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Joined 12-08-08, id: 1764061, Profile Updated: 08-26-09

Name: if you dont know now ya never will

Sex: male

Age: same as name

religion: pending (sorry im just not religious)

Nationality: Proudly Aussie (no i dont wrestle crocadiles or say "mate" to every one i meet)

well now thats out of the way hi. As you can see i don't like to share personal information this is a trait that causes alot of people to make stuff up about me and think that i wont mind and for the most part i don't so go nuts. Im highly cinical and sarrcastic most people say thats a sign of a lack of wit but it tends to work just fine for me. I may not be religious but i am open to the concept (this does not meen that you can try to convert me). I suppose that i should describe myself Lets see im 6 foot 3 have brown/blond hair im rather scrawny and currently have green eyes this is a trait that changes naturaly every 3 years or so. I like to read and listen to music at an unheathily loud volume in order to allow myself to ignor most people around me. most people describe me as a cold and angry peson that simply hates all those around him and for the most part thats true however those few that try to get to know me often find that i will go to exeptional lengths to help a friend in need.

Music i like: Anything by linken park, nikleback, eminem, or anything rock related to be honest

i'd go into more detail but i really can't be botherd so bring on the copy and pastes!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push or pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at, had a conversaton with, or repeatedly ran into and apologized to an inanimate object, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 9 dad was in the army

4) Favorite candy bar? mars

5) Favorite shoes? don't have a preference

6) Have you ever tripped someone? several times

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? hell no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? not that im aware of...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. music

12) Favorite genre of music? rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? cancer (thats right im a killer)

14) What time were you born? unknown

15) Do you like beer? no im a whiskey drinker

16) Ever made a prank phone call? no

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? i dont own any

18) Are you sarcastic? to a fault

19) What are your favorite colors? black and red

20) How many watches do you own? 2

21) Summer or winter? winter i love the cold

23) Favorite color to wear? black or white

24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? black

26) Where is your second home? a small patch of forest near my home (i love the freedome of the place)

27) Have you ever slapped someone? no

28) Have you ever had a cavity? no

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1

30) How many video games do you own? to many to count

31) What was your first pet? a dog that loved to bite my ankles (i have the scars to prove it)

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter?not really no

34) Do you use chapstick? no

35) Name 3 teachers from your school: mr ford, mrs eagleson, mr lovette

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? neither

37) Are you too forgiving? if anything im to unforgiving

38) How many children do you want? at least 1

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? dont have one

41) Do you own a gun? 5 actually

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes and still am

43) When was the last time you cried? i dont remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? walked in the forest

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? neither

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? never have never will

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yes

48) Nicknames? turtle, storm, hailsy, dickhead and many more on those lines

56) Are you happy with your life right now? relativly

57) Do you dye your hair? no

58) Does anyone like you? depends on the meaning

59) What year were you born? thats for me to know

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? learning to walk

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? either way

63) Do you like yourself? yeah i guess

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? father

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? dont have one personality more important

66) Are you afraid of the dark? no

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? yes (was very drunk)

70) Ever broke a bone? several

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? not that i know of

75) Rugrats or Doug? rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? he was a good laugh

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes

80) Do you own a car? yes

81) Can you cook? yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

people that think their superior,

stupid jokes,

people that think they know me because they know my nickname

83) Do you text message often? yes

84) Money or love? love i've got enough money

85) Do you have any scars? far to many

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to be in Africa

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? hell yes

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?neither

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? sadly yes

92) Do you own a box of crayons? no

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? no one its never been said

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? andrew

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? i dont know

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Bianca

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Bianca

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? no one

100) Who was the last person that called you? my boss

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits - someone that your with - nickleback (ahh one of my faves)

Waking Up - never say goodbye - bon jovi (well no shit i just woke up)

First Day of School - small price - the angels (well it was a cheap school...)

Falling in Love - better days - pete murry (?)

Fight Song - ride on - acdc (again ?)

Breaking Up - just drive - adam brand (thats right im leaving)

Prom - best of my love - eagles (not to bad)

Life is Just...OKay - someday i'll be saturday night - bon jovi (not bad)

Mental Breakdown - if you want blood - acdc (yes i do)

Driving - stiff upper lip - acdc (To funny)

Flashback - last chance - jet (weird)

Getting Back Together - lips of an angel - hinder (perfect)

Birth of Child - rebel yell - billy idol (if that happend i'd be freaked)

Wedding - standing out side the fire - garth brooks (and about to jump in)

Final Battle - sad but true - metalica (oh the tragady)

Death Scene - save the day - the living end (a bit late for that)

Funeral Song - fly away - the living end (no i refuse to fly away i'd rather haunt people)

End Credits - cancer - my chemical romance (umm okay)