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Joined 12-10-08, id: 1766176, Profile Updated: 06-26-10
Author has written 9 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and True Blood.

Welcome to Miss Shannon's House of Undead Confederate Smut! Please enjoy the Antebellum Hotness!

So here's the scoop:

Kiss me, Kill me? comes first

Hot for Teacher falls in line after chapter 11

Barracuda falls in line after chapter 15

Experimental falls after chapter 26 Of Kiss me, Kill me?

Rose Petals follows Experimental

Conversation Hearts and Touchdown are not at all related to the other stories since they are both ESN. (I was pandering to my friend, I swear!)

Alliances is the sequel to Kiss me, Kill me?

My personal piece of Confederate Smut Advice, you want a quick thrill from the Antebellum Hotness...read Hot for Teacher

When I began writing for Bill, it was in an effort to get him away from Sookie and laid. I called it "Operation Get Bill Laid". I wanted him out of the way so Eric could have Sookie. Through my writing, my time on Twitter, and Book 9, I fell in love with him all over again. I am now a very hard core Bill's Belle, running the @BillsBelles Twitter page and blog. Funny how things change.

For some unknown reason, all of the page breaks to indicate Chapter and POV changes are gone from my work. How annoying is that? Sadly, I am unable to fix it. Try and cope.

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Reconciliation by Demeter1973 reviews
Bill's journey to peace begins with an old acquaintance. My first SVM fic. Set during Dead in the Family. Book spoilers. Bill and Judith, Lorena. Revised from one-shot to multi-chapter. Officially AU now that Book 11 is out.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,838 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bill, Lorena - Complete
The Hunter by redandsparkly reviews
A dark, dysfunctional romance set in New Orleans during the Great Revelation- Bill/OFC with appearances by Eric, Sophie Anne, and Sookie eventually. Spoilers for the books and show. Contains explicit adult content.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,267 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bill C., Eric N. - Complete
Until Death, Well You Know by dontkawai reviews
3rd installment of "Family". Ally, Bill and the rest of our merry crew must face off with Etul but not before having to contend with a few unexpected complications. No one said life with vamps was easy. Bill/Ally/Eric/Sookie/Pam/Cole and a few others.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,932 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bill, Eric
Playin' Possum by MissCassee reviews
A nice way to wake up compliments of our Southern Gentleman vampire, Bill Compton. I do not own SVM and am not affiliated with Charlaine Harris in any way. Dont sue me i am poor and unemployed. First story, One shot. Here be smut.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bill - Complete
Reunion by dontkawai reviews
Do you ever stop loving your first love? Ally must decide between Bill and Cole. Who will she choose? Bill/Ally/Cole with some Eric/Sookie/Pam. Part of Family series.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,253 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bill, Eric
Vampire Boogie by dontkawai reviews
Silly one shot with ever growing band of fun. Girls night out never turns out right when vampires are involved. Get your disco balls Ready! Eric/Sookie/Bill/Ally/Pam/Cole silliness. Enjoy.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Leather Underwear by dontkawai reviews
Companion fluff to Family. Takes place during Bowling for Vampires. Our supes are preparing for their big performance. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Ally/Sam/Pam and even Clancy- fluff. Enjoy
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bill, Eric
Family by dontkawai reviews
Ally is a gifted young woman with a dark past.She dreams of romance and craves the love of a family. She gets it all from an unlikely source- the world of the vampire. Some Eric/Sookie. Bill fans- get ready!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bill, Eric - Complete
Bowling for Vampires by dontkawai reviews
Group one shot. Takes place after "Family". Our lovely little band have decided to go for a harmless night of bowling. Men vs. Women. Considering the stakes haha both parties are playing to win. Eric/Sookie/Pam/Sam/Bill/Ally silliness. Enjoy.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
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Alliances reviews
Sequel to Kiss me, Kill me? Bill/Mattie/Eric/Sookie and even a little Pam and Victor. The plot thickens, what will our group do to bring down Felipe? Who wants to help? What is Mattie now and what will she be?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,687 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bill
Love at First Bite reviews
Just a little peek into what it would be like if Hoyt and Jessica hooked up. Rated T Hoyt,Jess,Bill
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hoyt F., Bill C. - Complete
Conversation Hearts reviews
ESN Valentine Fluff, Three chapters, Eric/Sookie, Rated M. Enjoy the Viking goodness!COMPLETE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Rose Petals reviews
Valentine fic for my Bill girls. Mr. Romance has arrived. Post "Kiss me, Kill me?" Bill/Mattie Rated M
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bill - Complete
Experimental reviews
Bill/Mattie one-shot follows Kiss me, Kill me? Just a little playtime. Rated M
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bill - Complete
Kiss me, Kill me? reviews
Bill needs a little love of his own. A new face comes to Bon Temps, but what will this mean for our favorite southern gentleman? Indludes all 8 books and Chp 1 of Dead and Gone. Bill/Mattie/Eric/Sookie Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bill - Complete
Touchdown! reviews
Eric/Sookie SuperBowl hottness! fluff Rated M
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Barracuda reviews
Just a quick one-shot about Mattie's car that I couldn't fit into the fic. Falls after chapter 15 of "Kissme, Kill me?" Bill/Mattie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bill - Complete
Hot For Teacher reviews
Quick one-shot, takes place after chapter 11 of "Kiss me, Kill me." Bill/Mattie Enjoy!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bill - Complete