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Joined 12-11-08, id: 1767443, Profile Updated: 10-26-11
Author has written 25 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

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"Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world."

Disclaimer: All of my works are under Stephenie Meyer's copyright. I do not own any (err, many) of the characters that are in these stories. I won't put a disclaimer in every chapter because it should be common sense.

In the process of writing/publishing again! (:

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The Cutting Edge by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's life had been hard for years after her parents' death, but she managed to pull it together, graduate and get through cosmetology school in order to support herself. Now a new opportunity that sounds too good to be true is presented by a handsome businessman. Could she be getting into more than she bargained for? Adopted from Dollybigmomma.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 2/6 - Bella, Edward
Restoration by Elise de Sallier reviews
Resigned to her lonely fate, Bella risks her life to rescue a man left for dead by enemy soldiers. Edward turns out to be a little more than she bargained for, his presence awakening dangerous desires and inspiring dreams that could change her life—and the course of a Kingdom—forever. Loosely inspired by Cinderella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,738 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 12/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
I Belong With You by twilightladies reviews
In those moments, I realize it's over. Planning to follow you to the same college is not an option. I can't be near you and watch you love another. With one last glance at my past, I turn and go back the way I came. I don't see you turning around or the smile that falls from your face when you see me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 18h ago - Published: 2/16 - Bella, Edward
First & Last by alliehurry reviews
My best friend ran away with my boyfriend. Damn it, I'm really going to miss her. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/17 - Bella, Edward
Cover Girl by smmiskimen reviews
Finishing up his senior year, Edward receives his acceptance letter to UNLV and embarks on a trip with his brother Emmett to see the campus. Unbeknownst to him, Emmett has other plans for the trip and Edward finds himself face to face with the woman of his dreams, the girl from the magazines, his Cover Girl. Will he keep his cool, or crash and burn? Banner by Astrid Green Eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,051 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/16 - Edward, Bella
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,198 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/29 - Bella
Good Times at Masen's by Isannah reviews
Good drinks, good food, and good company. That's what makes Good Times the place to be. What happens when Bella Swan offers owner Edward Masen more? AH, rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/2 - Bella, Edward
Beneath The Surface by My-Bella reviews
One summer, an internship in Africa, bloodlust, sharp teeth, and a boatload of fear are all that stand in the way of Bella Cullen landing a job at the Atlanta Aquarium - As long as she doesn't count cocky shark expert Edward Masen on her list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 428,685 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Heart My Home by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,338 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/4 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Forty-Three by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Maps dictate where we go, but they don't always take us home. City subway tunnels and dim street lights converge, bringing two people infinitely closer. Will a chance meeting lead them to forever? Maybe it was only a matter of time. Collaboration with Maplestyle. Romance; BxE; Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,065 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/28 - Bella, Edward
Stripped Desire by MrzEdCullen reviews
Logic and art, numbers and paint—two different worlds from each other. Life made them collide, but one dangerous request could lead to much more than what they bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/7 - Bella, Edward
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,810 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Reign by RuthlesslyYours reviews
Be gentle, be sweet, speak of womanly things, but above all else give your king everything he desires, Lady Isabella Swan of Devonshire does none of these things...#Kingward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,570 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/13 - Edward, Bella
Ride and Prejudice by ClaireBamboozle reviews
Life is a series of choices and making the wrong call can change someones life forever, just ask Edward Cullen. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/25 - Edward, Bella
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,810 - Reviews: 6642 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/2 - Bella, Edward
Every Time We Lie Awake by riah19 reviews
In the wake of childhood tragedy, seven year old Isabella Marie Swan looked into the eyes of her soul-mate & and saw a brilliant future. Ten years later, the boy with the piercing green eyes has all but vanished from her memory, but a return to her hometown & a cocky, angry boy with a past leave Bella stuttering on the sparks of recognition. Full summary inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cullen's Roadhouse by TGBMcCray reviews
Bella Swan is adrift. She's got a worthless college degree, bills, two friends, a shitty apartment, and too many ex-boyfriends. Swearing off men seems like a good idea, at least until she can figure out how to pour a proper beer and make some cash at Cullen's Roadhouse. It's an apron that sets her off – an apron, some Levi's, and a tall glass of Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,936 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Bella
Onscreen Chemistry by winterhorses reviews
Bella, America's young sweetheart on screen, is starring in her first R-rated film. Her co-star is Edward Cullen, Hollywood's reputed playboy, and he won't give her the time of day. Will they fizzle onscreen as Bella attempts to turn up the heat in her first erotic scene, or can she cause a reaction powerful enough to burn through his arrogant, impassive facade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,154 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,435 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Counter Assault by ExquisiteEdward reviews
She stole my heart the moment I saw her traipsing in front of that counter. Now how do I win hers and make her see that I am the only man for her? She's been hurt, I know that. And I don't have much to offer her other than my heart, which she owns completely. I'm going to lay it all on the line for her, and I have a few tricks up my sleeve to convince her I'm worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/4 - Bella, Edward
Point of No Return by NeedMyFix reviews
"Nothing, Edward. Not a word. You broke my trust and completely shattered me in the process. It's left us at a point of no return." There's always a reason why people do what they do. There's always another side to the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,623 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rescue To Release by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
"As a cinematographer, I've given some thoughts to how I might die, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd die of dehydration, cut up and bleeding while perched in a tree in the middle of the Australian outback. As you can see, Sam is down below. He's an insane and perpetually randy, 7-foot tall, alpha-male kangaroo, and he belongs to that equally mental bloke, Cullen."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/30 - Bella, Edward
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be? O/S for Fandom Against DV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,096 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
May Be Reckless by Foreverx17 reviews
"Everything changed when I had laid eyes on her. She was, without a doubt, the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. I stopped myself again. This was Charlie's daughter. Charlie, the man who had given me a chance when I felt like I was down on my luck. I would never undermine his trust by trying to get at his daughter. I knew why I wasn't good enough. I knew I had to stay away."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,988 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Bella, Edward
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,287 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Endings by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** All Edward wanted was his freedom and a safe place to hide… and maybe a warm female body in his bed. What he got was so much more. EPOV of "Reason For Living." Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,289 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking Back by RachelFish reviews
She knew when she met him she wouldn't be able to deny him anything. Is that how she ended up pregnant at 16 and left to handle it alone? Bella raises her daughter with the help of her family... but what about the person who matters most?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,057 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
First Kiss by Kstewsthighs reviews
Two strangers. One kiss. A new beginning. OOC AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,677 - Follows: 7,514 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Diary of an Ugly Girl by Anton M reviews
Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 270,310 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,758 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,609 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Guy Across the Hall by lucyjane423 reviews
Bella and Alice live in an apartment building in Manhattan. Edward and Jasper live across the hall. There are no boundaries, and one day Edward walks in on a topless Bella. Their lives become a series of competitions to see who can embarrass the other one more. AH/OOC, eventual HEA, with lots of coffee and lots of references to "Friends." Rated M for future chapters & language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/22 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Concealed in Stone by mcgt reviews
Oscar night in Tinseltown and Bella Swan is all dressed up with nowhere to go. What happens when her uptight co-worker isn't as buttoned up as she thought?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." All human. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Matter What by Lolo84 reviews
No matter how big and bad you think you are, if a child hands you a toy phone, you pick it up. No matter how damaged you think you are, when someone pure and beautiful offers you their love, you love them back. And no matter how tough, when your mom asks you for a kiss, you give it. And you make it a good one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Not-So-Superhuman by Musicxlove11 reviews
Isabella Swan has a strange power: when her skin touches another's, she sees a vision of their death. And Bella's visions always come true. When new student Edward Cullen takes a strange interest in her, she's determined to keep him at a distance. Will she be able to stop her vision of his death from happening? And will she be able to resist his charms -even to save her own life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,536 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,038 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/31/2012
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Particle Collisions by joyousnerd reviews
Bella has given up on love, choosing to be content with her quiet, albeit boring life. She never imagined how much that life would change when Edward Masen moved into the classroom across the hall. Watch out world, there's a new nerd in town!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,599 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Melt With You by Jenny0719 reviews
It's her last Olympics and nothing matters to Isabella Swan except one thing: A final gold medal. Until she meets long time admirer and snowboarder, Edward Cullen. Suddenly, she finds that her win isn't important without someone to celebrate it with. GOING FOR THE GOLD CONTEST WINNER. 1st place judge's vote. 2nd place public vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,729 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suspicions: The Tale of the Maybe Vampire by IrishLoveForever reviews
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,463 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Scrooge by kitchmill reviews
Ever the Scrooge, Edward Cullen has no interest in celebrating Christmas. Will his attitude change when he finds a young woman down on her luck?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Shelter by Marvar reviews
Two people. One night. No power. Can two people fall for each other as they seek shelter? Rated M because Edward has a British accent and wears suspenders. My birthday present for Cosmogirl7481.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Every Life (A Little Snow Must Fall) by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life happens. It passes us by in fleeting moments filled with unexpected encounters. It gives us choices to say and do the right thing. And chances to make it better, even when our choices were wrong. A short holiday story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,774 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not So Innocent by eternallyedward reviews
Bella's been chasing after her best friend's brother for years. When she gets what she's always wanted, will it be enough for either of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy as Pie by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Masen: successful actor, admired by many, desired by thousands; he had everything he could have possibly wanted, except … happiness. One night, while trying to escape his crazy life, he literally made a "right" turn, which led him to Little Bell. Could finding that happiness really be as easy as pie?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold Me Down by periwrites reviews
Not me. That's who this girl is. She is not me. And for the first time, Edward wants someone who is not me. The tequila sits at the bottom of my stomach and begins to grow tentacles. I am tequila brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,924 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8856 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Out by FriendsToLoversContest reviews
Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endlessly by FriendsToLoversContest reviews
He's my cinnamon-sweet soft spot, and I'm the friend who gives him everything. I'm just waiting for him to ask for more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glycerine by Livie79 reviews
Glycerine: Sweet, clear, odorless...harmless, unless mixed with the wrong ingredients. When Bella decided to fulfill a fantasy, Edward was happy to oblige. No strings, no obligations. But when their paths cross months later, a spark is ignited and the tables are turned. Will the highly combustible mixture of lust and love survive or create an explosion that will destroy them both?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,893 - Reviews: 6797 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,642 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Beside Still Waters by AmyZini reviews
Separated by years, yet tied to each other through the birth of a child, Edward and Bella struggle to work together when confronted with the unthinkable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,737 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 6,130 - Follows: 5,977 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tantum by Bitter Shade reviews
Six years after watching the man she loved self-destruct in drugs and fame, session drummer Bella Swan is brought face to face with the wound that never quite healed. A little dark, but with windows. Mature: sex, drug references. AU/AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,184 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,822 - Reviews: 6788 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summerboy by Little Miss Mionie reviews
Every summer vacation, Edward was Bella's annual secret escape. At school, Bella can't hide from the whispers that she deserved what happened during "the incident". Her summery and wintry worlds collide. AH, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Evening Shade by samekraemer reviews
Evening Shade was no different than any other small town in middle America. The biggest problem Mayor Edward Cullen was faced with was the placement of a stoplight and the fact the town didn't have reliable satellite service because of the weather. That was, until she sped into town. That was when everything changed. AH/AU/OOC. Canon couples. EPOV/BPOV. Adult Situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,018 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Soil & the Sky by xNimCee reviews
In between dreams and reality, there is a place where happiness lies. One must not make the mistake of relying on one or the other. As the ultimate daydreamer, Bella Swan learns this lesson the hard way. A lesson in the form of Edward Cullen, her new best friend. AH, OOC, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,182 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Edward, Bella
Hatchet by prettykittyartist reviews
Edward Cullen rules Forks. He does what he wants, when he wants. What happens when he meets his match and she's got a lesson or two for him to learn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,295 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4367 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dust by Vican reviews
Skin grows back and wounds heal, but freedom only comes once. In a world confined by the effects of war, freedom is an illusion created by those with power. When the chance to escape is close enough to touch, how much would you give to reach it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Bella Swan Scholarship Fund by eiluned price reviews
Bella's discovery of an unwanted gift provokes an unintended reaction. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,435 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8829 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always an Edward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen H reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21191 - Favs: 10,299 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Ice Advantage by Hibbleton78 reviews
One NHL star. One hockey fan. After months of flirting through plexiglass in an arena full of hockey fans, Lord Stanley brought them together. Now they just have to stay together. Expansion of the One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Bandits of Bennett Circle by samekraemer reviews
The quiet neighborhood of Bennett Circle is being terrorized. When Edward Masen becomes the latest victim, he determines he's going to catch the culprits. Who he encounters in his quest isn't at all what he expected. AU/AH/OOC. Canon couples with a few surprises, but nothing too surprising. Rated M. It's a fun ride, I think. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 173,407 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Twelve Months by SassyK reviews
Twelve months is nothing when you've spent decades walking the earth, existing, searching; twelve months is everything when your search has come to an end. One year in the life of a gentle soul and the woman who recasts his world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,164 - Reviews: 3618 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7599 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graduate Bitterness by RMacaroni reviews
Bitter graduate student meets eager undergraduate. Sparks fly but not always in the good way. A story about regaining faith in yourself and remembering why it was you used to love what you do. All EPOV. AH. Rated M for language and eventual citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 52,484 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Babysitter by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Everybodysaid Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar and Arsenic by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
He thinks she's a spoiled drama queen with an ego the size of her paycheck. She just wants to sink her teeth into his...bagels. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7009 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Earth, It Trembles by ginginlee reviews
A girl, a boy, a God, a life, a rebirth, an escape, an attempt at living again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,923 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Morphing Games by Taneva Rose reviews
Twenty-four names drawn at random, by the end all but one will be dead. The final survivor receives the ultimate prize: immortality. My name is Bella Swan, and I'm a Prospective in the 100th Morphing Games. There's only one problem: I don't want to win.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,677 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Atlantic City by PhoenixRN reviews
Something sinister is going on behind the scenes at a popular casino. When things get dangerous, reluctant casino manager Edward, enlists the help of an intelligent runaway Bella, to figure out what's happening and to save them both. All Human ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,603 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Pointe by Viridian6 reviews
Edward's life was a non-stop party – drinking, drugs, girls – he's completely out of control. Determined to win back his father's approval, he befriends sweet & innocent Bella. His plan backfires, but can he give up his new addiction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,984 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked by LyricalKris reviews
Spend two seasons with the Cullen Actor's Troupe. How do you measure a year? In romance, friendship, violence, passion, and love. But does Edward deserve any of it when his past is a little...well...wicked?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,330 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9574 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 4,237 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Over The Rainbow by Equivamp reviews
School's out for the summer and Bella's about to take a journey to the otherside of the rainbow. She knows her Lion, Scarecrow and Tinman in real life, but will her trip over the rainbow be enough to help her find true love?
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,400 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5108 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
De Immortalitate by Raum reviews
COMPLETE "The life of the Roman patrician Antonius is put at stake by his father, Felix. When Felix brings to his only son a new slave, Bella, more reasons arise for Antonius' concerns. Felix's secret can change Antonius' and Bella's destiny." ExB AU/vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3852 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Danse Macabre by Devy-Artemis reviews
It began in Forks and ended in Seattle. We danced as predator and prey...and then somehow,we became lovers. Where will this dance take me now,I don't know,but I know that it surely isn't over. AU with lots of snark and banter,and of course,plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,483 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Handsome Woman by winterstale reviews
AH - collab w/ Viola Cornuta *CO-WINNER JUDGES' CHOICE: Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest* He took her on faith, and, with a pot of shamrock, she traveled to an unknown shore to become his wife. Rated M for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward, Siobhan
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangled Web by Kefe reviews
An exchange of letters leads to a mistaken identity and an unrequited love, constructed in a web of deceit, woven with love, embedded in desire and sealed in heartbreak. This is the late 1800s and early 1900s. Bella, Edward & Rosalie. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,946 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five by GreenPuma reviews
Then it dawns on me: she's not slipping. Panicking, but not slipping. Afraid of falling, but not slipping. The others aren't here. This isn't capture the flag. This is a fear sequence. I'm still in the simulation, and I can no longer be called "Four"
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Real Plastic Trees by HotMessica reviews
In the pages of every high school yearbook, there is a girl that everyone thinks they know. I'm her, and sometimes, I don't even know myself. But he does. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,142 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drink, Drank, Drunk by Lo21 reviews
Four gets drunk in Divergent. This is Four's POV of that breakthrough moment. "I can see a spark that she can't yet comprehend; it has begun to catch fire behind her new eyes, and I like it."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Science of It All by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: That clutching, awful, cold, hot, flashing, clawing, cluttering sensation curling its way through my stomach, tearing its way down my vertebrae, winding and trailing and ending up somewhere in my throat. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
During the Off Season by camoozle reviews
Five EPOV outtakes from For the Summer written for Fandom Gives Back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sure Thing by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,942 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10109 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,231 - Follows: 4,775 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Sky by Word Ninja reviews
ON HIATUS-When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when her arrogant, gorgeous neighbor offers the help she needs, she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,152 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Judging Books by Savage7289 reviews
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9728 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9218 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife reviews
There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 169,014 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Madonna, Metal, & Molly Ringwald Movies by TKegl reviews
It's the 80's. Bella's a head-banging Rocker with a soft spot for Molly Ringwald. Edward's a preppy Jock with a soft spot for Bella. They're from two different worlds... can their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,622 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 7,245 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8127 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
L'Heure Bleue by Sobriquett reviews
When Bella dies in childbirth, Edward is torn. He cannot live without his love, but neither he nor his family will allow him to abandon Renesmee. BD AU, one-shot, flangst, tissues recommended. For Kyrene. Indie Twific Awards finalist, one-shot category.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,190 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Dirty Dancing by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Tis Better To Receive by Thallium81 reviews
Here is what you asked Santa for: upthedownslide & thallium81's entry to wtvoc & jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Twilight isn't ours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward - Complete
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
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The Glennies reviews
An entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest 2013. A little dive into how fun it is to be Scottish. Includes Celtic bands, fiddle playing, and insane Highland dancers. Proceed with caution.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett
Odds and Ends reviews
Just some randomness. May or may not throw in some Hunger Games while I'm at it. Mostly based on funny tweets, music, and funny situations I've encountered. Enjoy. K-M rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012
Cato's Demise reviews
Cato PoV. Before the 74th Annual Hunger Games. A mix of the movie, the book, and my imagination. A one-shot for now, may be extended to a two-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato - Complete
We Owned The Night reviews
"But it was perfect, and I will never forget when we owned the night." Six chapters, drabble-ish length, inspired by "We Owned the Night" by Lady Antebellum.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mess You Could Sell reviews
Bella's always had a big crush on Emmett Cullen. With a little help from Edward, her gay best friend, and Alice, her go-to girl for fashion, Bella devises a plan on how to win Emmett Cullen's heart, even though it's clear Emmett sees her as a sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
At Least We Dig Each Other reviews
Edward loves Bella more than anything in the world, even the fact that she'll always answer her mother's calls before his. Inspiration from "Dig" by Incubus. FGB one-shot for americanxidiot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beautiful Letdown reviews
Bella's the weird chick at school, Edward's the mayor's son. Homecoming brings them together and lands them with a bun in the oven. How will they deal with the pregnancy and their peers? Inspired by Juno.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Might As Well Face It reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since forever. Edward's considering to propose to Tanya, and Bella reveals some secrets that might change Edward's mind. O/s. EPoV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Scottish Temptress reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kings of Forks reviews
Hockey is an emotional sport for the players and the fans. For TT25.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suave Secrets reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Revenge reviews
Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Schadenfreude reviews
There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good. AH, OOC, EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Sweater Song reviews
Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks Heritage Home reviews
Bella's made a lot of sacrifices for Jacob, and working at the FHH is one of them. But working at a heritage home does bring some smiles and laughter to Bella's life. A random o/s.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
Sisters reviews
Bella's little sister, Alice, has been a pain in her ass for a long time. But, even so, Bella loves the girl to death. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
It's the Most Dreadful Time of Year! reviews
Edward Cullen hates the Christmas Concert. It doesn't help that the new teacher on staff, Ms. Swan, loves it. What happens when Ms. Swan drinks a little too much lemon gin at the staff Christmas party? AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Football reviews
Edward finally figures out that maybe he's not all that into girls. My first JxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
All Hallows Eve reviews
AU. Edward and his coven come to Forks for a coven tradition. The Halloween Dance. Edward finds his La Lua Cantante there. Halloween one-shot/birthday present for myself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leopard Pumps and Lawsuits reviews
An entry for the Love of Jasper contest. Japser is a lawyer and Alice is his secretary. They end up engaged after spending many nights alone in the office together. Alice gets jealous of an old flame, and makes up for it by becoming the dirty secretary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Barefoot and Crazy reviews
Edward and Bella have gone through many hard times since they've known each other. They're finally together, and Edward wants to make it last forever. They're barefoot, crazy, and madly in love. A one-shot for the summer. AH, OOC, EPoV, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fishin' reviews
Smut Summer Countdown entry. Charlie's home from university, and he goes fishing to think about life. Renee stumbles upon his little hideout and things start getting frisky in the heat of the night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Naked Lover reviews
Jacob's working on the Rabbit when he gets a pleasant surprise from his girlfriend, Sarah. Smut for my Beta-ee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Dirty Dancing reviews
Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bar in Seattle on New Year's Eve. Will they only be kissing each other when the clock strikes twelve? AH, OOC, EPOV, rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete