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Joined 12-08-08, id: 1764916, Profile Updated: 06-20-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Name: Pamela

Height: 5'

Weight: I don't want to know

Hobby: Sims 2 and FF and YouTube

Favorite Kind Of Music: Ask me last week and I'd say Rock. Now its Punk Rock

Favorite Book: Well series wise Harry Potter and Twilight just book wise it is between Twilight and Eclipse

Favorite Color: Last week it was Green and Yellow and it had been Green and Yellow since, like, May. Now it is Red and Black.

Random Info: My room is green and yellow (woo go Brazil!) I live in the U.S. (Brazil in June-August. Yes I have both parents together. Its just for vacation) And I am getting a frame to put my Twilight poster in. Don't ask me why.

Important Information:

Eh, ain't that important, but check out my friend's (Carlisle'sPetiteDenfenseur) stories. They really rock! And I am NOT saying that because I am the co-writer of The Three Vamptubers (even though I am :D 49.1 is hers 49.1 is mine and .8 is our friend Meg's) Now if you haven't read her stories GO NOW (unless you're reading my stories then go down. Ha ha no go now her stories are better in my opinion.)

Oh and I also owe 1 percent of the story 'Hope' on her acount since I gave her the idea.

Links For Stories:

The Power Of YouTube:

Chapter Four: Flash Backs

Bella's Dress For Dinner 'Party': (Please ignore the model. I just loved the dress :D)

Chapter Five: Soap

Edward, Alice, and Esme's house: (stupid trees. They block some of it.)

Not All Power Is Good Power:

Chapter One: Moving

The new house:

Chapter Seven: Note

Alice's Beautiful Outfit:

Chapter Thirteen: Welcome Home

Rosalie's Ralf Lauren Yellow Dress:

Rosalie's Prada Shoes:

This Or That:

Edward or Jacob: Edward. I'm a vamp kind of girl.

Jacob or Seth: Seth! He's so sweet!

Jared or Paul: Paul. He's a jerk but gotta love him!

Emmett or Jasper: Emmett

Edward or Emmett: Emmett :D

Edward or Jasper: JASPER! ALL THE WAY!

Edward or Carlisle: Carlisle

Jasper or Carlisle: Jazzy :D:D

Emmett or Carlisle: My Monkey Man!

Mike or Eric: Eric.

Bella or Rosalie: Rosalie, duh!

Alice or Bella: Alice. Though I'm not much of a shopper.

Alice or Rosalie: Rose XD she the best of them all! (Though Jasper got the best hair ;))

Bella or Esme: Esme

Alice or Esme: Alice

Rosalie or Esme: Rosalie

Jessica or Angela: Angela. I don't know why Bella is even FRIENDS with Jessica. Seriously!

Twilight or Harry Potter: I'm a HUGE fan of both but Twilight

FanFiction or YouTube: How could I even ask myself that question?! I love them both! That's like asking which child of yours you love more (no I never had children I was just using a example)

SM or JK. Rowling: SM. Though JK still holds a place in my heart.

Vampires or Wizards: I find Vampire books more interesting so I'd have to say Vampires.

Vampire Acadamy or Vampire Diaries: VA all the way.

Peeps or Vampire Diaries: VD this time.

Rose or Lissa: Ok I got mad at Lissa at the end of Shadow's Kiss so Rose.

Mia or Lissa: Mia. She got spunk.

Spirit or Fire: Fire

Fire or Water: Fire

Fire or Earth: Fire

Fire or Air: I think you know my answer now. Fire.

Spirit or Earth: Spirit.

Spirit or Air: Spirit

Spirit or Water: Toughy, but I'd have to go Spirit.

Air or Water: Water.

Air or Earth: Earth.

Water or Earth: Water.

Scott Westerfeld or Richelle Mead: Scott.

Blue Blood series or Vampire Acadamy series: Vampire Acadamy.

BB or VD: Blue Blood.

BB or Peeps: BB

Vampire Acadamy or House of Night: HoN! THAT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE VAMPIRE SERIES!

Stark or Eric: Eric! I really really love him and if Zoey doesn't take him I will!

Stark or Heath: I hate Heath! He is my least favorite character!

Heath or Eric: Why don't you try and take a guess?

Aphrodite or the Twins: Aphrodite she has a greek godess name!


Ha I thought this looked fun:

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Intro by A New Found Glory (um, sure guess it works)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Drunk Girl by Something Corporate (Uh, no not true. But its not THAT bad of a song...)

3. Your teacher is...
Naughty Girl by Beyonce (Um, define Naughty...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
I Need To Know by Mark Anthony (Sure... I need to know the stuff on the board)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

High Voltage by Linkin Park (Um, no comment.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
If You Had To Ask by Red Hot Chili Peppers (well!)

7. How do you feel right now?

Drink The Water by Jack Johnson (does that mean I'm thirsty?)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Real Wild Child by Everlife (what?)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Most Girls by Pink (OMJ I had pink?! Woah. Someone had my computer before me so I don't know half the songs on my Itunes)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
The Power of Equality by Red Hot Chili Peppers (Wow my closet is amazing!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

The Taste of Ink by The Used (Maybe I ate a pen...)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
97 Bonnie & Clyde by Emniem (What?!)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Walked Outta Heaven Radio Edit

14. Your life's theme song?
Caught Up Usher (Hmm not bad.)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

1st Of Tha Month by Bone Thugs (um yea i didn't do this this month yet.)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Honey Pie by the Beatles (So that means I will never jump off a building...)

17. Your motto is..

Depends by Blink -182 (Not Bad)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

My Goodies by Petey Pablo (Yay I like candy!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Pipoca by Xuxa (Xuxa Shoe- Sha. Lol I dreamed about popcorn!)

20. Any last words?
The Gank by Nelly (what am I going to die or something?! Thanks alot!)


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted


If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If only my boyfriend would say that...


OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915

Edward Cullen:Hotter Than You since 1901


If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday


Random Copy and Pastes

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that Alice could stop the credit crunch copy and paste this onto your profile!!

if you'd vote for Jasper as president of USA copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you'd vote for Carlisle as Prime Minster copy and paste this onto your profile!!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died copy and paste this onto your profile


Stereotypes...copy and paste into your profile and whichever one that you are (ex: I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists) sounds like you put in bold.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'mJAMAICANsoIMUST soke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'mATHEISTsoIMUSThatetheworld.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (I do... but still.)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love friedc hicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don'twear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACKs o I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I readComics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either acockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Jasper Hale x Alice Cullen (Mostly Jasper, Seth, and kinda Emmett(All from Twilight)), AliceCullenRocks-2009 (Jasper from Twilight, alex rider, james potter 2 from harry potter i know we haven't really met him but oooohhhhh!), PamBrasiliera (Erik- House Of Night, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Edward Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Cullen- Twilight,Seth Soreson- Fabelhaven)


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Jasper orEdward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. Crazy is when everything in the whole wide world reminds you of Twilight. Crazy is when you and your friends refer to each other as Twilight characters!! Crazy is when you stand in the side of the road yelling "Happy Twilight weekend!" when the movie comes out. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


List twelve of your characters from twilight, in no particular order.

1.Emmett

2.Aro

3.Alec

4.Edward

5.Carlisle

6.Jasper

7.Alice

8.Rosalie

9.Jane

10.Bella

11.Tanya

12.Carmen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A Jasper and TANYA?! Hell no!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Edward? YES!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?’

Rosalie, I would duck and cover from a hyper attack. And Rosalie would thank Carmen a hundred times over.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but I didn't read a fic about Jane. She sucks.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Aro and Jasper. Uh, no not in a million years.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Carlisle and Bella, because there are actually one of those.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Alice walked into Aro and Carmen having sex she would shout, "HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMMING."

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alec fell for Bella a long time a go, but Bella was to clueless to notice. What would happen when Alec finally confesses his love for Bella.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Uh, yea. Just read Twilight-Midnight Sun. Hell, filter it, you'll fiind tones!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Carmen/Alice A Mom Like No OTher (I seriously dk)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

To Sexy (I really don't know, but this IS Rosalie.)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Creepiness, read with caution.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday?

14. "(1. Emmett) and (7. Alice) are in a happy relationship until (7. Alice) runs off with (4. Edward). (1. Emmett), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11. Tanya) and a brief unhappy affair with (12. Carmen), then follows the wise advice of (5. Carlisle) and finds true love with (3. Alec).”

ALEC?! COME ON! HE'S MINE!

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Alice and Rosalie. Um, creepy much?

Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

JASPER! NO WAY TANYA! Unless you took How to be a slut 101.

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Aro? Ew, Can't you say Alec?

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

(from here down I still need to change this. I'm going to sleep though.)

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Edward - Manslaughter of Jacob after Nessie reaches puberty.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Jasper - i love Seth! But I have a feeling he wouldnt protect me. Jasper would!


YOUR GUY SIDE:

XYou love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
XIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
XYou've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
XTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 5

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Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
Affinity by BrownEyes11 reviews
*ATTENTION* I have created a Mary-Sue in this story. I'm going to finish it because I know I ought to, but I'd just like to say...I'm disappointed in myself. Zoey and Erik have a daughter named Sharin-Rae Redbird Night. What will happen when Sharin enters The House of Night and meets Neferet's daughter? Neferet is growing more powerful; she'll do anything to take control...
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hate Me by twilight-fedishfreak reviews
Im not sure what to say Bella just moved to Forks.Shes aloot diffrent,Rene died,Charlie's an abusive drunk tell me what you think about it! Rated for hint of abuse and lemons in the future....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008
Mine by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Aro wants Bella but she's engaged and the daughter of an old friend. He takes her and keeps her locked up, promising that one way or another she'll warm up to him. He isn't the only one interested in her. summary inside. eventual ExB darkish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Hand of sorrow by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Orphaned, Bella sets down the bloody path of the revolution searching for revenge. Edward, a boy with a mysterious past, joins her in hopes to crush the House of Volterra. ExB darkromance full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to Save a Life by VampsofTwatlight reviews
As temptations, needs and desires spiral out of control what will it take to make it back to the one your heart belongs to? Rated M for mature content. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,121 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Can't Have You by Lost in Believing reviews
AU. He wants her blood. She has learned to fight for her life. He is a deadly killer. Her senses are sharpened. His diet is the blood of animals, but now he is after her. She can control blood in a body for her will. He isn't human. Neither is she. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Insanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella was 14 the night it happened, that terrible event she has forgotten. Now in a Sanitarium she’s faced with Nightmares that haunt her every night. Dr. Carlisle Cullen decides to take her on personally. Edward, his son, in training, meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,735 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hope by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Jasper,Rosalie,& Bella believe their mom Esme is dead after she is supposedly killed by their dad.Alice,Edward,& Emmett's mom died and their dad Carlisle is left greiving.What will happe to bring these two families together?AU,AH. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!C/Es
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
An Endless Circle by shae Wild reviews
A story following Hunted. If you haven't read Hunted yet, don't read, I don't want to ruin anything for you! I do not own the House of Night, The series belongs to P.C and Kristin Cast
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,535 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Zoey R. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by Spider-Monkey-Forever reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie. What happens when the Cullens move to Forks? rated for language, abuse, and possible rape. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Alice's Rage by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Alice wants to take Bella shopping with her in Seattle. Bella does not want to go shopping but is victim to Alice's mean attempts to get her shopping. In the end will Alice get Bella to Seattle? Read to find out. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will you be there when I fall? by Blink182lover4life reviews
Bella leaves her small hometown with a HUGE secret! She moves to California where she meets the Cullen family and Edward! The biggest player in the school. Will she open up to him...or will HE open up to her? Full and better summary inside. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One party can rearange lives by clumsy2death reviews
Everyone is in different cliques.They dont even know each other are alive until one mask ball that changes there lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Beauty Elite by Yellowfur reviews
When Massie comes back, she finds that the Beauty elite has taken over! How can her clique send them out? Takes place after Dial L for Loser. Now, what will happen when both cliques have to meet a famous band at the same time? Review or Bean will cry.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
The Silver Clock by TheSmartypants reviews
Ch 5 up! Almost a year after they parted, Lyra and Will are struggling to go on with their lives when Lyra discovers a mysterious clock that creates blends between worlds. Once again, Lyra and Will are caught in a battle of worlds and fate. After so lon
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
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Captured With Love reviews
Bella is living in Spain during the American Revolutionary War, 1779 To be exact. She is engaged to the Prince of Spain, Prince Michael. The Prince of England, Prince Alec, fancies Bella, and kidnaps her. There she meets Prince Edward. AH uples Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2009
A Deathly Stormy Night reviews
It's a stormy night in Forks, and Bella is scared. Something is happening, and the vampires are refusing to tell her. Edward is late, and the Cullens are being mysterious. Two-Shot During Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Not All Power Is Good Power reviews
After a vote here is the sequel to 'The Power Of YouTube' What happens when a father who never cared came? What happens when a father who still doesn't care is hunting? Can the gang keep it together?Will they fall apart? Rated M for a reason! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,641 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Tug Of War reviews
One shot. The Cullens have a Tug-Of-War contest to see whos stronger, boys or girls. Who will win? Well you'll have to read to find out. Set after New Moon and before Ecilpse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Power Of YouTube reviews
For years Bella Swan had been abused by her step father, Phil, and the only escape she found was through YouTube. Now she is living in Forks and comes to meet her reason for living, Mindreader337. All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete