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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Hi! I'm Kaity. I love Twilight. And Harry Potter. And Kellan Lutz. I decided that it was time I got an account on here, considering I've been reading off here for the past five years!
Age: too young to be an adult, too old to be a child
Hobbies: I LOVE to work on cars! If I had the money for parts I would totally fix my mom's carburetor (which is busted nearly beyond repair) and fan belt (which is almost ripped). I'm also in the colorguard at my school and I spin rifle on weapon line. I like to listen to the drumlyne play thier cadences and watch the tubas do stupid dance moves that go with the cadences. I'm a total band geek, though I don't play an instrument; the colorguard counts as band and we hang out with the band. Also...this is going to sound really grandma-ish, but I knit. Like, scarves and stuff; I'm making everyone one for Christmas.
Likes: Uuuum, books. Almost all of them, with the outstanding exception of cheesy romance novels. I like to climb trees and kind of get stuck when my photographic memory can't figure out how the heck I got up there. I am a huge fan of sarcasm. In fact my favorite phrase is, "_? Me? Never!"
Dislikes: People who wake me up on the weekends. Cauliflower. Ashley. And just about anything that's depressing...it ticks me off.
Quotes by me or my awesome friends:
Alyssa: I have 18 toes on my right hand! (as she holds up left hand)
Me: Holy sssssh... What the fffff... Where the heck did that bitch come from?
Emily: I'd beat... What who the heck said that!! (in reference to my brother)
Mr. F: It's not that I don't care about your personal life; I really don't care about your personal life.
Mr. S. (the awesome band teacher): Bring it in guys!
(we all come within a centimeter of Mr. S.)
Mr. S: That's close enough!
Kathy B: OH MY SEXY EDWARD!
Salina: What if the prize for the parade was you got to keep the twilight cast for a whole day?
Me: I'd organize a game day with truth or dare, football, monopoly, and many, many others. What would you do?
Salina: Things that your virgin ears can't hear.
Me: I already lost my virgin ears when Emily decided to scar me for life.
(Salina whispers in my ear)
Me: I'm going to pretend I never heard that so that I will still have the ability to look you in the eye tomorrow.
Kathy B: You need to ask Alex out.
Me: Well gee, I guess that's been taken care of now hasn't it? (after she asked him out for me without my permission)
Kathy B: Jeez, you and sarcasm! There's no room in you for a heart; it's all sarcasm!
Me: Did you see that picture of Kellan Lutz shirtless with blood dripping from his mouth onto his chest?
Kathy B: Yep
(both shudder in remembering the hotness)
Kathy B: Let's go look it up!
Me: Yes, let's!
Me: Oh my gosh Kellan is in that Hilary Duff perfume commercial!
Pidge: Let's go.
Pidge: To buy the perfume!
Me: I have a better idea.
Me: Let's kill her and take Kellan as our prisoner! And then we'll make him pose like in the picture me and Kathy B. saw!
Pidge: You have an evil, sick brain...I like it!
And so you see that me and my friends are freaks! It's OK people love me anyways!
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The Talk: Just a silly little family one-shot about Nessie getting "The Talk" from Bella and Edward...but there's a twist!
Why Me?: Discontinued
The Suck Factor: Okay, this is my first full length story, and I must say I love my plot!
Peace, Love, and Silliness :
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