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Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Unclear What Went Wrong by Cookies94 reviews
Andromeda Black is broken, but denying it. Ted Tonks is in love with a girl who on principle hates him. In sixth year, Andromeda takes a seat next to Ted in Transfiguration and both their worlds get turned upside down. Andromeda must face facts she'd wish to avoid and Ted must accept that life isn't as easy as he had thought. They must both persevere in hopes of a happier life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,897 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11435 - Favs: 10,563 - Follows: 9,210 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Six words full of meaning by over-rehearsed reviews
Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010
A Lady's Imagination by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
And to each of them, she gave one book. And to each of them, she gave her heart. LE/JP LE/RL LE/SB LE/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Millstone by Sparkly Faerie reviews
AU. Several years after graduating Hogwarts, Lily once again meets James Potter, who is in a very different kind of trouble than the one that he used to produce in school. Slowly, she finds herself falling in love with him... and his young son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Distractions by Charity Errs reviews
Lily Evans is determined to stay focused on her Transfiguration test... So why do thoughts of a certain hazel eyed boy keep tugging on her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
razor sharp, razor clean by sarsaparillia reviews
He sat across the Great Hall and watched her with eyes glowing green like Death. — Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Never Grow Up by Julia Claire reviews
For James Sirius Potter, things always seem to be going downhill. JamesOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Never Going Back Again by WeasleyWannabee reviews
AU. It's been a year since Lily's seen James Potter, but what will happen when he saunters back into her life with that same arrogant smirk and his annoying way of knowing just how to push her to the edge? L/J, Lily's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
failure to launch by sarsaparillia reviews
The problem was that Slytherins were people, too. — Ron/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
James Sirius Potter's Detention Lines by weirdnessunleashed reviews
I guess the title is self-explanatory. My first 2nd generation fic. Please R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
barricade by sarsaparillia reviews
There's only darkness at the finish. — Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Woes of Wormtail by GhostOfBambi reviews
Philosopher, Secret Romantic, Idealist, Rodent. A a parody fic based on the fictional diary of Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Peter P., James P.
Holy Cow!: A James and Lily Adventure by prongsridesagain reviews
He loves to fight with her. To see the heat in her cheeks and the anger in her eyes. It's always a good time when Lily Evans is mad at you. James/Lily silly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Glisseo reviews
... to wind up my wife whenever possible. James Potter passes down one of his most treasured posessions to his son, the night before his big day. Unsurprisingly, Lily Potter doesn't approve. AU, sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Accident by Reylaa reviews
She always sits at that table in the corner, eating alone. AU - LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caving In by Froody reviews
When a passage caves in on Potter, Lily's the only one around to save him - and this Head Girl's in danger of caving in herself. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Little Bit Futile by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crazy for You by bballgirl32 reviews
James Potter knows from his father's past that he's got it easy, so he takes life in stride, playing by his own rules and having fun constantly. But when he decides to befriend a nobody, he doesn't expect that she'll help him more than he could help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Nostalgia by deeplyshallow reviews
There are times where she misses her. Whether it is right or not she has considered Gothel her mother for eighteen years and cannot suddenly stop seeing her as one.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
Amortentia by Molly Raesly reviews
Falling in love is merely realizing that you are already in it. And vice versa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Flowers by P.I.D reviews
A collection of vignettes spanning from Rapunzel's sixth birthday to her wedding day.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Rapunzel - Complete
A Kiss with a Fist by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans has spent a very large portion of her life wanting to punch James Potter in the face - but when she finally does so, it's not for the reasons she expected. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Last Straw by just-another-prankster reviews
It's never Moony's fault, is it? Well, this prank was the last straw for Sirius, he decides to take action against the injustice of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nine by Lkay09 reviews
Lily/James, and an interesting situation they get themselves into. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,584 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Man by P.I.D reviews
The days before Flynn and Rapunzel's wedding are complicated by Flynn's search for a best man.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Flynn R., Maximus - Complete
All About Us by Peeves Gonna Peeve reviews
You see, when you marry James Potter, you marry Sirius Black as well. It was foolish of Lily to even assume otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Defiance by SuperSpy reviews
It wasn't about being reckless, or looking for a fight. It was about fighting for something that was important, no matter the risk. L/J Order years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Common Stories by cupid-painted-blind reviews
November 17, 1976. Sirius Black instigates a crime. Severus Snape finds the proof he's been looking for. James Potter is desperate to save a life. And Lily Evans overhears a shattered friendship. First of a series; leads into "and in this moment i am happy" and "i await a guardian."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Tired by Instant of Insanity reviews
James Potter is fighting so many battles, and he is tired of it. It seems that fighting so quickly turns to losing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/29/2010 - James P. - Complete
Pandora's Box of Preteen Terror by IAmAPencilBird reviews
For the Pandora's Little Box Challenge. 13 Terrors, One Flutter Of Hope. Who Has Hope Left, And Who Has Been Left In The Unlucky 13?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
Incandescence by SuperSpy reviews
It started out as a simple quest - he wanted to see her smile again. That alarmingly beautiful, incandescent smile. But over time, it turned into something more. An L/J one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Becoming Rogue by Inthefire reviews
A series of one-shots following George from a young age on his quest to become the Rogue. Written for August 2010's 31 days.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - George
Flowers by digitalmonster911 reviews
For an entire year, she had awoken to a new bouquet of poppies on her desk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Poppy P., James P. - Complete
You're You by whispered touches reviews
James sometimes wondered why the Sorting Hat put him in Gryffindor if he couldn't even kiss his best friend without running away. James II/Alice II. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Heroes for Ghosts by trinsy reviews
He tells himself he's healing because it sounds healthy and well-adjusted and like him, and James has stopped showing up to contradict him. Hardening, he thinks, is something Sirius would have done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Alcohol Stained Dreams by wishingonlightning reviews
"Alice." His voice is soft now, the lightest of caresses, and his breath tickles her face. She turns her head away and leans back before he can kiss more than just her cheek or her hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alice L., James P. - Complete
Always Perfect by StoryGirl02 reviews
you deserve someone perfect, not broken & flawed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alice L., James P. - Complete
Press Play by Klavierliebe reviews
Zachary Goode plus one dead girl equals seven ink-black audiotapes, cold coffee, and a wild ride.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Fairytales and Simple Wishes by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Her only ammunition is a breakable fantasy. xx For Wendy Brune.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Andromeda T., Lucius M. - Complete
Chronicle of A Teenage Obsession by verity candor reviews
It sounds terribly exciting in her head, and she likes to imagine what would have happened if he had, oh, met a charming, self-deprecating, but absurdly attractive teenage Quidditch star at the right time - not her, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alicia S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fall Down by Nanaho-Hime reviews
Because he's all she sees and he's beautiful and this is the fall down. JamesAlice for a Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2010 - James P., Alice L. - Complete
Corresponding About Rubbish by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Sirius is in prison. He writes to James for help. James calls him ugly. General nonsense with profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
1978 by K. East reviews
For a moment they only breathed, looking at each other. There was resent in his eyes and in hers. And then he said angrily, “I was in love with you and you know it.” James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/9/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Walk Away by Luna Rapunzel reviews
They don't call her frigid for nothing. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Parchment Thieves and Dangerous Doodles by Liquid Laughter reviews
That’s it; it was settled. His friends were all mental, and there was absolutely no hope for them, so he was just going to check them into St. Mungo’s right then and there. Because, seriously? No hope. Not a single one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Only if you go out with me, Evans by NeverAPrefect reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In This Diary by Kee-Chayne reviews
Join the Marauders as they read the diary of James' mum, Astraea Potter, and learn of all her exploits and misadventures, sexual or otherwise. "I don't think I'll ever be able to look at my mum in quite the same way ever again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - James P.
Trying Times by Daughter of Nature reviews
A series of ficlets about Neal's time as Alanna's squire.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Tortall
Themed Fridays by The Third Marauder reviews
A bored Sirius comes up with idea of themed Fridays and tricks James to participate. The catch? The raven haired quidditch captain must speak in Victorian English for a day. A humorous one-shot. Dialogue only. MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Same Side Now by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Amos Diggory wasn't always an arse. He was made that way, after years of being outshined by James Potter. His life was one of misery in Hogwarts, and he loathed Potter more than anything. So why on Earth would he call a truce with James's memory?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Laughter by Zayz reviews
LJ. "It’s a laugh. Just a laugh. But here you are, entranced by the unguarded simplicity of the whole thing, while life goes on as normally as it ever does..." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
New Hope by Anaela loves who reviews
James shows up at the Station on his first day of 7th year expecting the worst: that Lily Evans won’t be pleased he scored Head Boy, especially since she’s Head Girl. However, he finds that he is very much mistaken. Rated for language& innuendo LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sight and Insight by Zayz reviews
LJ. "I look at her once. She's looking the other way. I look at her twice. Nope, still not looking. People say I should stop. I disagree. I look at her three times. I think she sees me." Originally "Crazy People." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Strawberry Cupcake by lunaleth reviews
It sits there. It sits there, on the table, tempting me. I can’t tear my eyes away, no matter how much I want to. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's the Address to Siberia? by siriusly klutzy reviews
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn’t anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Acceptable Human Being by lalas reviews
She was staring again. She was staring so hard that it was a wonder that his head hadn’t burst into flames yet. “Great Merlin’s dirty underpants—Evans have you finally decided…decided I’m an acceptable human being?” L/J and a little shameless snogging
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Breathe Me by cupid-painted-blind reviews
It's like the sword of Damocles, nothing but a thin string between this and free fall. Nothing but a thread between safety and... :ted x andromeda:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ted T., Andromeda T. - Complete
Pranksters of Two Generations by madamwolf reviews
ONESHOT A bit of an over done story, Fred and George find out exactly who thier idols, The Marauders really are. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Fred W., Remus L. - Complete
Nest by Silverlake reviews
DN fluff. Of course, Numair did have a few adjustments to make, particularly concerning his sleeping arrangements.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Train Ride by SousLeStylo reviews
[Oneshot] Lily Evans and James Potter meet on the Hogwarts Express on the way toward their seventh year at Hogwarts School, but the meeting is different from what we've come to expect from these two hotheads. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to Fall in Love by Pantz reviews
Who ever has all the answers about love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Good Question by Silverlake reviews
Neal and Alanna get caught by a rainstorm and reach a truce of sorts. Set during Squire to explain the little chorus in Lady Knight.Oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tortall - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Redundancy Revamped by charmingly-holly reviews
The prose behind the dialogue. The thoughts, actions, and revelations that surrounded Lily and James during my alldialogue piece, Redundancy. It involves butter. And dinner rolls. And other stuff. Mmhmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Were Mine by Secret Lily reviews
As James is ready to propose to his girlfriend of one year, he wonders why a certain red head's face pops into his mind. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 538 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Silence by Alanna the Lioness reviews
Very, very sad. One of Tortall's most valued knights has finally been laid to rest....R/R. I'm sure you'll all be able to tell who this is. :*(
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2001
Wedding Day by Alanna the Lioness reviews
Alanna and George's wedding!!! Alanna recollects on her past love lives and affairs...read it if you are an A/J fan, too! R/R, or I will come after you all with my tennis racquet, which I'm not afraid to use!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001
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untouchable reviews
And there's a tiny bit of amusement to her tone (not that she'd admit it) and her lips twitch slightly; "Aren't you going to fight me for it?" [Andromeda/Ted; pre-relationship]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Meet the Mother reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Love Struck Teenager reviews
Of course his son had to fall in love with Rose Weasley. It was almost predictable. Draco/Scorp bonding! Rose/Scorp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
Spring Girl reviews
She smiles, kisses you on the cheek and she smells like spring. RE/LE JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snuffles reviews
A dog was following her. - Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Delights of Amos Diggory reviews
"He definitely did not expect a single date to turn out like this. " - James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trials of Commentating reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tired Professors and History in the Making reviews
"I hate how I bloody well love you!" - Minerva McGonagall witnesses history in the making. And plays a rather active role in it, too. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shattered reviews
She breaks him into a million little pieces, through ways that seem insignificant, until they accumulate together into a web of pain that he can barely hold in his fragile heart. "For the 'The Fall of the Roman Empire' challenge at HPFC."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Asparagus reviews
There is always a plate of asparagus on the Ravenclaw table, yet only one person eats them. The person –as expected- smiles back at the odd looks people shoot her and at the mean insults that they fire at her. Neville/Luna for: "Food Challenges at HPFC."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
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