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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tales, Avengers, and Fire Emblem.

Name: LinzRW

Age: 22 (for all you know I could be lying)

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Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own four - two black, one gray, one red.)

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Irish coffee.

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... Me!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep. My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.


(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart here)

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK ONE)



I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:




Cover by 1tE5o6

(Old cover by 1tE5o6)


kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub?

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan)

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate

1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru

Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK TWO)



Cover by 1tE5o6

(Old cover by 1tE506)


Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi

Kibi Tosame - Kate

1te5o6 - Hannah

1te5o6 - Dessie

1te5o6 - Kate

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again

Ite5o6 - Kate Again

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again

Nixxh - Holy Chibi!

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie

LadyShirahime93 - Kate

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1)

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2)

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix?

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate)

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment



COMPLETE: However, the ending is summarized.

Cover by 1Et506

Fan Art:

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31

cbcool444 - Motivational

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie)

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie

ItE506 - Dessie

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie

JynxyChan - Dessie

JynxyChan - Hannah

JynxyChan - Kate

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate

Sonia-kun - Busted

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone

The Skipper


First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here

Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found here

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper. FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My Drawings

Ana from Book One (age 21)

Ana from Book Two (age 25)

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker

Mikoto92 - Ana

MoonCrown - Ana

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper

iamkatieisme - The Skipper

Aries Druella - The Skipper

Lorna-ka - You Still Look ugly When You Cry

Elysium (On Hiatus)


May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.


The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.


I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.

The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)


Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.


When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

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The Chaos Theory by SushiLover656 reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Glass of Water by lyin reviews
It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Elizabeth Eden: Hopeless Ravenclaw by Invader Tar reviews
Liz Eden was intent on ruining Sirius Black’s life, of teaching him a lesson, by becoming the girl he would fall for and breaking his heart. However, not everything always goes according to plan. SBOC RLOC Rated T for language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,775 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Reasons Why We're Not Dead Yet by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
A collection of drabbles that take place after or during the events of How Are We Still Alive? and When Are We Going to Die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki
She's A Lady by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
After Lily thinks that James is stalking her, James decides that, instead of trying to get Lily to fall in love with him, he is instead going to concentrate on being friends with her. My own little version of how Lily finally realizes her feelings for James. Semi-sequel to What Are Friends For.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
The Prince That Got Away by dbsklover reviews
The stories of the girls who could have been Chrom's wife if Robin hadn't showed up. Their story before and after they met Robin. ONE-SHOTS RobinxChrom one-sidedxChrom
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,434 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Circa 1976: The Turning Point by Minxie reviews
The stereotypical geeky girl: socially inept, plain, always overlooked. But when this geek blossoms into a beauty, she catches the eye of resident school player Sirius Black, much to her 'chagrin'. JamesLily, SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,811 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Sirius B., OC
Just Friends by LadyMarauderette reviews
‘What?’ he asked, looking into my eyes with slyness, ‘So that’s not why you want James? Sian Masterson, can have anyone she wants, but wants James Potter who’s madly after Lily Evans. What a sad love triangle,’ he added in a mocking tone. Sirius and OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,841 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere by WastelandRose reviews
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Some Things Just Aren't Worth Denying by slytherin-principessa reviews
Some things just aren't worth denying. In other cases, certain things are worth denying, but the question is whether one can deny them or not... DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - OC, Draco M.
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
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When Gods Go Criminally Insane reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3770 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Skipper reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 374,466 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Daphne Greengrass, Side Character reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to be the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Includes: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, broken friendships, mended friendships, a Slytherin revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,394 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Pansy P., Blaise Z., Theodore N., Daphne G.
The Tactician reviews
So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Lyndis, Eliwood, Lloyd R., Tactician/Mark
The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White reviews
In the Fairy's Islands, five legendary queens meet for a extravaganza (hosted by Queen Cinderella, who plans to use the tourism to expand her country's treasury). Under threat of dancing in burning shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share their true stories with one another. First Story: Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013
Elysium reviews
May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity. August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
The Harry Potter Conspiracy reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and James Potter II meet at Hogwarts and what do they find? Harry Potter is the most evil wizard of all time, the prophecy is a lie, and Dumbledore is a criminal mastermind...and what's Voldemort doing in the picture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3344 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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