Author has written 7 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.
Warning! You have ventured into the domain of a crazy, slash-obsessed fangirl. Turn back while you still can :P
Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
While Zuko was usually terminally straight, this little kid [Aang] was an unintentional smorgasbord of all the things he found attractive in males.
-DJRabidPunk [Compile, Chapter 4]
UPDATE 11/FEB/2011 - Well, recently, I've been having writer's block with every single chapter of Inconveniences and its been very frustrating. I find that its easier for me to keep focused if I keep jumping from story to story. So you might have noticed, I've started working on On the Sands of Time again and I'm beginning to start planning the sequel for Kindle My Desire, plus finish a one-shot that's been rotting on my account for months. What I mean to say is that even though I'm trying to keep myself busy, my habit of procrastinating might lead to late updates. Just thought I'd warn you all. Bye! ]
Hi, there! My name is...something but for now, you can call me Cerise, after the color; which when I think about it now, I'm not really very fond of. I'm older than 10 but younger than 16.
From here on down commences the crap which you don't need or want to know but I'm going to tell you anyway xD So:
I adore writing and for the past one or two months, the plot bunnies have looked down very kindly upon me and I've actually posted something xD. I read Avatar, HP, Scrubs and Alex Rider fanfiction, my favorite pairings are almost always gay ones. For some weird reason, I truly despise almost all straight pairings xD Despite my weird obsession with gay couples, I myself do not have any particular romantic inclination toward people of the same gender as me. Though that doesn't stop me from having fallen in love with yaoi and shonen ai :P However, even though my infatuation with Zukaang and gay pairings is somewhat childish and not very serious, I still dislike homophobes.
For you, the viewer's convenience, I have put all the unnecessary details about my preferences and my favorites and my whatnot, in one concise section so that you know what to skip over if you have any distinct purpose in viewing this page - such as making it to the very end, or viewing my stories. Have fun!
My Favorite Pairings: ZukoxAang [OTP!], YassenxAlex, CaseyxChuck, JDxCox, ZukoxJet, SokkaxZuko, TophxAang, DracoxHarry, LeoxSimmons, RukiaxIchigo
Pairings I Despise: ZukoxKatara, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione
My Favorite Book: A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
My Favorite Movies: V For Vendetta, Black Swan, Easy A
Things I Intend To Do Before I Die: Get in a fist fight with someone, Go to Istanbul, Visit Bekdach in Damascus, See the demolished nuclear plant in Chernobyl, Write a book, Go bungee jumping and sky diving, Learn how to use PS 7.0
Likes: Junjō Romantica, Heroes, Bleach, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Chuck, Malcolm in the Middle, SYTYCD, Friends, Meg Cabot's Books, Zukaang, Cats, Pandas, The Mentalist, Lady Gaga, Owl City, OneRepublic, Fringe, Modern Family
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender, because if I did, Zuko and Aang would be together, Katara would be dead, Toph would be a perverted fangirl and Sokka would be a homophobe.
However, I do own...
My Original Characters: Kazuhiro, Kenji and the indescribably awesome Miyako Suzuri :P
Misread This - ZukoxAang, Yaoi, Two-shot
Right after the war, Aang goes off to the Earth Kingdom to sign a peace treaty but upon returning, discovers that Katara is seeing Zuko. But what happens when jealousies are misread and certain secrets are revealed?
And some others which I am too lazy to summarize right now...
Kindle My Desire - ZukoxAang, Yaoi
On the very eve of his wedding, the boys throw Aang a bachelor party. However, a light-hearted night of partying and drinking evolves into an emotional journey that will have Aang doubting himself and his love for Katara.
Once Upon A Play - ZukoxAang, Yaoi
After the war, the Gang stays in Ba Sing Se for a much needed vacation. But what happens when Toph brews up trouble and takes them to a play that portrays Aang and Zuko as a gay couple? And what happens when the whole world believes its true?
Inconveniences - ZukoxAang, Yaoi, AU
Aang thought that he wouldn't have minded his guardian, Gyatso's absence for 3 weeks. But when he has to spend that time at Zuko's, he's not sure he can forget that summer and the inconveniences that befell him in those 3 weeks.
You Know You're Obsessed With Yaoi When
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
14. You've already paired up all the characters in your favorite anime.
15. You're favorite guy on any tv show is the gay one
16. You see an anime couple and automatically don't like the girl.
17. You find yourself constantly hitting command H/windows M
18. You have to delete files just to make room for your massive yaoi doujinshi collection.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Help defeat stereotypes by putting this in your profile...
20 Things To Help You Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car wearing sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6) In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8) Don't use any punctuation.
9) As often as Possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11) Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."
12) Sing along at the Opera.
13) Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18) When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19) Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20) And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Lmao, I loved Wild Force ^^)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.(Gross, I know. But hey, I have so much to say xP)
Sleep with your socks on at night.(Only in the winters.)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.(sometimes)
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
So, recently I came across an analyzer made by some Russian blogger. Anyway, it analyzes your writing style and tells you which famous writer you write like :P Or...at least, it says it does xD
So apparently, my...
Avatar: TLA fanfiction writing is like P.G. Wodehouse's
original novel writing is like Stephen King's
prompt writing is like Anne Rice's
musings are like Dan Brown's
Lol, run along now and check out this analyzer to convince yourself you write like bestselling authors. I swear, it's fun! And gives you a momentary high ;]