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Joined 12-07-08, id: 1763708, Profile Updated: 06-23-15
Author has written 2 stories for Team Fortress 2, and Futurama.

I'm not really sure people actually read the profile of the writers who try to recreate the worlds they've come to love, but here goes. Instead of my stats, because, let's face it-we've got Facebook for that, I'm going to give you a few odd facts about me.

1. Top hats, bow ties and pinstripe suits turn me on.

2. I will not step on any railroad tracks. Ever.

3. The monolog from The Great Dictator and Carl Sagan's The Pale Blue Dot are the core of my morality.

4. I am fascinated by serial killers.

5. I'm an atheist. If that bothers you, feel free to leave me alone, 'pray for my soul' or argue god with me. Just know that you are never going to change my mind, nor would I want to change yours. But I do love a good debate, so long as you are mature.

6. I'm 31. I just celebrated 11 years of marriage with my husband, and we have two girls. They are my life. My light. They are the greatest extension of who I am, and therefore, the most important part of me.

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Seymour reviews
The thoughts through the eyes of Seymour, from the first time he met his master, to the last days of his life.
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Just another day at the office reviews
This is what happens when RED sends its' employees to get actual health insurance as seen from the insurance agent who must deal with every single one of them.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete