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Joined 12-11-08, id: 1767049, Profile Updated: 12-12-11
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, White Darkness, Harry Potter, Love at Stake series, Handmaid's Tale, Morganville Vampires, Riley Jenson Guardian series, Perfect Chemistry, and Stolen, Lucy Christopher.

Name: Lisa :)

Age: 16

Height: 5ft 2 and a half (The half is very important, mustn’t forget)

Weight: not even going there.

Hair: Natural brown, with bits of red and blonde from previous dyes.

Tumblr - Yahh, so like, drop me a line or summit. I do regular updates on stories and all that

Hex - Harry Potter fan? Well, if your on Hex (www.hexrpg.com) and you like, do RP's and all that, let me know XD

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Stories:

Harry Potter and the Seven Sirens: Characters

Dawn Alyssa Alice Davina Kailah Yuki Crystal

People im lovin':

Geneva Shakhi

The perfect man
The perfect man is gentle And never cruel or mean. He has a perfect smile And is always neat and clean. The perfect man likes kids And will raise them by your side. He will be a caring father, And good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking. He will clean and vacuum, too. He'll do what's in his power To show his love for you. The perfect man is sweet, Writing poems with your name. He's a best friend to your mother And will kiss away your pain. He never makes you cry Nor caused you hurt in any way. To hell with this endless poem -- THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY

Love bites:

Luke Lisa Jamie Nick

Hell's angel:

Del Jason DarrenHolly Silva Galloway

The Limitations of Love:

Faith and Tom


THIS OR THAT?

Gryffindor or Slytherin?

Slytherin :D

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?

Ravencalw

Fred or George?

Fred

Ginny or Luna?

Luna

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?

Butterbeer!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley

Books or Movies?

Books

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?

Half-Blood Prince

Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets?

Chamber of Secrets

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape all the way!

Lupin or Sirius?

Can't i have both? No? Well, Remus did have Tonks sooo...SIRIUS

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil?

Lavender Brown

Kreacher or Dobby?

My dear Dobby with the sock that set him free...

Muggleborn or Pureblood?

Pureblood

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint?

Rupert Grint

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Bella

Voldemort or Tom Riddle?

TOM...my love

Hedwig or Crookshanks?

Hedwigzzzz..


THE IPOD PLAYLIST SHUFFLE QUIZ!!!

Simply put your ipod/itunes playlist on shuffle and skip to a random song to start and put the songs you get as answers to the questions below

1. How does the world see me?

We Will Rock You – Pink, Britney, Beyoncé (Um, strong/competitive?)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Battlefield – Jordan Sparks (I’ll take that as I no then…)

3. What do people really think of me?

Hallelujah – Alexandra Burke (o_O REALLY?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Mine – Taylor Swift (Um, yes then)

5. How can I make others happy?

‘Cuz I can – Pink (Just do it, then)

6. How can I make myself happy?

Jesus take the wheel – Carrie Underwood (Um, go church more?)

7. What should I do with my life?

Not Afraid – Eminem (Be brave/just do things without fear)

8. Will I ever have children?

Your Love Is My Drug – Ke$ha (Uh, no I’ll just be a crack addict then)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Hot – Avril Lavigne (Go get yourself a hot squeeze)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Tim McGraw – Taylor Swift (Wow. I’m a sad loser who needs to get over herself)

11. What song will play at my funeral?

Don’t You Want Me Baby? – Glee Cast (Wow, even in death, I’m try to get myself some guy)

12. What type of men/women do you like?

She’s Gonna Hurt Somebody – Chuck Wicks (Ooohhhh bad boy – or girl….?)

13. Why am I here?

Home – Chris Draughty (Be with family/feel loved and safe?)

14. What will people remember me for?

Crushcrushcrush – Paramore (Being outspoken and a little pissed off with everything?)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Everytime – Britney Spears (Ah, gonna be depressed tomorrow then)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Concrete Angel -Martina McBride (Nope, just a broken heart that the world forgot

17. What will this year be all about?

We R Who We R – Ke$ha (Being myself)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Right Round – Flo rider and Ke$ha (Oh dear)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Right There – Nicole Scherizinger (OH DEAR)

20 - Your message to the world:

Chemicals React – Aly and AJ (Um, love is a science that I don’t understand?)

21 - Your deepest secret:

I Hate this Part – Pussycat dolls (OOOOHHH)

22 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

U and Ur Hand – Pink (o_O maybe in the romantic sense)

23 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Who Knew – Pink (Yeah, I’m always dopey in the mornings)

24 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Small Town Girl – Kellie Pickler (Um, in a small town?)

25- You’d describe your best friend as:

Loser Like Me – Glee Cast (LOL, ah, she won’t be too happy)

26- Your friends describe you as:

Don’t Let Me Get Me – Pink (Ah, I’m a hazard to myself – makes sense)

27- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Issues – The Saturdays (Break down with all my problems? Yup)

28- Your philosophy in life is:

Making Me Fall In Love Again – Kellie Pickler (Um, fall in love and blame it on everyone else? Sounds like me)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

I Got You – Leona Lewis (Ahh… :’) )

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Lily and James The End is Almost Here by ConsultingTimeLordIn221B reviews
Lily, James and their friends enter their fifth year at Hogwarts and things are starting to change. James is finally gonna admit he might like Lily but Lily remain stubborn as ever. Will the new discovery bring them closer or tear them even more apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 93,877 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
CHERUB goes back to school by prayforme reviews
What happens when CHERUB's top agents Kyle, James, Kerry and Lauren are faced with their toughest challenge yet...SCHOOL! more importantly will James get caught flirting with his science teacher to pass the upcoming test. Set after the general enjoy!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Alice's Twilight by Mayuko Tataeshi reviews
Twilight from Alice's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Alice
His Confession by Likuts reviews
Slytherin's pureblood Draco Malfoy starts to like Gryffindor's muggleborn Hermione Granger...DM&HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Inner Demons reviews
Prostitutes are turning up dead, their bodies savagely lacerated and reeking of black magic, Full Plot Enclosed R&R
Riley Jenson Guardian series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011
Final Dusk reviews
Esme is dead and the Cullen's must live on without her. But, for Carlisle, life just doesn't seem real. Is love possible? R&R Langauge and mature scenes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlisle
The Limitations of Love reviews
Faith Riddle had witnessed it all, now, twelve years on from the Death of Lord Voldemort, she is ready to tell her story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Tom R. Jr.
Barrel and Bullet: An Urban Love Story reviews
The streets of London are divided. Sides must be picked. But for Brianna and Jace, a whole world separates them. R&R - Language and Mature moments
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
Tainted reviews
R&R, Femme Slash. Bellatrix-Hermione.Mature. Language. CBA to write a summery. It's dark, its seedy, its a descent into madness...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Rapture: The Bellatrix and Rodolphus Story reviews
Insanity has never looked so seductive… The collision of two sinister sadists. The blossoming of a barbaric love. The Lestrange love story. R&R - Language and Mature Scenes HP Taming of the Shrew
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Midnight Burns reviews
Full Blurb Enclosed. Myrinn/OC
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Myrnin
Shades Of Grey
2256, Earth is dying, water is scarce, a war is raging and life depends on the reproduction of women. But Una Riley chooses to fight, a choice that will change both her life and Chase McFarlane's life forever...
Crossover - Handmaid's Tale & Stolen, Lucy Christopher - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 10/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Seven Sirens reviews
Seven friends believe that they were normal, until a mysterious man in a flowing black cape comes to turn their life around. Now, they are plunged into a world like no other, with only each other and their firy attatuides to keep them safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010
Pierced reviews
Okays, i'm sorry. This is my own story where Vampire Hunter Eve Galloway is wept into the world of vampire politics as she becomes the human servent of Finn, a powerful master vampire who just so happened to have saved her life...
Love at Stake series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010
love bites reviews
ok, this is my own story about lisa, who's life changes when she gets bitten one night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Hell's Angel reviews
there are two types of angels, and Delilah is one of them, only her life is turned uside down and she finds herself the new queen of hell.
White Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
Breaking Twilight reviews
Cassandra Clarkson is like every normal sixteen year old: she's stubborn, shes a pain-in-the-arse and she is also in love with Edwaard Cullen, a fiction vampire. or so she thought, until she moves to Ireland and finds herself in a world like no other...x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward
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