrible sense of direction, everyone winds up lost in a desert. One thing leads to another until the four MegaMen find themselves fighting, you guessed it, aliens. Can they defeat the aliens and bring peace to a small town? Who knows...
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Atlas, Aeolus, Siarnaq, Thetis
The Legend of Omega reviews
Cyber-Elf Elpizo has left Cyberspace and come into the real world on a mission. That mission? Babysit Omega. At least, that's what Elpizo begins to believe, seeing how Omega...is not the same anymore. This will likely end badly. ZX. Canon does not apply.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Elpizo, Omega
Let's Go Camping! reviews
How long can Reploids, NetNavis, Wizards, and Humans who need technology to survive, last at a camp before going insane? Well, we're about to find out. Camp stories, weird camp attendants, Swamp Monster, and Bigfoot included. Oh my! Third Megaville story.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Elpizo, Vile
Bon Voyage! reviews
After winning some tickets to go on a cruise, Vent invites his friends as well as Prometheus and Pandora to go with him. Thing is, no one expected to end up shipwrecked on an island with people-eating plants, soul-eating lobsters, and ghost pirates. What?
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Vent, Prometheus, OC
The Destiny of Cynder: A New Hope (OLD) reviews
One simple move, however small, can change how destiny unfolds. Roles can be given to those they were not meant for. Cynder realizes this when she finds herself with the role meant for the Purple Dragon of Destiny... DISCONTINUED. There is a new, better version. Read that please.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spyro, Cynder
Forgotten Legends reviews
Legends never die. They just go away. But they always come back, whether we want them to or not... Rated for blood, especially in Chapter 15.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Link, Zelda
The Starlight Legacy: Colosseum reviews
Orre reminds me of Johto, only dustier, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... Based on Pokemon Colosseum. Rated 'T' for blood in Chapter 12 and quite possibly later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,197 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei
Fallen Stars reviews
"Forgive me...for I have fallen... Please, I pray, let me rise again..." Takes place ten years after StarForce 3. Contains OCs, for those who don't like them... Rated for some blood, violence, and tone.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Patrick Sprigs, Ciel
Zero Tolerance: The Squeakel reviews
A not-so-epic story of memory loss, lollipops, squirrels, and never-ending whipped cream, among other things. No sanity required.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Zero, Phantom - Complete
Scary Movies reviews
Pandora drags Prometheus to the theater to see Alien, much to his dismay. However, he soon finds out he's not the only one who isn't interested in the movie, resulting in some pretty zany situations. Contains Lumine-bashing and a sugar-high Geo Stelar.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Prometheus, Lumine, Geo Stelar - Complete
Psychology reviews
Prometheus and Pandora wind up taking a psychology test some of you might be familiar with: Namely, the ink blotch test. The results? I don't think they passed, honestly... Rated to be safe.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Prometheus, Pandora
Marbles reviews
Just a peculiar day at the Resistance Base. That's the only way I can explain it...
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Zero, Elpizo
Zero Tolerance reviews
Zero's mad at a squirrel, Harpuia can't seem to fly into a pipe, Leviathan's screaming and running like a maniac, and Fefnir's just watching everything. Phantom doesn't get what happened when all is said and done. Might be a crack-fic, not sure.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Zero, Sage Harpuia - Complete
Atlantis, We've Been Downsized reviews
Remember, when in Pegasus, anything can happen -and usually does happen. That includes someone getting turned into a six-year-old.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Todd, Ronon D.
Trapped in a Snowstorm reviews
Using the Sky Wave to travel to a place where the connection could be cut off at any time... What could go wrong? Starforce universe. Suggested Geo/Sonia, though nothing major. Warning: Possible randomness in later chapters.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Geo Stelar, Solo
The Rulebook for the Zero Teams reviews
Or more accurately, the things the crazy people are not supposed to do! OC-centric. Don't hurt me.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Stargate OC reviews
Stargate Command has forced all OCs into an insane 'program', sending them traveling across the galaxy in the likely doomed battle cruiser the Houston! With no DHD, cranky IOA agents, and crazy Plot Holes, this won't end well. In need of a better title.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010
The Night of a Thousand Crazies reviews
Going to a Halloween party can be crazier then you might think... Well, Wolverine, Magneto, and Company are about to figure it out... I'm aware this is so late... Forgive me.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Frankencelery Lives! reviews
After watching another VeggieTales episode, Wolverine and Magneto develop a fear of celery, Frankencelery in particular. So OF COURSE Scott and Mystique decide to take advantage of that. Run, Wolvie and Maggie, RUN! My sincerest apologies to Marvel.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Great Pie War, XMen Style! reviews
What happens when Wolverine and Magneto take the Great Pie War in some random VeggieTales episode a little too seriously? My guess would be insanity. But that's just a guess. Warning: My editor said 'Do not eat while reading this story'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
It Only Happens at the Car Wash
No one comes out of this car wash the same way they come in... Late April Fool's story. Incredibly late.... One chapter only.
Crossover - Mario & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Mario - Complete
I'm Sorry If I Hurt You reviews
Oh, she won't even know I'm there. Right in front of her. Starforce universe. Rated T to be safe, though there isn't anything really bad about it... One chapter only. Reviews welcome.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Geo Stelar, Luna Platz - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas Sonic Style reviews
Based on the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas. One chapter only. Please review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Shade, Tails - Complete
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