Arsenic Cupcakes
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Joined 12-10-08, id: 1766213, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII, and Bleach.

Fandoms: Bleach, Blood Plus, Naruto, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy X and X-2

Stories & Statuses: Las Espada a Sangre Fria - On hiatus until Mr. Jankins the laptop is working again :( / Looking for Angels - I'll get back to it... Sometime... >.> / A Scenario or Two - ??? / Tejeha Lusato - Died. Srry.


This may not be necessary information, but if you wanted a little insight into my persona, thennn...

I am wholly convinced and adamant in the belief that Waffle Houses are needed in the northern part of the country as well as the south. I fscking love waffles. I went to a Waffle House once and it was amazing. And I fscking love waffles. I love breakfast, brunch and brinner and anything else involving cereal, toast, eggs, bacon, omelets, Brown n' Serve, French toast, scrambled eggs, hash browns, pancakes, sausage links, crepes, biscuits, toaster strudels, and anything else even distantly related to breakfast foods, so it would logically follow that I fscking love waffles.

But I digress!...

I was in my high school marching band, me and my trusty sidekick, my trombone Billy Bob Brass Bozo the First (call him Bono for short) and we kicked some major arse in statewide competitions. Oh, those were the days. :3 I'm sure I'm going to get around to writing some dorky marching band fanfiction and it will be extremely dorky and you will all see it and be like "omfg wtfffff is this it so dorkyyyyymvkdoefhexdncfik".

Oh, about my penname... Very emo. (It was a tough time in my life, aight. D:) I might change it, if it wouldn't be so confusing for people already acquainted with "Arsenic Cupcakes". Hrm.

There is no spoon - nor is there fork - there is only SPORRRKKKK!!!!!!

I occasionally indulge in ordinary stupid teenage shenanigans, like watching [gratuitous!] amounts of Youtube videos, taking pictures that want to be artistic and meaningful but aren't entirely, listening to My Chemical Romance and sulking when I'm upset and then listening to Lady Gaga any other time and bein' all "P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface!!"

Although, mostly I just fear for teenage society in America and avoid their strange customs. Y'know, Justin Beaver worship, American Idol hysteria, clingy-ness to boyfriends, setting myself on fire out of curiosity, holding grudges over Farmville... Things like that. I avoid all that mess.

If you're offended, you can just leave my profile and we'll both act like you never looked at my info. (It's not like I can tell the difference anyway, you're all anonymous on the stats... ._. )

Your mom -

is so ugly -

she has to tape -

a bear face -

to her elbow -

to ward off -

angry sea bass!!

(The stuff in bold would be certain random quotes I like, so rest assured, I'm not actually insulting your mom. But am I really??!!)

Currently, I am suffering an addiction both to Bleach and to Japanese music. (Oh, who are we kidding, I'm not suffering, I freakin' love this stuff.) Aqua Timez, Jinn, Stereopony, Porno Graffitti, and Asian Kung-Fu Generation are just some of my new favorite J-rock bands. (As for UVERworld, well, I always loved them. ;] ) And then I have a crush on pretty much half the male cast of Bleach. Shuuhei is the current object of (most) of my affection. (Refer to avatar.) I may or may not squee everytime he appears onscreen. xD

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I have effectively erased that line and replaced it with a trout.

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The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
The Galdr of Release by Quantum Cat reviews
It starts with vibes, stupid things that annoy more than anything. Then those vibes become visions. Then those visions become memories. Memories of times that never happened. Finally, Midna realizes just how much she hates the heavens. Typical...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Link, Midna
Principatus by Miss Scarlett Leigh reviews
Five years post OoT: Link leaves the Lost woods to seek answers about a medallion that belonged to his mother... and to warn the princess about his haunting nightmares concerning a wedding, a river of blood, and a man with a glowing glass eye... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,651 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Link, Zelda
Twin Glaives by Zelda-Fanatic121 reviews
The Gerudo Desert is harsh and unforgiving, just like its inhabitants. When the Hylian Army attempts to wipe out the proud warrior tribe, two survivors escape with their lives and watch from the sidelines as their kin are murdered mercilessly. Driven by the mutual animosity that binds them, the survivors form an alliance, vowing they will make the Hylians pay through blood.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,091 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Ganondorf
Ballad of the Postman by MangoKat reviews
The Windfish in name only, for it is neither. How does one get to the island of dreams? Is it by sleep or is it by death? The Postman finds the journey is not as easy as it would seem. Part 4 of The Postman series. STORY COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sakon, the Postman - Complete
Love Her and Despair by AuronLu reviews
Dive into an epic AU sequel to FFX with a dark premise: What if Yuna had chosen the Final Summoning? Thirteen years later, Isaaru must set aside the mantle of Grand Maester to resume his pilgrimage, aided and thwarted by Sir Auron, Yuna's surviving guardians, the Al Bhed, the Crimson Squad and a Sin like none before. [2009 Genesis Awards Winner: Best Action/Adventure]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 134,965 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Auron, Lulu
The Color of Oblivion by Mangascribbler reviews
A demon who lives on the outskirts of the village has an unusual guest one day: a blind human girl from the town. Being unaware of what and who he is, she stays with him for a time, saying that even though she lost her way and wandered to his home, the next time she came would not be a mistake; he is a lovely person, she says. He almost wants to laugh when she says this. Almost.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,128 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Call To arms by NotOldJustNotYoung reviews
A revolutionary looks at certain aspects of the Zelda timeline which might shock the unprepared Zelda theorist. Containing the Happy Mask Salesman
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Happy Mask Salesman
delusions by starudusto reviews
She spoke of fairytales and happy endings, but as the ink dries on her final words, she looses her footing on the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
Broken By Twilight by Red Sonja of the North reviews
Everyone knows that the hero saves the princess from the tower, and then they defeat the darkness. They get married and then rule a kingdom. Simple. Foolproof. But it wasn't this time. Midna-Link, One sided Zelda-Link. ONE SHOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Zelda, Link - Complete
a secret unlit room by tasteslikemiso reviews
He deceived himself, making her gestures into love and his promises into cages. Kira/Hinamori. You'll just sit there wishing you could still make love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2011 - [I. Kira, M. Hinamori] S. Aizen, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,342 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Lente's Burden by Spikey44 reviews
Once there was a Viera, queen and mother. Then she fell and was forgotten. Now, as the Viera face the end of their days, she rises anew. Lente yearns, her burden to a new bearer she will give. Her power passes to one who walks with the humes. Balthierfran
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Balthier, Fran
Angel of Revenge by Aozorain reviews
Bested in battle, she now has to serve a Hume Princess on a desperate quest to restore her country. What is the High Seraph fallen so low to do? Sequel to Rebirth Angel.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ultima, Ashe - Complete
Rebirth Angel by Aozorain reviews
The High Seraph who led a number of scions against their creators. The descendant of gods, the salvation of the deceased. Her ambition: liberation.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Ultima - Complete
The Long Way by snappleducated reviews
In which the hero is, at the very least, rich. And a proper woman knows the benefits of financial security. Or so he hopes. — TomajPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Penelo, Tomaj - Complete
the new exotic by tasteslikemiso reviews
Ururu traced her finger along the gleaming metal; obediently she vowed to remember everything she saw. Ururu on recon and Mayuri in hot pursuit; Yachiru just wants to break things and Szayelaporro really wishes she wouldn't. A very unscientific chase.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ururu T., Yachiru K., Mayuri K., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
tell me beloved rarity, tell me rare love by tasteslikemiso reviews
She was so old when they first met. Renji/Rukia, Ichigo/Rukia. In some ways, they could both have her; in others, neither could. Full title: "tell me, beloved rarity; tell me, rare love; where are you now?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Edifice by Seta Suzume reviews
There is nothing that is not effaced by time. One day even Fran will die. A significantly post-canon story about Fran.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Fran - Complete
kingdom of the mad by tasteslikemiso reviews
Ikkaku was in the thick of it, tossing guys aside left and right, grinning madly. Ikkaku, Yachiru. When someone said that the legacy of the 11th had been painted in blood, they may have been speaking literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yachiru K. - Complete
anno mirabilis by tasteslikemiso reviews
Hisagi didn't know anything about physics. Shuuhei. The cloud blooms in the sky, burning everything, even now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shuuhei H. - Complete
Earth by La Editor reviews
The man and the girl; oneshot series, ongoing.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Rikku, Auron
flower on the precipice by tasteslikemiso reviews
She is breathless, walking on Saturn's rings. Aizen/Hinamori, Hitsugaya/Hinamori. Alternate Universe. Worlds away, but still so close.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Black Guard Rising by Spikey44 reviews
Ashe has always paid her dues. She owes the pirate a debt of gratitude. One she thought he'd never collect on. Now the pirate turns up bullet ridden and bleeding in her bedchamber, and this time he needs her help. Is this one debt Ashe can't afford to pay
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Balthier, Ashe
Bottled Euphoria by ms. phishy reviews
To him, she was bottled euphoria. Kira x Hinamori. 50 sentence claim for the 1sentence community at LJ.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Land of a Thousand Words by nearsightedness reviews
Silence and darkness and cowardice: Izuru knows them all and he holds them close, in his heart. But he holds Hinamori closer yet. [KiraMomo]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - M. Hinamori, I. Kira - Complete
Insomnia by cccpirate reviews
Since the defection, Hinamori has had trouble sleeping. Oneshot, KiraHinamori, written for April's bleachflashfic challenge on Livejournal
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - M. Hinamori, I. Kira - Complete
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Hanasanai reviews
The one thing he missed more than his Shinigami powers, he realizes, was her. Oneshot, inspired by Ch.459, IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Las Espada a Sangre Fria reviews
Four Espada have survived the Winter War. One wants vengeance, one calls himself king, another is now a human, and the last one keeps falling asleep.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel
A Scenario Or Two reviews
100 simple drabbles from 100 words/topics. 7. Heaven - Of the Occuria's more imperfect judgments.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Looking For Angels reviews
Rasler died in the battle for Nalbina. Ashe died in the battle against Vayne. Their legacy lives on in their daughter Adanna, who with the help of allies old and new must now reclaim the throne for House Dalmasca once more. AU
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ashe
Tejeha Lusato reviews
What happened with Rikku behind the scenes? What were her thoughts and her troubles? A collection of small segments exploring Rikku's side of the story. Some Aurikku involved as well as other suggested pairings...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Rikku, Auron