Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
I AM ALIVE!! Sorry I haven't been writing but I will start again with a whole new vigor! I have millions of ideas in my noodle!!1!
I live in Seattle and I love it here except for the constant lack of sun. I go to California to fix that problem. If you have any questions about the Pac Northwest -cough- twilighters -cough-, fell free to ask so you don't make a fool of yourself. Just scroll down to my Seattle Fact list or PM me! We have ferries and other fancy things that I have seen mistaken in a story.
I'm not sure if anyone will get this but, The Dancing Vampire is a play of the title The Dancing Cavalier like in Singin' In the Rain. Did anybody get that or know what that means, or is that joke just for me and me mum?
~Jingles for the Storm
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
-- Litany against Fear from the Bene Gesserit rite
My favorite books: Pride & Prejudice, Dune, Harry Potter Saga, Lord of the Rings Saga, Green Angel, Twilight Saga, The Divine Comedies, and the Sea Wolf.
My favorite movies and shows: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas (and yes I know that it is nothing remotely close to the truth, I'm not that big of an idiot), Pride & Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lion King, Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Singin in the Rain, Family Guy, Angel, Pirates of the Caribbean, for that matter almost all Disney
I have a seriously vast amount of favorites. I should narrow the list down, but I can't hack any more off or I would be a liar. (=
My favorite bands: Beatles, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Paramore, Incubus, Pearl Jam, Nirvana(I'm from Seattle =), Alice in Chains, No Great Shakes, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Eagle Eye Cherry, Rise Against, John Mellencamp, Black Sabbath, The Offspring, Julie Andrews(WHAT?), Rob Pattinson, John Barrowman
Fantastic Eddie Izzard lines: (Much chuckling ensues)Scratch that, Much Hilarity ensues...
+"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
+"I shall whisk you, whisk you into my hod-d-d-d."
+"JEEZY CREEZY!(said like James Mason)"
+"I like my coffee like I like my women, COVERED IN BEES!"
+"I'm a professional transvestite, which means that I can run around in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life."
+"Whats that star?" "Its the Death Star!" "What does it do?" "It does DEATH!"
-"But they've brought a flag!? Oh, that's dash cunning of them."
+"CAKE OR DEATH!?"
+"I have invented a maneuver."
+"You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!'"
-"Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit."
+"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that."
+"Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing."
+"Cause you think we all live in castles. And we do all live in castles. We got a castle each. We’re up to here with fkin’ castles. We just long for a bungalow or something."
-"A fist! A hand! Hucha hucha hucha...A Lobster!"
Seattle Fact List (Why do you need to know this? I don't know. I though you might find it helpful.)
-There is no University of Seattle that I am aware of. There is a Seattle U and it's a Roman Catholic Jesuit school. I won't go into specifics because I don't want to insult...well my people actually. lol
-To get to Forks by ferry one has to do this: Catch the Bremerton or Bainbridge Ferry then catch the highway and drive north. You take the 304 from Bainbridge up to meet 3 which turns into 104. Hang a left onto 19 then go until you hit the 20. Then go north until you meet up with the 101 and follow that through to Forks. For Bremerton you just get off the ferry onto the 3 and then follow all the rest.
-The UW is on a hill for the most part. Be kind to your characters and keep them from walking East down the hill. Seriously it is stupid large and makes me feel a little bad for all the college kids who walk up it.
-The Medical buildings for the UW are far away from the rest of the buildings. Not that I'm that paranoid about that, but you might be. lol
-We know when your talking about a Starbucks. But most of the college students go for the smaller cafe's because they tend to be a bit cheaper. They are less easy to find though.
-Seattlites are super eclectic so make us colorful please!
-The UW isn't actually downtown. I haven't seen this anywhere so I don't know why I'm saying it, but there you go.
-Lake Washington does not, DOES NOT connect to Lake Union. There is some movie or other that says that and we all hate it.
-Lake Union DOES NOT connect to the Puget Sound.
-We have giant octopuses (=
-We hate Tacoma. LOL I don't know why, we just do. Ever since our two cities have been founded we just hated each other.
-There are tons of things for couples to do instead of seeing movies. You seriously have to go to our tourist page and see whats up. We don't do the Space Needle, but Underground Seattle is amazing and we love doing it.
-It does not freaking rain all the time. It's overcast a lot, but that's pretty much it. That was just for stereotype sake.
-We still love rock and grunge. We will never let that go.
-Not all of us work for Microsoft. Most of us work for Boeing, including my father, but not many people work for Bill.
-We also kinda hate Bellevue. It is all because we don't understand you guys. I get it now, but other people don't. Where are the fun festivals and people life? And there are a few trees or people walking around on the streets. Its super strange. Like the trees dominate the rural areas where no out of towners go. So sad.
-Vacations are spent in California or the East side of the mountains.
-I hate the East side of the mountains. lol I had to say it.
-The Olympic Mountain range is to the West, the Cascades are to the east. We love our mountains and tend to get touchy over them. I have no idea why.
-Mount Rainier is our pride and joy. I have no idea why.
-No, not all of us have iPhones, but my God a lot of us do, including my father and I.
-The ghetto is right next to the million dollar houses. Weird, but that's how we are. Class levels don't mean much to us.
-We don't use umbrellas.
-OUR AIR DOES ACTUALLY HAVE A GREEN TINT!! At least when it is cloudy. When it's clear our air is like glass its so nice.
-My mother is the only one in the city who doesn't drink coffee. Starbucks is the best and Tully's and Seattles Best can go die in smelly Tacoma. lol Don't even bring up that crap they sell at fast food joints.
-We really do all like each other. It's not often that I find someone that I want to drag under a bus.
-When they told us we could be bombed after 9/11 we didn't get scared. True some people were frightened, but it didn't stop our lives. We are a small hole on the west coast, not much comes out of us, but it's home.
-It is hilly as hell! I should have mentioned this up there but I forgot. No seriously hilly freaking everywhere. It's like one big roller coaster.
-WE LOVE TREES! Every time a tree has to get cut down we freak. We are the Evergreen State for a reason.
-We are a bunch of hippies, many of which are stoners but that's their deal not mine. We did the green thing and owned it and that was good. Still is good, we just don't notice that we are doing it.
-The Space Needle is not the highest building in Seattle. Some people think it is, but it really isn't.
-For the most part we like to see our city in disaster movies because we get overlooked.
-This is tricky so listen well...WE KNOW WHEN MOVIES ARE 'IN SEATTLE' AND WHEN THEY ARE IN SEATTLE. SO FAR ALL 'SEATTLE' MOVIES ARE SHOT IN VANCOUVER. GREYS ANATOMY IS NOT FILMED HERE, EVER. BUT WE DO LIKE NOT HAVING PEOPLE BUSTLING AROUND OUR LAID BACK CITY, BUT THE MONEY WOULD BE NICE.
-We don't always notice when an earthquake happens. They happen a lot and we just shrug and keep going.
-When Rainier blows, we are all going to die. We're okay with that. It's a pretty mountian and we still love it.
-Only out of towners want views of the city. Freakin morons. True Seattleites fight to the death for a view of the mountains or sound or lakes when buying a home.
-The pricks have moved into our beach property, I want to throw them under a bus.
-Alki is the beach. People are always on it even when the weather is like hell. You get the prettiest views of the city and the mountains from it. God I love being down their.
-Seriously we have hundreds of parks tucked in around the place. You can drive right onto one and not know until you hit the exit sign.
-We have like no cemeteries. I just noticed this. I have no idea why, but there really aren't many. I guess we just don't die. But where there are ones, they look very cool and historic and peaceful.
-Cruise ships come here and I have no idea why.
-We have garbage cans all over the place. We hate littering and you often find people picking up garbage as their walking down the street. They just bend down as they listen to their iPods, pick it up and throw it away and move on with their day.
-We all have iPods.
-Seattle is where you come when you want a vacation of nothing but chilling.
-We have a Smart Car dealership!
-We all recycle. I was surprised to find out that not all of you do it, fir shame.
-Puget Sound is referred to as 'the Sound'.
-Dicks makes the best burgers and Kid Valley makes the best malts. Spuds is the f#cking shit. That's where you get your fish n chips, not bloody Ivars.Note Ivars was started here too. Now I feel like an ass, But Spuds is way better!
My Stories Music: As of Right now, I can't find a decent website that will allow me to make a playlist and post or one that has all the songs, so I will just give you the titles and advise you to go to to listen to them. Type it into the search box and when the right song comes up click on it and you can add it to the queue. Sorry for the inconvenience, trust me I'm more angry than you are.
Edward's Longest Night:
Dune Messiah by Brian Tyler
Preacher at Arakeen by Brian Tyler
Leto and Ghanima by Brian Tyler
Reunited by Brian Tyler
Farewell by Brian Tyler
Angels by Within Temptation (note this is just for the sound of it, the actual words have nothing to do with the story. Though it might in a twisted kind of way)
Swing Life Away by Rise Against
The Dancing Vampire:
Let's Go by Trick Daddy Feat. a bunch of other rappers
1st Piano Concerto by Bach
Jumpin at the Woodside by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Por Una Cabeza by Carlos Gardel
Love Laughter and a Pair of Ears:
Just listen to happy music with a touch of sunshine. (:
Love Laughter and a Pair of Ears Outfits:
NEW-The all time classic, Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice crossed with our favourite Twilight characters. Still in the prestages in my head.
THE NEXT EPOV-I know a lot of you, probably all of you are itching to know what comes next in my EPOV madness. I am not ready to do Edward hearing Jacob and Bella's conversation. Why? Because that is going to be seriously hard as hell and I don't want to disappoint, so I will start with something little and work up to that. Kay?