Author has written 3 stories for Little House series, and Twilight.
Hey!! I'm Alyson/Aly. This is my side account to XxForeverDawnxX. You might know me...?
Anyway, yeah, that account has 12 stories and more than 600 faves, so I decided it was time to make account number 2, and so, VampyreGirl1996 was created!!
For those who DON'T know me, I'm 12, in seventh grade/secondary school, am ULTRA random. I am a MASSIVE Twilight, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and HSM fan. I am totally dedicated to Avril Lavigne and am a FIRM & PROUD CHRISTIAN. I'm an Asia, so I have the typical Asian features, dark hair and dark eyes, and insanely-overdone tan due to the never-ending heat.
Oh yeah. And btw, this account is hopefully going to hold more HUMOR fanfictions. Actually I had no intention of writing humor, but when I attempted to do so in my main account, my awesome readers actually LIKED it!! Did I mention I love you people??
So, yeah. if you don't like the stories in this side account, please go to my main, XxForeverDawnxX. I hope my stories will bring you laughter and tears.
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Thanks 2 Team-Edward3849 4 a bunch of this stuff.
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Charminger Since 1843
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed.
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him, brings him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
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