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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I AM ALIVE!! Sorry I haven't been writing but I will start again with a whole new vigor! I have millions of ideas in my noodle!!1!

I live in Seattle and I love it here except for the constant lack of sun. I go to California to fix that problem. If you have any questions about the Pac Northwest -cough- twilighters -cough-, fell free to ask so you don't make a fool of yourself. Just scroll down to my Seattle Fact list or PM me! We have ferries and other fancy things that I have seen mistaken in a story.

I'm not sure if anyone will get this but, The Dancing Vampire is a play of the title The Dancing Cavalier like in Singin' In the Rain. Did anybody get that or know what that means, or is that joke just for me and me mum?

~Jingles for the Storm


I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

-- Litany against Fear from the Bene Gesserit rite

My favorite books: Pride & Prejudice, Dune, Harry Potter Saga, Lord of the Rings Saga, Green Angel, Twilight Saga, The Divine Comedies, and the Sea Wolf.

My favorite movies and shows: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas (and yes I know that it is nothing remotely close to the truth, I'm not that big of an idiot), Pride & Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Lion King, Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Singin in the Rain, Family Guy, Angel, Pirates of the Caribbean, for that matter almost all Disney
I have a seriously vast amount of favorites. I should narrow the list down, but I can't hack any more off or I would be a liar. (=

My favorite bands: Beatles, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Paramore, Incubus, Pearl Jam, Nirvana(I'm from Seattle =), Alice in Chains, No Great Shakes, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Eagle Eye Cherry, Rise Against, John Mellencamp, Black Sabbath, The Offspring, Julie Andrews(WHAT?), Rob Pattinson, John Barrowman


Fantastic Eddie Izzard lines: (Much chuckling ensues)Scratch that, Much Hilarity ensues...
+"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
+"I shall whisk you, whisk you into my hod-d-d-d."
+"JEEZY CREEZY!(said like James Mason)"
-"CTRL+P+PRINT!!"
+"I like my coffee like I like my women, COVERED IN BEES!"
+"I'm a professional transvestite, which means that I can run around in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life."
+"Whats that star?" "Its the Death Star!" "What does it do?" "It does DEATH!"
-"But they've brought a flag!? Oh, that's dash cunning of them."
+"CAKE OR DEATH!?"
+"I have invented a maneuver."
+"You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!'"
-"Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit."
+"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that."
+"Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing."
+"Cause you think we all live in castles. And we do all live in castles. We got a castle each. We’re up to here with fkin’ castles. We just long for a bungalow or something."
-"A fist! A hand! Hucha hucha hucha...A Lobster!"

Seattle Fact List (Why do you need to know this? I don't know. I though you might find it helpful.)
-There is no University of Seattle that I am aware of. There is a Seattle U and it's a Roman Catholic Jesuit school. I won't go into specifics because I don't want to insult...well my people actually. lol
-To get to Forks by ferry one has to do this: Catch the Bremerton or Bainbridge Ferry then catch the highway and drive north. You take the 304 from Bainbridge up to meet 3 which turns into 104. Hang a left onto 19 then go until you hit the 20. Then go north until you meet up with the 101 and follow that through to Forks. For Bremerton you just get off the ferry onto the 3 and then follow all the rest.
-The UW is on a hill for the most part. Be kind to your characters and keep them from walking East down the hill. Seriously it is stupid large and makes me feel a little bad for all the college kids who walk up it.
-The Medical buildings for the UW are far away from the rest of the buildings. Not that I'm that paranoid about that, but you might be. lol
-We know when your talking about a Starbucks. But most of the college students go for the smaller cafe's because they tend to be a bit cheaper. They are less easy to find though.
-Seattlites are super eclectic so make us colorful please!
-The UW isn't actually downtown. I haven't seen this anywhere so I don't know why I'm saying it, but there you go.
-Lake Washington does not, DOES NOT connect to Lake Union. There is some movie or other that says that and we all hate it.
-Lake Union DOES NOT connect to the Puget Sound.
-We have giant octopuses (=
-We hate Tacoma. LOL I don't know why, we just do. Ever since our two cities have been founded we just hated each other.
-There are tons of things for couples to do instead of seeing movies. You seriously have to go to our tourist page and see whats up. We don't do the Space Needle, but Underground Seattle is amazing and we love doing it.
-It does not freaking rain all the time. It's overcast a lot, but that's pretty much it. That was just for stereotype sake.
-We still love rock and grunge. We will never let that go.
-Not all of us work for Microsoft. Most of us work for Boeing, including my father, but not many people work for Bill.
-We also kinda hate Bellevue. It is all because we don't understand you guys. I get it now, but other people don't. Where are the fun festivals and people life? And there are a few trees or people walking around on the streets. Its super strange. Like the trees dominate the rural areas where no out of towners go. So sad.
-Vacations are spent in California or the East side of the mountains.
-I hate the East side of the mountains. lol I had to say it.
-The Olympic Mountain range is to the West, the Cascades are to the east. We love our mountains and tend to get touchy over them. I have no idea why.
-Mount Rainier is our pride and joy. I have no idea why.
-No, not all of us have iPhones, but my God a lot of us do, including my father and I.
-The ghetto is right next to the million dollar houses. Weird, but that's how we are. Class levels don't mean much to us.
-We don't use umbrellas.
-OUR AIR DOES ACTUALLY HAVE A GREEN TINT!! At least when it is cloudy. When it's clear our air is like glass its so nice.
-My mother is the only one in the city who doesn't drink coffee. Starbucks is the best and Tully's and Seattles Best can go die in smelly Tacoma. lol Don't even bring up that crap they sell at fast food joints.
-We really do all like each other. It's not often that I find someone that I want to drag under a bus.
-When they told us we could be bombed after 9/11 we didn't get scared. True some people were frightened, but it didn't stop our lives. We are a small hole on the west coast, not much comes out of us, but it's home.
-It is hilly as hell!
I should have mentioned this up there but I forgot. No seriously hilly freaking everywhere. It's like one big roller coaster.
-WE LOVE TREES!
Every time a tree has to get cut down we freak. We are the Evergreen State for a reason.
-We are a bunch of hippies, many of which are stoners but that's their deal not mine. We did the green thing and owned it and that was good. Still is good, we just don't notice that we are doing it.
-The Space Needle is not the highest building in Seattle. Some people think it is, but it really isn't.
-For the most part we like to see our city in disaster movies because we get overlooked.
-This is tricky so listen well...WE KNOW WHEN MOVIES ARE 'IN SEATTLE' AND WHEN THEY ARE IN SEATTLE. SO FAR ALL 'SEATTLE' MOVIES ARE SHOT IN VANCOUVER. GREYS ANATOMY IS NOT FILMED HERE, EVER. BUT WE DO LIKE NOT HAVING PEOPLE BUSTLING AROUND OUR LAID BACK CITY, BUT THE MONEY WOULD BE NICE.
-We don't always notice when an earthquake happens. They happen a lot and we just shrug and keep going.
-When Rainier blows, we are all going to die. We're okay with that. It's a pretty mountian and we still love it.
-Only out of towners want views of the city. Freakin morons. True Seattleites fight to the death for a view of the mountains or sound or lakes when buying a home.
-The pricks have moved into our beach property, I want to throw them under a bus.
-Alki is the beach. People are always on it even when the weather is like hell. You get the prettiest views of the city and the mountains from it. God I love being down their.
-Seriously we have hundreds of parks tucked in around the place. You can drive right onto one and not know until you hit the exit sign.
-We have like no cemeteries. I just noticed this. I have no idea why, but there really aren't many. I guess we just don't die. But where there are ones, they look very cool and historic and peaceful.
-Cruise ships come here and I have no idea why.
-We have garbage cans all over the place. We hate littering and you often find people picking up garbage as their walking down the street. They just bend down as they listen to their iPods, pick it up and throw it away and move on with their day.
-We all have iPods.
-Seattle is where you come when you want a vacation of nothing but chilling.
-We have a Smart Car dealership!
-We all recycle. I was surprised to find out that not all of you do it, fir shame.
-Puget Sound is referred to as 'the Sound'.
-UW=U-Dub
-Dicks makes the best burgers and Kid Valley makes the best malts. Spuds is the f#cking shit. That's where you get your fish n chips, not bloody Ivars.Note Ivars was started here too. Now I feel like an ass, But Spuds is way better!


My Stories Music: As of Right now, I can't find a decent website that will allow me to make a playlist and post or one that has all the songs, so I will just give you the titles and advise you to go to to listen to them. Type it into the search box and when the right song comes up click on it and you can add it to the queue. Sorry for the inconvenience, trust me I'm more angry than you are.

Edward's Longest Night:
Dune Messiah by Brian Tyler
Preacher at Arakeen by Brian Tyler
Leto and Ghanima by Brian Tyler
Reunited by Brian Tyler
Farewell by Brian Tyler
Angels by Within Temptation (note this is just for the sound of it, the actual words have nothing to do with the story. Though it might in a twisted kind of way)
Swing Life Away by Rise Against

The Dancing Vampire:
Let's Go by Trick Daddy Feat. a bunch of other rappers
1st Piano Concerto by Bach
Jumpin at the Woodside by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Por Una Cabeza by Carlos Gardel

Love Laughter and a Pair of Ears:
Just listen to happy music with a touch of sunshine. (:


Love Laughter and a Pair of Ears Outfits:
Chapter 1:


Story News:

NEW-The all time classic, Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice crossed with our favourite Twilight characters. Still in the prestages in my head.

THE NEXT EPOV-I know a lot of you, probably all of you are itching to know what comes next in my EPOV madness. I am not ready to do Edward hearing Jacob and Bella's conversation. Why? Because that is going to be seriously hard as hell and I don't want to disappoint, so I will start with something little and work up to that. Kay?

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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9427 - Favs: 9,554 - Follows: 11,498 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3660 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tryst by GreenPuma reviews
My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Family's Story by SqueakyDragon reviews
Tales about the lives of Aragorn and Arwen and their children. Full of fluff, drama, romance, and the growing of the Gondor family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,524 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eldarion, Elboron
Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5134 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Evermore by deJean Smith reviews
Mini sequel to Evermore Experience. Bella comes up with a unique anniversary gift for Edward with the help of some special friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prey for the Wicked by Aleeab4u reviews
A vampire finds the true meaning of temptation, an innocent beauty with a siren's blood. Need and curiosity ignite endless possibility, but is she prey for the wicked or the answer to a prayer for salvation? When obsession has no reason and love knows no bounds, where do you draw the line? AU E/B Darkward Mature themes. Non-canon vampires. No sparkling, vegetarianism or venom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,292 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hands On History by deJean Smith reviews
What happens when you mix a history/archival management/creative writing major with a little magic and a special secret project? A Hands-On approach to history! AU-No vampires this time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,873 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4903 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4700 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karma's A Witch by JacklynnFrost reviews
"Witchling." My vampire hissed, his black eyes narrowed in hate and hunger. "What have you done to me?" I decided the truth in this instance is best in order to survive. "I might have accidentally... bound our souls, oops." / Bella, a witch, and Edward, a vampire, find themselves bound forever through magic. Warning: minor character death, some dark themes, mages, mates, and more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 266,305 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Las Nineras by DudeYouJustTotallyStoleMyCar reviews
The Doctor and Rose discover something in the TARDIS but will it change their relationship? Crappie summary please R&R! Much love! Xxx
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/31/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 4,984 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Looking for You by TinaMarie6624 reviews
Modern P&P Bill Darcy is a contractor who meets Elizabeth Bennet, a woman who looks just like his late wife. He has a 5 year old daughter who is his life but he has been dreaming of Elizabeth all of his life. Can they make this work.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Hit By Destiny outtakes by ocdmess reviews
Outtakes from the story "Hit By Destiny".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bun In The Oven by MissWinkles reviews
When a one-night stand that should have stayed that way has unexpected consequences, Edward and Bella have to find a way to make it work, for better or worse. AH/OCC. Rated M for so many reasons. **NOT COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20306 - Favs: 12,351 - Follows: 7,068 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Handcuff Bracelet by Lykosdracos reviews
Having escaped to Forks, will Bella find solace in dark Edward Cullen? How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he longs to claim? Rated MA for lemons, language, drug and alcohol content. Tattoos with meaning, leather worn well- enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 475,248 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
From This Day Forward by Hopesparkles reviews
Betrayed just days before her wedding, Bella's personal and professional life hang in the balance. When one of her closest friends offers to be the stand-in groom, Bella will find that sometimes the best things in life really aren't what you planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,566 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Liberties by Babette12 reviews
Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4695 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
House of Hope by rbsschess reviews
Bella is a 27 year old widow whose late husband has given her a task to help her live and hopefully find love again. Edward is a 40 year old CEO who has learned the hard way that women are gold diggers. Can he look past his misconceptions to find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 179,773 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Foreign Papers by javamomma0921 reviews
AU - Bella Swan is an expert in antique documents. When the paper trail she is following leads overseas and she finds herself enamored with an enigmatic man named Edward Masen, will her training be enough to help her solve the mystery surrounding him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,817 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6097 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,199 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Orientation by IsaKassees reviews
Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3654 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Hall by Kat097 reviews
To escape the ruins of her failed marriage, American writer Bella Swan takes up lodging in the grounds of a remote English Country House where, unable to escape from the man who haunts her dreams, she must unravel a century old mystery...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sub Search by TeamAllTwilight reviews
Bella is Domme who is in search of the right sub. Go through the interview with her, and see how her test weekend with her potential new submissive works out. Is he the right one? Will they find more than the lifestyle in each other? AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,905 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
All That Jazz by javamomma0921 reviews
AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,134 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8904 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing Faith by Twilifed113 reviews
Bella's marriage is crumbling, but when her life is put in danger Edward must reveal the truth. He works for the FBI. Now he must lug a furious and untrusting Bella across the country in a hilarious and utterly unromantic road-trip, all to keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9744 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It All Started with a Chat Room by galileogalilei reviews
Bella is the geeky kid who gets picked on by Edward Cullen, the player. They meet in a chat room and try to meet each other. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921 reviews
Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever? FINALIST for Best Canon in the Faithful Shipper Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duty and Desire by hellabellakellas reviews
Edward Cullen's life is a clarly laid path. But what happens when he meets Ms. Isabella Swan? Will he stick to the path of duty or veer off the beaten trail and towards a desire he's only ever read about?
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
The Marksman by Melolabel reviews
Can love blossom in the blistering heat of Devil's Fork, AZ? When Ed Cullen, a gunslinger on the run, meets up with unusual beauty, Izzy Swan, the two join forces to take down the evil Valentine brothers. The Wild West has never been hotter! AU/AH, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4995 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Marksman : Goin' to the Chapel by Melolabel reviews
This is the outtake of the Wedding and the Honeymoon night from my collaboration with BellaMadonna. Sexy WestWard & Not-so-Crazy Izzy finally get hitched! MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE! AH/AU Pure romantic fluff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I pretend to care, he pretends he loves me by Carrie Swinton reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average 18 year old, she's also Peyton Steele, the popstar. After trouble in Hollywood means school in Forks, she falls for Edward Cullen. Except, Edward is in love with Peyton but hates Bella. How can this go wrong? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,561 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Light by Ready Freddy reviews
Mr. Bennet passes away shortly after Darcy's first proposal, so Elizabeth must marry him or allow her family to sink into poverty. She follows her head but her heart isn't far behind.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,837 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by chihuahuamama reviews
Edward decides to leave Chicago and start over in LA. At the airport he sees a beautiful mother asleep with a little girl in the stroller. The little girl climbs onto Edward's lap. After they chat some they doze off too. When he wakes up they're gone. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 201,237 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 11,511 - Follows: 5,908 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and The Beast by Lavellan-ofthe-FreeMarches reviews
“The Most Beautiful Love Story Ever Told..." - Not this time. Can Edward control his ferocious thirst, bloodlust and anger, to see what is right in front of him? Before it's too late? Loosely based on Disney's 'Beauty and The Beast'. Rated M - AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 9,127 - Follows: 5,314 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Outtakes by profmom72 reviews
Additional glimpses into the lives of Edward, Bella and the Cullens. Companion piece to Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Support Stacie Auction fic in 2 parts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
IF BELLA YES by mothlights reviews
It's 1977, and aspiring programmer Edward Cullen walks into Vinyl Frontier to find that the woman in the record shop is his seventh grade crush – the impulsive and incomparable Bella Swan. AH Fluff Geekward - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred by courthale reviews
Bella Swan and her bother Emmett have to move back to Forks with their dad after a fire killed their mother and step-father. Bella was left with emotional and physical scars and is trying to be brave for her brother. What happens when they meet 4 friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The One by Twinx.22 reviews
I thought I'd found my one, but it was all a game to him, and I lost." Bella, Alice and Rose are accepted to go on the show The One where the cullen boys- Edward, Emmett and Jasper are looking for their perfect match. AH. Taking over for ilovejasper20
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
My Secret Admirer by Jennmc75 reviews
My entry for the "For My Valentine" contest. Bella is the invisible girl at Forks High. What happens when she learns that she has a secret admirer? Fluffy one-shot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Foreign Exchange Hottie by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Alice takes it upon herself to sign edward up for the foreign exchange programme to help him become more sociable. He ends up with Bella Swan, the foreign exchange hottie. Will he open up to her and enjoy her company? All human, OOC, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,774 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bad Girlfriend by Radd Rach reviews
Bella Swan is a bad girlfriend, as in naughty, to Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is a geeky guy that just so happens to have a naughty girl as his girlfriend; Bella Swan. Lemony. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Girl by katie-masen reviews
new town,new school,new look,new experiences..Bella & her mom move to Forks where Bella is having a hard time fittin in,until a scene in the forest lends to a whole new Bella whos new look grants her new attention..LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS RxEm BxJ BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella
Six and a Half Years Later by AmberlynotKimberly reviews
This story is about Jacob and Renesmee. It's set after Nessie has given her parents a full eighteen years to raise her. The story follows, her life,one dream changes her life. there might be twistes and turns, but theres certainly a lot of Ness & Jake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,906 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Say Please by shescardinal reviews
Entry for Tattward and Inkella Contest. Bella makes the decision to change her life, and meets an inked, quiet Edward that frustrates and makes her ache for more. Will she follow the phrase on her body and live her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pirates and Princesses by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Bella is in kindergarten and is sitting all by herself. Edward comes to see if she wants to play with him. My first shot at younger versions of them, so it might not be amazing. Re-posted it. I had to fix something. Lost all my stats though :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happenstance by charmizane reviews
Bella is a bookstore clerk who fantasizes about Edward, the lead singer of a local band. An entry for the Tattward and Inkella One-Shot Contest. Rated M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and Edward are first rate players. Bella follows her usual dating plans to catch Edward's attention, but he doesn't buy it. Read as these two players go head to head to rad eachother out! AH.OOC.LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
Gaze into the Window by StoryGirl02 reviews
I missed you," he whispered, taking a seat, her body on his lap. She laughed in the skin of his neck, hands grasping the material of his uniform. "I mean it."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Wonderful Destiny by bambii09 reviews
This is at least 5 or so years after Renesmee was born... she supposily looks about 17 years old... she goes to the same school as the rest of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
As young ladies know, as it was instilled into their minds at a rather young age, the quickest way to get into a man’s heart is through his stomach. Then what, praytell, is the quickest way into a women’s? A story of which a man learns his wife.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Evil Against Me by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
In one hour, Padme Skywalker was violated in her own home. One hour was all it took to turn her into a scarred, aching shadow, while Anakin grew bitter and resentful. A story about wounds and how they are healed. Rated for one graphic scene.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Elysabeth Skywalker by ElysabethSkywalker reviews
The story of Elysabeth Skywalker and the the Jedi. mostly ObiWan, Anakin, Yoda etc... Follows the stories of the prequels more or less. Slightly AU because of Elizabeth. We are up and running! Thanks to IncomCorporation! FORMERLY THE OTHER SKYWALKER!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Of Holidays and Heartbeats by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
Some sweet and sexy Ron/Hermione moments that take place during various holidays. Told mostly from Hermione's POV. Very sexy in parts! Rated M for a reason. R/Hr with some light G/H and H/Hr friendship. Reviews are always appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cause I've Seen, Twilight by Minorfall reviews
Edward moves to Forks to live with his dad Charlie which he is dreading, but then he encounters a mysterious girl who could quite possibly change his life forever. Twilight switched, Bella is a vampire and Edward is human. BxE of course. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Do I lie? by 0Warrior0Maiden0 reviews
What if Alice broke her promise to Edward when they left? What if she looked for Bella? Another take on Edward leaving Bella. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS THE BOOK!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling For You by Twinx.22 reviews
Bella is off to college and when she gets there she falls. When she opens her eyes she is staring into two eletric green eyes. She knows then that this guy is who she wants. A romantic story of how Bella and Edward fall for each other. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Never Think by TwilightTeen212 reviews
One-shot song-fic based on "Never Think" by Rob Pattinson. He's the bad boy. She's the good girl. He likes her. She likes him. He won't date her. She won't give up. He thinks he knows her. She's hiding the truth. Will it ever work? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Lights Go Out by Mathematica reviews
You shatter the statutes by shutting her up, snaking your tongue in between her parted lips, and gods, that was a stupid thing to do. Han/Leia. For LASOS.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Air and Angels by 0Warrior0Maiden0 reviews
A brief study of Anakin's reflections on his relationships. Set just before his fall. Very short. One-Shot
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Love At First Sight by ToryTigress92 reviews
A Carlisle/Esme fanfic. Story of their first meeting, when Esme is dying and Carlisle decides to change her. May turn into a longer story, actually it probably will. Rated M for later chapters, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward - Complete
Who Would You Pick? by LivingInADreamWorldxx reviews
Esme is bored at home when Carlisle is at work. What will happen when she crosses the path of the young receptionist who had a thing for Carlisle?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Two Blushing Pilgrims by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
For Isabel0329 "For My Valentine" Contest. Bella is quoting Juliet in a meadow one day, when a gorgeous stranger with bronze hair starts to quote the lines of Romeo. BellaxEdward, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweetheart of the Rodeo by HRHLadyEsme reviews
Bella and her friends love the rodeo, and cowboys, but know they can't get too involved. A traveling cowboy's "mistress" always calls him away. Now the man who taught her this lesson is back, and determined to make it up to her. "For My Valentine" entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Advantages of Public Transport by fangbang reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry - Bella Swan takes the bus to school for one reason and one reason alone
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What an Ice Surprise by Delilah Lovett reviews
Entry for the "For My Valentine Contest." Edward decides to take Bella to Yosemite for their winter break. What possible shenanigans could they get into and what's with all these snowmen? And why does Bella keep having weird dreams? AU/AH Disc.: Don't own
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
72 Valentines by Justine Lark reviews
It's a quiet evening at home with the Cullens for Renesmee's first Valentine's Day. Edward listens to the thoughts of his family, and everyone's mind is full of love. Extremely sweet and fluffy! For My Valentine Contest entry. Sparkle Award Best Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Spring Awakening by dusk0summer reviews
Bella is starting her spring break and is going to spend it at her best friend Alice's summer house. However, what will happen when Alice's brother Edward, Bella's long time secret crush, comes with them. OOC M: Oneshot that will be lemony ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Letters by 0Warrior0Maiden0 reviews
The Letters Padmé wrote to Anakin during the Clone Wars. Sorry you only get a monologue, but I doubt Anakin had much time to write back.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
Because of You by silverpixiedust reviews
Be My Valentine contest entry. Edward's dilemma of finding Bella the perfect gift. Bella wonders what surprise Edward has cooked up for her now. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Just South of Knowing by Abasketcase reviews
For My Valentine" Contest Entry. Edward, lead singer and guitarist of The Two Songs, meets Bella, a crazy, eccentric, and mysterious girl. They end up spending the day together doing anything and everything. Sparks fly. Rated M for safety. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Valentine by swiingingstar123 reviews
For my Valentine" Contest Entry. Valentine's day. Renesmee is very excited to be spending her valentine's day with Jacob. Just the two of them. Jacob has planned something very special for her. His valentine. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Promise by Roseatron reviews
Edward keeps true to his promise to Bella. Post Breaking Dawn. ExB. Little fluff and then some smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Test by HiddenInTheTardis reviews
Rose reverts to childish tactics to determine the Doctor's feelings for her. How will he react to The Test? Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
The First Time by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
The title says it all - it's Ron and Hermione's "first time." Rated M for a reason but very romantic. Oneshot. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
True Love's Gifts by nattieb reviews
It is the Doctor's first Christmas in Pete's World and he is determined to make it one that Rose will remember.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Protocols by Sake-kunXx reviews
When the Doctor is deleting the old Protocols with Rose's name in them, he gets and unexpected surprise. Post doomsday, with spoilers for Journey's End and the Idiot's Lantern. Please Read and Review, I'd like to hear if this works. Unbeta'ed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Neverending Love by MelusinaMoon
Well, it's one of those again. A little angsty number. Rubbish summary, but please read and review :
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
All's Fair in Love and War by tic tac toe 03 reviews
Modern P&P. Lizzie and Will have broken up and it's up too Charlie, Jane, Georgiana and Charlotte too get them back together, hopefully with a plan that doesn't involve a rubber dinghy down the River Thames.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Thank Merlin For Magical Termints by InsanelyGrounded reviews
Just some harry and ginny smut... hope you like it! and please review. Donka!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Won't Last a Day Without You by 0Warrior0Maiden0 reviews
Anakin is gone, how will Padmé last a day without him? Focusing on Padmé's feelings after Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ten Days Quarantine by HiddenInTheTardis reviews
The Doctor and Rose catch an alien virus and are confined to the TARDIS for ten days. Will they go mad with boredom, or will they find something interesting to do to pass the time? Ten/Rose. My first fan fiction, so please be nice. Rated T just in case
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep My Love by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest! After thirty years, Bella and Edward re-visit their meadow. Kind of a poem fic but not because its my own poem soo... Lemon but not about the lemon. ExB Reviews are love ppl!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frustration by vegemite reviews
Leia and Han have an incident on the Falcon, which quickly turns in to an argument which quickly turns in to, well, something else ;
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Just Another Night by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Like every night since they met, he holds her in his arms and watches as she sleeps. A one-shot from Edward's point of view that takes place just before the first chapter of "Breaking Dawn".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Weeks and Temptation by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
With two weeks until the wedding, Alice throws Bella a shower. Will Angela's gift to Bella prove too tempting for Edward? Rated M for safety. Written before B.D. so slightly A/U. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the world, I'm just playing with it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast with a Twilight Twist by BlondhairPinkgumSoNotMyForte reviews
Long long ago, a young prince, because of his selfishness, was turned into a terrible beast. He has 100 years to find someone he could love and who will love him in return. Will he succeed? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Duality by vegemite reviews
She didn’t need Indiana Jones. She’d spent the last ten years proving it to herself and she wasn’t going to let all her progress be swept away by nimble fingers and hot, hot lips… A missing scene from Raiders between Indy and Marion on the ship.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Silver Lining? by MandyQ reviews
Every cloud has a silver lining-even Cloud City. Either this was the best day of Han Solo's life or the stupidest decision he ever made. But what else do you do alone in a room with a princess? Han Leia. OneShot. SmutFebruary-rated M for a reason. Pls R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
I'll Show you by MelusinaMoon reviews
Martha and Donna are curious about Rose, so the Doctors decides, Hey what the hell? so he takes them back in time to show them rose through his eyes. Fluff. and maybe a renuion. Rated T for later moments.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
She is Gone by vegemite reviews
A poem, mourning Rose Tyler and moving on.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Because of You by Xxsilent-soulxX reviews
AU: Anakin Skywalker is finally going through divorce. His soon to be ex wife thinks he’ll regret making the decision. His fiancée makes him think otherwise. AnakinPadmé
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Wishes by Sakura-chan79 reviews
-Twoshot Edward/Bella- They each had three wishes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/25/2006
Dreamland by vegemite reviews
Han gives Leia a sweet surprise. Mushy oneshot. Rated T to be safe, but very mild.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
In the Morning Light by Minuialeth reviews
Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy's thoughts one early morning. Pride & Prejudice 2005 movie verse
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Darcy's Birthday Surprise by mrsmish reviews
A very naughty epilogue to Her Price
Emma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 182 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
The Day after Innocence by bluemoongirl27 reviews
AU Sequel to Last Night of Innocence. Begins with the morning after the fire place confession in ATOC. What will be Anakin and Padme's fate, now that they've decided to give into their love for each other?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,374 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Looking by vegemite reviews
He figures, since she seems to be offering herself freely, he'll really look this time. The worst that can happen is she'll be offended and stomp off, and then he'll get a nice rearview anyway. HL
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Last Night of Innocence by bluemoongirl27 reviews
AU Takes place from the fire place confession scene in Attack of the Clones and beyond. Anakin and Padme decide to continue the evening by exploring the Naboo lake retreat. They go on they're own little excursion.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Holo by vegemite reviews
PostESB, PreROTJ. HanLeia. Angstalicious. Yeah. My summaries need to die a painful death.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
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Love, Laughter, and a Pair of Ears reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Jasper make a trip to Disneyland before their college days. Who will they meet and fall in love with? How will Disneyland change their lives? Cannon Pairs. A happy story for good times. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Longest Night reviews
Edward and Bella have just climbed into the car and are finally on the last leg home. What is tortured Edward thinking? What will he be thinking the rest of the night? New Moon ch 22-24. EPOV My first!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,565 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dancing Vampire reviews
Bella should have learned by now that betting with Emmett never ends well, especially when dancing is concerned. T for some language. Oneshot and very fun! Chuckles to be had.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
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