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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tales, Avengers, and Fire Emblem.

Name: LinzRW (also known as Levey)

Age: 20 (for all you know I could be lying)

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My Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/linzrw

My Original Work: Levey

My Poor Art:


Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own four - two black, one gray, one red.)

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Coffee.

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes, baby!

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... Richard Armitage!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep. My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.


Top Five Tolkien Characters: Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Pippin

Top Five Naruto Characters: Hidan, Minato, Madara, Deidara, Suigetsu

Top Five Harry Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Blaise Zabini, George Weasley, Regulus Black

Top Five Avatar Characters: Bumi II, Zuko, Toph, Iroh II, Aang

Top Five Attack on Titan Characters: Levi, Jean, Petra, Reiner, Mikasa

Top Five Fire Emblem Characters: Ephraim, Cormag, Lloyd, Eliwood, Serra


Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit Fandom Survey (This looked like fun and I figure some of The Skipper readers will appreciate it)

The first character you fell in love with:

Aragorn. Viggo Mortensen was actually my first crush even though, at the time, I was 11 and he was 47...that's really creepy now that I think about it. Ah well, I swear, Viggo Mortensen even ages like Aragorn - he looked like he was in his 30s when he was almost 50.

The character you never expected to love:

Boromir. I actually loathed him in movies and struggled with him in the books (I saw the movies first so I had that bias). I didn't learn to love him until I wrote his friendship with Ana in The Skipper and saw him as someone other than the guy who tries to take the Ring from Frodo. Now, I absolutely love Boromir in the books and in the movies (particularly his deleted scene with Faramir).

The character you don’t like that everyone else does:

Elves. Haha no, I like Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Thranduil (because he's an asshole), Elrond, and some other minor elves. And, despite popular belief, I don't actually hate Legolas. I just think he needs someone to make fun of him. I'm also not a huge Eowyn fan. Not sure why because usually I'm all for the badass female characters. I think I just got fed up with her trying to get in the middle of Arwen and Aragorn's relationship.

The character you’re most like:

I don't know. Let me take a quiz. ...I got Sauron. But I think that's cause I picked "Evil Overlord" as my dream job.

The character you’d slap:

Legolas. Because someone needs to keep his ego in check.

Three favorite characters:

Thorin, Aragorn, and Faramir.


MY FANFICTION


(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart at )

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:

Kate -

Hannah -

Dessie -

Cover by 1tE5o6 -


(Old cover by 1tE5o6 - )

FanArt:

kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan -

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara -

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles -

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah -

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu -

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51 -

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk -

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night -

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki -

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew -

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub? -

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking -

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit -

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan) -

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah -

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie -

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan -

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate -

Video:

1tE5o6 - Kisame the Love Guru - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lOFJaYrYM


Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1tE5o6 -

(Old cover by 1tE506 - )

FanArt (I'm amazed I have fans that have followed me this far):

Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi -

Kibi Tosame - Kate -

1te5o6 - Hannah -

1te5o6 - Dessie -

1te5o6 - Kate -

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah -

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie -

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again -

Ite5o6 - Kate Again -

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again -

Nixxh - Holy Chibi! -

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie -

LadyShirahime93 - Kate -

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah -

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu -

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1) -

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2) -

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix? -

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix -

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki -

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate) -

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction (How did this happen!?)

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8190173/1/Vs_Somewhat_Sane_Adventures_with_the_Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10129689/1/For-the-sake-of-Entertainment


When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK THREE)

Note: I will finish this book. Some day. Hopefully this summer.

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1Et506 -

Fan Art (I STILL have fans... OHMYGOD I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT!!!)

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31 -

cbcool444 - Motivational -

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie -

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart -

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll -

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie) -

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie -

ItE506 - Dessie -

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie -

JynxyChan - Dessie -

JynxyChan - Hannah -

JynxyChan - Kate -

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol -

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan -

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate -

Sonia-kun - Busted -

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah -

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone -


The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9634477/1/La-que-Salta

Translated into Italian (by KathPierce01):

Translated into German (by Tishunka):

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Edited up to Chapter 51.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, long rants about monkeys, and, most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - In Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper.

FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. More dwarves. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. A crazy girl who runs around and makes jokes to some sort of plot. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My Drawings

Ana from Book One (age 21) -

Ana from Book Two (age 25) -

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker -

Mikoto92 - Ana -

MoonCrown - Ana -

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit -

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit -

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls -

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale -

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit -

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren -

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel -

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper -

iamkatieisme - The Skipper -

Aries Druella - The Skipper -

Lorna-ka - You Still Look ugly When You Cry -


Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Family/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.


MY ORIGINAL WORK


The Chimera (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Adventure/Thriller/Drama/Romance

A soul is like a bucket of water with a tap dripping into it. In the People, the tap drips into the bucket. Water slowly spills over the edge and disappears without use. In the chimeras, however, the tap flows more strongly and the excess water that spills over the edges of the bucket can be used. Used to move, to create, to enhance.

The city-state of Shion is ruled by the descendants of the first Chimera. Having long ago abandoned the true and moral purpose of their existence, the three Houses (the Aegon, the Cadmus, and the Leandre) fight each other for control. However, the Houses have enemies inside and outside of the walls of Shion and the system that has controlled Shion for a thousand years is on the verge of collapse.

Allison and Dani Tveit fight for control over one body. Dietrich Aegon investigates the murders of political figures. Knute Vidar infiltrates a rebel organization. Nathaniel and Michael Cadmus compete to be named heir of the Cadmus House. Raoul Leandre, a bodyguard, watches as his childhood friends deal with treachery, leadership, and marriage.


The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.


The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson


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Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC A muggle girl boards a train to cross realities, and finds herself in the magical past. She has one goal: To change Tom Riddle's fate. But are some characters meant to be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,828 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Reasons Why We're Not Dead Yet by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
A collection of drabbles that take place after or during the events of How Are We Still Alive? and When Are We Going to Die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki
She's A Lady by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
After Lily thinks that James is stalking her, James decides that, instead of trying to get Lily to fall in love with him, he is instead going to concentrate on being friends with her. My own little version of how Lily finally realizes her feelings for James. Semi-sequel to What Are Friends For.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,858 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
They Made Me by AbeilleN reviews
I didn't want to go on the date with Sasuke... but I caved in to the peer pressure of all my friends. How am I supposed to win the heart of Naruto with his 'ultimate rival' hanging all over me? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,981 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Fame by runawaygoddess reviews
I have three lives, all of which are very complicated and tiresome. Who'd ever guess that being a boy and a girl at the same time could be so much damn work? Jiraya-sama turned to my mother: "Kyoko-san, I didn't know your son had pink hair."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Circa 1976: The Turning Point by Minxie reviews
The stereotypical geeky girl: socially inept, plain, always overlooked. But when this geek blossoms into a beauty, she catches the eye of resident school player Sirius Black, much to her 'chagrin'. JamesLily, SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,811 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Sirius B., OC
Just Friends by LadyMarauderette reviews
‘What?’ he asked, looking into my eyes with slyness, ‘So that’s not why you want James? Sian Masterson, can have anyone she wants, but wants James Potter who’s madly after Lily Evans. What a sad love triangle,’ he added in a mocking tone. Sirius and OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,841 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fire and Ice, a Naruto fanfic by thecellocaseofdoom reviews
She was fire. He was ice. They were not meant for each other. Just ask Sakura. But, as they say, opposites attract. And Fate has a stupid way of making everything right when you try to force two people together. SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U.
Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere by WastelandRose reviews
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Some Things Just Aren't Worth Denying by slytherin-principessa reviews
Some things just aren't worth denying. In other cases, certain things are worth denying, but the question is whether one can deny them or not... DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - OC, Draco M.
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Seduction by tradingforeverx reviews
Four girls. Four goals. Insert skinny-dipping, stealing boyfriends, persuading guys to do the nasty with you, and seducing Sirius Black and we are in for one hell of a ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Elizabeth Eden: Hopeless Ravenclaw by Invader Tar reviews
Liz Eden was intent on ruining Sirius Black’s life, of teaching him a lesson, by becoming the girl he would fall for and breaking his heart. However, not everything always goes according to plan. SBOC RLOC Rated T for language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,777 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Change of Heart by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Can a person get past the false hate that buries love and realize their true feelings before it's too late? Or will fate pull cruel tricks on them? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,177 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Sirius B., OC
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Daphne Greengrass, Side Character reviews
I am Side Character #214 in the Life of Harry Potter—or, at least, that's how it feel sometimes. My actual name is Daphne Greengrass, and this year, I'm going to be the main character. OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4h - Published: 3/28 - [Daphne G., Blaise Z.] Pansy P., Theodore N.
The Tactician reviews
So a grouchy, anti-social "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/10 - Tactician/Mark
The Skipper reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3700 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White reviews
In the Fairy's Islands, five legendary queens meet for a extravaganza (hosted by Queen Cinderella, who plans to use the tourism to expand her country's treasury). Under threat of dancing in burning shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share their true stories with one another. First Story: Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013
Elysium reviews
May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity. August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
When Gods Go Criminally Insane reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
The Harry Potter Conspiracy reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II arrive at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a homosexual criminal mastermind...So what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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