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Author has written 18 stories for Warriors, Pokémon, Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Sex: Classified. Those who asked were cremated. =I'm a girl!=
Age: Under 100
Friends: Those who asked were cremated by my friends. =Frank Fontaine supplied the machine=
State: Those who asked were cremated by my state. As you can tell, no one is really proud of me.
Hobbies: Cremating people, writing stuff, throwing things at family members, and more cremating.
Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, Avril Lavigne, Owl City, J-Rock, J-Pop, J-Rap, Vocaloid...Who the hell sings the Death Note OP and ED?
Best Story: Let's Torture Pokemon...=Cremation! Gigglez!=
Rival: Midnight Rebel Spy, soap operas, iceshadow4 =even though she's not smart enough to be worthy=, and Frank Fontaine. I AM JACK RYAN!
Extras: (Sunday, January 16, 2011) Okay, screw you guys. I am leaving you and going to Washington DC with Snowy and Icey! YES! Ah mai gawd, do you know how love I've wanted this!! Now I just gotta go to London and Venice, and my life will be complete...Japan is debatable. I somehow don't think I'll fit in there, not to mention I don't like places with a lot of people. But WASHINGTON DC! I was really scared for a few weeks, 'cuz I signed up for the trip late, but they finally accepted me and YAY!!! You know what I'm gonna be doing all night? Watching anime, b*tches. Mostly Hetalia, because I'll most likely be cosplaying. Thank you, Icey! Unless you forgot. In that case, I take back my thanks. Also, WTFFUNI?! I have to wait until the 24th for a new Hetalia episode?! This is such madness, I feel like roundhouse kicking someone into a pit of death! RAGE! But the next time I see you will be when I'm back from DC, so I hope you don't stalk me while I'm at the White House...Love you guys!
Pet Peeve: People calling me Furryfur. They will be cremated. Fury is a feeling, you idiots!
Quote of the Week: "I'll have you know I tape a fence to that remark." -- Drunk Iggy on DeviantArt
Club Penguin: Furyfur Kuze
Tinier Me: Furyfur
FictionPress: Furyfur. I have no stories yet, but, uh...
Gaia: Furyfur =See the thing I did here? You know, it's the same as all the others...=
Ahem...I'll be doing a new profile segment thingy called Furyfur's movie reviews. I'm not sure how often this will be updated, so don't yell at me for it. If I'm reviewing a story you would like to see, I might totally spoil it for you, so don't bother reading it. Here we go:
Furyfur's Movie Reviews: The Last Airbender
No, I am not one of the people who consider Avatar: The Last Airbender an anime. It's just a cartoon. But if it's just a cartoon, it's the most heart-breaking, romantic, hilarious, super-awesome-rific cartoon ever. And the movie? My suspicion was that it would be so great it would change the way I looked at the world. Do not doubt my suspicion. I'll just say this: AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER JUST MAY BE THE BEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN SINCE I WAS BORN. And in 3D no less! I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that there wasn't a single line Zuko said in the entire movie that didn't make my heart break into a million pieces and blow them away in the wind. This is no the joke-stuffed, let's-ride-a-penguin-into-the-sunset Avatar you used to know. They even made Souka look respectable! And I didn't think that was possible!! But Appa and MoMo were done beautifully, more so was the bending. This movie summarized the Water chapter, which I wasn't expecting. That means there will be three movies! I REALLY want them to come out soon! Zuko's actor was just PERFECT, and so was everyone else's, but...It was almost scary how much Dev Patel poured his heart into the character. I'm going to be permanently in Zuko Fangirl Mode for a few days, so don't bother looking for me. 5/5 stars, absolutely wonderfully perfectly beautifully THE BEST!
Furyfur's Anime Reviews: Death Note
Oh my goodness, where to begin? It's basically everything a person could ask for! Oh my goodness! I can't even put it into words, so here we go: Death Note is about this student, Light, who is just perfect. Perfect hair, perfect grades, a perfect understanding of the world around him, and he's just going from high school to college, too. In fact, his perfectness just made me cry my eyes out at the ending of this anime because of what he did to himself. So Light finds a book lying on the ground titled "Death Note." It's a notebook that fell out of the sky, and it was meant for killing people. If you write a person's name in the Death Note while picturing they're face, that person will die in 46 seconds. Seems easy enough...unless you want to kill a specific person, like, say, the person who wants to arrest you and knows you're Kira? Meet L, he's a detective that works on huge cases that couldn't be solved by human beings, and the Kira case is just one of those days for L. No one knows his real name, no one has seen his face. So how will Light kill him? Will L kill him first? Who the f* is Ooi?! You'll have to watch to find out! I'd have to say the anime was far better than the manga, and the English dub is just so charmingly real, I suggest watching it instead of the subbed version. It will be a much better experience. This is for people who have taste. It doesn't have to be good taste or bad taste. You will love it. Trust me. Don't judge it just because it's a detective drama! It has everything! Even yaoi! And each death is so...so heartbreaking! So, what happened to Light that broke The Man Deprived of Water into unsurpressable tears? JUST WATCH IT! You will love it! 6/5 stars! Oh my god!! The theme song alone writes my heart in the Death Note and tore my soul to pieces and blew them away in the wind! WATCH IT!
I'm writing in bold to separate the reviews from the stuff I am about to write. Ahem...
LET'S TORTURE POKEMON IS BACK! LINK BELOW:
LIST YOUR TOP TEN (BLANK) AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (I'm gonna do this with my OCs! Not sure how to alternate the title, but here ya go!)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Austin- Come with us and we're gonna go break out of here!!
Austin- Because there's a big scary guy after us and I don't have bullets for this gun!
Me- G-Gun? How did you smuggle that into an oprhanage--?
Austin- Shh! I hear someone coming!
Me- What? What?!
Austin- =shoots him multiple times=
Me- Oh God!! I thought you didn't have any bullets?!
Austin- It's okay! He was expendable!
Sheldon- Hey guys, what's going on h--...
Austin- You guys will keep this quiet, right?
Clark- Of course! You can count on us. :D
Me- How corrupted is this place...?!
Numder 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Clark- =walks in with Sheldon right behind him=
Me- You two get out of here right now!
Clark- It's okay. We're, like, ten.
Me- Why are you both here together, anyway...?
Clark- Because we do everything together.
Sheldon- We're gonna get married, you know.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Gabriel- I'm gonna marry Jonas, okay?
Me- ...N...No. He's your long lost brother and Jonas loves Austin.
Jonas- I can't love Austin! I'm allergic to Austin!
Gabriel- But I have to love someone 'else I'm gonna asplode!!
Jonas- Wait, who's my long lost brother...?
Sheldon- We are also involved in this love triangle!
Clark- Yup. We're Austin's b*tches.
Jasper- We're all Austin's b*tches and you know it.
Austin- Haha, what?
Jonas- Hold on, I want to know about my long lost brother!!
Toby- Somebody please love me!!
Matthew- Me too. ;_;
Austin- I love you guys! :D
Gabriel- Guys, guys, I'm still getting married.
Me- MAKE IT GO AWAY.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me- No. You're less than half my size and practically blind. Step away from the open flame.
Todd- =stares ahead= I am mature.
Me- Yes, yes, but I don't want you burning the whole place down. Jasper's probably stuck in the floorboards as we speak and it's a fire hazard.
Jasper- =from above= Nope! Today I'm on the ceiling!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me- We have a beach?!
Matthew- =curled up into a protective ball with his hoodie pulled up over his head=
Me- ...You aren't used to attention, are you?
Matthew- Please love me.
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
Jasper- I'm part of your family! :D
Me- Oh my gosh! If I'm your family, does that mean I can take you out of the orphanage?
Jasper- NO. F*ck you! I'm staying right here and if you try to move me, I'll scratch out your eyes!! =sits down in the middle of room=
Jonas- Jasper, you look like a six-year-old.
Me- ...It's better this way.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me- Great...Now I have to deal with Toby.
Toby- =sparkling seductive lolita glance= I'm here because I suffered internal bleeding from a broken heart...!
Me- Why is there glitter in the air...?
Gabriel- =throwing glitter into the air= It's raining stars...!
(This scene is canon. I'm not kidding.)
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Jonas- Your friends are...um...hm.
Me- The one who has no experience with friends cannot tell me about friends.
Austin- I'll be your friend, Jonas! _
Jonas- OH GOD Get away before I get hives!!
Austin- =sad face=
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Connor- I have decided to ignore you!
Me- Well, you and Toby are the only ones here I don't like, so I am okay with this.
Toby- Now I'm sad. =is sad=
Me- It's okay! Everyone loves crossdressers and yanderes so you guys will find love soon!
Toby- =dead on the floor=
Connor- What did you say? I got a little distracted. :D Oh, I forgot, I'm ignoring you! Hmph!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Austin- I'mma kill 'em.
Me- No you're not! How old are you?!
Austin- No, it's cool, I brought Connor with me.
Connor- I'm actually one of the serial killers in disguise.
Austin- I didn't listen to you because that would ruin the fun.
Connor- I also ate all your candy.
Austin- THIS B*TCH IS MINE
Me- Don't do it, Austin, you have so much to live for!!
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me- Connor got me and chewed my leg off during our vacation in that one place that apparently has beaches where Matthew is still in fetal position!
Sheldon- No! I'm the stupid twin! What do I do?!
Clark- It's okay, I probably have a medical degree so I'm a doctor!
Me- You probably have a medical degree?
Clark- I mean, it could have been a dream...
Sheldon- No, I'm pretty sure I remember you getting it!
Me- It was a dream. You're way too young to get a medical degree.
Sheldon- Then how did we have the same dream?
Clark- It must have been our twin telepathy! Were you naked in your dream?
Sheldon- Yes! Were you naked in yours?
Clark- Yes! You were hot!
Me- ...My leg is still broken.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Clark- We're poor so we got you a hug.
Sheldon- My hugs are actually terribly expensive so it's only a hug from Clark.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Austin- Gee, Connor sure needs to stop setting houses on fire...
Jasper- Oh God, help!! I'm stuck in the floorboards!!
Gabriel- I bet I could handle fire!
Me- No. If you died, Jonas would get, like, six mary-sue points!
Gabriel- But...what about you...?
Me- I'm expendable! Just keep being an angel!
Gabriel- Okay! And Jasper?
Me- He's done this a bunch of times before so don't worry about him!
Jasper- I'm good! It only hurts a little!
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Todd- =does nothing=
Me- ...Hey, Todd? Are you gonna tell me to stop or something...?
Todd- =doesn't even look at me= Stop what?
Me- ...We need to get your eyes checked...
You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
Connor- Eheheh. :)
Austin- I always knew you were a shotacon, Furyfur, but he's the youngest of all of us.
Me- Well, I didn't pick the questions!!
Connor- Do I get to wear a dress?
Me- What? Uh, C-Connor, usually it's the girls that wear the-- =hatchet flies by face= ...Okay, you can wear the dress.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Jasper- Your life can't be as bad as Matthew's.
Matthew- =shivering in the corner= ...I want love...I want Mommy and Daddy...!!
Me- Message received.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Jonas- Just hurry up and lose so we can go home already.
Me- That is the most in-character thing you have ever said. So you know what I'm going to say in return? You don't have a home.
Jonas- ...You didn't.
Austin- Hey, guys, let's all be frien--!
Jonas- GONNA KILL YOU ALL AND RIP APART YOUR ENTRAILS!!
Austin- Don't make me hug you, Jonas.
Jonas- =cowers= I'll be a good boy...!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Connor- What's so funny? _
Me- =immediately stops laughing= ...Never mind...I suddenly got an awful premonition.
Connor- Oh. Tell me when it goes away.
Me- Most likely when you leave.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me- Because he's Austin.
Clark- Because he's Austin.
Sheldon- Because he's Austin.
Gabriel- Because he's Austin.
Todd- Because he's Austin.
Matthew- Because he's Austin.
Jasper- Because he's Austin.
Toby- Because he's Austin.
Connor- Because he's Austin.
Jonas- Because he's the sexy mass of adorable that we all call Austin.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Sheldon- Jonas is a tsundere therefore love.
Austin- Nuh-uh! Jonas is mine!
Jonas- I'm not yours, stupid!!
Austin- Oh, yes you are. :D
Jonas- ...Yes I am.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Clark- Don't you dare say--!
Me- It's funny because all these characters are orphans and do not have parents.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Gabriel- It means we love each other; that's all.
Jonas- Creeps...B-But I guess I love you too.
Gabriel- Should we kiss?
Me- =whispering= ...You guys are brothers...
Jonas- What did you say?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Matthew- Please love me. I don't care if you hate me. Just please love me. You can even hit me if you want. Please love me.
Matthew- Don't ignore me!! Pay attention to me!! I need to be loved!! Talk to me, touch me, smile at me...!!
Matthew- I'm gonna kill myself!!
Me- This is the saddest pairing ever. I dislike it.
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me- Ffff, hahahahahaha...!!
Matthew- No, I can explain!
Me- P-Please do! Ahahaha...!!
Matthew- See, my own heart shattered when I held it in my hands. And now whenever someone else gives me their heart, I hold it in my hands, and since I don't have a heart,the evil affects it and that heart shatters too. So I'm like a lost ghost haunting around looking for love, but every time I find it, I kill it. I'm a monster. I'm horrible. Don't leave me...!
Me- ...Well now I'm kind of sad.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
Jasper- It's different
Jasper- I hate it.
Me- Because it's a bad haircut or because it's different?
Jasper- Don't ask me questions, outsider.
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Toby- I'll never get a girl/boyfriend!
Me- Well, for starters, pick which one you want first. A boyfriend or a girlfriend...?
Jonas- Ah! What are we talking about?!
Toby- It's like I can feel the judgement in the air...
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
Me- That is exactly like you.
Jonas- W-Well, fine, a simple no would have sufficed, darn you!!
Austin- That's really cute.
Jonas- What is?! Leave me alone!!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Austin- It's okay, I can kiss whoever the hell I want because I'm Austin!
Connor- I also enjoy this. :D
Austin- You enjoy everything, creep.
Austin- You want me to kiss you too?
Jonas- N-No! Don't touch me! I'll get all red and itchy if you do!
Connor- It's okay, Jonas, I can touch you, right?
Jonas- I'm gonna die!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Clark- ...And that's how babies are made. Any questions?
Sheldon- I learned so much...!
Gabriel- You're so smart, Clark! I love having you around!
Me- ...What is this I don't even.
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Austin- Matthew, is it cool if we're soulmates?
Matthew- ...No, I'd much rather just stay up in my room and sulk...
Austin- I could give you attention.
Matthew- And then we'll get married and have three kids and never leave them because that's what douches do!!
Would 2 trust 5?
Sheldon- Todd, can we trust you?
Todd- ...Ah...Don't know.
Clark- You're never going to change, will you...?
Jasper- He better not!!
Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
Connor- You know, last time someone poked me, I hacked apart their limbs at the bone and stuffed them into the lockers at school with a message of good morning carved into the skin! Everyone's faces were so funny. :D
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Austin- We're gonna teach you some social skills.
Jasper- That sounds like it involves difference. Don't do it.
Austin- Yeah, I like him better when he's unloved anyway.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Matthew- I will not mess up at this. I won't.
Sheldon- H-Haha, I could never fail at something like this...!
Clark- Both of you out of the kitchen.
Courtney- Yeah, I'm the cook here! And tonight we are having even more alcohol!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Jasper- We're not leaving this house.
Jonas- But Furyfur said--
Jasper- Not. Leaving.
Jonas- You know, sunlight might do you some good. Get some color on your skin, see some human beings, breathe air that isn't 60% dust...
Jasper- Taunt me all you want. I am going to crawl into this box and never come out. See how you like it.
Jasper- =begins hiding in empty box=
Connor- Jonas! Hello! Austin says he needs something for target practice so is it okay if I take this box that you're staring at?
Jonas- ...Go ahead.
Jasper- =from inside box= Dick.
Connor- =backs away= It talks?!
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Toby- Get it? Because...I'm a cross-dresser! Hair jokes! Get it?
Toby- I guess it's not very funny. =holds up scissors= Okay, hold still.
Todd- Keep that demon instrument away from me.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Jonas- =hands him blank paper= Here.
Matthew- =stares at it= ...?
Jonas- Because you're lonely.
Matthew- Oh. Here. I have your perfect girlfriend right over here. =takes Austin by the arm=
Austin- Hi Jonas!
Jonas- F*ck my life.
10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?
Jonas- ...And you hid the bodies where?
Connor- You heard me. In Gabriel's backpack. You should have seen his face.
Gabriel- It's okay. I didn't really see them because I fainted after the tiniest glance!
Jonas- I can't tell who needs a hug the most.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Austin- =accidentally kicks Connor= Oops! Sorry, buddy, didn't see you there!
Connor- =hides whatever he's doing behind his back= Hi, Austin! Long time no see!
Austin- Yeah, except for me live together. What are you doing?
Connor- I don't know what you're talking about.
Austin- Well! I've decided that I don't care! Go about your business, Connor!
Connor- Kay! Thanks, Austin! =everyone dies mysteriously the next day=
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 gay?
How do you feel right now?