Author has written 23 stories for Wrestling.
Im 19 :)
I love writing
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I love wrestling
Currently Attending Art Academy of Cincinnati
FAVORITE WRESTLERS: I die for Evan Bourne, Alex Riley, and Dolph Ziggler
Followed shortly by Justin Gabriel, Randy Orton, The Miz, John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin
WRESTLERS I DON'T LIKE: ALOT
I remember falling in love with The Heart Break Kid and being enraptured by Y2J and I remember screaming 619. My childhood has always revolved around this sport and my life still does. I'm proud to be a WWE fan and I always will be.
Evan Muse: AKA Evy: He's a spoiled little brat, that gets everything and anything he wants. Most commonly paired with Randy and on the rare occasion Cena ...but prefers Randy
Randy Muse: AKA Panda: He's very bossy and abusive when he wants to be. Is most commonly paired with Evan...Or Cena or Miz..Although he prefers Evan
Cena Muse:AKA Jay: He's very spastic and can be abusive when things don't go his way. Most commonly paired with Swagger or Justin or Randy or Evan or Morrison or Miz...He's a bit of a whore :P
Jack Muse:AKA; Swaggy AKA Jacky: He's very hard-headed and stubborn and uses his size to his advantage. Hes most commonly paired with Cena or Miz . He's also one of my favorite muses and tends to be around a lot :)
Morrison Muse: AKA JoMo AKA MoMo: He's a giant tease and he loves to dance and sing. Most commonly paired with Miz or Cena or Ziggles
Rey Muse:AKA Rey-Rey AKA Rey-Boo: He's short sweet and adorable. He's always always always with Alberto...seeing as Dave died...but not really
Kofi Muse:AKA Kit Kat(because of the double k :p): He's very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Normally just around for S's and G's. Paired with Miz...all the time
Miz Muse:AKA Mizzles: He's kinda on the dumb side, childish and stubborn. Most commonly paired with Randy, Cena, Swagger, Morrison, Alex and Kofi. He prefers Alex as of late. He's also my favorite muse of them all and is constantly around :)
Drew Muse: AKA Drewby: Very stubborn and hates us all...He really does lol. He's getting paired with Rey whether he likes it or not. He's also the most random out of all my muses and has fluctuating moods...but I still love him :)
Alex Muse: AKA A-Ri: He's just a cocky bastard and he ranks third in my muses right after my Mizzles and my Swaggy. I have no idea how I have gotten this far without this little shit :). He gets paired with Miz all the time except for when he's got Justin
Justin Muse:AKA JBay: He's very very very shy and is always hiding behind Cena. Most commonly paired with Cena and Alex. He prefers Cena though...and tormenting Alex
Alberto Muse: AKA Bert AKA Berty: He just recently arrived and is still adjusting to the weird that is my muses. He's always always always...always with Rey. They just seem to be way to right together. :)
Dolph Ziggler Muse: AKA Nicky He's my newest muse and he's fuckin perfect according to P!nk...and me...hell he's amazing. He's always with Morrison because they seem right and Miz because I'm weird and think they make a cute couple
Edge Muse: AKA Adam AKA Addy: He's an annoying shit head but I luffles him mucho :) and he's always starting fights with me or anybody else and he sings a lot. He's always paired with Christian because yes
Christian Muse: AKA Tian He plays referee to me and Adam...or Adam and anybody. Always paired with Edge because yes :) On the rare occasion he'll get Justin
Chris Muse: AKA Chrissy: He's an interesting little thing and he's very very smart :) Always paired with Lexy because yush :)
Alex S. Muse: AKA Lex AKA Lexy He's a dumbass no other way to describe him :) Always paired with Chris because yush :)
Heath Slater Muse: AKA Heath Bar: He's my newest and most amazing ginger muse...my ONLY ginger muse :) He's a bit on the weird side...but who out of my muses isnt? He's always with Justin because I refuse to get a Wade muse...for the time being :)
My Couple Names
I have a weird brain when it comes to making these up
Alex S./Chris S.
I have finally decided my OTP is: E&C
The weird conversations I have that involve wrestling
(A conversation between me and my bff via text about Kane and the Undertaker while watching Smackdown one night)
Me: hahaha yea wtf is it like big nose night?Ahh Kane laughs like a pedo
My bff:hahahaha yeah he's prlly a pedo 2 he prlly molested his bro
Me:hahahahaha he prlly did he took advantage of the vegetative state
My bff:haha prlly did sick fucker
(Me when Daniel Bryan came on the tv once)
Me: " Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! BOO!"
Mom: " Who are you talking to?"
Me: " Obviously the tv mother!"
Mom: " Rightttttttt o.o
(Me on using wrestling moves on my dog/Dad )
Me to my dog: "Shut the hell up before I Brogue Kick your ass!!"
Dad: "Dont kick the dog!"
Me under breath: "Dont make me Brogue Kick YOU!"
(Me screaming at the tv when Eve decided to insult Miz and Alex Riley)
Me:"Eve!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!"
My dad: "...She cant hear you."
Me:"Ugly?! UGLY?!!! BITCH OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!"
My dad: " She cant hear you."
Me:" YES SHE CAN SHE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO!!!"
-About 3 minutes later-
Me: " Eve if you want that hand for the rest for your life I suggest you keep your fucking hands off that sexy male that goes by Alex Riley"
My dad:" Im not gonna even say it this time."
( A convo via phone I had with my bff about music that's on her iTunes)
My bff":...and JoMo is here."
Me:" OMG AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!! :D"
My bff:"No on the itunes list for music"
My bff:" You scared me"
( A conversation I had with my mom about Edge and Alberto Del Rio after she had seen Alberto for the first time)
Me:"I'd lick that man's abs!"
My mum:"That mexicans?"
Me:"Ew never Id rather lick a toilet seat that has crabs! I was talking about Edge."
( Me to my bff when she was arguing with her boyfriend one friday night)
Me:"I would and I'd demand to know what's up R-Truth style before I knuckle up and blow his roof up R-Truth style!!!"
(Watching RAW with my sister one monday)
Me:" BRIE'S A MAN!!!"
My sister:" Which one is Brie?"
Me:" The one that looks like a man?"
My sister:"...They BOTH look like men."
-About 10 minutes later-
My sister:" Does his crotch say loch?" (Referring to Sheamus)
Me: I think so"
My sister:"He has a lake on his crotch!"
Me:" WELL OBVIOUSLY HE HAS THE DRIP!!"
(My mother upon seeing Otunga for the first time)
My mom:"THAT...IS ONE GHETTO BOOTY!!"
(Sitting around watching Smackdown with my mom and bff)
My mom: " Why is Cody Rhodes givin people groomin tips...IS HE GAY!!??"
Me:" He makes me wonder!"
My bff:" HE LIKES IT UP HIS DIRT RHODE!"
( Me speaking to Punk when he appeared on the tv)
Me:"Dear Punk you look like a scruffy pantsless hobo strung out on acid...you should get some hemmroid ointment for your eyes Love me :)"
(My mom and me watching RAW)
Punk: "...my good friend Dave Batista!"
My mom: " THEYRE DOIN IT!!!!!"
Me: " ...Mom?!"
( Me to my mother one monday night)
Me:" That look Miz did though reminded me of a rapist."
-Mom shrugs her shoulders-
Me:"Wellll obviously we have a rapist on Monday night RAW hes climbin in yo rings snatchin yo championships up so you need to hide yo belts hide yo mics and hide yo Lawlers cuz hes just beatin everybody out here!'
My mom:" Are you on drugs?"
-About 10 minutes later-
Me: " Im tellin you if we take half of Otunga's ass and half of Husky's fat we can make a new Nexus member and I can have Justin."
My mom:"Once again are you on drugs?"
( Me and my mom regarding Edge)
Mom:" I like Edges jacket"
Me:" You can have his jacket if I can have him...does that sound good?"
Mom:"Okay as long as I get the jacket."
(My mom on Cena's hip injury)
My mom:"Where's Cena?"
Me:"Hurt his hip."
Mom:"Well he needs to stop doing naughty things with his wife!"
Me:"Wade did it."
Mom:"Well they need to stop doing naughty things."
( My mother on Randy and Miz's match for the WWE title)
My mom:"So now Randy gets Miz right?"
Mom:Well his boyfriend wont be happy with that!"
Mom:"Miz's.That Alex boy hes always touchin."
( My bff on her obsession with Kofi and Lifetime movies)
My bff:"This dude is physco and cyber stalking people...all I can see is me and Kofi."
Me:"Well you did stalk his Myspace, Twitter and FanNation."
My bff:" I know and I got banned from FanNation because of his sexy Jamaican sexyness."
(My mom on my new obsession with Alex Riley)
My mom:" So you like that Alex?"
Me: "Yes he's sexy and I want his babies."
My mom:" o.0 Youre a dork"
Me: "Nope he winked at me after I said it ;p" (This is very true I got to see the finale of NXT live and when there was a commercial break I stood from my seat in the arena and screamed, " ALEX RILEY I WANT YOUR BABIES!" and he turned, saw me, smiled and winked. The benefits of being about 50 meters from the ring )
(My sister on Alex Riley)
My sis: "Alex Riley is ugly"
Me: "EXCUSE ME?!THAT MAN IS SEXY AND YOU'RE JEALOUS!"
My sis:" Jealous that the Miz doesnt touch me?"
(Me one monday night)
Me: "OMG WHO IS THAT ASIAN!!!!????"
My sis: "What?!"
Me:"Oh its Otunga...he looks Asian from the side :/"
My sis:"...He's Black...How do you get Asian out of Black?"
(My sister upon seeing Ricardo swinging a towel during one of Alberto's matches)
My sis: "What the heck is that Ricardo dude doing? IS HE RALLYING UP!? Who does he think he is? Ricky Ortiz?!"
Me:"...Whatever happened to Ricky Ortiz?"
My sis:" I don't know but I liked him :("
(My sister on Justin Gabriel's 450 splash)
My sis:"Damn what the hell is he a YoYo?"
Me:"If he was a YoYo Id be his string."
(My sister on John Morrison removing his jacket)
My sis:"Morrison just ripped off that jacket like he was going to jump on a stripper pole."
Me:" Id pay him to jump on a pole anytime."
(Me on Edge)
Edge's entrance music:" You think you know me."
Me:" I think you're sexy!!"
My mom:" Ew."
( Me talking to my best friend about the guy I like after she was positive I broke his bike...also we have a slight obsession with saying R-Truth's lines )
Me: " Haha its the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth and when he realizes that the truth will set him free only not really because if he tried to leave Id knuckle up and blow his roof up and the Bloodhound gang would be singin the roof the roof the roof is on fire!!!!"
My bff: "Hahahahahahahaha wtf???"
Saw this thing and couldn't resist
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.