VampireCheeseWhiz
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Joined 12-09-08, id: 1765448, Profile Updated: 11-15-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Okay, here are some of our favourite quotes from the Twilight series!

Life sucks, then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. -Jacob Black

How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?- Alice Cullen

I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that i object.- Edward Cullen

Does me being half-naked bother you?- Jacob Black

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up.'- Bella Swan

Seth: Edward? Edward you there? Okay, now I feel kinda stupid.

Jacob:You sound stupid, too.

If you too are having a fight... well, don't let me interrupt.- Charlie Swan

You are bizzarely moral for a vampire.- Bella Swan

Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?- Edward Cullen

Edward: "Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?"

Bella: "Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."

Bella: "You already know how I feel, of course. I'm here...which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you." I frowned. "I'm an idiot."

Edward: "You are an idiot."

Edward:"Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk."

Bella: "Drunk?"

Edward: "You're intoxicated by my very presence."

It's funny how hello is always accompanied by good-bye

Its funny how good memories can start to make you cry

It's funny how forever never seems to really last

It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot your past

It's funny how your "friends" can just leave you when your down

It's funny how when you need someone there never around

It's funny how people change and think there so much better

It's funny how many lies can be packed into one "love letter"

It's funny how people forgive even thoughthey can't foget

It's funny how one night can contain so much regret

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be

But what's funniest of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

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White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
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Jacob's Powow reviews
What happens when Jacob turns 17 and Billy plans him a traditional Quileute brithday party? -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Seth's New Mate reviews
What happens when Seth imprints on an immortal enemy? -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Seth, Jasper - Complete