Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Okay, here are some of our favourite quotes from the Twilight series!
Life sucks, then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. -Jacob Black
How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?- Alice Cullen
I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that i object.- Edward Cullen
Does me being half-naked bother you?- Jacob Black
Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up.'- Bella Swan
Seth: Edward? Edward you there? Okay, now I feel kinda stupid.
Jacob:You sound stupid, too.
If you too are having a fight... well, don't let me interrupt.- Charlie Swan
You are bizzarely moral for a vampire.- Bella Swan
Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?- Edward Cullen
Edward: "Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?"
Bella: "Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."
Bella: "You already know how I feel, of course. I'm here...which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you." I frowned. "I'm an idiot."
Edward: "You are an idiot."
Edward:"Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk."
Edward: "You're intoxicated by my very presence."
It's funny how hello is always accompanied by good-bye
Its funny how good memories can start to make you cry
It's funny how forever never seems to really last
It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past
It's funny how your "friends" can just leave you when your down
It's funny how when you need someone there never around
It's funny how people change and think there so much better
It's funny how many lies can be packed into one "love letter"
It's funny how people forgive even thoughthey can't foget
It's funny how one night can contain so much regret
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be
But what's funniest of all, is that none of that is funny to me.