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Joined 12-10-08, id: 1766542, Profile Updated: 12-26-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello World!
My interweb name is Penskii (or enskiipay on various other sites where penskii has already been snatched up.) but if you'd prefer something a wee bit more personal, you may call me Cheyanne. (Or Chey, but not Chey-Chey. Never Chey-Chey.)

I'm 18, and free at last from School. Well, almost. College starts soon. Eurgh.

I know I've been a bad author and ignoring fanfic again, but I've found some rather good stories that have made me want to write again.

Here's what you all can look forward to: (Titles will be erased as they are posted!)

Coming Soon to a Computer Near You:
-The Rewrite of Yesturday Becomes Tomorrow (chapter fic)
-Tea Time: A rather amusing story about Bellatrix Lestrange having tea with Lord Voldemort, with a nice little twist at the very end. (oneshot)
-Hufflepuffs Are Greatly Underestimated: A story about a Hufflepuff girl (whether it is a canon character or oc has yet been decided) who is trying to prove that Hufflepuffs can be as smart as Ravenclaws, as brave as Gryffindors, and (rather unfortuneatly) as sly as Slytherins. (chapter fic)
-A Kiss in Four Moves: A tale of Neville beating Ron for the first time ever at chess. To the victor goes the spoils, and Neville knows excatly what he wants. ()
-Umbrella: After hitting writer's block, I went to a random word generator with the promise that I would write something for whatever it gave me. The word I got was umbrella, and what followed is a story about a rather rainy day. Severus Snape has an Umbrella, and Sirius Black insist he share it. (oneshot)

Harry Potter (435,639) vs Twilight (124,533)

Harry Potter's winning. :)

(I'll update at random intervals.)
Last Update: December 26th, 2009

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IMPORTANT NOTE: I try, very hard, to respond to every review I get with a note of thanks. However, during long breaks or when my email botches up there will be times I miss a few. So, if You've reviewed a fic of mine and I did not personally thank you for it, I would like to do so now.
Thank you very, very much for your reviews.
I appriciate each and every one of them.
You guys can put smiles on my faces every time.
Thanks bunches, and much love,

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Botched by fluffy-subtext reviews
A botched potion changes Neville's life, and it wasn't even one he messed up! Rated M for some serious scenes in the first chapter and rated T for the rest. This story will contain SLASH, guy on guy. Main pairing is Snape/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Fresh Ink by drakien reviews
Someone left something very interesting on the desk... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 860 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Gambling, Girls and Risk Taking by CloverRock reviews
Ron was a gambler. He liked the thrill that he got when he was rooting for something, putting his entire faith into only one thing that he had no control over. Cards. Dice...Unsuspecting people. Slash: SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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Quiet in the Library reviews
Draco has boasted that he can seduce any woman in Hogwarts. His mission: Ginny Weasley. However, she's got a trick up her sleeve. Written for the DrabbleChallenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Yesterday Becomes Tomorrow reviews
Due to a potions accident, Harry Potter and friends recieve a blast from the past when James and Company, Severus, and Lily are thrown into Harry's time. He can't tell his parents who he is- or that Voldemort is after them to make sure he's never born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Great Name Debate reviews
Arthur and Molly have six boys and one girl. Turns out, Molly's a bit of a name snob. Just when Arthur thinks he'll never get a chance to help name his child, along comes Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Love Potion Number 13 reviews
It was once said that 'All the girls love Severus Snape! They’re just too stupid to realise it' - Ginny Weasley should never try to use a love potion to outprank her brothers, but she really needed the job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
99 Bottles reviews
Winky finds herself alone in a dark room, and starts to muse on her drinking habits. She says she isn't a drunk, but...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Winky - Complete
Loathing reviews
Remus Lupin was normally a kind man who tried to get along well with everyone. He didn't really hate anything, until Sirius Black brought home that stupid bike. SBRM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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