Name: LinzRW

Age: 22 (for all you know I could be lying)

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Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own four - two black, one gray, one red.)

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Irish coffee.

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... Me!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep. My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.

MY FANFICTION

(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart here)

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:

Kate

Hannah

Dessie

Cover by 1tE5o6

(Old cover by 1tE5o6)

FanArt:

kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub?

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan)

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate

1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru

Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

Cover by 1tE5o6

(Old cover by 1tE506)

FanArt:

Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi

Kibi Tosame - Kate

1te5o6 - Hannah

1te5o6 - Dessie

1te5o6 - Kate

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again

Ite5o6 - Kate Again

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again

Nixxh - Holy Chibi!

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie

LadyShirahime93 - Kate

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1)

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2)

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix?

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate)

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment

When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK THREE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE: However, the ending is summarized.

Cover by 1Et506

Fan Art:

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31

cbcool444 - Motivational

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie)

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie

ItE506 - Dessie

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie

JynxyChan - Dessie

JynxyChan - Hannah

JynxyChan - Kate

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate

Sonia-kun - Busted

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone

The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here

Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found here

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper. FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My Drawings

Ana from Book One (age 21)

Ana from Book Two (age 25)

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker

Mikoto92 - Ana

MoonCrown - Ana

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper

iamkatieisme - The Skipper

Aries Druella - The Skipper

Lorna-ka - You Still Look ugly When You Cry

Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Family/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.

MY ORIGINAL WORK

The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.

The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson