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Joined 12-07-08, id: 1763240, Profile Updated: 02-04-21
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Fire Emblem, and Harry Potter.

Name: LinzRW

Age: 26 (for all you know I could be lying)

A Note Before You Proceed:

Hello, and thank you for checking out my profile page!

If you're here, I assume you've read one of my stories. Thank you! Some of them, I wrote when I was still in high school (Criminally Insane Series), and some of them, I've been working on for over five years (The Skipper). Everything I write is important to me, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I love writing them.

As many of my long-time readers probably know, I'm not the most consistent updater. I work in waves of inspiration, which means I'll probably update frequently for a month or two and then go silent for awhile. That doesn't mean I've forgotten my stories; it just means that I'm low on inspiration or my life is a chaotic mess or both. But I will update when I can, because I love fanfiction and what it can do for readers and writers alike.

Further down on this page, I give the status of the stories I'm working on and any other updates. There are also links to translations or fan art that my readers have done. Links don't work on this site anymore, but if you go to deviantart, find the profile fallen003, and go to "favorites", I have folders of fan art for people to look through.

Thank you for reading my stories and supporting fanfiction! Y'all are awesome!


Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW or Linz

Favorite color: Red. Has been since I knew what colors were.

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Never mind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket.

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Gin and tonic. (My friends don't even bother asking what I want to drink anymore...)

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way. Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome. (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie.)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes.

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a nickname and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true. (Please review my stories!)

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN. (See my story Daphne Greengrass, Side Character)

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Do you cook? Once a year at Thanksgiving.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.


MY FANFICTION


Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru


Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki


When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK THREE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE: However, the ending is summarized.


The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here

Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress. First round edits to Ch 77.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. FEATURING: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress.

Ana is enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. That is, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. Then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by a man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past and the future has a way of coming and biting her on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper. FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.


Daphne Greengrass, Side Character (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Drama/Friendship/Romance/Coming-Of-Age

Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to become the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Featuring: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, a Slytherin Revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH. Not your usual Daphne.


The Hidden Diadem (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Suspense/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Romance

She didn't want to die, so she took the deal that was offered to her. And that's how her story as Marlene begins: armed with Ravenclaw's diadem, burdened with knowledge of the book series, and guided by the snooty Helena Ravenclaw, she must save the McKinnon family from their terrible fate. Book-reader-in-marauder-era.


The Tactician (On-Haitus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Friendship/Romance

So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time.

Note: not your usual tactician pairing


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with bated breath (2008) by Noc007 reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert {{NEW VERSION IS UP}}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
The Chaos Theory by BWL reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,764 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/2/2020 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Glass of Water by lyin reviews
It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
Elizabeth Eden: Hopeless Ravenclaw by Invader Tar reviews
Liz Eden was intent on ruining Sirius Black’s life, of teaching him a lesson, by becoming the girl he would fall for and breaking his heart. However, not everything always goes according to plan. SBOC RLOC Rated T for language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,775 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Reasons Why We're Not Dead Yet by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
A collection of drabbles that take place after or during the events of How Are We Still Alive? and When Are We Going to Die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki
She's A Lady by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
After Lily thinks that James is stalking her, James decides that, instead of trying to get Lily to fall in love with him, he is instead going to concentrate on being friends with her. My own little version of how Lily finally realizes her feelings for James. Semi-sequel to What Are Friends For.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC
The Prince That Got Away by dbsklover reviews
The stories of the girls who could have been Chrom's wife if Robin hadn't showed up. Their story before and after they met Robin. ONE-SHOTS RobinxChrom one-sidedxChrom
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,791 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Fighter by coalhaus reviews
Evan Rosier/Florence twoshot... He was a Slytherin and she was a Ravenclaw. He was a Death Eater and she was a mudblood. He went down fighting and she kept on living. They weren't destined to be happy. They both understood that. (Related to 'Interception')
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Evan R., Florence, Marauders - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Circa 1976: The Turning Point by Minxie reviews
The stereotypical geeky girl: socially inept, plain, always overlooked. But when this geek blossoms into a beauty, she catches the eye of resident school player Sirius Black, much to her 'chagrin'. JamesLily, SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,811 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Sirius B., OC
Just Friends by LadyMarauderette reviews
‘What?’ he asked, looking into my eyes with slyness, ‘So that’s not why you want James? Sian Masterson, can have anyone she wants, but wants James Potter who’s madly after Lily Evans. What a sad love triangle,’ he added in a mocking tone. Sirius and OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,841 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere by WastelandRose reviews
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Some Things Just Aren't Worth Denying by slytherin-principessa reviews
Some things just aren't worth denying. In other cases, certain things are worth denying, but the question is whether one can deny them or not... DracoxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - OC, Draco M.
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
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The Hidden Diadem reviews
She didn't want to die, so she took the deal that was offered to her. And that's how her story as Marlene begins: armed with Ravenclaw's diadem, burdened with knowledge of the book series, and guided by the snooty Helena Ravenclaw, she must save the McKinnon family from their terrible fate. Book-reader-in-marauder-era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,321 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/30/2019 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Marlene M., Evan R.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Skipper reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 410,293 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Daphne Greengrass, Side Character reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to be the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Includes: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, a Slytherin revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH. Not your usual Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/3/2019 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Pansy P., Blaise Z., Theodore N., Daphne G.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Tactician reviews
So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time. (Note: not your usual tactician pairing)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Legault, Nino, Lloyd R., Tactician/Mark
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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