Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tales, Avengers, and Fire Emblem.
Age: 22 (for all you know I could be lying)
Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:
Preferred name: LinzRW
Favorite color: Red then black then gold
If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.
Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own four - two black, one gray, one red.)
If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Irish coffee.
Favorite number: Three.
Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.
Turkey or chicken ...Pork?
If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.
Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.
Siblings Can I lie and say no?
One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)
Blondes or brunettes Brunettes
Favorite food Coffee.
What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.
Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN.
If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.
Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)
Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep. My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...
Do you cook? Rice Pudding.
Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.
(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart here)
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK ONE)
I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:
Cover by 1tE5o6
(Old cover by 1tE5o6)
kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan
4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara
maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles
The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah
Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu
Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51
Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk
mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night
theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki
FrenzyVammi - The whole crew
1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub?
1tE5o6 - Kate's waking
Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah
ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie
Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan
23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate
1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK TWO)
Cover by 1tE5o6
(Old cover by 1tE506)
Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi
Kibi Tosame - Kate
1te5o6 - Hannah
1te5o6 - Dessie
1te5o6 - Kate
Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah
Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie
Ite5o6 - Hannah Again
Ite5o6 - Kate Again
1tE5o6 - Dessie Again
Nixxh - Holy Chibi!
LadyShirahime93 - Dessie
LadyShirahime93 - Kate
LadyShirahime93 - Hannah
Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu
Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1)
Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2)
Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix?
1te5o6 - Kate and Felix
2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki
Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate)
Fanfiction of my Fanfiction
Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki
Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment
When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK THREE)
Note: I will finish this book. Some day.
Cover by 1Et506
Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31
cbcool444 - Motivational
Alice-Shinigami - Dessie
ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart
ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll
Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie
ItE506 - Dessie
ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie
JynxyChan - Dessie
JynxyChan - Hannah
JynxyChan - Kate
JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol
JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan
PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate
Sonia-kun - Busted
Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah
Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone
First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here
Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found here
PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress.
Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and, most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.
PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress
Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper.
FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. More dwarves. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. A crazy girl who runs around and makes jokes to some sort of plot. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.
Fan Art for The Skipper
ksv12 - The Sword Breaker
Mikoto92 - Ana
MoonCrown - Ana
bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit
safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit
ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls
Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale
sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit
MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren
Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel
rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper
iamkatieisme - The Skipper
Aries Druella - The Skipper
Lorna-ka - You Still Look ugly When You Cry
Elysium (On Hiatus)
May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.
August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.
MY ORIGINAL WORK
The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)
In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.
I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”
The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”
My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.
I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.
The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)
Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.
When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?