Name: LinzRW (Previously known as Fallen Angels Still Have Wings and Review Whore, also known as Levey)

Age: 19 (for all you know I could be lying)

Other Sites:

My Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/linzrw

My Original Work: LinzRW or Levey

My Poor Art: http://fallen003.deviantart.com/

PLEASE SUPPORT TEAM CHESTER!!! HE NEEDS A FAN CLUB! EVEN IF IT IS JUST FOR HIS AWESOME NAME!

When you think about it, Hogwarts is very uncreative with names - The Great Lake, The Great Hall, The Giant Squid... I've decided to name the Giant Squid Chester. All hail Team Chester! If you support Team Chester, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW

Favorite color: Red then black then gold

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Nevermind.

Favorite article of clothing: Um...leather jacket.

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Coffee

Favorite number: 3

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap!

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes, baby!

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a variation of my name and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Team... RICHARD ARMITAGE!

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? My dad. After he drove off without me and I had to get a ride home from a stranger...

Do you cook? Rice Pudding.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.

Top Five Naruto Characters: Hidan, Madara, Deidara, Suigetsu, Itachi

Top Five Harry Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Regulus Black

Top Five Avatar Characters: Bumi II, Zuko, Toph, Iroh II, Aang

Top Five Tolkien Characters: Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer, Pippin

MY FANFICTION

(View all Criminally Insane Series Fanart at http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185 )

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

I made drawings of the characters and uploaded them online. You can find them here:

Kate - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413zd8

Hannah - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413yyp

Dessie - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/#/d413ygn

Cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-1-373918200

(Old cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/For-Fallen003-Kate-308484222)

FanArt:

kippy10009 - Dessie owns Hidan - http://toolazyforlife.deviantart.com/art/DESSINATION-227099446

4000kills - Hannah wields her frying pan on Deidara - http://alkarah.deviantart.com/#/d41djpe

maxridefan1234 - Kate and Mr. Nibbles - http://maxridefan1234.deviantart.com/#/d41m9dc

The Eagle Eyed Enigma - Dessie, Hidan, and Hannah - http://thesuperdoodler.deviantart.com/#/d41ok1s

Kaitaru Hatake - Hannah, Deidara, and Zetsu - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41plka

Kaitaru Hatake - Leader and Rule Number 51 - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41plka

Kaitaru Hatake - Dessie meets Urkakuk - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d41tb66

mikithecardcaptor - Hannah, Master of the Night - http://insanetofu22.deviantart.com/#/d41z7bg

theonegirlwiththehat - Dessie of the Akatsuki - http://thatonegirlwithahat.deviantart.com/

FrenzyVammi - The whole crew - http://frenzyvammi.deviantart.com/#/d44wsyk

1tE5o6 - Dessie's Awakening... In a Bathtub? - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4wyk6f

1tE5o6 - Kate's waking - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wyjvt

1tE5o6 - Hannah's poker face, as Deidara blows up shit - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wykf8

1tE5o6 - Dessie... Oh God... (featuring Hidan) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wykrh

Kitty-Wolf-Chan - Hannah - http://my.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5de68x

ItE5o6 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/My-Criminally-Insane-Looking-Workspace-371186575

Sonia-kun - Dessie and Hidan - http://sonia-kun.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-and-Hidan-373946251

23Lalagirlable - Hannah, Dessie, and Kate - http://23lalagirlable.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-Hannah-Kate-374446992

Video:

1tE5o6 - Kisame the Love Guru - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lOFJaYrYM

Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1tE5o6 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-2-373918806

(Old cover by 1tE506 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/For-Fallen-again-D-Hannah-309099056)

FanArt (I'm amazed I have fans that have followed me this far):

Kaitaru Hatake - Kate, Itachi, and C-Itachi - http://kaitaruhatake.deviantart.com/#/d4jr83s

Kibi Tosame - Kate - http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&q=katesurvival#/d4oio3s

1te5o6 - Hannah - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Hannah-sketch-284781195

1te5o6 - Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Dessie-Sketch-284818060

1te5o6 - Kate - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Quick-Kate-Sketch-284812260

Akatsuki-Gal - Hannah - http://naruto-cupcakes.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-Fanart-XD-289868353

Akatsuki-Gal - Dessie - http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&q=dessieakatsuki#/d4t3ddi

Ite5o6 - Hannah Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4x14za

Ite5o6 - Kate Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d4x21j3

1tE5o6 - Dessie Again - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Just-Dessie-again-298800237

Nixxh - Holy Chibi! - http://nixxh.deviantart.com/#/d4y5jsu

LadyShirahime93 - Dessie - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8g1n

LadyShirahime93 - Kate - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8g8j

LadyShirahime93 - Hannah - http://ladyshirahime3.deviantart.com/#/d4y8ggf

Akatsuki Girl - Hannah featuring Kakuzu, Deidara, and Zetsu - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d4zxfw1

Ite5o6 - If Deidara Drew Hannah (Part 1) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d514o1n

Ite5o6 - If Hannah Drew Deidara (Part 2) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Re-Deidara-s-drawing-304252044

Ite5o6 - Kate or Felix? - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/#/d514sr7

1te5o6 - Kate and Felix - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Kate-and-Felix-Me-myself-and-I-305999994

2lazy2thinkofaname - drunk Akatsuki - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d52a67r

Speckeltail - Evil Immortal Overlord (Dessie, Hannah, Kate) - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d5766jr

Fanfiction of my Fanfiction (How did this happen!?)

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8190173/1/Vs_Somewhat_Sane_Adventures_with_the_Akatsuki

Sonia-kun - For The Sake of Entertainment - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10129689/1/For-the-sake-of-Entertainment

When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES BOOK THREE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

Cover by 1Et506 - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/NEW-BOOK-COVER-3-373919237

Fan Art (I STILL have fans... OHMYGOD I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT!!!)

Rvlakia Kaviar - Dessie and Deidara Chapter 31 - http://rvlakiakavair.deviantart.com/#/d58dqd8

cbcool444 - Motivational - http://cbcool444.deviantart.com/art/When-Gods-Go-Criminally-Insane-Motivational-317329800

Alice-Shinigami - Dessie - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/favourites/47474185#/d59fcyx

ItE5o6 - Dessie's Change Of Heart - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-s-change-of-heart-330983055?ga_submit=10%3A1349538882

ItE5o6 - Fallen The Troll - http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d5h2vjd

ItE5o6 - Don't Let Me On The Sims (Hannah, Kate, Dessie) - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-let-me-on-The-Sims-3-again-339819932

Master-Of-Ninjas21 - Madara and Dessie - http://master-of-ninjas21.deviantart.com/art/Madara-and-Dessie-339949275

ItE506 - Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-351066633

ItE506 - Sketches - Kate, Hannah, and Dessie - http://1te5o6.deviantart.com/art/Criminally-Insane-Reference-Sheets-371187039

JynxyChan - Dessie - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Dessie-344039546

JynxyChan - Hannah - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-343817825

JynxyChan - Kate - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Kate-343817906

JynxyChan - Warg's Symbol - http://jynxychan.deviantart.com/art/Warg-s-Symbol-343818228

JynxyChan - Beware the Frying Pan - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Beware-The-Frying-Pan-343818006

PrincessofDarkness21 - Sexy Dessie, Hannah, and Kate - http://princessofdarkness21.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-Kate-Dessie-and-Hannah-351225478

Sonia-kun - Busted - http://sonia-kun.deviantart.com/art/Busted-374147405

Naruto-Cupcakes - Hannah - http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hannah-Fanart-Re-Do-390215250

Kibi Tosame - Kate Redone - http://alice-shinigami.deviantart.com/art/Kate-Redone-438048919

The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

Translated into Spanish: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9634477/1/La-que-Salta

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE!

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, long rants about monkeys, and, most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - In Progress

Two years have passed and Ana has not Skipped since the destruction of the Ring. But her life isn't all bad. In fact, she's enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. Every day is filled with majesty. That is, of course, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. And then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by an insane man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past has a way of coming and biting you on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper.

FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. More dwarves. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. A crazy girl who runs around and makes jokes to some sort of plot. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

My drawing of Ana - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Ana-and-the-Senturiel-374612624

Fan Art for The Skipper

ksv12 - The Sword Breaker - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/Sword-Breaker-365116151?q=favby%3Afallen003%2F45119307&qo=0

Mikoto92 - Ana - http://mikoto92.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-375726750

MoonCrown - Ana - http://tajmah.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-375949159

bellcorreia - Ana Stonbit - http://bellcorreia.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-381477129

safoorathegreat - Ana Stonbit - http://safoorathegreat.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-388986607?ga_submit_new=10%253A1375046412

ElouiseVictory - Thorin Fangirls - http://elouisevictory.deviantart.com/art/Thorin-Fangirls-389288254?ga_submit_new=10%253A1375144601

Sketchpert101 - Boromir and Ana More Ale - http://sketchpert101.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-More-ale-394258210

sailor-starlight101 - Ana Stonbit - http://sailor-starlight101.deviantart.com/art/Ana-Stonbit-The-Skipper-405969314

MoonCrown - The Skipper, Anren - http://tajmah.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-Anren-418058767

Kaname9mustang - The Senturiel - http://kaname9mustang.deviantart.com/art/Senturiel-420907366

rrooossiiiee - Ana The Skipper - http://rowthesea.deviantart.com/art/Ana-The-Skipper-423269507

iamkatieisme - The Skipper - http://iamkatieisme.deviantart.com/art/The-Skipper-426800545

Suniute - You Still Look ugly When You Cry - http://fallen003.deviantart.com/art/You-still-look-ugly-when-you-cry-440312949

Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Family/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.

MY ORIGINAL WORK

The Chimera (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Thriller/Drama/Romance

A soul is like a bucket of water with a tap dripping into it. In the People, the tap drips into the bucket. Water slowly spills over the edge and disappears without use. In the chimeras, however, the tap flows more strongly and the excess water that spills over the edges of the bucket can be used. Used to move, to create, to enhance.

The city-state of Shion is ruled by the descendants of the first Chimera. Having long ago abandoned the true and moral purpose of their existence, the three Houses (the Aegon, the Cadmus, and the Leandre) fight each other for control. However, the Houses have enemies inside and outside of the walls of Shion and the system that has controlled Shion for a thousand years is on the verge of collapse.

Allison and Dani Tveit fight for control over one body. Dietrich Aegon investigates the murders of political figures. Knute Vidar, a Nameless chimera, is offered a position in the Aegon if he succeeds in infiltrating a rebel organization. Nathaniel and Michael Cadmus are cousins who compete to be named heir of the Cadmus House. Raoul Leandre, a bodyguard, watches as his childhood friends deal with treachery, leadership, and marriage.

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3143824/1/Chimera

The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (In-Progress)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.

The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (In-Progress)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson