Author has written 11 stories for Supernatural.
I despise hospital scenes and romance, both of which can take a long walk off a short cliff.
I'm all about the angst.
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Charlie Sheen accept help for his addiction.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (me)
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door. (me)
xYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (me)
x You have ran into a tree. (me)
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (me)
xYou just tried to sing them. (me)
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (me)
x You have choked on your own spit.
xYou have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (i gave up)
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
People have called you slow.
total so far=12
x You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling. (me)
You’ve fallen asleep in class. (me)
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed. (me)
total so far=13
xSometimes you just stop thinking
x You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (me)
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (me)
You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 16
You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (me)
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (me)
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. (me)
total so far= 17
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you even if you know it won’t happen to you.
x You break a lot of things. (me)
Your friends know not to use big words around you
x You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. (me...always)
x You have fallen out of your chair before. (I think I have once...)
x When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
total so far= 21
^Unfortunately, I did not come up with that. I merely read it on mad-dog-13's profile page, thought it was ridiculously hilarious, and stole it.