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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Spinners of Fate by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
A series of events through love and hate, want and need. A piece for torsstupidmouth's birthday. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4896 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife reviews
There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 169,014 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behold the child by HelenahJay reviews
Charlie, just before Twilight. Second chances. A tiny oneshot for sensecoalition's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Charlie S. - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Different Kind of Southern by NinjaKitten3782 reviews
Bella and Jasper return to their alma mater for a friend's wedding and Bella reflects back on the first time she met her husband. A story of simple southern idiosyncracies. A SOUTHERN TWI-NIGHTS CONTEST ENTRY, B/J, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Custom Built by NinjaKitten3782 reviews
When Bella Swan inherits a run-down family cabin in Colorado, she hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to do the custom remodel and sparks fly. FIRST PLACE VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER in the Men at Work Anonymous Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loneliness Be Over by pixievamp08 reviews
Changes are ahead for Bella Swan, as she leaves her home in Forks for the sunshine of California. Unable to let go, her journey of self-discovery begins, and she must choose between what she left behind and what lies ahead. AH, OOC, MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,014 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8127 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Burning The Edges by gangsterdorothy reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is The Night by walkingaftermidnight reviews
The night provides an escape for Bella, but it also brings uncertainty. It's a good thing she isn't afraid of the dark. Oneshot written for the JacobxBella Big Bang and broken down into two parts. Sequel to my other long oneshot: Breakdown.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,435 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Do I Dare? by BurntOrange reviews
During her senior year at Dartmouth, Bella realizes that her undeniable chemistry with her professor, Dr. Cullen, cannot be controlled. BxE AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always Charmed by Dalia907 reviews
Bella and Jasper quickly become inseparable after a chance pairing in a secret Santa exchange at six years old. Life, love and a failing heart aren’t enough to keep them apart. AH, OCC. Entry in the “For The Love Of Jasper” Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
To Get Back Home by LaViePastiche reviews
After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Letting Go by circasurvived reviews
Heartbroken over her recent break up with boyfriend & best friend Edward Cullen, Isabella Swan begins her sophomore year at college. Told through flashbacks and present day events. E/B AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,349 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Elegy for Isabella by sullencullen reviews
Edward's thoughts surrounding Bella's pregnancy in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Anatomy of Edward Cullen by sullencullen reviews
A re-write of the biology scene in chapter one of Midnight Sun. It contains the same sequence of events as provided by Stephenie Meyer -- with my own twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Daybreak by atypical-swan reviews
Bella Swan’s been a vampire for around a century. When the Cullen family moves to the sleepy town of Forks, WA, she finds quite a few things she never expected, including a human boy that turns her world on its side.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,154 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Static by AnaG reviews
Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Crystal Coconut Macaroon by Twatlight reviews
A Wide Awake fanfic. What happens when Edward and Bella finally do the deed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Seducing Doctor Cullen by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for the "For My Valentine" contest. Edward's the newest doctor at Children's Hospital in Seattle. Jasper likes him right away. Cute boy love ensues! J/E story, rated M just for safety and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by wtvoc reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,762 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Times Bella Told Jacob The Same Thing by blueandblack reviews
... And One Time She Didn't Need To.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Then Direct You Into My Arms by blueandblack reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella, Jacob, Victoria and the pack. There will be Edward later, but not as a result of cliff-diving and Tuscan suicide attempts. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella, some Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete