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Author has written 10 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Twilight, Invader Zim, Naruto, Homestuck, Death Note, and Total Drama series.

Crossover meme

Ten Fandoms? Alright.

1. Fullmetal Alchemist

2. Homestuck

3. My Ocs (This one's kinda obvious where it came from/what it is. We're going with the Naruto versions.)

4. PowerPuff girls (Cause give me one good reason why I shouldn't.)

5. Labyrinth (Movie)

6. Naruto

7. Invader Zim (Best. Show. Ever.)

8. Twilight (I feel compelled. Damn love/hate relationship)

9. Death Note

10. Interview with a Vampire

1.The main characters from #3 and #7 meet. What happens?

((Raito and Zim meet. What happens?))

"What does this thing do?" Raito asked, pointing to a machine. The only reason she had been allowed in the base was because... she had asked GIR nicely. That, and when the lasers that guarded the base were activated, she had had fun dodging them instead of running for her life like she was supposed to.

"Don't touch that!" Zim exclaimed too loudly.

"What's it do?"

"Stupid human!" he yelled, drawing out the words weirdly. "Get out of my base!"

"That is a device that reads DNA and then translates it into a living organism," the computer explained in a bland voice.

Raito got a grin on her face that was generally recognized with the reaction of "we're running now."

"Any DNA?" she asked the computer.

"Yes."

Later, Zim admitted that she might make a decent sidekick when she used it to clone herself and something called a velocoraptor. The city was thoroughly terrorized.

2.Now your favorite character from #2 has to fight the villain from #9. Who would win?

((Karkat has to fight Light/Kira. Who would win?))

Light's hand itched for a pen. He had been listening to this... thing, it certainly wasn't human, scream and rant for the past hour. Apparently, one of it's friends had convinced L that this would be a good way to extract the truth from Light. Meaning that he would confess that he was Kira.

Apparently, all he had to do was confess, and the door would be opened. A piece of cake, right?

Wrong. Light usually considered himself a fairly tolerant person. He willingly put up with L on a daily basis, didn't he? But this thing, a troll, he had been told, was seriously depleting his resovoir of patience. And he didn't even have his death note to shut it up.

To make things worse, Ryuk was laughing at him.

"Vriska, you are such a bitch! And I don't mean it in a good way! When I get out of here, I'm going to kill you! I'm-"

The words were cut off when Light's fist crashed into his cheek. Apparently, the brunette had snapped.

"Finally, si-"

Not to be outdone, or hit without retaliation, Karkat kicked him. Light's eyes narrowed, he was certainly in no mood to be tolerant of such an annoying creature. And so began a fight, which Vriska watched with a grin on her face while L was half watching, half doing something that was related to the Kira case. Which was to say he was stacking the sugar cubes into a yummy tower. It really was too bad that in another few seconds he would have to abandon it to break up Light and Karkat's fight.

3. Who has the best villain out of #1, #8, and #10?

It was a long and hard battle to determine who was the best between Envy and James. The shapeshifter, however, just couldn't compete with the powers of a Gary Stu, and was eventually defeated.

James gave a laugh of victory before he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Just remember that I expect my money on Monday."

Yeah, Lestat is definitely the best.

4. Draw the most annoying character out of #4 or #6.

((Write a brief scene with Princess.))

I would, but Lestat ate her. Pity.

5. Now your favorite character from #5 meets them, what happens?

((Now Gareth meets them, what happens?))

The Bog of Eternal Stench burbled threateningly.

"What is that thing? And why does it smell so bad? Ew! Gross! Now let me go immediately, or I'll call my daddy! Ah!"

"It appears my hand slipped. Oh well."

Gareth dusted his hands off and walked away like nothing had happened.

6. Draw the geekiest character from #10.

((Write a short scene with Louis))

"Louis, love?"

"Yes?"

"You don't really think that my book is more interesting than I am, do you?"

Lestat rested his chin on Louis's shoulder and licked the side of his face, making Louis shudder.

"I-I," Louis paused for a second to collect himself. "I thought you had a concert to get ready for."

"Canceled." Lestat picked up the book and threw it over his shoulder.

"Lestat..."

"Sh."

Lestat climbed into Louis's lap and began kissing him, effectively silencing him.

7. Draw the hottest character from #6.

((Write a short scene with Sasuke in it.))

"Sasuke, what are you doing?" Itachi asked. He didn't growl, but he did sound annoyed.

Sasuke blushed and he fiddled with his sleeve. Itachi raised an eyebrow. It wasn't like his little brother to blush. Still, he kept the amused smirk off of his face.

"My clothes went missing, and I didn't exactly want to wander around in my underwear."

"So you stole mine."

"I'm not exactly going to borrow clothes from a stranger," Sasuke muttered. This was so embarrassing... He couldn't believe that he had become so great of a ninja, and yet, he was still the subject to pranks like these. Someone, he didn't care if they were Akatsuki or not, was going to pay for this.

"I'm sure."

((Because Sasuke's cute when he's embarrassed, it's fun to knock his ego down a few notches, and he looks good in fishnets.))

8. One main character from #4 meets Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek). How would they react?

((Bubbles meets Prof. Xavier. How does she react? (Because I don't know Star Trek)))

"You're lost."

"Hi, guy in a wheel chair!" Bubbled chirped.

"I'm called Prof. Xavier, and your sisters are down that hall over there," he told her.

"Thank you!" she said, and then hugged him and ran off to find her sisters, skipping and humming as she did so.

((That could probably have been better... but I'm not really familiar with Prof. X's personality.))

9. Draw a character from #7 in a white mage outfit. If you don't know what that is, put them in a pink frilly dress.

((Write Gaz...))

I'll gladly shoot anyone else who dares even think about putting me in the garment that was described. I WILL KILL YOU!!!

10. Oh no! The universe of #3 and #9 have started an all out war! Which fandom wins?

((Oh no! My OCs and DeathNote have started an all out war! Which one wins?))

The Death Note characters if Misa is still alive. Rem would just write their names in her Death Note before they even got the chance to do anything.

11. Pick two characters that are from completely different fandoms and have them switch places. How do they react?

"You're a wizard, Har- wait a minute, you're not Harry."

"No, I'd imagine that I'm not. My name is Ryuzaki, actually. You wouldn't happen to have any cake, would you?"

L bit his thumb and as he examined the partial giant. He had seen a lot of people, and he had never seen anyone quite so large.

"Ryuzaki!" his companion hissed. The teenager looked about to be the right age to be Harry Potter, but he didn't have the scar, he had brown eyes instead of green, and his hair was a pretty auburn.

"Yes?" the man, drawled lazily.

"Would it kill you to be polite?"

"I actually, er, do have some cake." he pulled some kind of smooshed pastry from his coat and handed it to L, who took it gratefully.

"This is pretty good," L told him.

"Er, thank you," Hagrid replied. "Name's Hagrid, by the way."

"I'm Raito," the eleven year old said, extending a hand. "Nice to meet you. You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you?"

XXXXXXXXXX

"Who are you?"

"And how did you get in here?"

"I..." Harry looked around, trying to figure out what was going on. One minute he had been in some kind of shack that the Dursely's owned, the next in some place that looked like it had come out of some movie.

"He's scared," one of them said. "Hi, I'm Matsuda. What's your name?"

"I'm Harry."

"Someone get Ryuzaki, he'll know what to do," the oldest looking man said.

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Clockwork Queen by Not Enough Answers reviews
I had never particularly wanted to become a Shadowhunter, or find myself stuck in the year 1878, or even fall in love. In fact, there were a lot of things I hadn't particularly wanted. But they were happening anyway, and there was absolutely nothing I could do to stop them. Jem/OC, Will/Tessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 236,260 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Jem C., OC] [Will H., Tessa G.]
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 404,311 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,535 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
The Test Subject by TuttiFrutti999 reviews
She had no past, no future, no name. So what was it that made an easy mission such a convoluted one? And what made Deidara fall so hard for an overweight girl who was so utterly, totally disposable? DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,822 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Deidara
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,632 - Follows: 12,146 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Another Detective by Liz Yeriod reviews
Alternative universe story in which Raito is both a suspect of being Kira and another world famous detective! Using the alias 'Smile', the help of BB, and shinigami eyes Raito helps L in the battle against Kira. -LxLight- Please read and review::
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Light Y., L
Walking through the Rain by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
A series of oneshots. Parental!RoyEd. Ed has never allowed Roy to help him but when he's all alone, will he except the hand offered to him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Incandescence by Majesta Moniet reviews
A collection of Post-Clockwork Princess oneshots. #5: He was always having to teach her things. But maybe he was the one who had learned the most.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,689 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Who Will Love Me Now? by Invader Miraza reviews
Batman/Joker; Batman - dead. Without him, Gotham and The Joker are lost. There really isn't anything left here, is there? So, what's a clown to do? Time to go out with a bang. Is Bats really dead and gone? Could he, would he save the City, and the Joker? [Written before DKR, possibly AU]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Never Let Go by Obsessive Child reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
The Sannin Chronicles by Levi Ackerman reviews
The life and times of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru from Academy graduation to present. Everything you didn't know about the Sannin's convoluted friendship and history. Eventual JirTsu and OroTsu plus side-pairings mainly MinaKushi after chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,069 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru
Sparkle by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - L, Light Y.
To Wrought a Hundred Change by A Mistake reviews
The war is over. The wizarding world is still the same tattered, prejudiced, old-boy-network kind of place. So what's a determined witch got to do? If Hermione couldn't do it in the here and now, she'll take a gamble in jumping timelines; right into another Great War. Tags: AU, Hogwarts-age, time-travel, World War II.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
a mirror, darkly by Silver Pard reviews
Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Sherlock H. - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
Roy finally managed to get that break he always wanted, though a trek through a fierce blizzard carrying a feverish, blind Ed wasn’t what he’d had in mind... -Parental!RoyEd- -BASED ON ORIGINAL ANIME-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,605 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Circle of Influence by Obsessive Child reviews
That night, he met more than Miss Policewoman. He met an investigator, a person who seemed strangely interested in exorcists… a doctor by the name of Edward Elric. No Slash.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Happy Holidays by MadameJelly reviews
Light is forced to participate in ridiculous holidays every day of December with L. He knows that the detective's always looking for more clues, but...the holidays draw the two together. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,986 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,707 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,164 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
John: Break by Black-Dragon1003 reviews
You're the hero. You're not allowed to break.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster from my Nightmares by ridingondreams reviews
Bella was kidnapped by James & Laurent. Once she escapes, she switches to a school near Forks to protect her family. There she meets 7 more vampires: the Cullens. What will Edward think of Bella's fear? What will Bella think of Edward's interest in her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,565 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Divide and Conquer by A Mistake reviews
Divide et impera might be a classic move, but L had to admit that it was nowhere near outdated. Crackfic, with a genderbent Light due to an Act of God. The result of a plot bunny that wouldn't go away after I finished reading Silver Pard's "Adaptation"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y., L
Due Process by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Captured by a flighty broad- what a disgrace." In which Terezi wrangles Karkat into playing a rather intense bit of courtblock drama. A bit of silliness and fluff that just happens to be ready on 4/13- Happy Homestuck Day, I suppose.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
Each Time You Look Away by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "You're...You're Alonzo Aulric!" "Um...no, I'm Alphonse Elric." "Well, whatever! You, my friend, are going on a date with me!" "And so began the strangest relationship Alphonse had ever known."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Alphonse E., OC] - Complete
Warmth by angelrider13 reviews
He was back, but he was cold. Filled with icy hatred. He wants to be warm again. Can anyone help him learn to feel the warmth of love again? SasukexItachi family fic NOT ROMANCE with some Team Seven and ItachixOC thrown in. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Castles, Psychics, and a Body in the Fish Tank by Kkarrie reviews
Richard Castle heads to Santa Barbara to do some research on everyone's favorite psychic detective. Will the gang still be able to solve a case, or will their week of fame go to everyone's heads?
Crossover - Psych & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shawn S., Rick C. - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Singularity by It's The Krys reviews
A collection of prompt-based writings, all collapsed into a single super-dense mass. Focuses mainly on Zim and Dib, with a variety of genres. Constructive criticism and other such feedbacks are greatly appreciated.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zim, Dib
What's My Name? by Raven Ehtar reviews
In the early days of the Wammy House, there were some bugs in the program. What does it take to turn a boy into a killer? Beyond Birthday's story, without the filters. Rated for disturbing imagery, language, psychological trauma and gore.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,074 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - BB, L - Complete
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Of war, frog costumes and bloody rainclouds by Levi Ackerman reviews
Konan felt ridiculous, clad in the puffy, foamy green suit, her face poking out of the gaping mouth of a frog head-piece. But then she saw Yahiko's enraged expression – and Nagato's bewildered one - and couldn't help but giggle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,510 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Wonders by Jedi Goat reviews
Zabuza knows he's a fool for thinking it. But sometimes, he wishes Haku would never lose his childlike innocence... Young Haku cuteness, no ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Trust by Kirigome reviews
During a normal visit, Naruto stumbles on to something that makes Gaara realize just how much he trusts his friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bella Through the Looking Glass by Latest From The Asylum reviews
On the first night of March, Bella begins dreaming of a land filled with familiar faces, twisted places, and bloody aces. At first, she and Edward pass it off as just a few simple nightmares- but slowly they figure out that Bella's mad world is real.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
Second Blade by Lance Murdock reviews
Careful observations allow Zabuza to convince Kimimaro to join him and Haku. How will the last Kaguya adapt to life on the road with Haku and Zabuza?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kimimaro, Haku
Nobody Asked by JoeMerl reviews
In a terrible world where the Irkens have won, nobody ever asked Dib for help or forgiveness. Will he give it to them anyway? CAN he? Three-shot, darkfic. Finally complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zim, Dib, Zita, Lard Nar - Complete
The Cup of Trembling by Qismat Qami reviews
AU. LxLight, dark!fic. "As I was going up the stair I saw a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
10 Little Moments by Shadeehue reviews
Series of oneshots and drabbles for the 10 for Nejiten challenge. Expect anything...expect everything...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Steel and Serpent by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It was remarkable, the things a person could get used to.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Martel - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Chocolate Eggs and Expectations by lightningpelt reviews
Mello is after everyone's chocolate eggs... and the new boy, Matt, just won't give his up. Matt Near bonding occurs, no intentional slash. Rated K plus for Kawaii plus some Matt abuse at the begining. One-shot in honor of Easter.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Near, Matt - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Behind Every Good Man by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
An illness threatens Roy Mustang's life, and the only cure may come at too heavy a price to bear. Especially when the side-effects ripple out to effect those around him as well. Serious genderswtich challenge, focusing on the gravity of the idea.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
April Fools Day by ScarlettsFuneral reviews
What happens when Misa and Mikami decide to play an April Fools prank on Near? He SNAPS on them. Rated for a bit of language. XD
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Near, Misa A. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mello Might be Overprotective by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Hunt by Tierfal reviews
Discovering a new coven is never a good thing, but there's something strange about this one - and that's even worse. The vampires are closing in. The Hunt is on. Matt/Mello/Near, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - L, Light Y.
Revenge Is Sweet, In More Ways Than One by Travithian Axile reviews
One-shot. Light finally breaks down and confronts L about a certain nocturnal activity that has been going on for some time now. CRACK. Sheer crack. Hints of LXLight, MisaXLight, and oodles of OOC-ness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Many Meetings by BlackMage16 reviews
The first time they met it was an accident. He was delirious and she was dressed as a boy.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Light Y., Haruhi F. - Complete
Between the Black and White by Serria reviews
When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,652 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
The Thieving Moon by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Strictly AU. The world is a boring place, there is only so much one can do before such boredom eats at you. Light has found a way around his boredom, he steals. Not to keep, merely for the challenge.What will he do when L takes an interest in him? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
What Kills the Dog by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
They always said curiosity kills the cat. Well then, what kills the dog? None-yaoi RoyEd one-shot. T just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What One Fears by acuteLethologica reviews
Nny uses a mans moronic self to get him hit by a car after he bumped into Nny causing his Sucky to dump on him. One Shot, short scene and such.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Robin Has a Heart Attack by Karkadinn reviews
When Robin has a stress-induced heart attack, the other Titans all react in their own unique ways to prevent any undue stress from hurting him further. However, trying to keep people from being stressed has its own funny way of stressing them out....
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alternative by Silver Pard reviews
Living with failure was never part of the plan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Stuck in the Storm by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
A large thunderstorm as the team stuck at HQ. What will they do to pass the time? Play games of course! Everyone plays a part, Misa in later chapters. Hilarious! Multi-chapter. Warning inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - L, Light Y.
Christmas Cookies by Tierfal reviews
The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
House of Uzumaki by Obsessive Child reviews
What if Naruto had died in the fight against Gaara? But death isn't the end to everything. Still, with Kyuubi, clan politics, and invading humans, Naruto's afterlife isn't exactly as relaxing as he thought it would be...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Byakuya K. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Contagion by Raven Ehtar reviews
If BB had never run away, then how would he have planned out his defeat over L? What counts as a defeat, and who might his victims have been? Note; NO pairing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Near, BB - Complete
Getting Along by Ninja Basket reviews
For Mello and Near, getting along has never been easy. L's determined to change that. From PBS to role-playing, all he knows is that he's going to need more aspirin.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Deal with the Demon by Dlvvanzor reviews
The demented fit of jubilation having passed, he refocused his dissecting eyes on L. "So, how may I be of assistance?" BB asked politely, eyes wide. Oneshot. Rated for disturbing content.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - BB, L - Complete
One Innocent Question by xMy.November.Insanityx reviews
...can lead to a pointless, yet entertaining conversation. Oh, and result in an early grave for pastries. Oneshot. No Pairings. Possible OOC.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
Life Inside a Music Box by notimetolouse reviews
A brief look at life inside the Music Box that is Wammy's House. Roger goes on holiday, so L and Near explore and exploit democracy, Matt choses between loyalty and self-preservation, and Mello has a moment of inspired retardedness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Urban Legend by imstrongerthanithought reviews
Rosalie and Emmett ahs envisioned a perfect child they will name Bella...for beautiful. But what they got is totally the opposite...be ready for some goosebumps -summary sux...please read and tell me what u think -one shot only. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
50 Words of ZADF by JoeMerl reviews
When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Restitution: Angels and Demons by Author of Scifi reviews
He was smothered in darkness. Not a sort of sharp darkness where you can define shapes, but a darkness that smothers you to death by the absence of anything and everything comforting.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - BB, Light Y. - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
It starts with a drawing by Silver Shooting Star reviews
Gaz absentmindly draws a picture of Zim in class! Zim later finds out, and he might have the wrong idea about it! Dib gets suspicous... ZAGR, First story on this site, So be nice!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Zim, Gaz
Singing Through The Silence by ChanceXIII reviews
Sometimes genius is as much a curse as a blessing. Kidnapped, tortured, and held hostage, Raito might have been alright. If it hadn't been for the never ending silence. YAOI L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Light Y., L
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Food Fight by scelerus animus reviews
L cooks. At three o'clock in the morning. Light is not pleased. Light, L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Names and Numbers by Raven Ehtar reviews
Sometimes sanity just starts to slip away... Preview for "What's My Name?" Spoilers for Death Note: Another Note. Rated for dark themes and disturbing images. One-shot. WMN? arc.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - BB - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The evils of milk by LNicol1990 reviews
A short fic that explains Ed's hatred of milk. Based on an event I had at work.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Distorted by LNicol1990 reviews
After a raid, Ed starts to act strangely. Soon everyone has to pitch in, to protect Edward... from himself. Rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Freeze by SG1SamFan reviews
“I’m guessing she’s sitting on the counter next to you right now. Yeah, you’re welcome.” Billy makes a sacrifice to save Penny at the dedication, much to the confusion of those left behind. Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Popping the Question by Samairi reviews
Ed and Al have a question. And only Envy can answer it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Mo'i Wahine by Icka M. Chif reviews
It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
At Your Grave by Raven Ehtar reviews
Near visits the graves of his family. With revenge taken on the man who took them away, what's left to hold heart and mind together? Long one-shot. Spoilers for Death Note and Another Note. Very subtle NearxMello. Rated for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Childish by agrajagthetesty reviews
Mello, who has been sitting on the floor with his legs bent in front of him in a hopefully unconscious emulation of L, leans forward and grasps his feet in his hands. "Will you tell me another one?"
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Bored Geniuses are the Devil by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
TWOSHOT When Light and L are bored, it means hell for the other members of the Task Force. IMPLIED LIGHTXL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Senioritis by bitemeplease235 reviews
My Welcome-To-Summer style entry for the Epic One-Shot Contest. Equal parts cute, quirky, funny, and romantic. Bella and Edward are finishing up their junior year of high school while Emmett comes back to finish...unfinished business.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,992 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deal by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
When Edward Elric passed his State Alchemist Test, Colonel Roy Mustang had had no way to know exactly what he was getting himself into.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Love is Blind by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Edward and Bella lived in a Adoption Centre all of their lives. Find out what happens when they start to have feelings for eachother, but soon realize that families are coming to adopt! R&R Better STory! A/H! Cannon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Monster You Made by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. The truth is, he might owe him his life, but Light Yagami never realised that letting L in on his secret would be so... dangerous. Cowritten with Narroch. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Light Y., L
Portrait of the artist as a young boy by Vashtijoy reviews
Various things Light learned between the ages of three and five. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Light Y., Sachiko Y. - Complete
Feel the Burn by Nightmare on Paper reviews
In a world where Bella never came to Forks, a girl who more than exceeds the definition of 'weird' arrives to live with her grandparents. How will the Cullens deal with this anti-social and semi-psychotic newcomer who likes her secrets to stay secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,516 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward
Insanity and a Duck by flybynight00 reviews
Roy Mustang thought Edward Elric was annoying. Then he met Ed's great-grandson. A crackfic from the Balance of Power universe by crackbunny syndrome. OC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
A very Bitter Christmas by candelight reviews
Mrs. Bitter composes her own version of "Twas the night before Christmas." This can only end in fire...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ms. Bitters - Complete
Skin Conditions & the other 99 confessions of L by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
L speaks the truth for the first time in his life.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/13/2009 - L
Can you see me now? by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Despite popular belief, Light Yagami isn't perfect... Spoiler Warning.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Pocketful of Posey by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Smooth Sailing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Games by fey-illusions reviews
L and Light are playing games again and Ryuk wants to know what the hell is going on.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Respect by Bookwrm389 reviews
"It was definitely a rehearsed speech, but Roy never doubted for a second that every single word was true."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Convalescing With You by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L is under the weather and ill-fortuned Light is left caring for him. Rated for some language. Hints of BL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Shoot for the Moon by Hari-Aisu reviews
As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Unwelcome Surprise by Tari Silmarwen reviews
Starfire drops a bombshell on the other Titans one morning. Humor one-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Spider Loves Butterfly by nosleep3 reviews
You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mirror by Bookwrm389 reviews
Edward and Alphonse stumble across a certain mirror. One that seems to know everything their hearts desire.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Scattering Ashes by Gloria B reviews
Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,948 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Near, Matt
How far by silvercrafted reviews
It'd be so easy to fight him, break him, but not kill- no, because they need him. Envy goes up against Mustang
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
All We Know by Hari-Aisu reviews
Some say that what's obvious to some, may not be so obvious to others. For a certain group of detectives, a gothic lolita and inventor-turned-manservant, that certainly seemed to be the case. L and Raito never could catch a break, could they? LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
What started as an education in murder degenerates further into a game of manipulation that promises to kill all the players. B and Light cooperate to destroy the detective with whom they are both obsessed, only to find that they've sprung their own trap.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - BB, Light Y.
Love Letters by RobinRocks reviews
I wrote every letter with love. Dark little LxLight oneshot for Valentine's Day.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bella's Demands by Jammeke reviews
In response to Edward's rules and demands, Bella feels it's only fair she gets to influence his behaviour as well. This is a sequel to The Ultimate Survival Guide.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Favorite Victim by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Companion 1-shot to TSG. Envy is all about control. He knows how to scare humans, anger them, manipulate them, whatever you need. After 400 years, he should. But finding the one exception doesn't make him happy. Seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Envy, OC - Complete
An Unfortunate Choice of Words by Recalled to Life reviews
Light makes a poor choice of words in front of the entire investigation squad. Rated T for innuendos and some LxLight jokes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
House Note by Omega19x reviews
House and his team are faced with mysterious burn victim. Who is he? What nearly killed him? And what is his connection with the Kira case? Answers only beget more questions as lives are put on the line. -House, M.D./Death Note crossover- COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - G. House, Mello, Matt - Complete
Nina's Snowman by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. It's snowed outside, and Nina decides to drag both Ed and Al outside to help her build a snowman. Al complies, but Ed doesn't want to go outside in the cold. Then he discovers that Alexander stole something of his...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward E., Nina T. - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Ultimate Survival Guide by Jammeke reviews
Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
An Automail Pinky by Sarah1281 reviews
While stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Shadow over Egypt reviews
He was always very much the weird one, the one no-one could ever understand. Genius can come from the strangest of beginnings, but not all genius has to be of the friendly sort. From his birth to his death, L always 'was' an antisocial brat.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Peppermint by Minikimii reviews
Raito comes back to visit L during the holidays. What happens when they reminisce about their senior prank? Boylove, T for content and mild language, Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Once and Always the Story to Tell by misscam reviews
Once a Queen of Narnia, forgotten a Queen of Narnia; Susan Pevensie's story to tell.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Temporally Disinclined by Tierfal reviews
Light pressed a hand to the glass. “Ryuzaki, it’s snowing. It’s snowing on Christmas. Isn’t that kind of… magical?”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mercy Killing by Dlvvanzor reviews
L's dentist, the poor fellow. Drabble
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shinigami's Apprentice by Pink Feline reviews
A conversation between a boy and a King, a promise and a prelude to the incredible events that would take place at the boy's own hands. A short prequel to Death Note. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Tom Boy Bella by LauraSweetums reviews
Just a little one shot. What lengths will Bella go to to prove that she is NOT a boy? A little humor, a little drama, a little fluff. gotta love it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Almost Oblivion by Serria reviews
L knows that Light doesn't close his eyes at night for fear of waking up as Kira. L, on the contrary, won't rest until that transition is complete. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
In Which Alohamora is not the Answer by azaera reviews
Snape appears at Number 4 Privet Drive, reluctantly dragged along by the esteemed Headmaster of Hogwarts to pick up the golden boy. Who else engages him in a challenge of childish wit and muggle over magic than Petunia Dursley? Note: Very...silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dance Like There's No Tomorrow by sweet-niyako reviews
AU "Light, this is L, the best detective in the world. L, this is Light, your new dance teacher..." otherwise known as Watari's newest attempt to find a friend for L. LxLight yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
Moonrise by Tierfal reviews
From where he sits curled on his four-poster bed, L can just see the moonrise. Light/L, Halloween-themed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Slaughtered by Moonshine 369 reviews
Misa has a night of fun and Trick-or-treating planned for her and Light, but that might prove difficult if Light gets murdered by L before that's possible. Funny Halloween fic. Includes twisted humor, and lots of fake blood.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Halfway There by Hari-Aisu reviews
Lawliet was someone used to being ignored by everyone around him. Raito was someone who constantly looked for the next big adventure. Two boys so different, yet still so alike. How could these two not have been meant for each other from the start?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shut Me Up by Skitts reviews
Light/L fluff; Light does something very stupid. Fortunately, L doesn't seem to mind very much.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Insert Title Here by crematosis reviews
Light was usually the picture of perfection. But L liked Light best with his hair mussed and his eyes glazed with sleep. LightxL ficlet
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Mocking Mirror by agent000 reviews
Al believes the Bloody Mary legend, and Ed is determined to prove to him that there's no truth in it by performing it, but he's completely unaware of the world beyond the mirror. Written for Halloween.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Devil's Mirror by Pink Feline reviews
AU-The story takes a drastic turn when Light is murdered. Even so his presence is not truly gone from the world and his hand can be seen in the events unfolding. Something is off with this whole situation and L finds himself with a new mystery. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,031 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Light Y., L
Guardian by Moonshine 369 reviews
Light isn't going to let just anyone disrespect L. Not while he's around. L feels safe knowing he has a strong guardian, eternally nearby. Light x L friendship.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mine by Emery Board reviews
“The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention.” This is not fluff. This is anti-fluff and contains the musing of one severely messed up Light. You have been warned. This fic contains themes and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Alter Ego by FFYP-det-Yagami reviews
Light Yagami can change the world for the better. He's the only one who can... This is generally a rather silly thing I knocked out for fun. Light is very OOC. L is not very impressed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Shards of Broken Minds by Computerfreak101 reviews
L is wrong. Near is wrong. Mello, Aizawa, Misa, they're all wrong, wrong, wrong. Light isn't Kira. He could never be Kira, no matter how hard he tries. Kira is just too different.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Stolen Limelight by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
What could bring together the most unlikely of allies: a lawyer, an exec, and a murderer, other than a mutual enemy, the one responsible for getting them killed in another life? What if they exacted vengeance on the wrong man? AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Mikami T., R. Namikawa
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Always by baka coconut reviews
AU L/Light. He was just always there. In that little corner of the library, with his books, reading alone in his darkness. He was trying so hard to shrink out of existance, become unnoticable. Light couldn't help but notice.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Question? by skycutter reviews
L asks Light an awkward question. Not really shounen-ai, but you can take it that way if you want...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Point of Exhaustion by Took-Baggins reviews
Roy never thought he'd be the one to be there when Edward finally pushed himself too far, but when the Fullmetal Alchemist suddenly collapses there's no one else to hold him down until he can stand again. Parental!RoyEd. Second Place Tsubasacon 2008.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
better than heart attacks by Skitts reviews
13; It was at those words that Light decided life was pointless and, subsequently, staked himself through the heart with a pen. :oneshot collection, L & Light:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - L, Light Y.
Angel of Music by Alien ABC's reviews
Matt's mother wanted to name him Christine.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Competition by Anglerfish reviews
Mello comes to learn about the Kira case, but he seems to be more interested in L. And no, Light IS NOT jealous. LxLight, implied MattxMello. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Azure Paler than the Sky by Her Sweetness reviews
Songs for a Kingdom Now Lost sequel. In their Junior year at Irai, the competition in being L's apprentice is taking its toll on Mello and Near's relationship. Not just the position, but L himself, who is falling victim to Near's... hormones? L x M x N.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,936 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Being Sane in Insane Places by BurningIce22 reviews
Alice had existed for just over four years when she began to frighten her parents. She knew things. Things she shouldn’t know… couldn’t know. And she was locked away for it. ,,,continues through vampire years,,,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007
Rare by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Edward and Jacob explain the pros and cons of lycanthropy, being a werewolf, to Bella with a few jests at the species.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Shimmering by Saiyachick reviews
Bella loves the sunlight for more than one reason. She likes to shine. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Death Note Introductions by New Level Darkness reviews
Beyond Birthday has escaped prison. To do what? To go to the supermarket, of course. And who else does he meet there but L and Light?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Blossoming White by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
Soap Shenanigans by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Konan - Complete
Hakuna Matata by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Carlisle has some very wise words for his kids when they decide to argue with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Prince by Neverending Odyssey reviews
He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,568 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Light Y., L
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Special by Computerfreak101 reviews
Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, L - Complete
Runaway by Carbucketty reviews
Obviously, Matt was just unstable and unhappy--- and maybe, perhaps he wanted to die or something.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bella Breakdown by VampiressE12B reviews
What if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dinner à Deux by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Mikanis reviews
L takes a gamble and makes Light an offer. Once the pieces fall into place, it's a race to see who can outmaneuver the other...and a long series of mistakes. Set just after Yotsuba arc, when Light has his memories. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,224 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All This for a Tshirt? by crematosis reviews
L notices Light wearing one of his shirts and demands it back. However, it seems that L has an ulterior motive for wanting to see Light without his shirt. AU L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Joy of Children by Ladelle reviews
Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Teacups by Skitts reviews
Misa always wanted an imaginary friend.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Misa A., Rem - Complete
Job Well Done by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has definately given up on having goals and aspirations. But Mello's right there. Matt x Mello, kinda.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Matt, Mello
Shock Tactics by Skitts reviews
L has hiccups, Light feels vaguely homicidal and sometimes even the smartest of people do the stupidest of things. :L/Light, kinda cracky:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
God Complex by Skitts reviews
Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Unweaving by Miskcat reviews
Alphonse Elric has finally regained his body, but now both he and Roy Mustang have to deal with life without Ed, as Mustang gradually uncovers a horrifying truth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Soft Silken and Shiny by Hanka K reviews
What would happen if Light awoke to the sensation of something exquisitely soft, sweet scented and - black?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sola Fide by Serria reviews
Naomi Misora gives L the lead he needs advance the Kira investigation with an arrested suspect and a possible conclusion. But in a world without eyes, he and Light Yagami are left guessing in a game that has no need for sanity. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Accent by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Hold on tight, spider monkey. Edward develops a less than American accent.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
If You Ever Meet Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. Not that it will ever happen, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared, right? 100 things you shouldn't do while hanging around a certain blond alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Heirlooms by Nelras reviews
A series of largely unrelated oneshots about the generation following several tales.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
And the Return to Fangirlism by notesonlife reviews
Crack!Fic. Neji is jealous, again. Blackmail, fangirls, and Indecent Moves to Her Well-being and Vulnerability. NejiTen. Caution: High amounts of insanity and a cackling Inner!Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Payback by edPod reviews
Roy and Ed were at each others' throats again when Ed got an evil look in his eyes...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dorsalgia by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
--Oneshot.-- In Which Colonel Mustang Discovers A Relief For Back Pain In The Form Of A Diminutive Blond Twelve-Year-Old With Platform Boots. --Parental!RoyEd If You Squint And Tilt Your Head To One Side.--
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Scream by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Kira had stolen everything from him; his life, his identity, his art… Hate consumed him, motivated him, drove him…and fear was his prison. But Raito is breaking free, and his rescuer is far from a knight in shining armor…Slight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oneiromancy by Silver Pard reviews
He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Educational Experience by Nilahxapiel reviews
Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Now You're Talkin' Hell by Computerfreak101 reviews
But that wasn’t the worst of it. When Mello was sugar high, he only swore a lot and moved around enough to shame a kid with ADHD. But when Matt was sugar high, he got RANDOM. Luigi's mansion, personal hells, and Mello's brain breaking. Kira help us all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Mello, Matt
Near's Plushie Collection by kori hime reviews
The adventures of Near's plushies that are all disturbingly dead-on likenesses of everyone he knows. Some are happy, some aren't, but all have plushies! 4th installment: 'Rester REALLY needs a vacation. B Plushie/Mello Plushie.'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Fillings Of A Newton by ohxmyxria reviews
Written for Irish Froggy's contest;; describe a situation in which Mike tries to make Bella his. Ever confident Mike Newton decides to take advantage of a sunny, Edward-less day to try tell Bella that she belongs with him. One-Sided MikeXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Collateral Damage by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
L's self-styled archenemy resurfaces and threatens L with more than the corpses of strangers and an impossible case; this time it's personal. Light discovers that Kira isn't nearly as god-like as he first imagined. M for gruesome violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,379 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Sanctuary in the Asylum by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Dedicated by Nilahxapiel reviews
Only Raito-kun would be so arrogant as to assume that L still loved him. LxRaitoxL. Post-Vol. 12.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Telescope Eyes by Carbucketty reviews
But Matt's goggles made him feel like... a super hero. Not that he would ever admit that to anyone.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Circles by Silver Pard reviews
History repeats, time moves in circles and the law of dreams is to just keep moving. Charlie likes to try and break the rules.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mu by o0whitelily0o reviews
All humans will, without exception, eventually die. After they die, the place they go to is Mu. Nothingness. Rules written in the Death Note are set in stone... right?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Matt
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by silvereyesish reviews
...LxLight... It should be noted that a pissed off Light and a oblivious as usual Matsuda produce a rather... frisky L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Colours by Danielle Anderson reviews
“I have always trusted Raitokun's sense of fashion, if nothing else.” Raito, L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Note Christmas Moments by Nilahxapiel reviews
A few adorable Christmas moments between L and Raito. Shounen Ai. WAFF
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Nine Ways Mello Woke Matt Up at an Ungodly Hour by Underwater Owl reviews
Mello shows up at Matt's doorstep, with a bunch of new scars and the same attitude as ever. Matt takes him in, and puts up with him. Nine times over again. Some spoilers, but mostly vague. Hand waved slash. MattMello. Profanity. Friendly violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mistletoe Vendetta by Serria reviews
Secret Santa among nemeses is worth a shot of eggnog. L plots in the name of commercialized Western holidays, Light schemes in the name of Justice. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Doc Scratch reviews
Matt gets Mello the absolute, hands down, best birthday gift ever. MelloxNear with Matt and Mello friendship.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Kingdom Come by Silver Pard reviews
“We switch worlds how many times, the damn feathers are back and still no haircut?” Sephiroth is not impressed by the change in scenery. [Why Waist Length Side Story]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
Incline by ShadowSilk reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mimicry by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Flu by edPod reviews
Mustang caught the flu. Ed worries for him but receives a rude reply.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pushed too Far by edPod reviews
They've always messed with each other. It was fun, wasn't it? Ed doen't react in his usual way when Roy insults him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bonding by Scarlett Redd reviews
Oneshot. Rosalie and Bella: bonding time. Haha. Not my best work, but I'll post it anyway... Hope you laugh a little, at least.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Pumpkin Patch by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of Halloween drabbles and ficlets for your seasonal amusement. May range from horror to humor, romance to drama, supernatural to angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 28,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Kinkatia reviews
Death Note and Invader Zim. And that, Zim, is why I disassembled your robot friend. Because he was trying to give a mouse a cookie.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Concerto in D Minor by Mikanis reviews
Sequel to Violins, Light. When Light regains his Memories, The Game is born. How can L keep himself from playing when the young genius at his side plays so very well? How long until one or both fall, tripped up by their own rules in this battle of Pride?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,420 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rubik Cube by Shimmer712 reviews
Edward Elric is introduced to a Rubik Cube much to the dismay of Havoc, Breda, Falman and Fuery Edited
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Isn't it Ironic? by Kali Cephirot reviews
Death Note x House M.D. It's supposed to be vacations. It's not as if he'd get paid anyway! ONE SHOT, FINISHED
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - G. House, L - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Complete And Utter Nonsense by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito can do anything better than L...this fic is on CRACK, HEROINE, LSD and every other thing that kills brain cells. But I think it's funny.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Law Has Gone Away by chase glasslace reviews
Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Eliminated by Fruit and Punch reviews
SPOILER FOR THE END! What should've happened if Raito wasn't an idiot. OneShot
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Scare Tactics by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Who is The Doppleganger, and what has he done with Edward? Rated for Ed's potty mouth. He drops the Fbomb. Also rated to possible future violence. Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Enlightening Conversation by riyaaanu reviews
An enlightening conversation between L and Raito. Or the lack thereof.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
InfluEDza by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Defying Gravity, and Other Neat Tricks by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, JamesLily, SiriusRemus] Sirius and the other Marauders help James get ready for his first date with Lily. The word, ‘help’ being used very, very loosely. Unless, of course, you’re using Sirius’ definition of the word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Uncomfortably Close by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Karma has come to collect on Edward Elric's overdue debt. Can Roy and his fellow soldiers find him before time runs out? Warning: Darkfic contains character neardeath. NON YAOI Roy and Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Perfect Kitty by Mei Zhu reviews
Edward tries to transmute the perfect toy kitten for Alphonse's 7th birthday.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by rockpaperscissor reviews
People like his brother couldn’t just be happy. No, people like his brother needed happiness to be shoved down their throats with a spoonful of sugar and a nice dose of sedatives.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Finally by Mystic-chibi reviews
A sick Edward hopes his illness will go unoticed, however his hopes are dashed when a concerned Colonel Mustang appears. Not a Yaoi story......slight fulff at most
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dandelion by embyr81788 reviews
Hinata has never thought of herself as beautiful. A wish may change that. [HxK]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Taste by Hikaru R. Kudou reviews
Shounen ai, Raito and L. A conversation between the two over breakfast. Raito: 'I happen to like them that way. Is my taste bothering you?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Itachi no Jutsu by singingrain reviews
Itachi finally gets what's coming to him. He gets turned into a... CHIBI WEASEL! Veeery random and filled with Itachi induced fluffiness. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Attention of a different kind by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Light didn't know why it took him so long to realise, that L had an oral fixation. Crack? Angst? Randomness? Don't ask questions, just go with it : SLIGHT LightL G
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Courtesy by Saulie reviews
L and Light and a profoundly unsatisfying conversation, after the fact. Postseries.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Vasquez Effect by Sideos reviews
Oneshot. Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron find the IZ dimension...but something has gone wrong. Something terrible has happpend in this world, but how did this happen? The cause is just as shocking as the result...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Dib - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Jareth's Mistake by Sophie3 reviews
Once again Sarah has made the mistake of wishing for Jareth to come take her away, but it’s Jareth that’s made the even bigger mistake! Just see what kind of misadventure awaits our favorite Goblin King!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Lucky by Samurai101 reviews
In a small house live three blond heads: an over worked man who smokes, a pregnant woman who worries, and a messy headed boy who draws on the walls in blood.::oneshot::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Cigarette by Child of a Pineapple reviews
FINISHED All he wanted was a cigarette. Was that really too much to ask for? Rating just in case. OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
An Unexpected Visit by Evening Rain reviews
When Naruto gets sick, Sasuke is forced to check up him. But when he arrives, will Sasuke simply find his annoying rival, or will the young shinobi stumble across something much more precious...friendship? just fluff, hints of sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Short Drive to Insanity by It's The Krys reviews
In order to blend in with the rest of humanity, Zim has to do what all the other children in his hi skool class have already done…get a driver's license. Too bad it doesn't go as planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Rainy Day Babysitter by Spooky Mitsuko reviews
UPDATE! CHAPTER 3 IS UP! Because there aren't nearly enough of them, I bring you a 'L is stuck babysitting' fanfiction. Set when the boys are about 7 and 10. Hope it's to your liking :3
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
Bedtime by Servant Gabrielle reviews
Drabble. LightxL. Sometimes, being handcuffed together caused a few problems.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Amiable Addict by Samurai101 reviews
From the mind that spawned 'The painless Art of Inerrigation':: Havoc just wants his cigarette break. Is that too much to ask? ::rated for smoking::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Contrariwise by falsechaos reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Dash Baxter isn't a total moron. He even knows something about Danny Fenton that Vlad hasn't been able to figure out yet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Addiction and Affliction by Tastywheat reviews
Light and Ryuuzaki match wits over a bowl of sugar. A slightly different take on Ryuuzaki's sugar habit. Oneshot, gen.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Accidents by Kriste-chan reviews
Deliberate or not, accidents do happen. Neji learns that things could get dangerous when he finds out that someone had enough guts to take advantage of Tenten. Light NejiTen drab.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Painless Art of Interrogation by Samurai101 reviews
When Colonel Roy Mustang is frustrated he lets it out in very obscure ways.::rated for marshmallow abuse!::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Edward Elric And The Ordinary Girl by RoYsBeStEsTgUrLeVaR reviews
Edward Elric meets a girl. Who is she? What does she want from him? What is her mysterious secret? Are their fates intertwined? Read to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Edward E.
The Killer Furby of Doom by enVii reviews
Australia Day Special! Envy and Wrath’s plans to aquire an ultimately destructive death weapon are foiled by the postal system. Now it’s up to them, Roy, and Ed to stop a Killer Furby of Doom on the loose and save an obscure holiday. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
A Very Unmerry Christmas by Bella Shia reviews
The REAL reason why Itachi killed his whole clan! What you get when you discuss someone as messed up as Itachi at 3:30 in the morning after lots of soda. And fudge...mmm...fudge. - one shot -
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stigmata by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
You could be God, boy. You could save them. Don't you want that? Spoilers. Angst like BURNING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
And the little one said by itsu-sual reviews
Light ends up having to share his bed in a hotel. Contains hints of weird pairings and one angry little Light!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Fullmetal Alchemist and the Crimson Stone by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Edward Elric has gotten a solid lead on the Philosopher's Stone, but the lead takes him to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There he will make great friends and encounter deadly creatures, but will it be worth it for the stone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,035 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Haphephobia by Silver Pard reviews
Nothing is real any more.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Charlie Bucket - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
After Death by Keraha reviews
Light is not being haunted. It is impossible. (Spoiler for 58)
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005
An Interesting Experience by Phishy Chan reviews
Misa is bored one night, and conducts... A scientific experiment, if you can call it that. "Drastic measures", more specifically... MisaL? RaitoL? MisaRaito? Who knows?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2005
Light on the Third Floor by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Edward's determined to give the Colonel a piece of his mind after a long, idiotic mission... but sometimes it doesn't work out that way. Who knew that Roy Mustang was a human being?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2005
The Art of Being Human by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Angst] Roy Mustang is as flesh and blood as the rest of the world... he just hides it a little easier. Or not.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2005
Five Days That Didn't Happen by crankyhermit reviews
Warning: Spoilers for Page 58 of Death Note. A bunch of things that Didn't Happen to Light or L. AU.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Candy is Dandy by firedraygon reviews
During a latenight investigation, L is craving some chocolate. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Methods of Interrogation by subdivided reviews
Light vs. L, a battle of wits on an uneven playing field. Because "interrogation" is just another word for torture.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2005
Wazzaap! by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Hughes is bored, so he decides to entertain himself at the expense of the tax-funded military phone lines. Mild Crackfic. Drabble-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2004
Smile by Datte Kohaku reviews
Alphonse muses about Edward's smiles and the way he hides behind them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2004
Normal by Keraha reviews
Raito watched her, breathless with the sheer normality of it all. There was no cameras watching him- he'd checked the corners of the room, and he trusted L not to watch if he said he wouldn't- and he was free.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/18/2004
Watching Raito by Keraha reviews
Raito was interesting, in the way that a shinigami never could be, and in a way that only a handful of other humans were. He was interesting in a dangerous way, smiling while plotting murder, then crying after the deed was done.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2004
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/5/2004
Child's Play by Icka M. Chif reviews
Hughes started it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2004
The Ninja Turtle Hunter by Kali Gargoyle reviews
What happens when Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, goes in search of the elusive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I'm not quite sure, but it gave me a good laugh!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2002
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Homestuck: Next session reviews
AU? Jack Noir is dead and gone, but in the process both the humans and the trolls lost their new universe and are tired of living in the Veil. It's time to find a new session and help them create a universe.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
Skurb reviews
First there was Sgrub, then there was Sburb, now this is Skurb. The humans are happy, but the trolls still need a planet where they can live. I'm looking for OCs, if anyone's interested. Details inside.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011
In Which Traditional Vampires Become Involved reviews
Charoum and Shisui do not sparkle in the sunlight. They can't enter holy ground, either, and in order to survive, they must eat humans. What happens when they move to Forks? T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Another one of those Naruto fanfics
In a world where Hidden Mist Village contains the majority of the powerful kekki genkais and a pair of ninja travel around to gain an education from every nation, what happens when Naruto befriends them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,842 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Haku, Sasuke U.
Of Shuriken, Drama, and well, Chris and Chef reviews
The show is losing ratings, so what does Chris do? Hires ninja, of course. T because Itachi is violent, Hidan cusses like a god damn f*ck*ng sailor, and one OC, oh, and excessive amounts of youth.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Haku, Alejandro
Of Green Puppies and Hygeine reviews
L finds a lost puppy and decides to give it a home, but Light doesn't quite agree with this decision. Crack, but slightly in character crack.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Gir, Light Y. - Complete
October Third reviews
Ed perched on a high roof, overlooking the city. He was blood spattered, but that was to be expected as he was new to the world of vampires. The moon barely illuminated his silhouette, casting a glow on the sleeping city. Short little fic. No pairings.R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Angel Visiting reviews
Edward always feels nostalgic sitting in the meadow, bathed in the reminder there will be no new beginnings. Yet, he's there every morning. Fluffy fluff, harmless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left reviews
Ed stormed in and slammed his watch on the ground as hard as he could. "I hate you."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ed, Al, and all those crazy crossovers
With a new State Alchemist job, Ed is ready to finally settle somewhat and take care of his brother. But with a Homunculous named Pride running the country and a mysterious sister on the loose, his world gets turned upside down even more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,697 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
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