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Joined 12-08-08, id: 1764452, Profile Updated: 01-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Yeah... info... right. I like bad movies, bad books and cheap food. I like galaxy (the chocolate, not the collection of stars). I like My-T-Fine, because it really is mighty fine. I have lived in two major cities on two continents during my, thus far, dull life. (I'll let you guess which. Have fun with that.) I eat a preposterous amount of sweets (candy in lay-men terms :P). I find stories with either really sad or really happy endings dissatisfying... and I have nothing better to do with my time than sit at my computer... pouring my lifeless heart and soul into various stories I write.

Take a good couple of minutes to contemplate that paragraph... and don't be too disappointed by the trash I put up on here.

Be warned: I've only been on this auspicious .net for a little bit. Consider me a newbie.

Oh yeah... and Seth Green is god to my clan of nerds. When he was on Heroes, good lord, we nearly died. So check out Robot Chicken and Buffy, and Heroes... and think about what would happen if Edward bit Claire. (Would she turn, would he be healed, would they swap, would hijinx ensue, can Claire ever die, is Elle really dead, am I being stupid?) CONUNDRUM! :)

The Demise of Reality one shot reviews
A crackfic one-shot of Bella and Edward's first meeting, were the human and incredibly, incredibly ridiculous. A little bit of Jasper there for some not-much-needed comic relief.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward