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Author has written 5 stories for Inkheart, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, iCarly, Ella Enchanted, and Harry Potter.

Hullo. I'm finally getting around to writing a profile. Here we go.

I'm merae over at LiveJournal, and I post most of my fic at my icon/fic comm there, especially the RPF (which isn't allowed on FF.net. Boo). If you want to read it just head on over to my Homepage.

I will always be a Harry Potter fan and my favorite character is Stan Shunpike! (Hence the screen name... Madness? I. AM. SHUNPIKE! *kicks Voldemort into the pit*) I don't know why, I just like him.

Most of what I like to read or write falls into a few categories:

1) Het pairings where the guy is far older than the girl,
2) femslash of any kind whatsoever, or
3) the occasional OT3. (Fred/Hermione/George, anyone?)

My three favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Inkheart and Narnia; especially that last lately, what with my extreme anticipation of VoDT. Besides those, I flit in and out of too many fandoms to name.
I like writing RPF far too much and it hinders the amount of fic I write about fictional characters. But I do hope to have more up here someday, and possibly to beta eventually!

My top three OTPs of any fandom are:

Narnia · Lucy/Tumnus
Pride and Prejudice · Charlotte/Lizzy (Yep, you read that right.)
Inkheart · Dustfinger/Meggie

New ships (new as of January 2011, anyway):

LoTR · Gríma Wormtongue/Éowyn
A:TLA · Iroh/Toph

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Finding A Way by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
“You’d rather talk to a stupid survey then your awesome older brother?” Dean finally finds a way to get through to Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Like Being Brothers Again by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Sam and Dean discover FanFiction. "Dean, nothing Supernatural is hurting me..." Yep, categories like Sam being tortured or raped, where Ruby dies and yes, even Wincest...Sam hasn't seen Dean looked so shocked in years. It's almost amusing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Woods by connora reviews
He cocked his head to the side, giving you a once over that made you feel violated. Scabior/You
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Scabior, OC
Gale and the Dragon by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
Before the last battle for Narnia, Jewel tells Jill and Eustace the tale of an impetuous young king and his adventures in a distant land - a tale of the high seas, a tale of the friendship between a Man and a Beast, a tale of love, a tale of how one Son of Adam found the path to follow his destiny. This is the adventure of how Gale slew the dragon of the Lone Islands. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eustace Scrubb, Jewel the Unicorn, Jill Pole, OC - Complete
Phoebe's Favorite Toys by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Phoebe always has preferred girl toys to boy toys. Incest. Femme Slash. Established Relationships. Multiple Lovers. Drabble.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Phoebe H. - Complete
Want by girleater reviews
Insinuative. Insinuative. Insinuative. Hattie centric. Slight Hattie/Ella. Hattie is obsessing over Ella, and she has no idea why. Drabble.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Kelly and the Stone by TheOutgriber reviews
A few scenes from "Cadet Kelly," focusing on the changing relationship between Kelly and Captain Jennifer Stone.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Lunarella by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Once upon a time there was a beautiful maiden named Luna who roomed with her wicked housemates Cho and Marietta. One day,word came that there was to be a ball & George Weasley would chose a girlfriend from the young maidens at Hogwarts! M 4 minor sex talk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
One Hundred Chapters by Alexa Twitch reviews
One hundred chapters, one hundred thousand words. I don't own Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Dustfinger, Meggie F.
The Short Life of Wendell and Monica Wilkins by xyzisme reviews
A short insight into the minds of the memory-wiped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sticky Fingers by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble. Written for the 'emotions' challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum. The Dark Lord thinks Bellatrix needs some help with her Cruciatus. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Lessons In Love by ubiquitous girl reviews
Sometimes love isn't the fiery passion of the ballads. Sometimes it's not what you expect. Sometimes it's just two people, learning to love.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Keladry, Wyldon
Cheerios by Pet'n'Prop reviews
This is based off I dream that I once had long ago...
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Basta - Complete
A Lesson in Confidence by AurorAngel reviews
Rosmerta is feeling old, Ginny is feeling nieve. They teach each other an important lesson in self-confidence. Warnings:consensual underage sex adult and minor , femslash. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ginny W., Rosmerta - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Name Is Mr Sir by LeMoNsOuR reviews
This is incredibly stupid... I don't even know why I'm writing this. But since I'm dead anyway, you might as well know I haven't always been this... monster. My name is Mr. Sir. -Judge me if you dare.-
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mr. Sir, Warden W.
iLove Gibby by xXFreshMuffinsXx reviews
Sam and Gibby! She tortures him so much,so can't that mean that she likes him? i don't know if this is the only Sibby story, but i think it is... enjoy!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Sam P., Gibby
Cut by Rebecca Hb reviews
Stormwings are infuriating, Daine is exhausted, and holding back takes too much effort. Daine/Rikash.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
scream at the sky by fandrastic reviews
because as good as she was at tearing things apart, he was just as good at putting things back together. spam drabbles for those who may/may not like spam, some slight seddie/creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Piper's True Love by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Piper assures her true love that she doesn't really want Leo even though she's flirting against Phoebe for his attention. Incest Femme Slash. Het. Season 1 fic.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Prue H., Piper H. - Complete
Piper's New White Lighter by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
The Halliwells have a new White Lighter, much to Piper's delight! Incest Femme Slash. 200-word Drabble.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Piper H., Prue H. - Complete
The Proposal by Asuka Kureru reviews
Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
Not Supposed to Be This Way by domsdirtysecret reviews
Short oneshot of Kel/Raoul, written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN competition
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Keladry, Raoul - Complete
Commanders by Daughter of Nature reviews
A series of mostly unconnected Raoul/Kel drabbles written for SMACKDOWN on Goldenlake.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Raoul, Keladry
Two of a Kind by Daughter of Nature reviews
A collection of mostly unrelated Buri/Kel drabbles. Written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010
Love Birds by Weezer Girl reviews
When the Lioness is surprised, her temper reacts. There was that one time, though, when two of her closest friends shocked her completely, and got away without even a lecture. Alanna sees Daine and Numair flirting in the courtyard. Oneshot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Char and Ella's Honeymoon by Grasspaw reviews
Ever wonder what happened after the movie ends? My little sister did, so she wrote this. Isn't it amazing what nine year olds can come up with?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Swimming Hole by Daughter of Nature reviews
Buri suggests a trip down to the old swimming hole. A collection of connected Buri/Kel drabbles, written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010
Adventure by Daughter of Nature reviews
A collection of five connected Buri/Kel drabbles, written for Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Blank Writings by BundyShoes reviews
He wouldn't mind reading, as long as it was with her. Dustfinger/Meggie
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Lots of Crap by katiehorse reviews
the poo is irrisistable how will Butler cope with the script half writen by xWishxUponxAxStarx and lesly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Inappropriate Dinner Conversation by girleater reviews
Ella humiliates Hattie at a very formal dinner party. -femslash- -Hattie/Ella-
Ella Enchanted - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Chavs and Chavudice by Ashabagawa reviews
The Bennet family are renowned throughout the country for their nose rings, tattoos and fatal attraction to Playboy merchandise, although with a new addition to the community, will the girls change their ways? Not bloody likely...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
My Sweet Nymph by AurorAngel reviews
Ginny comes home to find her girlfriend crying.Warings:book 7 spoilers PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete
New Luna by AurorAngel reviews
When Voldemort is in need of three virgins Luna is one of the victims but is she really a virgin and where are those very impure thoughts about Bellatrix, her captor, coming from? Warnings:femslash PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Luna L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
My Friend Ping by Suzie Q. Blue Kazoo reviews
The Story of Mulan in Ling's Point of View. TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Ling
Understatements by The Soapbox Writer reviews
To say that he hated those books was an understatement.
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Klaus B. - Complete
She's Prohibited He's Off Limits by Lizzie.Darcy-Bella.Edward reviews
Modern P&P. Darcy is the new music teacher and Lizzy is a senior student. Attraction was instant but how will they overcome the barrier of teacher/student? With no pride nor prejudice to stand in their way will they get their happy ending?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009
Spam Love! by amzy reviews
Sam and Spencer
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sam P., Spencer S.
Harry Potter and The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by jesuisamber reviews
All is normal in the Harry Potter Fanfiction world: Malfoy & Snape duel over Hermione; Ron has an epiphany; Everyone meet Harry's twin sister!; And Harry? He just broods. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009
What is so funny by Marie S Zachary reviews
Adrian and Natalie like each other.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Adrian M., Natalie T. - Complete
Lakes by omgluvr24 reviews
Daine and Numair set out for a normal lesson on lakes, but it ends up very differently than it should have! Rated T for safety. Set after RotG.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Friends With Benefits by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Takes place when Meggie is seventeen. She's with Farid, but her heart, and her body desires Dustfinger. What happens when he returns the feelings for her? What happens when they just can't control it? Dustfinger/Meggie. T for now. Now Complete.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,780 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete
let heart decide by dArKeNsHaDoWs reviews
after months of observing, julie decides to take mattes into her own hands, so a summer ball, and little help from her friends, julie pulls her mother and mr monk together, but will it work? read on and find out!
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Adrian M., Natalie T. - Complete
Ever together? by LittleDarkG reviews
D/N - daine's 17th birthday comes along and her and numair still havent told their friends about them being together.....but will they? set after ROTG - FINISHED
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
What's in a Name? by HotaruofKonoha reviews
Cyborg and Starfire have a heart-to-heart about names
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Cyborg, Starfire - Complete
Magic is in the Air by The Indigo Crown reviews
AU. Tummnus/Lucy. Feeling rather festive during the Christmas season, Lucy grants Mr.Tummnus a gift, only to find that her world isn't so normal. Romance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Tumnus
Rainbow Ring by PigSlay reviews
Carly gives Sam a present for her birthday she won't forget. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Twinfinity: Multipass by atheneblue reviews
Father Cornelius hires the Weasley twins to initiate Leeloo into one very special aspect of human relationships. AR/AU/whatever/total CRACK! Rated M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fifth Element - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Fred W. - Complete
Every Duck Has His Day by My Reality is Fiction reviews
How long can Andie stay clueless? When a bad date forces her to realize she might also have feelings for Duckie, will Andie be ready to handle it? And will Duckie finally fight for what he wants? R&R Please!
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Heartbreak Pity by CandyCaner reviews
Piper and Prue fume over the recent argument with their beaus, but that becomes the last thing on their minds. Warnings inside. Updated for Author's Note
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Prue H., Piper H. - Complete
The Past of Father Christmas and Jadis by DreamMakersMagic reviews
They were once friends. Best friends. Maybe more than friends. What could change that so quickly? What could possibly tear them apart?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Father Christmas, Jadis the White Witch
Hot Cocoa and Comfort by ValSilph reviews
“I’m not a little girl anymore,” she said, not really sure what she was referring to. Dustfinger paused. “Don’t worry, I know,”
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete
A Series Of Random and Ridiculous Occurrences by Velvet Liquor reviews
Eyebrow wigglin', Austin Powers announces that certain characters have the mojo, and drunk people understand Sunny's baby language.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Do You Lufffff Me? by Now Look What We've Come To reviews
One shot. Foaly learns something about letting Holly test his inventions. Attempt at Holly/Foaly fluff. R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Second Wind by KylieVictoria reviews
Mary and Joey are taking a break from cleaning but things start to get heated. A co-written story with Amberle25
Another Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
A Fluff to Beat All Fuffs by Fernsfairie reviews
A cute, short, fluffy one-shot about Dobby waking up Harry during the middle of the night with some interesting news. I think you could fit this in somewhere during HBP, maybe. Read this just for the fluff, not the meager plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Dobby, Winky - Complete
Pushpins and Poetry by InkStainedFire reviews
In the beginning there was the Word. At least that's what Meggie thinks. T for mentions of sex. Meggie/Dustfinger.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete
Show Me Love by Mariuslover66 reviews
A simple DustfingerxMeggie story. I wanted to try one so i did and i honestly love the pairing. There are NOT enough stories for them so here it is. Enjoy! Rated for swearing
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Anne of Green Gables The Remix by cavgirl reviews
What if Marilla Cuthbert and John Blythe had found each other again? How would that affect Anne - and Gilbert? Kind of starts in the middle, but stick with it.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008
Commentary by lye tea reviews
A letter in the making. /Fleur/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Fleur D. - Complete
Really Huge Love by orangestrepsils reviews
When Narcissa discovers Lucius with one of Draco's schoolmates, she seeks her revenge. However, deep within in forbidden forrest something intended to be meaningless turns into true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Narcissa M., Grawp
A Creamy Prelude by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Was it really just eggnog? Incest Femme Slash.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Piper H., Prue H. - Complete
Prue's WakeUp Call by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Prue struggles with the changes in her and her sisters' lives shortly after they learn that they're Witches. Incest Slash.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prue H., Piper H. - Complete
Birthday Miracles by entre-lagrimas-y-suspiros reviews
Miranda/Andy femmeslash. A chance encounter on Andy's birthday results in an unexpected life-changing present.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Burning Dusk by lye tea reviews
Read at your own discretion. The re-defininition of an age old story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Okay by buffyandspikefan reviews
In an AU where Leon lives, where do they go and what do they do? What becomes of their relationship? Characters are not mine and will be returned in their original packaging.
Professional - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Beauty by ElouiseBates reviews
While visiting the Magician's garden on the Island of the Dufflepuds, Lucy and Eustace have a little chat about true beauty.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Oral Exam by hotfruits reviews
Will Lucy pass her oral exam? Sequel to Teacher, I Have A Question. WARNINGS Lucy/Susan SMUT
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Teacher, I have a question by hotfruits reviews
Susan teaches Lucy some important life lessons. WARNINGS: Lucy/Susan, SMUT
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
THE RIGHT GIRL by gothgurl4eva reviews
i really want 2 be mor respected as a writer so i wrote this tale of love, consumption, n lust! plz review no flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., OC
Someday by EnsignAbby reviews
Leon muses on the future as he walks down the hallway and into the possibilities of a new life.
Professional - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Kelsi's Secret by shopgirl152 reviews
Kelsi has a secret, but when her diary goes missing, the entire school may well know her secret. Gabriella/Kelsi
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Kelsi N., Gabriella M. - Complete
You and Me VS by moonlitsfantasy reviews
This is a crack pairing for CyXBlackfire for a drabble challenge between my friend and I. As always, read and review and I'll love you forever.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Cyborg, Blackfire - Complete
The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the WROLD! by Doobidoob reviews
This is a fanfiction that is intentionally bad. I wrote it just for fun but I thought that the internet deserved to see this glorious piece of trash. So have fun hating it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Incest by lye tea reviews
Bluntly put. /Klaus x Violet, Duncan x Isadora/
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Klaus B., Violet B. - Complete
Well Jinkies by SilverTurtle reviews
One shot. DV. Why? Because there was a marathon and they wouldn't leave me alone until I did.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Velma, Daphne - Complete
She Walked Away by IceRose92 reviews
Galleria and Dorinda have another fight. Dorinda runs off...Chanel runs after her. Longer summary inside. Femslash...you have been warned!
Cheetah Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Selfish by 13 o'clock Erik reviews
Grima WormtongueEowyn centered fic. Grima broods. Because that's what he does. M for mature situations including... that heavy petting thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
The Death Eater Blogs by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
The Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Letters To Europe by magicmumu reviews
Based off of the movie Cadet Kelly. Kelly knows she's going to miss Captain Jennifer Stone. Femslash. KellyJennifer
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Balls of Power by kenansense reviews
Fullscale parody of HDM, featuring Incestuous!Lyra, Disco!Asriel, and Improper!Use of exclamation marks. [And that city in the Aurora! I think I saw a Nordstrom!]
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007
Hogsmeade by ellen grace reviews
Rita lit up a cigarette and took a long drag, combing the crowd at the Three Broomsticks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Rita S., Hermione G. - Complete
Without A Reason by Bride of Lister reviews
When truces brake and passions fail, an obsession with secrets will neither ruin nor save. LeoChris. SLASH
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Chris H., Leo W. - Complete
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Winter's Chill by VestalDarkness reviews
Eowyn is alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
A Wizard for Mary by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Mary Bennet makes the unexpected acquaintance of Percy Weasley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Percy W., Mary - Complete
Ginnyella by SiriusLuver16 reviews
Percy is telling Ginny her favorite bed time story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
One Must Always Expect the Unexpected by The Evil Pink Squirrel of Doom reviews
I'M BACK! Susan falls in love with someone who had been right at her side since entering Aslans camp.But there are many difficulties for a gentle queen and a centaur general. SusanOreius.I suck at summeries really, please just give it a chance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
The Birds and the Bees by jvcla25 reviews
Mrs. Bennet imparts some interesting advice on the eve of the Bennet sisters’ double wedding. P&P Regency COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Charlotte's Journal by Down Iris reviews
Charlotte Lucas acts as she does because she is a lesbian, and possibly Anne de Bourgh is too!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
1, 2, 3, Bill is Helping Me! by SiriusLuver16 reviews
Just a little fluff about Bill teachinig Ginny how to count to ten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
Kirk, Servant of Thor by CarbonCatalyst reviews
Kirk is a protector of the innocent. His job is to protect and guard.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Lorelai G. - Complete
Changes by edana reviews
Lucy begins to notice new things about Mr. Tumnus.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Anatomy of a Spider Monkey by blank82 reviews
Paris and Rory are cast on a reality tv show where they’re stuck in a house with two self pronounced players. Hard to summarize in five short sentences squished in this tiny box... But it’s an RJ. And plus kirk is a pimp. You can’t beat that. full summary
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Rory G., Paris G.
The People Who'll Always Be There by Phoebonica reviews
Violet suspects that Lemony knows a lot more about her than he's telling. Probably AU.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Violet B., Lemony S. - Complete
Fuzzflowers by Thalia Kendall reviews
Two unlikely students run into each other after Dumbledore's funeral. What in the world would Neville Longbottom and Pansy Parkinson have to talk about? Oneshot written for Mynuet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Forbidden Love by PuckRox reviews
Mr. Tumnus had always been in love with Lucy, but he's always had to hide his true feelings from her and everyone else. Will he ever be able to tell her? Movie based.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie
Veela Charm and the DarkHaired Man by Magic Fairy Nova reviews
Fleur wants Snape as her boyfriend. Will they fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Severus S., Fleur D.
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by Thalia Kendall reviews
A Dean/Padma one-shot that I felt compelled to write. Two unknown people meet on the train on the way home after their 4th year, two people with a strange, indefinite rapport. And in these times, everyone needs friends. *DONE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice- The Lost Chapter by Uncle Lupin reviews
Very stupid story I wrote while having to read Pride and Prejudice in English class
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2001
The Midget by Tha Ruski reviews
this is a parody to lord of the rings, please post reviews, i am not sure if i should continue it and your support would help
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2001
Strange by Mithrandir reviews
My first attempt at comedy...you either love it or hate it, folks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2000
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Unreasonable reviews
In the cellar of Malfoy Manor, Dean's faith in the dignity of others sinks lower. Ficlet, M for brief sex. The pairing might freak you out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete
Quite Legal reviews
We are officially married, thank you very much. Slannen/Ella. Movieverse, very AU. Set in some universe where this ship actually happened. Just a little drabble-ficlet-thing I wrote a while back: fluffy and weird and IDEK where it came from.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Rutabagas
The gang sets off on a trip to the Renaissance Faire. T-Bo accidentally triggers a chain of bizarre and unsettling food-related memories for Carly and Spencer. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
Invisible Elephant
Ellen has feelings for Georgia she can't explain. Femslash, oneshot.
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ellen, Georgia N. - Complete
Dragonflies reviews
A short DustMeggie oneshot. Futurefic. Slightly AU from the series — set in movieverse. Meggie watched dragonflies flit around her head in the night as her back sank deeper into the long, cool grass.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete