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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey everybody!!!

Mimi here! I have been addicted to this website for years! finally I decided that it was time for me to write a story of my own... So here I am taking a whack at it! I live in Hot, HOt, HOT Phoenix AZ with my two gorgeous puppies named Xander (Havanese age 1, he is in the picture with me!) and Mindy (Shih Tzu age 4.)

Also I am looking for a beta reader! anyone who is interested please contact me!

I want to share some pictures/links with you all for my story "A Mystery Unravelled"

The Orphanage "Hell House"

http://www.dioslc.org/history/the-orphanage

Rici when leaving Hell House

http://www.fancythatcostume.com/images/Picture%20138.jpg

Alice when picking up Rici for the first time

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ibUvyNktL._SS500_.jpg

I have decided to create a couple of registries for Rici's suite... If anyone knows how do create a virtual Room/space design, please PM me and let me know!

I have created a suite for Rici on SIMS 3 but I don't know if I can take pictures of my room creations... I have thought of taking photos of the computer screen with the SIMS running but i am not sure how that will pan out!

I will try it out and see, but in the meantime... go check out my registries!

As always there is more to come!!!!

Ok so I saw this on someone elses profile and had to copy it!

List thirteen of your favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Ginny

2. Ron

3. Molly

4. Luna

5. Neville

6. Hermione

7. Hagrid

8. Draco

9. Collin Creevey

10. Fleur Delacour

11. Harry

12.Tonks

13. Moaning Myrtle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hermione/Harry Oh yes! Tons of them~~

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luna she is cute but I don't fancy slash!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tonks/Draco Ummm... yuck? I supose all would be well in Draco's mind considering they both are of "Pureblood" status... then again Tonks is a "Blood Traitor"so who knows?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Collin Creevey unfortunately I don't think there is any stories written especially about him... :(

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ron/Hermione duh!!!! just read the series!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neville/ Fleur Delacour Five and Ten... I don't read or entertain any ideas brought about from a slash fic.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hagrid - Tonks/Ron I think Hagrid would just turn around and leave never saying a word

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Ginny/Fleur The Dark Lord took both of my twin daughters, I got Ginny back right away but luck brought me back my Fleur at The TriWizard Tournament.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ginny/Draco There are tons of Ginny/Draco fluff stories out there just look!

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hagrid/Tonks Tonks' was there when the ministry expelled Hagrid, but the ministry didn't know that the broken wand they thought was Hagrid's was fake... Now Tonks is going to continue Hagrids magical education in order to teach the ministry a lesson or two about being stupid in times of crisis.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Draco "Giddy on Up, Giddy on Out" by Laura Bell Bundy.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ginny/Hermione/Tonks Possible Mind Alteration Ahead turn back now while you still can!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Neville I actually have never read a story solely portaining to just him

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Ginny and Collin are in a happy relationship until Collin runs off with Luna. Ginny, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Harry and a brief unhappy affair with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of Neville and finds true love with Molly while Moaning Myrtle watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Makes one think, doesn't it?

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Fairest: Beast by Daerwyn reviews
Sequel to Fairest: Beginnings. Bella is taken prisoner, or is she? She has her life as normal as possible, except her children and Harry are gone. Instead, she is there, with her resurrected dog and snake to keep her company. Is she over him or no? The fact that the Dark Lord, desperate to make her his, will stop at nothing to have her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, Bella - Complete
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A Mystery Unraveled reviews
I was left at an orphanage with nothing but a necklace and an empty journal. I can see the future. People think I am crazy... No one understands me... Until a couple of beautiful strangers shrouded in mystery come to visit me...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Alice
Shattered Dreams Mended reviews
This is the Prequel to A Mystery Unraveled told from Alice's Point of View
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - OC, Alice
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