Name: LinzRW

Age: 21 (for all you know I could be lying)

Other Sites:

My Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/linzrw

My Original Work: Levey

My Poor Art:

Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own four - two black, one gray, one red.)

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Coffee.

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes, baby!

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... Richard Armitage!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep. My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.

Top Five Tolkien Characters: Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Pippin

Top Five Naruto Characters: Hidan, Minato, Madara, Deidara, Suigetsu

Top Five Harry Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Blaise Zabini, George Weasley, Regulus Black

Top Five Avatar Characters: Bumi II, Zuko, Toph, Iroh II, Aang

Top Five Attack on Titan Characters: Levi, Jean, Petra, Reiner, Mikasa

Top Five Fire Emblem Characters: Ephraim, Cormag, Lloyd, Eliwood, Serra

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit Fandom Survey (This looked like fun and I figure some of The Skipper readers will appreciate it)

The first character you fell in love with:

Aragorn. Viggo Mortensen was actually my first crush even though, at the time, I was 11 and he was 47...that's really creepy now that I think about it. Ah well, I swear, Viggo Mortensen even ages like Aragorn - he looked like he was in his 30s when he was almost 50.

The character you never expected to love:

Boromir. I actually loathed him in movies and struggled with him in the books (I saw the movies first so I had that bias). I didn't learn to love him until I wrote his friendship with Ana in The Skipper and saw him as someone other than the guy who tries to take the Ring from Frodo. Now, I absolutely love Boromir in the books and in the movies (particularly his deleted scene with Faramir).

The character you don’t like that everyone else does:

Elves. Haha no, I like Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Thranduil (because he's an asshole), Elrond, and some other minor elves. And, despite popular belief, I don't actually hate Legolas. I just think he needs someone to make fun of him. I'm also not a huge Eowyn fan. Not sure why because usually I'm all for the badass female characters. I think I just got fed up with her trying to get in the middle of Arwen and Aragorn's relationship.

The character you’re most like:

I don't know. Let me take a quiz. ...I got Sauron. But I think that's cause I picked "Evil Overlord" as my dream job.

The character you’d slap:

Legolas. Because someone needs to keep his ego in check.

Three favorite characters:

Thorin, Aragorn, and Faramir.

MY FANFICTION

(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart at )

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:

Kate -

Hannah -

Dessie -

Cover by 1tE5o6 -

(Old cover by 1tE5o6 - )

FanArt:

kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan -

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara -

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles -

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah -

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu -

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51 -

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk -

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night -

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki -

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew -

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub? -

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking -

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit -

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan) -

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah -

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie -

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan -

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate -

Video:

1tE5o6 - Kisame the Love Guru - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lOFJaYrYM

Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1tE5o6 -

(Old cover by 1tE506 - )

FanArt (I'm amazed I have fans that have followed me this far):

Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi -

Kibi Tosame - Kate -

1te5o6 - Hannah -

1te5o6 - Dessie -

1te5o6 - Kate -

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah -

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie -

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again -

Ite5o6 - Kate Again -

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again -

Nixxh - Holy Chibi! -

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie -

LadyShirahime93 - Kate -

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah -

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu -

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1) -

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2) -

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix? -

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix -

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki -

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate) -

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction (How did this happen!?)

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8190173/1/Vs_Somewhat_Sane_Adventures_with_the_Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10129689/1/For-the-sake-of-Entertainment

When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK THREE)

Note: I will finish this book. Some day. Hopefully this summer.

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1Et506 -

Fan Art (I STILL have fans... OHMYGOD I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT!!!)

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31 -

cbcool444 - Motivational -

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie -

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart -

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll -

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie) -

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie -

ItE506 - Dessie -

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie -

JynxyChan - Dessie -

JynxyChan - Hannah -

JynxyChan - Kate -

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol -

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan -

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate -

Sonia-kun - Busted -

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah -

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone -

The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9634477/1/La-que-Salta

Translated into Italian (by KathPierce01):

Translated into German (by Tishunka):

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Edited up to Chapter 51.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, long rants about monkeys, and, most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - In Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper.

FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. More dwarves. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. A crazy girl who runs around and makes jokes to some sort of plot. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My Drawings

Ana from Book One (age 21) -

Ana from Book Two (age 25) -

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker -

Mikoto92 - Ana -

MoonCrown - Ana -

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit -

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit -

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls -

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale -

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit -

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren -

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel -

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper -

iamkatieisme - The Skipper -

Aries Druella - The Skipper -

Lorna-ka - You Still Look ugly When You Cry -

Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Family/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.

MY ORIGINAL WORK

The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.

The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson