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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tales, and Avengers.

Name: LinzRW (Previously known as Fallen Angels Still Have Wings and Review Whore, also known as Levey)

Age: 19 (for all you know I could be lying)

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My Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/linzrw

My Original Work: LinzRW or Levey

My Poor Art: http://fallen003.deviantart.com/


PLEASE SUPPORT TEAM CHESTER!!! HE NEEDS A FAN CLUB! EVEN IF IT IS JUST FOR HIS AWESOME NAME!

When you think about it, Hogwarts is very uncreative with names - The Great Lake, The Great Hall, The Giant Squid... I've decided to name the Giant Squid Chester. All hail Team Chester! If you support Team Chester, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Um...leather jacket.

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Coffee

Favorite number: 3

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap!

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes, baby!

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... RICHARD ARMITAGE!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.


Top Five Naruto Characters: Hidan, Madara, Deidara, Suigetsu, Itachi

Top Five Harry Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Regulus Black

Top Five Avatar Characters: Bumi II, Zuko, Toph, Iroh II, Aang

Top Five Tolkien Characters: Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Pippin


MY FANFICTION


(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart at http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185 )

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:

Kate - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413zd8

Hannah - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413yyp

Dessie - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413ygn

Cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-1-373918200


(Old cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/For-Fallen003-Kate-308484222)

FanArt:

kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan - http://toolazyforlife.deviantart.com/art/DESSINATION-227099446

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara - http://alkarah.deviantart.com/#/d41djpe

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles - http://maxridefan1234.deviantart.com/#/d41m9dc

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah - http://thesuperdoodler.deviantart.com/#/d41ok1s

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41plka

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51 - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41plka

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41tb66

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night - http://insanetofu22.deviantart.com/#/d41z7bg

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki - http://thatonegirlwithahat.deviantart.com/

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew - http://frenzyvammi.deviantart.com/#/d44wsyk

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub? - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4wyk6f

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wyjvt

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wykf8

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wykrh

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah - http://my.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5de68x

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/My-Criminally-Insane-Looking-Workspace-371186575

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan - http://sonia-kun.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-and-Hidan-373946251

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate - http://23lalagirlable.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-Hannah-Kate-374446992

Video:

1tE5o6 - Kisame the Love Guru - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lOFJaYrYM


Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-2-373918806

(Old cover by 1tE506 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/For-Fallen-again-D-Hannah-309099056)

FanArt (I'm amazed I have fans that have followed me this far):

Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d4jr83s

Kibi Tosame - Kate - http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&q=katesurvival#/d4oio3s

1te5o6 - Hannah - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Hannah-sketch-284781195

1te5o6 - Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Dessie-Sketch-284818060

1te5o6 - Kate - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Kate-Sketch-284812260

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah - http://naruto-cupcakes.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-Fanart-XD-289868353

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie - http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&q=dessieakatsuki#/d4t3ddi

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4x14za

Ite5o6 - Kate Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4x21j3

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Just-Dessie-again-298800237

Nixxh - Holy Chibi! - http://nixxh.deviantart.com/#/d4y5jsu

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8g1n

LadyShirahime93 - Kate - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8g8j

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8ggf

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d4zxfw1

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d514o1n

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Re-Deidara-s-drawing-304252044

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix? - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d514sr7

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Kate-and-Felix-Me-myself-and-I-305999994

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d52a67r

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate) - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d5766jr

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction (How did this happen!?)

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8190173/1/Vs_Somewhat_Sane_Adventures_with_the_Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10129689/1/For-the-sake-of-Entertainment


When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK THREE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1Et506 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-3-373919237

Fan Art (I STILL have fans... OHMYGOD I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT!!!)

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31 - http://rvlakiakavair.deviantart.com/#/d58dqd8

cbcool444 - Motivational - http://cbcool444.deviantart.com/art/When-Gods-Go-Criminally-Insane-Motivational-317329800

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d59fcyx

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-s-change-of-heart-330983055?ga_submit=10%3A1349538882

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll - http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d5h2vjd

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-let-me-on-The-Sims-3-again-339819932

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie - http://master-of-ninjas21.deviantart.com/art/Madara-and-Dessie-339949275

ItE506 - Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-351066633

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Criminally-Insane-Reference-Sheets-371187039

JynxyChan - Dessie - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-344039546

JynxyChan - Hannah - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-343817825

JynxyChan - Kate - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Kate-343817906

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Warg-s-Symbol-343818228

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Beware-The-Frying-Pan-343818006

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate - http://princessofdarkness21.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-Kate-Dessie-and-Hannah-351225478

Sonia-kun - Busted - http://sonia-kun.deviantart.com/art/Busted-374147405

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah - http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-Fanart-Re-Do-390215250

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone - http://alice-shinigami.deviantart.com/art/Kate-Redone-438048919


The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

Translated into Spanish: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9634477/1/La-que-Salta

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE!

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, long rants about monkeys, and, most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - In Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper.

FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. More dwarves. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. A crazy girl who runs around and makes jokes to some sort of plot. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My drawing of Ana - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Ana-and-the-Senturiel-374612624

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Sword-Breaker-365116151?q=favby%3Afallen003%2F45119307&qo=0

Mikoto92 - Ana - http://mikoto92.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-375726750

MoonCrown - Ana - http://tajmah.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-375949159

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit - http://bellcorreia.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-381477129

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit - http://safoorathegreat.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-388986607?ga_submit_new=10%253A1375046412

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls - http://elouisevictory.deviantart.com/art/Thorin-Fangirls-389288254?ga_submit_new=10%253A1375144601

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale - http://sketchpert101.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-More-ale-394258210

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit - http://sailor-starlight101.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-The-Skipper-405969314

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren - http://tajmah.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-Anren-418058767

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel - http://kaname9mustang.deviantart.com/art/Senturiel-420907366

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper - http://rowthesea.deviantart.com/art/Ana-The-Skipper-423269507

iamkatieisme - The Skipper - http://iamkatieisme.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-426800545

Suniute - You Still Look ugly When You Cry - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/You-still-look-ugly-when-you-cry-440312949


Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Family/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.


MY ORIGINAL WORK


The Chimera (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Thriller/Drama/Romance

A soul is like a bucket of water with a tap dripping into it. In the People, the tap drips into the bucket. Water slowly spills over the edge and disappears without use. In the chimeras, however, the tap flows more strongly and the excess water that spills over the edges of the bucket can be used. Used to move, to create, to enhance.

The city-state of Shion is ruled by the descendants of the first Chimera. Having long ago abandoned the true and moral purpose of their existence, the three Houses (the Aegon, the Cadmus, and the Leandre) fight each other for control. However, the Houses have enemies inside and outside of the walls of Shion and the system that has controlled Shion for a thousand years is on the verge of collapse.

Allison and Dani Tveit fight for control over one body. Dietrich Aegon investigates the murders of political figures. Knute Vidar, a Nameless chimera, is offered a position in the Aegon if he succeeds in infiltrating a rebel organization. Nathaniel and Michael Cadmus are cousins who compete to be named heir of the Cadmus House. Raoul Leandre, a bodyguard, watches as his childhood friends deal with treachery, leadership, and marriage.

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3143824/1/Chimera


The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.


The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson


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Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,098 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Narutoverse. What would the experience really be like? It wouldn't be fun, that's for sure. A girl who falls into the world without knowing anything about Naruto faces the task of surviving, but how will her presence alter the original events in the story - if at all? Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
She's A Lady by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
After Lily thinks that James is stalking her, James decides that, instead of trying to get Lily to fall in love with him, he is instead going to concentrate on being friends with her. My own little version of how Lily finally realizes her feelings for James. Semi-sequel to What Are Friends For.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
Beginnings by Sarcastic Tofu reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC An average girl's bizarre dream lands her on the Hogwarts express, & soon she's stuck in the magical world with one goal: to change Tom Riddle's fate. But everything she thought she knew about Lord Voldemort is challenged. Ch. 18 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,106 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
They Made Me by Kawaii Kabu reviews
I didn't want to go on the date with Sasuke... but I caved in to the peer pressure of all my friends. How am I supposed to win the heart of Naruto with his 'ultimate rival' hanging all over me? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,981 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Fame by runawaygoddess reviews
I have three lives, all of which are very complicated and tiresome. Who'd ever guess that being a boy and a girl at the same time could be so much damn work? Jiraya-sama turned to my mother: "Kyoko-san, I didn't know your son had pink hair." Fuck.My.Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reasons Why We're Not Dead Yet by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
A collection of drabbles that take place after or during the events of How Are We Still Alive? and When Are We Going to Die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki
Circa 1976: The Turning Point by Minxie reviews
The stereotypical geeky girl: socially inept, plain, always overlooked. But when this geek blossoms into a beauty, she catches the eye of resident school player Sirius Black, much to her 'chagrin'. JamesLily, SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,811 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Sirius B., OC
Just Friends by LadyMarauderette reviews
‘What?’ he asked, looking into my eyes with slyness, ‘So that’s not why you want James? Sian Masterson, can have anyone she wants, but wants James Potter who’s madly after Lily Evans. What a sad love triangle,’ he added in a mocking tone. Sirius and OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,841 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fire and Ice, a Naruto fanfic by thecellocaseofdoom reviews
She was fire. He was ice. They were not meant for each other. Just ask Sakura. But, as they say, opposites attract. And Fate has a stupid way of making everything right when you try to force two people together. SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U.
Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere by WastelandRose reviews
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Some Things Just Aren't Worth Denying by slytherin-principessa reviews
Some things just aren't worth denying. In other cases, certain things are worth denying, but the question is whether one can deny them or not... DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - OC, Draco M.
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Seduction by tradingforeverx reviews
Four girls. Four goals. Insert skinny-dipping, stealing boyfriends, persuading guys to do the nasty with you, and seducing Sirius Black and we are in for one hell of a ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Elizabeth Eden: Hopeless Ravenclaw by Invader Tar reviews
Liz Eden was intent on ruining Sirius Black’s life, of teaching him a lesson, by becoming the girl he would fall for and breaking his heart. However, not everything always goes according to plan. SBOC RLOC Rated T for language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,777 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Change of Heart by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Can a person get past the false hate that buries love and realize their true feelings before it's too late? Or will fate pull cruel tricks on them? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,177 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Sirius B., OC
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The Skipper reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 364,388 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White reviews
In the Fairy's Islands, five legendary queens meet for a extravaganza (hosted by Queen Cinderella, who plans to use the tourism to expand her country's treasury). Under threat of dancing in burning shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share their true stories with one another. First Story: Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/23/2013
Elysium reviews
May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity. August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
When Gods Go Criminally Insane reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
The Harry Potter Conspiracy reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II arrive at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a homosexual criminal mastermind...So what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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