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Author has written 16 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Vampire Academy, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Ranger's Apprentice.

Name: Madeline

Gender: Female

Age: no.

Sexuality: Fluid

Don't Click Here: I MADE IT TO THE END! THERE ACTUALLY IS AN END! I WAS IN DOUBT! BUT WOW! I Hugged my laptop! GO ME!

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OLD GENERAL AWESOME CHARACTERS (This is my OLD LIST just to show people howthings change)

1. Prince(at the end Firelord) Zuko. AWEsome! I loved him since the very beginning when he was bad. just AWESOME! (ATLA)

2. Grubbs Grady. Hehehe. (Demonata by Darren Shan)

3. Skulduggery Pleasant. WHAT??? I LIKE FUNNY CHARACTERS! Sue me. (Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy)

4. Toph. She won me over as the melon lord ;D (ATLA)

5. Maximum Ride. I just like EVERYTHING about her. Everything. (Maximum Ride by James Patterson)

6. Renn. (The Chronicles of ancient Darkness by Michelle Paver)

7. Rosemarie Hathaway. Meh. dunno y. (Vampire Academy by urg... can't remember...)

8. Holly Short. She's cool. (Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer)

9. The Mad Hatter. (Alice in Wonderland-the new movie w/ Johnny Depp not the book (which has a different name!))

10. Jace. No comment. (Mortal Instruments by... urg... can't remember this one either)

NEW GENERAL AWESOME CHARECTERS


1. Sasuke Uchiha. Over the last year I've quite gotten into to the manga called Naruto, and I mean REALLY got into. I'm not quite sure why Sasuke is my favourite character, is it his hotness? His questionable morality? His badass sword skills? His love/hate bromance with Naruto? His tragic backstory? His face heel turn which gives me hope that he'll come back? Whatever it is about him, he Just carries an aura of awesome, despite his emoness. (Naruto)

2. Sherlock Holmes. OMG YESSSSS. BRILLIANT just Brilliant! (BBC Sherlock)

3. Zuko. Just. Zuko. Wow, again, pretty hot, a bit of heel-face revolving door! Handy with swords, pale skin, dark hair... Emotionally challenged. Pattern? Damn. (ATLA)

4. Naruto Uzumaki. Blond, tanned, drawn and EPIC. He has mad ninja skillz (literally) and somehow he manages to hide whilst wearing orange. He's optimistic and happy and almost the complete opposite of the first two, but god I love him _ (Naruto)

5. Merlin. Tall, pale, black hair, guy (sigh) -_-'. But at least he's EPIC and HAPPY and MAGICAL (most of the time). (Merlin)

6. John Watson. Ah, blond. Mmmm, he won me over as awesome in S2E1 with the following exchange.

J: I was in the army, I KILLED people.

S: You were a doctor.

J: I had BAD DAYS.


(Sherlock)

7. Indigo Montoya. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. (The Princess Bride)

8. Morgana Le Fey. Sigh, pale skin,black hair, hot as hell. This beauty started as attempted badass but managed to achieve this post face heel turn and jumping off the slippery slope _

9. Toph Bei Fong. Melon Lord. (ATLA)

10. Neville Longbottom. PALE. SKIN. DARK. HAIR. DAMNIT! (Harry Potter)

So there you go. theses are the top ten of all my fave characters.


Favourite Books/Manga

Naruto (No I will not write out all the chapters)

Death Note

The Hobbit

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (... The Hitchhikker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restraunt At The End of the Universe, Life, The Universe and Everything, So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, Mostly Harmless & And Another Thing...)

The Saga of Darren Shan (/sighs then cracks knuckles/ Cirque Du Freak, The Vampire's Assistant, Tunnels Of Blood, Vampire Mountain, Trials Of Death, The Vampire Prince, Hunters Of the Dusk, Allies Of the Night, Killers Of the Dawn, The Lake Of Souls, Lord Of the Shadows & Sons Of Destiny)

Demonata (umm... Lord Loss,... ummmmm... Demon Thief... Slawter (THAT'S A DIL SPELLING MISTAKE!), Bec (AWESOME DEATH SCENE AT THE END!), Blood Beast, Demon Apocalypse, Death's Shadow, Wolf Island, Dark Calling, Hell's Heroes)

Artemis Fowl series ( /chuckles/ (I know them all off the top of my head... that's a first!) Artemis Fowl, AF& the Arctic Incident, AF& The Eternity Code (BEST BOOK NAME EVER!), AF& The Opal Deception, AF& the Lost Colony, AF& the Time Paradox, AF& the Atlantis Complex & AF& the Last Guardian)

The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest & Brisingr)

Sherlock Holmes (Can't be bothered listing them all)

The Keys to the Kingdom (Let's see if I can get them all in one go... Mister Monday, Grim Tuesday, Drowned Wednesday, Sir Thursday, Lady Friday, Superior Saturday & Lord Sunday...that's RIGHT BITCHES)

Skulduggery Pleasent Series (Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire, Skulduggery Pleasant: The Faceless Ones, Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days, SP: Mortal Coil, SP: DeathBringer & SP: Kingdom of the Wicked)

Harry Potter Series

TV

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sherlock

Scrubs

Doctor Who

True Blood (only seen the 1st season)

Merlin

NCIS

The West Wing

My favourite ships my names for them (heatedly support to mildly support)

Key:

_ = Cannon

_T = Maybe.

T_T = Never.

Sherlock/John!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Well, it's practically cannon in the books and so, very much ho ya in the series Sherlock,which I enjoy very much so) _T

Naruto & Sasuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( SHUT UP! The blatant ho yay made me do it) T_T

Merlin/Arthur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLATENT HO YAY) T_T

Holly & Artemis!!!!!!!!!! (they are ALMOST a pair - hopefully... maybe... PLEASE!) Hartemis T_T

Toph & Zuko!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't ask me why. Just--don't) Toko. (ha ha, sounds like taco) T_T

Dimitri & Rose!!!!!!!! (ZOMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T PUT THIS DOWN SOONER!) Romitri (I don't like Rozka for some reason) _

Max & Fang!!!!!!! Fax (no freaking DUH) _!

Aang & Katara!!!!!!!!!! Kaang? _

Tanith & Ghastly!!!! (wow, I'm a sheep.) Ghanith (Again. No. Freaking. Duh.) ... um... it's... SORTA happened... um so... _

PAIR'S I HATE!

Sasuke/Anyone other than naruto.

ARTERVA (Artemis & Minerva)

BUTEMIS (Artemis & Butler. I actually saw one of those once... One word. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!)

TROLLY (Trouble & Holly. *snorts* That is a GREAT nickname for that pairing!! Guess why)

RADRIAN (Rose & Adrian. DON'T ASK ME WHY!!! I used to LOVE IT! But I guess that was BEFORE Dimitri came back)

That is all for now...

MY favourite MOVIES!! (No particular order)

REPO: The Genetic Opera

Enemy Mine

STAR WARS 4, 5, 6 FTW!!

Ghostbusters

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

How To Train Your Dragon

Warm Bodies

Alice in Wonderland (the new movie)

The Hobbit!!!

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Sweeney Todd (OMG!!!! A GORY MUSICAL!!!! HOW FRANYTASTICAL!)

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Toy Story('s)

Avatar (with the blue people not the last airbender)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

The Life Of Brian

O Brother Where Art Thou?

The Back to the Future Movies

The Lord of the Rings

Finding Nemo

The Queen of the Damned

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

The Princess Bride - not as girly-girly as it sounds, it's got sword fights and - and - cool stuff

Dead Like Me (the movie not the TV show)

That new(ish) Star Trek movie

Shrek (not so much 2, 3 & 4)

Harry Potter (1,2,5,6,7)

Tomorrow When The War Began


In Bold is what I'd say. It's all Sarcastic of course.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape?

I HAVE A FLUID SEXUALITY so I MUST not bet able to make up my mind.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm AUSTRALAIN, so I MUST be white.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be looking.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH GAY'S, so I MUST be homophobic
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and/or YURI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm AESEXUAL so I MUST not exist or I'm just confused.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm AUSTRAILAN, so I MUST say things like 'G'day' and 'mate'

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Have a go – If you think you're hard enough = Ghanith


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!, AH4EVER (Artemis fowl and Edward Cullen); Holly Marie Fowl (Harry Potter, when I was younger, a few minor ones like Percy Jackson, Jace from City of Bones and Fang from maximum ride, but, of course the major one is, and has been for a while, Artemis Fowl, gods he's awesome. . . .But he belongs to Holly so back off peoples!!), Basic-bookworm gosh I have a few... let's see... Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Fang, Holly Short (deal with it.), Sherlock Holmes, Sasuke Uchiha, the Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, Skulduggery Pleasant (though that was brief).

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I've decided to do one of these... thingy's

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Artemis Fowl
2. Holly Short
3. Grubbs Grady
4. Skulduggery Pleasant
5. Vlad Tod
6. Hermione Granger
7. Sweeney Todd
8. Valkyrie Cain
9. Captain Jack Harkness
10. Lord Voldemort

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Skulduggery: Wow. I don't even know you.

Valkyrie: Yeah who the hell are you... and why do you look like that?

Grubbs: I'm here to kill the demon /points at Skulduggery/

Skulduggery: Oh dear... /runs away/

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Umm... why do I have to be stuck with the know-it-alls? Number one, cause he lives in a mansion.

3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Dear god. /dies from the horror/ Harry Potter: Well that's my job done.

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Chaos: /occurs/

5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Skulduggery jumps me, Sweeney Todd, Lord Voldemort and Holly Short are there

Sweeney Todd & Lord Voldemort: /looks at each other/ saves us the trouble.

Holly: /pulls out her gun and shoots skulduggery which takes no effect/ damn skeletons /beats him up the old fashioned way/.

6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Haven City Alarm: CODE PURPLE CODE PURPLE LOCKDOWN!

Holly Short: Code purple? The surface is about to be destroyed?! What happened?!

Foaly: Artemis tried to cook.

Holly: Dear God, we're all gonna die.

7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Grubbs: I LOVE YOU JACK!

Jack: I'm in a relationship but what the hell? I LOVE YOU TOO WOLF BOY!

8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
I can not see that happening... ever.

9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
That depends. Are thousan of bloodthirsty demons deadlier than a weak, teenaged genius, a badass fairy, a badass skeleton, a wimpy, teenaged vampire, a clever witch, a Victorian seriel killer, a badass girl, an invincible man, and an evil, wizard overlord who got hundreds of wizards to fear even saying his name?

Grubbs doesn't stand a chance.

10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Val: Meh. Why should I give a hoot again?

11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because seven ate nine (quite literally)

12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
He was busy cheating on three.

13 One and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you guys can stay in my room! /faints/

14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Capt. Jack kills Artemis (probably while at my place...)

Holly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU JACK! IN EVERY WAY I KNOW HOW! BY THE END OF THIS IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD FOR GOOD YOU'LL ONLY BE A GIANT HEAD IN A FISHTANK FULL OF SMOKE!

15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Hermione: I WANT TO LIVE! /saves herself/

Ron: YOU HAVE FORSAKEN THE WAYS OF GRYFFINDOR! /pushes her off a cliff/

16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Val: Dude, you forgot the food.

Grubbs: /looks at Val licking his lips/ oh did I now?

Val: ... Not again. /runs away/

17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Vlad: (weakly) Jack, I'm dying, I just want you to kn--

Capt. Jack: Dude, you're like me, you can't die.

Vlad: /remembers/ Oh. /gets up/ well that was fun.

18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Holly only married him because she was going under cover. When she found out that he really WAS killing people she brought him in, got a divorce and lived happily ever after with artemis. The end.

1.YOUR REAL NAME:Madeline

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Madizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Taipan

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): May Trakker George

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):McCmaton

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Iced Chocolate

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lea

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Amber

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Feel the Tide by positivelymeteoric reviews
Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Potion of Love by van-maniac reviews
Arthur was the most eligible bachelor in Camelot. A village girl wants to become queen and with the help of a sorceress she sets her plan in motion slipping him a love potion, but what will happen if it doesn't go quite as expected? Slash/Merthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,666 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
how they shine for you by meggie272 reviews
Arthur dreams, and it's of stars, and love, and Merlin. Merlin/Arthur, Merlin BBC 'verse.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It's not enough by chimingofthebells reviews
Modern AU. Nobody knows that Arthur, a famous footballer, is gay. His secret lover, Merlin, is tired of hiding and gives Arthur the ultimatum. Short one-shot. Reviews are much appreciated.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Planet 515 by Mr Nelg reviews
A total rewrite of the movie, the way I would do it.
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,101 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lem, Chuck
let me show you how it's done by ThreeOfWands reviews
Arthur is an internationally acclaimed director. His new movie has a kissing scene that the actors keep messing up. Luckily, there's a cameraman nearby to practice on. "You!" The lanky cameraman looked up in surprise. "Me?" "Yes you, we don't have all day. You got a name, kid?" "M-merlin."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Look At Me by Chiyume reviews
Kiba goes to the local bar, determined to get drunk off his ass, but doesn't even seem to be capable of such an easy feat when suddenly he gets accompanied by none other than the school prodigy Neji Hyuuga. But what interest could someone like Neji have at a bar at this hour, and why is he buying Kiba beer?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Why We Fight by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Because just as there is a reason for every battle, there is a reason for every participant to be there. Brief venture into the brains of the knights, Arthur and Merlin, set between series 3 and 4.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
First Times by HugAZombie reviews
UNBETA'D. AU! A series of different 'Firsts' between our two favourite guys.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,513 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Family Name: Year Five by Elbereth in April reviews
Voldemort has risen. The Ministry has invaded Hogwarts. Artemis is teaching Harry Occlumency. Harry is teaching Defense lessons. And Draco is teaching the Slytherins to be good guys. Well, sorta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,072 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation by LythiaHarpen reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valek's Poison Study by Harlequin99 reviews
Poison Study from Valek's POV. His thoughts and Feelings throughout the novel. The Thoughts and Feelings of a master Assassin.
Study series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,309 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Yelena Z., Valek
Ghost Hunter Parody by Goldenears reviews
A Parody I made of the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness. It takes place just after Oath Breaker. Wow. I didn't expect it to go on so long. Well, this has definitely been a fulfilling experience. Hope it was enjoyed by all. Or at least most.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Seventeen Again by LadyRin98790 reviews
What happens when Holly becomes a human and she has to go back to high school with Artemis? Well you'll have to read to find out. No flaming! Chapter 14 in progress still! I am soooo sorry for the wait AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
To Much Ego For One Room by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant, Artemis Fowl and Sherlock Holmes end up in one room. What's going to happen when their weak spots are included? Valkyrie Cain, Holly Short and well you know....
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pageturners by ResonatingLight666 reviews
"Beautiful, isn't it?" a steel cold voice broke in. Dareon. He smiled. "Hate to tell you, Jai, but we have another mission." "Where to?" "Ever heard of the Artemis Fowl books? We leave in an hour." AFxHPxInheritance
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Intermission by Asteria reviews
A quick dialogue between Zuko and Toph. Set during The Ember Island Players. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Infinite Hope by PixiesCanFly reviews
Can Albus Severus overcome his surname? More importantly, can he overcome someone else's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tremors by alli-sun reviews
/post-war/ Toph notices that Fire Lord Zuko's heart quickens whenever Team Avatar come to visit, and she's determined to find out for whom.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
How to Tell Her You're a Werewolf in 6 Easy Steps by angiedotdotla reviews
Rule #1: Never let Sirius interfere in your love life. You'll regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Destiny and Free Will by Taaroko reviews
Starts where the DH epilogue leaves off. Aboard the Hogwarts Express, Albus and Rose end up sharing a compartment with Scorpius Malfoy, and unlikely friendships form. Concludes with their Sorting. One-shot. Hints of future Rose/Scorpius. Enjoy and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,336 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Man's Blues by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Dimitri's life is a mess: he's in love with the one girl he can't be with and the voices in his head have a life of their own. But when you could die any minute, is giving in to temptation so wrong? D's version of SK, 3rd fic in the LLR series.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,859 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Dark Days by DelphianBleak reviews
ADOPTED. My version of Dark Days, War, the skull is stolen right from under Valkyrie's nose, aliens, long lost sisters a row with the 'rents, evil reflections. Valduggery. BB's Summary : Was too good a story to let it die.Don't let me muck it up X
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
CROSSOVER FIGHT! by Lord Xantos A. Fowl reviews
It's me again lord fowl and in school shudder I was instructed to write the plan for a battle love muffin League Of Villanous Evildoers Miniacly United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness vs OWACA Organization without a cool acronym enjoy!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Artemis F., Toph - Complete
The Badgerfrog Kiss by Madame Hatter reviews
Four years later, Toph finally gets her life-changing field trip with Zuko. A series of sentimental drabbles and scenes with my two favorite characters. UPDATE: BONUS CHAPTER is up! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,542 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Our Brother's Secret by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Future Fic. Myles and Beckett Fowl have never been that close to their older brother, having long since left Fowl Manor to begin his own Empire. But what happens when they discover their older brother's little secret? Contains Arty/Holly romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
Manacled by Paintastics reviews
Prompt: I want Holmes and Watson to somehow get manacled together and someone's thrown the key in the Thames. Rather that do something sensible, like sawing themselves free screw logic , they concede to spend life trapped together like that. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Definitely by Another Artist reviews
When Lorcan walks into Grace's room, he expects her to be asleep; not reading a fictional book about sparkling vampires. OneShot.
Vampirates series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
In his eyes by Cheynee reviews
City of Bones from Jace's perspective mainly, getting inside his head and his feelings, may be a bit repetative from the books, but give it a chance :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Sorting of Scorpius Malfoy by oflettersandwords reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is excited to start his first year at Hogwarts. On the Hogwarts Express he stumbles into a compartment with the last people he wants to sit with. A conversation gets him thinking, and perhaps he doesn't belong in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Persephone's Crown by The Creatress reviews
Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis, To The Power Of 8 by The Creatress reviews
Holly makes the mistake of telling Artemis about a dream she had. Now, look at the rating and guess what the title is refering to...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Mentory Schizophrenia by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Sequel to LOVING LITTLE ROSE, where Daemon makes his debut - read that first or you just won't get it. Dimitri is a guy - a 24-year-old guy - though sometimes we forget... Because Dimka's mind is funnier and more twisted than we give him credit for!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Choices by SlytherinHoe reviews
Al's first journey to Hogwarts. He's still fighting his fear of being Sorted into Slytherin, but he slowly changes his mind as he meets Scorpius Malfoy. Is he even going to survive the Sorting? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Need Any Help? by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ghostly Magic by Aryashi reviews
Vlad Masters and Opal Kobi. Working together. Need I say more? T for stuff in later chapters. R&R PLEASE! No flames. It's my first story, so I want critisicem TO A DEGREE.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valkyrie Cain: The Dark Side Of Love by ToryTigress92 reviews
Nefarian/Valkyrie. Warning: this ain't gonna be pretty. He tortured her, manipulated her and hated her. She hated him with a passion but that didn't matter. Because Nefarian Serpine and Valkyrie Cain were in love.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., N. Serpine] - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome in Heaven by AgiVega reviews
One-shot setting between The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God. Holly has turned into a Mud Woman to spend a few blissful decades with Artemis. This is the tale of their first night; a night that is not fully blissful for the inexperienced lovers...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Silence Speaks Volumes by NerdySkeleton reviews
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,375 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Frostbite Dimitri's Tale by Val Wurth reviews
Frostbite from Dimitri's POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,502 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
10 Reasons by my perspective reviews
10 reason why Holly Short and Artemis Fowl should be together.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
First Blush by DJWMom reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edwards Perspective
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Midnight Flower by AsheMoon reviews
Jace and Clary's first kiss in City of Bones. Jace's POV. Canon. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Loving Little Rose by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Alone by Ru-Doragon reviews
Artemis was never by himself. He always had someone, mainly Butler, with him. But still, he was Alone. Until someone came along and broke down the walls he'd built to protect himself. Very vauge squinting A/H. T for language in A/N's.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Family Name: Year Four by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Artemis and Draco are still at odds, and both are keeping secrets. Hermione is not happy. Harry is fighting for his life in the TriWizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Reasons Why I'm Hating Artemis Fowl Right Now by Splodge-Rox reviews
I’m not a Dear-Diary-Today-my-hair-was-a-mess-boo-hoo-oh-woe-is-me kind of girl. I’m more of a Say-one-more-word-about-my-hair-and-it-won’t-be-the-only-thing-that’s-messed-up-you-creep person. So this could come as a surprise." Written by an angry Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reasons Why Hartemis Should Never Be Together by The Creatress reviews
Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Easier to be Headmaster Than a Star by Angeloholic reviews
“I think they’re gone now.” I whisper. “Brothers! I tell you. “Look after him,” Mum said. So what’s the first thing he does? He tries to hex me into a chicken! I mean, you know what I mean, right?” I shake my head. “No, not at all.” DH compliant S POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dark side of the Moon by Ami Rotter reviews
Tonks is in love with Remus Lupin but he won't accept it. Will he eventually give in or will she give up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Elves & Aliens by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
Rose-reunion fic...The Doctor, Artemis Fowl and Foaly build a machine so the Doctor can go get Rose from the parallel universe! Spoilers for The Time Paradox and in Dr Who this is post-Martha, pre-Donna. First fanfiction.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Artemis F. - Complete
Last Minute by jenamy reviews
Albus Potter meets Scorpius Malfoy on the train to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lorcan's Confession by chocolate4eva reviews
One night in which Lorcan comes clean about his feelings for Grace. Major fluff. Lorcan X Grace.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Watching Yourself by The Creatress reviews
A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Until Twenty One by Lady Alyss reviews
What would happen to Stephanie if Skulduggery just left, without saying goodbye?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
In Water by Boyue reviews
Temari and Kankuro take Gaara on a vacation to help his autism. The beach and Lee may just do the trick. -AU- COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
A Family Tradition by Lli reviews
Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blame Minerva by The Creatress reviews
A parody of Blame Canada, but about Minerva...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Family Name: Third Year by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Up In Flames by Nek29 reviews
Paring ZukoOC. Follows the original storyline of the show. Mainly focused on Zuko, plus original character. Romance, adult language, themes, so on and so forth. Enjoy :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,239 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Zuko
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reunion by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim returns to Earth after five years only to find that obtaining the two things he wants most may not be as easy as his new found clarity makes it seem, because things change, and sometimes humanity gets in the way. ZaDR, other warnings inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Who Knew? by Bundibird reviews
SONGFIC! How did Holly and Artemis cope after Artemis' mind was wiped? HollyArtemis. ONESHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Toph's Date by Firegurl92 reviews
Toph is going out on a date with Longshot. . .and Zuko doesn't like it! Toko, with hint of Tongshot. Rated for possible future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Realization and a Dance by Bishounenchaser reviews
In which a banquet and a dance make a certain firebender realize his feelings for a certain someone who he never expected to have feelings for.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Wearing his Clothes by Jesus.Lives reviews
Much to Zuko's displeasure Toph finds one of his Fire Lord outfits and decides to wear it. Toph X Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Alienated! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Werewolf and Me by FontGirl reviews
Sirius and James finally figure out the big secret Remus has been hiding from them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Floating In Space by Dragons Crimson Tears reviews
RePOST! YAOI Earth Destoryed, Zim takes only Dib, Broken spine leads up to hot Alien Sex, please review the lemon, need pointers, this is my first yaoi lemon... ZimXDib Alien Invasion,the Destruction of Earth, cursing, and human experimentation...
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Eighth Wonder of the World by Bananaz the Sugar Monkey reviews
Artemis and Holly are placed into the world of Romeo and Juliet, they are extremely desperate to get out.When life throws at them more than they can handle, it turns into something harder than they could imagine. AH, language Chapter 16 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Sand In Your Mouth by Sunfreak reviews
Lee gets an unexpected visitor in the hospital, and then things really get strange. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2003
Love Does Not Cause Pain by ArmAndLeg reviews
[AU] Earth is already taken over, and Tallests Red and Purple arrange marriages for kicks. In fact, Zim and Dib are their next victims. However, Dib has been going through tough times. Is this going to make his situation better, or worse?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,967 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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Time Running Out reviews
Set post TLG but only one very bery minor spoiler. Myles Fowl needs to beat Artemis. That means he has to come up with something better than kidnapping a fairy before he turns twelve. Relentian Grough Light DXCII might just be able to help... Title WILL CHANGE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Myles F., Beckett F.
The Three reviews
This follows Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Severus "Sev" Potter and Rebecca Schmitt through their first year at Hogwarts. Multichap. HPNG. Planning a seven story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Will's Apprentice better name pending reviews
Wynnifred is a female apprentice in a man's world. She's determined to be the very first female apprentice to make the rank of Ranger, but soon she finds that it's easier said than done. T to be safe.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Will
Taking Over The World reviews
Artemis and Voldemort talking. Holly bumps into them. How will she react? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Hair Cut reviews
Next Gen. Wynn knew that there had been no other women in the Ranger corps but she thought it was only due to lack of willpower. Now she's on the edge of dropping out herself and desperately searches for the reason she's failing. ONESHOT. R&R PLEASE.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
The Five Year Ball reviews
Toko. Zuko has a problem. he has 12 hours to fall in love and propose otherwise the next world war will break out. What is he to do other than hang around with Toph for six hours and hope for the best? Says complete but I may add extra chap. oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
My Dark Days reviews
My version of Dark Days, War, the skull is stolen right from under Valkyrie's nose, aliens, long lost sisters a row with the 'rents, evil reflections. Valduggery. /ADOPTED/
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
The Genius and the Skeleton reviews
When Artemis and Holly are sent to Haggard they discover more than they'd bargained for. Valkyrie's new exchange student is weird. She talks nonsense, doesn't eat meat and those mismatched eyes are a little too intuitive... UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Holly S.
The Paramour reviews
Four chapters: The Break Up , The Revenge, The Eclipse and The Paramour. Fletcher breaks up with Valkyrie, the first two chapters are focused on that event and the next two are focused on Valduggery sort of. Chapters 1 & 2 T, chap 3 M for... rape scene.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010
Partners In Crime reviews
RosexDimitri. Dimitri's POV. Post SB, sort of my version of LS. Dimka breaks Rose out and they go to find liss' sib ...The entire vampire world is out to get them. They have to turn to a world that neither had ever trusted. Ours. ON HOLD!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Bet reviews
This is the oneshot of The Bet, founded by Tanith Low, Greya Smith me and Crepella Blade. The bet is on how long and under what circumstances Val and Skul are gonna get married. Valduggery. And better than it sounds. KPlus to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Days & Days reviews
Ghanith. Have a go - If you think you're hard enough. It's my short stab at Ghanith, a short story not a one shot. Ghastly and Tanith are the main characters. T just 'cause I don't wanna change it later on if it goes there.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
an amazingly fun thing! reviews
IT IS SOOO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS! PLEASE READ! it's just totaly random. !FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Names reviews
Have you ever wondered what the characters names mean? well look no further! just the names, their meanings and my oppinions on them.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010
Tale of Annoying Girls & not Annoying Boys reviews
Valkyrie asks Skulduggery about his wife. He spills. Sums it up, really.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Everybody's Fool reviews
My first songfic. Based on a song by Evanescence. How Holly - sort of - got over the whole lie thing. Connected to Artemis Fowl and The Silver Bullet in a this-happened-but-is-not-really-involved sort of way, you don't have to read 1 for the other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Holly S. - Complete