Elle Q. Kaye
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Joined 12-11-08, id: 1766917, Profile Updated: 08-31-13
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
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50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Lovely Ashes by VictoriaJane reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts. — Tom Riddle/OC. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,215 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
GradeA Man Meat by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
AU. SasuSaku. What a waste of perfectly good man-meat. Oh well, the hot ones were always either gay, taken or crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Bubblegum by Queen of Pascalities reviews
/"You mean I have no morals?"/"I never said that."/"But you implied."/"True."/ SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame New Years by Xmarksthespot reviews
On the night when tradition strikes, everyone is in search for someone to kiss. However, Sasuke decides to kiss Sakura..“You stole my first kiss, Sasuke, so your new years resolution better be to stay at least fifty feet away from me!” SasuSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rose Among Thorns by SiriuslyinLovewithSirius reviews
Lily, Dorcas, Alice and the Marauders are in for their final and craziest Hogwarts year! Will the love, drama, heartbreak, death and teen angst they share bring them together or drive them apart? JP/LE SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,318 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Paper Cranes by i.want.my.money.back reviews
//Fold one thousand paper cranes, make a wish, and it will come true.// She promised herself that she would forget him after making the thousandth paper crane---he came back just as she was finishing the last. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Cupboards and Slytherin by ElMangoTango reviews
Founders Era. Fanfiction Fanfiction. For my long-lost. Love lots xxx. "Well, hello Rowena. I thought it might be you. You always pop up when I’m hiding in a cupboard. What is this, the fourth cupboard rendezvous we’ve had in the past half-decade?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Tile Watching by turtlechick reviews
AU. One-shot. Shikatema. "Well, that one is shaped like your head." "But it looks like a pineapple." "Exactly."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Osculation by Update reviews
Rowena wasn’t sure quite where everything had all gone wrong. Well, she knew it had to be something to do with osculation. Everything that went wrong in her life had to do with osculation...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Interview with a Werewolf by JolieFille reviews
A short one-shot story about an interview between a one Remus Lupin, and his former student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Long Feng vs Aang by samtana reviews
Don't follow the link if you value your life. I warned you.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Long Feng, Aang - Complete
Operation Shampoo by LEMONSKY4 reviews
“Albus! Come quick! The students have gone mad!” Minerva said as she ran into the headmaster’s office. Wrote this in like 15-20 minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Glow by precarious mind reviews
[AU. ONESHOT. SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW.] I'm in love with my waiter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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The Final Frontier reviews
One way that Lily and James might have fallen in love but not really. Trekkies unite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Pink Riding Hood reviews
A remake of the original 'Little Red Riding Hood', starring Haruno Sakura as Red Riding Hood, Uchiha Sasuke as the Woodcutter, and Orochimaru as the Big Bad Wolf. Coming soon to a theatre near you. –Warning: Mature audiences recommended–
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,508 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Me and My Cheeseburger reviews
It was all good until Sasuke opened his sexy mouth and asked if I was pregnant. Can't a woman crave steak without being suspected of being pregnant? Psh, men... Mild SasuSaku. AU. Oneshot. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wedding Dress reviews
I clenched my hand around the little velvet box. It was now or never; I turned to Sakura. "Can we talk?"/ Sasuke's learning the hard way that sometimes you can't afford to wait. This is what happens when the music ends. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete