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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Misc. Movies, and Boondock Saints.

This account and all stories on it are no longer active. I will be checking it for a while, but a new account will be created. I will no longer have Naruto fanfics, unless the urge strikes me again. I am sorry, but I have no inspiration for those stories anymore. If you are interested in my new account, send me a message here and I will tell you, but other than that, please don't harrass me. My new fanfics will most likely be based on the Boondock Saints, Dragonriders of Pern, Left 4 Dead, and maybe Pokemon. Not to sure about that one. If you still wish to follow me, like I said before, just send me a message. I am sorry if you were waiting for any of my stories to be continued, but they will not be. I lost all source of inspiration for them.

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Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
Protectors by MidnightWritings reviews
Summary: Sequel to Others Being stupid brought them together, now her stupidity will force them apart. Kakuzu/OC ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,872 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Obito U.
When Hell Froze Over by Skye Charcol Marie reviews
What happens when you mix a regular werewolf with Akatsuki who decide to move in out of no where. You get Hell in a small bedroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/12/2008
Changing history by Canis Lupus6 reviews
Post Apocolypse AU. The Earth, now nothing but Hell, is coming to an end. Only three survivors left to save it, travel back in time to make things right. But will they do it, knowing their fate? Slight OOC and timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Speaking Doggish by Canis Lupus6 reviews
AU. Kakuzu, Tobi, Sasori, Itachi and Pein get turned into dogs that can only speak, obveously, dog. So, Hidan, Zetsu, Deidara, Kisame and Konan have to unlock the secrets to the dog language with some trouble on the way. Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Stupid Geniuses by MidnightWritings reviews
Stupidity series rewritten All I did is wish that something exciting would happen to me! I didn't want to get kidnapped. Maybe talking to strangers IS bad… Akatsuki/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty: The Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Just like I promised, the rewrite to the kitty criminal saga!Things are clearer, better, more lovable and all the loose ends will be fixed.If you haven't read the first version, read this as well.Reira and the Akatsuki are back!"Cats.Yes I said cats.Oh, and not just any cats: AKATSUKI cats.Yes, the class S criminals have been reduced to adorable balls of fluff as cute as mischief!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Hidan's Dating Service by Axel'sWaterBaby reviews
All Hidan wanted was some peace and quiet, but of course that's impossible when you are surrounded by horny idiots. Warning: Yaoi, references to alcohol, and cursing. Cause it's Hidan ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Who Am I HidanXOC by Kumio Tsuki reviews
A huge earthquake had just hit Konoha, killing many. The Hokein clan was only one of many that were wiped out. A nameless girl wakes up without a memory. Meeting Hidan, a pact is made, that if she digs him out, he will help find her past, and herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Kakuhida sm lemon request by cannibalistic-queen reviews
hidan and kakuzu have some fun in the torture chamber
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
School with The Akatsuki? by MagnusBane LOVES AlecLightwood reviews
Mel and Fire live a boring life, but they are obsessed with Deidara and Hidan. When the Akatsuki move to their school, some interesting things happen. . . VERY FUNNY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Dusk by sei.to.the.rah reviews
Remake of Daybreak. I was throwing a party when the tornado sirens went off and the power went out. We all hid in the basement till the power was back on and the sirens stopped. We go upstairs to find... the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Daybreak by sei.to.the.rah reviews
Sarah was throwing a slumber party for all her friends. The power went out and tornado sirens are going off. We are all in Sarah’s basement. The sirens stopped. The power came back on. We slowly walk back up the stairs to see… the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Akatsuki
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Quick Break by cannibalistic-queen reviews
not good at summaries, just read......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ride The Lightning by notmetrustme reviews
MATURE CONTENT. MelloxNear yaoi. Near wakes up one stormy night and mistakenly ventures into Mello's room and gets more than he bargains for...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Mello, Near
Nyogashutouka by Nevervana reviews
Like a moth flying into the lamp's fire, I feel like I'm just inadvertently drawn to trouble. For example, dimension-hopping after being hit by a bus and, in my quest to get home, becoming "Ga," the wanted S-ranked criminal. How did this happen again...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Jiraiya
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Deidara is the Best! by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Yupp. Deidara is the best. At least, in my point of view he is. This is a random list I came up with as to WHY he is the best because SOMEONE wanted me to prove it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Deidara - Complete
By The Candlelight by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
Waking up to find himself very aroused by the suddenness of the new type of dream, Hidan figures out that he's got a crush with his boss of two years, Kakuzu. Eventual KakuHida, yaoi, yuri, T for Hidan's mouth. C&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Akatsuki: enter Hidan by Tilia Cordata reviews
After killing of yet another partner, Kakuzu is sent out to find their newest soon-to-be member. But this time, his new partner would be unlike anyone he had ever had before; a loud, obnoxious and religious fanatic. Revised in process .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Emotionally Damaged HidanOC by Kumio Tsuki reviews
This story's centerd on Mikaru Aaki who is a ninja from Konoha, or WAS. She leaves in search for freedom and identity but is captured by Akatsuki. Rated T because of Hidan being Hidan with his colourful language, and some graphic description of dead stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hidan - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
That Conversation by DeviWan reviews
In Hidan’s opinion, the boy was just too pretty. He couldn’t help but wonder what the boy feels when he walks around the hideout. He was an angel amongst the others. And so, when the opportunity presents itself, Hidan just couldn’t hold back. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Insanity by sei.to.the.rah reviews
A shooting takes place at high school. Two sophmore girls are hiding in the nurse’s office. They pray for an escape. What will they do when God grants them that wish and takes them to the Naruto Shippuden World?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Immortal Innocence by Onileo reviews
On a hot summer day, Hidan makes an unusual friend. Rated for language of course,lol and mild violence. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Coed Camp by Airanke reviews
Camp, as proven to Konan, can make you like someone you don't. HidaKona centric; some PeiKona and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Isn't Stupidity Contagious? by MidnightWritings reviews
Sequel to Stupidity at its Best. Is it that bad that I want to live a normal criminal life? I'm really starting to regret saving Tobi…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Smoker, Gamer, Lover by Chocolate-SugarCube reviews
We're all gonna die someday. This is my day. Mattcentric-ish Yaoi, MelloXMatt, Character Death, one-shot maybe write more if persuaded
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ghost Town by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Set pre-series. On a mission to Earth Country, Kakuzu stumbles across the ruins of Yuugakure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apologize Remix by WildWolfMoon reviews
“I wish I ... I wish I could help someone. Anyone, because I don't like everyone thinking of me as a heartless bastard all the time.” And Kakuzu knew ... knew suddenly that Hidan was living a lie. Songfic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Dreamwalker by WildWolfMoon reviews
“There is no other world! There's only Izaya!” Sasori paused in the kitchen doorway. “How...are you so certain?” he whispered, before turning the corner and disappearing from view. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Sacrifice Sex by xotakux2002x reviews
beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Hair Cut by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Melancholy by xotakux2002x reviews
darkish kakuhidan. blood looks gorgeous on any surface; be it pure white snow, or human skin. yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/18/2009
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Alien Boyfriend by AestheticAcoustic reviews
A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he find an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hiding my Love through Anger by hell-raiser13 reviews
KakuHida KakuzuxHidan Yaoi Don't like? Then don't read! BoyxBoy Kakuzu is angrier lately and Hidan is confused why, turns out he has a little something on his mind concerning the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Tsuki50 reviews
Arizona otaku fangirl Tsuki, is whisped to the world of an elite terrorist organization. Being ordinary, she is forced to become the housekeeper! Will her stay bring a tragic twist of fate? Or is there such thing as ‘Happily Ever After’ in the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Deidara
Merry Christmas, Matty by Tofu-Master reviews
When Matt completely forgets about Christmas, Mello is more than agitated. But what can Matt do to compensate? What does he have, that Mello wants? MelloxMatt, MelloMatt Yaoi Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Some Things are Meant to be by Newbie-Interrupters-Inc reviews
Two John Does are found the night of 1/26/10, one shot, one incinerated. What was their connection? Yaoi and fluff MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Stupidity at its Best by MidnightWritings reviews
Who really thought that being a good samaritan could get me into so much trouble? AkatsukixOc Rated for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
Can't Take It by cresent-lunette reviews
What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Little Faithful by Newbie-Interrupters-Inc reviews
Matt is jealous of Kira, but still reamins faithful to Mello. Mello discovers this and decides to show Matt just what he means to him. Yaoi, MelloxMatt, fluff and lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Coffee and Masturbation by mynameiscotter reviews
It's probably not as cool as the title sounds. But it does involve MattXMello so it must be pretty good right? Couple stupid puns and massive yaoi. Have fun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by 07Merc-kun reviews
Deidara isn't great at writing a paper, but he didn't think Hidan was either. How wrong he seemed to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Our Last Night by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
Neither knew what the morning would bring, all they knew was that it was their last night together. A MattxMello fanfic about the night before their deaths. Contains yaoi, angst, and a lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Kaorun-chan reviews
When Mello walks in on Matt unexpectedly, their relationship takes a new turn. MattxMello OneShot, YAOI! Rated M for sexual content. R&R plz.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sentimental by cunniliinguistic reviews
Mello is confused as to why Matt never leaves his side. Matt x Mello one-shot. Mildly fluffy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Immaculate White Trunks by S Girlie reviews
Although Mello strives to surpass Near, when he discovers his inability to swim, he is unsure how to react. MelloxNear Yaoi oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Summer by Veleum reviews
One lazy Summer afternoon, Kisame wants to have some fun. Too bad Itachi isn't the kind of person to voluntarily join in.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
To Prevent a Cold by Acerbitas reviews
Kakuzu loses a battle he doesn't know he's fighting. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hidan - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Opposites by Veleum reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are Opposites.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
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Boondock Saints III reviews
Eight months after being captured and sent to prison, the McManus brothers have escaped. However, their return is ruined as their first target gets the better of them, and Connor chooses to work with her. But just who is Animal, and what exactly is she?
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010
My brother's story reviews
This is a horribly-stupid story my brother wrote, and I had to post it. Basically, it's the very definition of a Mary-Sue character. Read for a laugh.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Transported reviews
I had a normal life. Brothers that fought, chores to do, ect. But, I somehow get sucked into some parallel universe because of a "jutsu" gone wrong. What is a jutsu anyways! These people think I'm some sort of demon. But I can't be, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
Hidden reviews
Sequal to Rescue. After twenty years, the Akatsuki have been disbanded. Kakuzu and Hidan have parted ways, never to see each other. But what happens when Hidan discovers an old love? Please read Rescue first
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tobi's Christmas reviews
What happens when an elf tells Tobi he was put on the bad list by mistake? Chaos, that's what! A Christmas present to all you guys!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Obito U.
Birthday present for aug325 reviews
A Hidakona fic for aug325's birthday. Basically, Hidan's stuck taking Konan out for her birthday, and finds he enjoys it more than he thought he would. Read if you're interested, if not, oh well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Sasodei contest entry reviews
This was a short story I posted on DA for a contest. Sasodei, slight yaoi. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crack fic reviews
This is what happens to the Akatsuki when I'm bored. Just pure, funny chaos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
Rescue reviews
Kakuzu is attacked by a bear, and the only one there to help him is a strange girl who lives like an animal. Hidan is nowhere to be found, and Kakuzu finds himself having to depend on this strange girl, who has no knowledge of how to talk.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,393 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kakuzu
Sasodei lemon request reviews
This is a request from a friend, who wanted a sasodei lemon in a high school. Yaoi, lemon, and I really don't like summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Rotten Steps reviews
Hidan works a boring job, owns a boring car, and has a boring life. But when Deidara is fired, a new kid comes in to replace him. Suddenly, Hidan's world is shaken up by the new kid. Yaoi, HidanXItachi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
What would the Akatsuki think of you? reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just fill this out, and send me the link!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
My OC reviews
This is a survey I took for something, I don't remember what. It's basically a new OC that will be showing up in a new story eventually.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Forgotten Memories reviews
After meeting with a childhood friend, Hidan is forced to relive his past, with Kakuzu as an audience. Really old, please be nice. I can do so much better now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mission reviews
On a bounty mission, like any other, Hidan is captured and held captive by the bounty. Now, Kakuzu has to pay a ransom in order to get him free. Will Kakuzu pay the bounty, or leave him there? Slight yaoi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
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