Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Fire Emblem, and Harry Potter.
Age: 26 (for all you know I could be lying)
A Note Before You Proceed:
Hello, and thank you for checking out my profile page!
If you're here, I assume you've read one of my stories. Thank you! Some of them, I wrote when I was still in high school (Criminally Insane Series), and some of them, I've been working on for over five years (The Skipper). Everything I write is important to me, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I love writing them.
As many of my long-time readers probably know, I'm not the most consistent updater. I work in waves of inspiration, which means I'll probably update frequently for a month or two and then go silent for awhile. That doesn't mean I've forgotten my stories; it just means that I'm low on inspiration or my life is a chaotic mess or both. But I will update when I can, because I love fanfiction and what it can do for readers and writers alike.
Further down on this page, I give the status of the stories I'm working on and any other updates. There are also links to translations or fan art that my readers have done. Links don't work on this site anymore, but if you go to deviantart, find the profile fallen003, and go to "favorites", I have folders of fan art for people to look through.
Thank you for reading my stories and supporting fanfiction! Y'all are awesome!
Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:
Preferred name: LinzRW or Linz
Favorite color: Red. Has been since I knew what colors were.
If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Never mind.
Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket.
If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Gin and tonic. (My friends don't even bother asking what I want to drink anymore...)
Favorite number: Three.
Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way. Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.
Turkey or chicken ...Pork?
If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.
Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.
Siblings Can I lie and say no?
One word to describe yourself Awesome. (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie.)
Blondes or brunettes Brunettes.
Favorite food Coffee.
What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a nickname and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true. (Please review my stories!)
Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN. (See my story Daphne Greengrass, Side Character)
If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.
Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)
Do you cook? Once a year at Thanksgiving.
Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK ONE)
1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK TWO)
Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki
When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK THREE)
COMPLETE: However, the ending is summarized.
First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here
Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found
PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress. First round edits to Ch 77.
Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. FEATURING: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.
PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress.
Ana is enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. That is, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. Then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by a man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past and the future has a way of coming and biting her on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper. FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.
Daphne Greengrass, Side Character (In-Progress)
Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to become the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Featuring: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, a Slytherin Revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH. Not your usual Daphne.
The Hidden Diadem (In-Progress)
She didn't want to die, so she took the deal that was offered to her. And that's how her story as Marlene begins: armed with Ravenclaw's diadem, burdened with knowledge of the book series, and guided by the snooty Helena Ravenclaw, she must save the McKinnon family from their terrible fate. Book-reader-in-marauder-era.
The Tactician (On-Haitus)
So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time.
Note: not your usual tactician pairing