Nicolet Megan Samuals!
Nicolet Outfit, Chapter 2-3:
-Have an archive of 250,000 words.
Disclaimers are stupid. I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer.
If you're a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot.
If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person.
If you don't know who Jacob and Edwardare, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now.
WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;)
Real men Sparkle...
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.
When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.
Bite me... you know you want to!
Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk.
Kroptonite doesn't bother me either.
Well, It's no irritable grizzly...
I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny in your profile to help him gain world domination
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
If you ever fell of a chair backwards copy this in yout profile.
AV is Addictied to Vampires
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile( This always happens to me!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
If you think that the damn kids should just let Lucky eat his damn cereal, C&P
If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, C&P
If you think Barney should stop stealing Fred's pebbles, C&P
If you think that those F-in kids should just let the rabbit get some goddamn Trixs, C&P
If you have no idea who the hell that old, weird parrot is in the Fruit Loops commercial, C&P
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, Pixel Ailce
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)
If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jojo is the cutes emo ever! Copy and paste into your profile.
You wish they can make a Jojo plushie Copy and Paste
Actually look for specks on a clover C&P
Whoville is really just that we have to look hard for it C&P
You think the Whos do exist C&P
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever bust out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Haha, I hear Edward talking in my head ALLL the time...he talks too much lol)
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
AV: Addicted to Vampires
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You know you lived 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. If you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list,and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were to busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And you are laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you felt for it. You know you did.
JoJo: What would we do without you Horton?
JoJo I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE!
Ned: Hehe, Shiny, shiny horn...hehe...
Sally: Ned, you know you're on the ROOF, right?
Horton: Hmmm, what's lighter then a feather? Oh, I know! Air! There's nothin' lighter!
Wekersham Brothers: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Horton: I shall make monkeys out of these monkeys!
Ned: Great, great, great, NOT so great...
Katie: In my world, everybody is a pony, and they eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!
Ned: Jojo, stop staring at my arm.
Sally: Go to bed, sweetie. Daddy's having a breakdown.
Sally: It's a T-H, sweetheart, it's TOOTH.
Clover with Ned's Voice: Horton's the greatest hero of them all!
Sour Kangaroo: No, Rudy. Stay in your room.
Sour Kangaroo: That's why my Rudy is pouch-schooled.
My name is Nora
try not to cry on this one:
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.
~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...
~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!
~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!
~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Top 10 Reasons to Read
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
This is awesome!!
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
Although not familiar
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think
Try reading this!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile
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