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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello My Names is Edward Cullen...nah only jokin!!

The names .K.twilight.K. but ye can shorten that to .K. (my real name's Kaitlin btw)!!


lol...anyhoo please R+R my stories. I think they're quite good...I may be a tad biast though...and so are my friends who love them!

I have a Beta, though she probably doesn't know that she's my Beta lol...anyhoo her names .Twilighter14. she has great stories too...yeah I may be a tad biast again...



-.K.twilight.K. / .K. / Kaitlin xxx

PS: Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the Twilight characters...I just borrow them for my stories...


Hey, now for the shoutouts to my awesome friends on FanFiction


My beta, honestly you are amazing, and are a much better writer than I'll ever be. I love Muted Music, it's one of my most favourite stories ever. The character called Danielle in New Faces is based on YOU. I helped you with Bella's outfit in Muted Music and most of your fans didn't like my lets-dye-Bella's-hair-black idea, but I'm okay with that, cuz I was a tad hyper when I was helping you plan it.


My other Faniciftioning friend, yes I can burn the gloves now and I will, soon, hopefully. I will roast marshmallows on the fire and laugh at how stupid I was to actually go out with him in the first place. I am sorry for making you seem like a complete and utter bitch in New Faces, you are nothing like that in real life. I AM UR QUESTION MARK lol

I found this on someone's profile and thought it was so true and quite funny as well:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

SO true!:

You say Gabriella and Troy,

I say Bella and Edward,

You say heiress's,

I say Vampires,

You say Romeo and Juliet is the best love story, I say HA!!

I say it is Twilight!


OK heres the rings from chapter nine of New Faces:

Possible ring #1:

Possible ring #2:

Ring that we finally picked after much deliberation:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle (wtf?!)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Yellow Giraffe (nice lol)

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Yellow cola (ewww that would be a horrible drink but anyhoo)

4. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aechj (my mother doesnt have a middle name and god that names is weird...)


6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Murphy (sexier than Eilidh's)

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Cooking

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Yellow Mast (dont ask)

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Suprise Roomate? by Love.It.Live.It reviews
When Edward though he was protecting Bella when he left he was mistaken. Bella got bit. Now 50 years later they meet again. How will it go? ExB, EmxR, JxA, CxEs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13059 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me, Lester and a Stainless Steel Toaster by theDANNIsaur reviews
Connor goes to stay with Lester. Chaos ensues. There's a game of truth or dare, Sid and Nancy getting up to mischief and if that's not all let's throw in Lester's little secret...stainless steel toasters. Primeval Pardoy. Some OOC.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Connor T., J. Lester
Attaining the Impossible by deep-and-random reviews
AU.Maybe I should explain this a bit more. You know the old cliché story of falling in love with your best friend? Well unfortunately for that’s where my story beings. All Human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Mine by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble, LeahJacobNessie/ 'Leah collapses against the vending machine and thinks just how much she hates vampires.'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Temptations by TwIlIgHtLuVeRxXx reviews
Edward Cullen is soon to be the new one at North Shore Academy so he is top gossip. When BFF’s Alice, Bella, and Rosalie find out that there is a new boy coming they go to greet him when the bus pulls up. But Alice’s recognizes him. The new kid is Alice’
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Locker Room Blues by lilie-white reviews
Poor Mike Newton. If only he hadn’t tried to sneak a peek at Bella in the locker room. Then maybe Edward wouldn’t have used his head as a soccer ball… One-shot. Fluffy as a cottonball.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreamland by lilie-white reviews
Cinderella's step-daddy never hit her like Bella's did. Dark themes. Edward & Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Think We Lost Nessie by Still-Obsessed reviews
Em’s POV. Em and Jazz are given their first babysitting job alone. Yup and they totally mess it up! What are they going to do and how is Bella going to react? More importantly, where IS Nessie anyway? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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New Faces reviews
Bella moves to Forks dreading the fact that she may be a loner, but she meets the Cullens and falls in love with Emmett. Will she and Emmett get their Happily Ever After? Please comment and btw all characters are OOC. Well most of them anyway! loveee xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dancing Into My Heart reviews
Alice leaves Jasper. Jasper get depressed. One day at school he sees this girl who has the same snowy white skin and topaz eyes as himself and the rest of the Cullens. He finds himself slowly falling in love with her. Most folk are OOC. enjoy! xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jasper