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 Author has written 241 stories for How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Doogie Howser, M.D., Fight Club, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harold and Kumar series, Terminator, Supernatural, Glee, Due South, and Dollhouse. I write primarily for How I Met Your Mother and Doctor Horrible within fanfiction.net but I reserve the right to branch out occasionally. My background is darkfic but I tend to cycle through romance, angst and humour as well. I ship Barney/Ted and Barney/Robin but I'll write about anything when the mood takes me. I always post to LiveJournal for a beta/comment process but will use this to keep an archive of my musings. Disclaimer: All of the works posted here are works of fiction and, while the plots belong to me, I disclaim all ownership of characters. Any and all illegal activity written in any stories beneath should not be taken as an endorsement of said activities by me. |
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Rocking the Boat by my.mary.alice reviews
BarneyxTed, rated M, pre-slash; Ted and Barney get drunk together and though Barney insists it's just the alcohol Ted wonders if they really should be doing this.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ted M., Barney S.
To Color Your Discourse by raspberryseedz reviews
In which the citizens of MetroCity are a little wary, Roxanne gets a little angry, and Megamind gives an impromptu stand-up routine. Based on a scene from Cyrano de Bergerac. Post-film.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Elaborate Lies by Gauri reviews
"Now, not quite. Parts of it were true," Barney interjected. "Well...not far off," he added thoughtfully.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
After the Shot by antra reviews
They shot Neil, didn't they?
Harold and Kumar series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Steel Your Heart with Red Cowboy Boots by fEmAleNoMad reviews
After wanting to hide from the world now that The Wedding Bride has become one of the highest grossing films in history, Ted just wants to forget it. Adbot on the other hand, won't let him. And neither will the fangirls.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Ted M. - Complete
We Can Go Dutch by ILoveNeil reviews
One-shot that takes place after the season six premiere. Juliet and Sawyer...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
Brohemian by Otempora42 reviews
AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. Co-fic with idioticonion. Barney/Lily, some Marshall/Lily and Ted/Robin. Sexual content. COMPLETE!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
Rouge by cixy reviews
- Traduction de la fic de Idioticonion - UA – Robin tombe sur quelque chose au milieu des déguisements de Barney. Spoilers pour Le Possimpossible - saison 4, épisode 14 - et Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - French - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
Found by Upside-Up reviews
Wrote a second chapter! I've been reading a lot of angst lately so I'm fluffing things up a bit to make me feel better. I think there will be at least two more chapters coming!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Barney S.
The Missing Hour by demikare reviews
Where did that pineapple come from, anyhow? Ted/Trudy and the tale of the mysterious fruit. K-plus for mild suggestive themes, nothing too bad.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Ted M., Trudy] - Complete
Dying Dreams by Otempora42 reviews
The last dream Penny had was about Billy. And there was something very important to tell him. Spoilers, character death. Penny-centric with some Billy/Penny. Oneshot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Bingo by demikare reviews
Confused, scared, and struggling with his feelings for Robin, Barney deals with it the only way he knows how.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - [Barney S., Robin S.] - Complete
The Incident by fairy tale echo reviews
It all started at MacLaren's Mega-Margarita Monday. written for Yuletide 2005, set S1 era, Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Secret Santa Series, Part IV : Barney & Robin by Ultrawoman reviews
Cross-Fandom Christmas Series. Part IV of IV. Set in Christmas 2030 and the Christmas of Season 4. Robin tells Ted's kids a story of her own, how a special Christmas present showed her who she was destined to be with... BarneyRobin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Fumbling Toward Ecstasy by PorcupineGirl reviews
A BroTP fic. Robin comes back from Japan and settles into the kind of relationship even Barney Stinson can approve of.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Admit by Soy reviews
S2. AU. Barney and Robin. One drunken night.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Too Late? by patricia51 reviews
A year after "Shelter Island' Stella returns to find Ted. Is she too late to make things right?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Stella Z. - Complete
Home by Upside-Up reviews
Robin/Barney. Takes place after Shelter Island. Robin has moved into Ted's place and is having a bit of trouble feeling settled.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
With Technicolor Comes Flying Monkeys by fiona d reviews
Being with Barney is like being caught in a twister. Barney/Robin one-shot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Freeze Frame by Bytemite reviews
One shots, vignettes, character sketches, and drabbles based on Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Legacy by Kelimion reviews
post-Wilson's Heart. A recent death makes House think about his legacy, not being the fatherly type he decides to expand his department. - House/Thirteen romance, House/Wilson and House/Hodgins friendships. Some "Bones" x-over. Collab w/ FantasyFreak4Life
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - G. House
tax man's come to repossess by hyacinthian reviews
Not enough scotch tape. Not enough scotch. AU Future fic. BarneyRobin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Wow x Sixteen by Manda6 reviews
Barney/Robin - 16 No's become 16 Wow's. Spoilers for 'Sandcastles in the Sand'. Rating for language and non explicit sex.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
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Not Perfect reviews
What if Robin has been hooking up with Barney throughout the whole of Season 6? Features M/F sexual content. Will be in six parts, with a short ficlet for every episode in Season 6.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Marry me a little reviews
A little ways down the road. Robin is leaving New York - is it too late for her and Barney? Spoilers for 6.24 Challenge Accepted.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
A Man's Gotta Do reviews
Barney is left alone to deal with the consequences of Ted siding with Zoey. Spoilers for Season 6, The Perfect Cocktail
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Dinner at eight reviews
After having dinner with his Dad's family, Robin knows that Barney needs some time to come to terms with his emotions.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Almost reviews
What if Barney's Dad, Jerry Whitaker, had never left and had married his Mom? Many years later Ted meets a very different version of Barney. Season 1 alternative universe
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Pretty reviews
He has such pretty eyes, once they're devoid of will. Warning for very adult themes, violence.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
What Remains reviews
Sometimes Robin makes Barney feel like a little kid. Set during season 6, Garbage Island. Written for the prompt "School".
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Stay Dead reviews
He couldn't let her stay dead. Warning for dark themes and character death.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Spade reviews
Set a few years down the road, Robin is now a successful reporter who's stumbled onto the story of a lifetime, one that becomes a dangerous obsession that could threaten her safety. Warning: Contains very dark psychological themes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Thermos reviews
In Season 6 "Change of Heart", Barney threatens Ted with the story of "The Thermos". This is my take on what that might be. Set around the time of Season 3 "The Goat".
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Ted M., Shannon - Complete
Catch22 reviews
Robin plays matchmaker: A little explanation of her thought processes during Garbage Island.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Robin S., Nora - Complete
Frosty the snowman reviews
After a zombie apocalypse, we discover what happened to our gang. Alt-universe set after Season 5 no Season 6 spoilers . Lots of violence, death and angst. A two-part story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Breakfast reviews
Barney and Robin meet Benton Fraser. Fraser and Robin bond and Barney is jealous. Set around HIMYM Season 6 although no spoilers , and post Due South finale.
Crossover - Due South & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Benton F., Barney S. - Complete
Just Dance reviews
What Barney and Robin are really thinking as they are dancing together in the kitchen in 6.10 Blitzgiving.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Seriously reviews
What happened on that fateful day at the Museum of Natural History that made Uncle Jerry leave a six year old Barney? Spoilers for 6.08 Natural History
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Loretta S., Jerome W. - Complete
Details reviews
The details of Barney's hot wax and handcuffs fantasy. Spoilers for 6.10 Blitzgiving
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
I'll talk if it feels right reviews
Two episode follow-ups. Barney struggles with the revelation that Jerry is is Dad and Robin deals badly with her reunion with Jessica Glitter. Spoilers for Season 6, Natural History and Glitter
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
Lily and Robin talk about that thing Robin does in the bedroom. Spoilers for 6.05 Architect of Destruction
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Lily A., Robin S. - Complete
Three Times reviews
Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
The Lights of Hope reviews
In Season 6, Episode 1, Big Days, Barney gives Robin some tough love. A companion piece to The Best Armor by defectus.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Only Dream I Know reviews
What if HIMYM had been written by women, with a woman protagonist? The story would have been very different. AU from Season 1, episode 1.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Ted M.
Box full o' honey reviews
A fourth of July weekend full of miscommunication and misunderstanding. Robin and Barney finally talk. This is set in the hiatus after Season 5 but includes no spoilers for Season 6.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
The Rough Patch reviews
Sometimes being in love just isn't enough. Barney/Robin, with spoilers up to The Rough Patch.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Sing With Me reviews
Will wakes up to find that he's been kidnapped. By Bryan Ryan. Warning - dark, non-con, explicit m/m slash - Will / Bryan Ryan
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Persuasion reviews
After the events of Twin Beds, Barney tries to convince Don to talk to Robin. Explicit M/M slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Barney S., Don F. - Complete
Talent reviews
Sue, Will and Bryan manipulate the situation for their own ends. Set during/after Season 1, Dream On. Warning, features m/m slash - Will and Bryan - in parts 2 and 3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Birthday Present reviews
Barney helps Ted celebrate his 32nd birthday. Set after Season 5, Robots vs Wrestlers
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Work reviews
Robin hates her job. Set during Season 5 - Zoo or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Mug reviews
Barney gets mugged. Set after Season 5 Zoo or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Edge reviews
Call him The Commodore. Explicit Ted/Barney Slash, BDSM
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Don The Defender reviews
Don Frank is taken out by the ELE. Set after HIMYM Season 5 - Of Course
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Don F., Bad Horse - Complete
Crush reviews
Barney smells really good. Barney/Ted preslash set after Season 5 - Zoo Or False
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Bad Horse reviews
Bad Horse's secret
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Penny - Complete
Suitor reviews
Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Do it again reviews
Barney is an inexperienced yet pushy bottom. Set after Say Cheese. Explicit M/M/F smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Barney S., Marshall E.
Shade reviews
Robin talks Barney into being her Bend Over Boyfriend. Very adult - explicit M/F. Set season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
The Blue Man reviews
Marshall and Ted get their revenge on Barney. Explicit M/M Slash threeway. Set right of after Season 4 Woo.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
Choke reviews
Ted discovers that Barney has nightmares. Set Season 5, Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Why? reviews
Barney discovers that Robin is a rape survivor. Warning, discussion of experiences of abuse. Timeline: Season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Rope reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Wanna take a ride? reviews
The gang go clubbing, but the best party is always held outside the club. Explicit M/M and M/F sex. Set roughly Season 5, after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Star reviews
Both Marshall and Barney are convinced that they're the one who can blow Ted's mind. Explicit M/M slash. Set Season 4, after The Three Days Rule.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Air reviews
Barney, post-breakup, finds comfort in porn. Sexual content. Set approx Season 5, Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Unf reviews
One morning Barney wakes up a woman. Very explicit sex. Set around Season 5. No spoilers after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S. - Complete
Tastes like freedom reviews
Barney and Ted "lick the Liberty Bell" - so to speak. M/M explicit slash. Spoilers for season 1, The Sweet Taste of Liberty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
She belongs to me reviews
Don can only watch while Robin plays games with Barney. Set after Of Course. VERY Dark and explicit.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Don F., Robin S. - Complete
Bad Romance reviews
Even after the break-up, Robin just can't help herself around Barney. Set after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Haircut reviews
Barney's got surprising erogenous zones. Preslash Ted/Barney Spoilers for Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Article 146 reviews
Everything just gets too much for Barney. Warning for sexual situation. Spoilers for Season 2, Where were we?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Stall reviews
Strip club" is code for "bathroom sex". Ted/Barney slash/relationship and spoilers for Of Course
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Nice Dream reviews
The super-date song, Barney's POV. Ted/Barney angst, Spoilers for Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Whip Guy reviews
When Ted accidentally whipped Marshall, he told him he could whip him back later. Spoilers for 5.01 Definitions - Warnings: Dark, BDSM, M/M slash
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ted M., Marshall E.
Instructions for dancing reviews
Why Barney didn't sing along when Robin sang Marshall's "Bang Bang" song. Spoilers for 5.17 Of Course
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Water reviews
Why Barney jumped into the Hudson River, and what happened thereafter.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
The oncoming storm reviews
The morning after Don Frank proposes to Robin Scherbatsky, their show is ruined by an unexpected visitor. AU, set after 5.15 Rabbit or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Roulette reviews
Barney gambles with his life. Alternative Universe Story, set some time after The Rough Patch in Season 5. Story inspired by the TV show Numb3rs Season 6, Episode 3, 7 men out .
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Vengeance reviews
There's nothing like a little mystical interference to set the world to rights. Billy has to deal with time travel, a demon and an annoying superhero to try and win the girl.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Comes the dawn reviews
Robin turns to Barney once again. Pure speculation as to something that could happen this season. No spoilers beyond 5.15 Rabbit or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
White reviews
Barney's not the man he thought he was. An alternative look at the events from Miracles to Rabbit Or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Barney S. - Complete
Winter reviews
This is absolutely the last time they have sex. Except they take it in turns. - AU, set between Season 5 The Rough Patch up until Jenkins. Very smutty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Parents reviews
Sometimes Barney and Robin snap at each other, when the others aren't around. Set around 5.09 Slaspsgiving 2. Rated 15 for bad language.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Lightning reviews
Robin Scherbatsky: Killer for hire. AU, set around 5.13 Jenkins. Dark and smutty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Fired reviews
Marshall is confused and concerned, and there's no-one he can talk to. Written around 5.14 The Perfect Week, but very definitely AU. Angst, dark themes and violent situations. Four parts.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Marshall E., Barney S. - Complete
Diamant reviews
Et si Robin avait rejoint la bande en 2001 et qu'ils avaient tous rencontrés Barney en 2005? UA de l'épisode pilote de la saison 1. Traduction de l'histoire "Diamond" que vous pouvez aussi trouver ici en anglais. Traduction par VanVeenthe1st Livejourna
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Diamond reviews
What if Robin joined the gang in 2001 and they all met Barney in 2005 or later? How would that play out? AU from Season 1, Pilot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Haven't you always? reviews
Barney wants to wear Jenkins like a sock, apparently. Ted's momentary confusion leads somewhere unexpected for both of them. Explicit M/M slash, based on Season 5, Jenkins.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Life reviews
AU from Miracles. What if Ted wasn't Barney's emergency contact when the bus hit him? What if Ted never forgave him?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Platinum Rule reviews
Oops, he did it again. Barney loved his neighbour. Set around 5.12 Girls vs Suits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S.
He, she reviews
Some emotional fallout from Barney/Robin's break up, following on from 5.08 The Playbook
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The skeleton in the closet reviews
The gang celebrate Robin's dual citizenship and talk Star Trek
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
Snow reviews
Robin, Marshall and Barney's respective "last cigarette ever". Inspired by Cobie's comments that she thinks Barney and Robin should end up together in the end.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Lovers reviews
Every single girl is important to Barney. Spoilers up to 5.11 Girls vs Suits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
Circle reviews
Two Christmasses pass. Set between Little Minnesota and The Window. Four drabbles, showing Barney and Robin's POV.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Family reviews
We all know the story: Shannon dumped him, then Barney became awesome. Or do we...? Spoilers for HIMYM, AU Season 3. Characters and lore from Supernatural to season 3.
Crossover - Supernatural & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Dean W., James S. - Complete
Fairytale of New York reviews
It was Christmas Eve, babe - as the song goes. AU from 5.10 The Window, set during Christmas 09. Warning for smut, swearing, alcohol abuse, gambling, skirmishing.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Dangerous Night reviews
What if Barney and Marshall were possessed by demons, and Lily got caught in the crossfire? Extremely adult story featuring smut, noncon, dark themes, slurs and implied violence from the very start.
Crossover - Supernatural & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Lily A. - Complete
Home reviews
Almost thirty years in the future, Doug-the-alien-bartender has sent Marshall Eriksen back in time. Robin wants in on the action. Crack/Romance set after 5.10 The Window
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Robin S., Doug - Complete
Independence reviews
Robin heads to Giddy-Ups and spots a familiar face. One-shot, set after 5.10 The Window
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Strangers reviews
Barney contemplates Robin's new love-interest. Set after 5.08 The Playbook
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Sparkle reviews
Robin is annoyed by the Twilight phenomenon. AU between 5.08 and 5.09 ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Robin S., Barney S.
Thanksgiving reviews
What if Robin had slapped Barney? AU of 5.09 Slapsgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Ted M., Robin S.
Reinvention reviews
What if Robin Sparkles never quit her music career? AU Season 1
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Passing reviews
Summer fic. The secret relationship, elaborate lies. Set in the season 4-5 hiatus
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
All dressed up, nowhere to go reviews
Did you guys just feel a chill? Spoilers for 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Heart reviews
Barney contemplates the breakup. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch. Can be read as a companion to Teammates
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Teammates reviews
Robin contemplates the break-up. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Robin S. - Complete
Broken and Fixed reviews
During the fall-out from The Goat, a secret is revealed. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Patch it up reviews
The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
What goes around comes around reviews
Barney Stinson's funhouse tent of circus mirrors and flawed logic finally comes back to bite him in the ass. Three drabbles based on shows up to s5e06 Bagpipes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Marshall E., Barney S. - Complete
Moon reviews
Barney gets mugged in Central Park. Spoilers - s5 hiatus ep5-6. Mild horror and sexual situations - it's a halloween fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Robin S. - Complete
The road less travelled reviews
Billy makes a deal. Set after Act III, including Dollhouse pre-season-1
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Adelle D. - Complete
You let me violate you reviews
Lily, the puppetmaster. Barney the puppet. Warning: Very dark, BDSM, dub-con. AU Season 4-ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
Friends reviews
Barney makes a promise. Spoilers for 5.01, Definitions.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Tantrum Quatro reviews
Marshall and Ted are hopped up on Tantrum. Barney and Robin look on. Four drabbles written for a fanfic100 challenge. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
Where? reviews
Barney gets a surprising call from Robin. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Surviving the treatment reviews
In the New York Dollhouse, one of the Actives is being prepared for an engagement. Set AU of HIMYM Season 3.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Barney S., Topher B. - Complete
Business as usual reviews
Ted finds fault with Marshall/Lily and Barney/Robin's account of what happened and the spotlight turns on... guess who? Crack!fic based on ideas from the stories Fight It and Mother's day. Spoilers for 5.04 The Sexless Inkeeper
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ted M., Doug - Complete
Damage Limitation reviews
When Lily and Marshall couple-dump then, Robin teaches Barney her coping strategy. Spoilers for 5.04 - The Sexless Inkeeper
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Summer reviews
Robin has some dirty fun with Barney. Set before 5.01 Definitions, while Barney and Robin were keeping their relationship a secret. Warnings: Explicit male/female smut, bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Addict reviews
Lily notices something's wrong with Barney. Set between Double Date 5.02 and Robin 101 5.03, to explain something that bugs me.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
There are monsters reviews
A predator hunts in MacLaren's Bar. Set around 5.02 MacLaren's bar - a little AU. Warning, implied non-con.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Who? reviews
At the Lusty Leopard, Jasmine notes the return of an old customer. Spoilers for 5.02 Double Date. Warning - explicit male/female smut
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
What? reviews
At the Lusty Leopard, Barney and Robin discuss Robin's anti-strip-club stance. Spoilers for Double Date - 5.02.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Not As Cool As Mine reviews
Captain Hammer thinks that his nemesis is pretty cool, as villains go.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Dark I Know Well reviews
When Barney and Robin's relationship falls apart, Barney has to find a way to cope. AU from 5.01 Definitions. Warning - very dark/adult.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Elaborate reviews
Robin and Barney decide to keep it a secret. Filling in the blanks from Robin's POV a little bit between Season 4 and Season 5
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Pick A Tie reviews
Drabble - Barney's theory on how to pick a tie - dialogue between Barney/Ted/Random Chick - set in 2004 right after the Tuxedo night flashback in 5.04 Definitions
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Slap reviews
In another universe, Barney chooses ten slaps. Spoilers for season 2, Slap Bet. Adult for explict smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Better than normal reviews
Billy's doctor thinks he's insane. Billy's just trying to survive life in the asylum. Very adult, for dark themes.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Triangle reviews
Barney can't resist the new stripper at the Lusty Leopard SPOILERS FOR UNAIRED EPISODE 5.02
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
Scent
When Barney meets Michelle in Sandcastles in the Sand, he makes a vow to seduce her. Adult for smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Cream reviews
Barney takes some alone time in the bathroom. VERY adult for smut. Set between Season 4 and Season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Too much, not enough reviews
Barney and Robin have very different views of the same situation
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Making Out reviews
A short Robin POV during the haitus between Seasons 4 and 5
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Valentine reviews
Barney cooks Robin dinner on Valentine's day. Set in future-time 2030 and written after 4.12, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Sunset reviews
Robin experiences an instant attraction to a stranger she meets outside a bar. Surprise crossover.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Brown reviews
Robin contemplates her relationship with Ted. Spoilers for Season 3, The Chain of Screaming
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Robin S., Ted M.
Black reviews
Morphine makes Barney love everything. Set during Season 3: Miracles
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Colourless reviews
Barney contemplates life without Robin. Future fic, set 5 years after The Leap
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Red reviews
AU - Robin stumbles on something amongst Barney's fancy dress costumes. Spoilers for The Possimpible and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Orange reviews
A sex game between Barney and Robin almost goes horribly awry. Very adult/bdsm
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Forever reviews
Six Barney and Robin drabbles with the theme of "time". Spoilers from Sandcastles in the sand to The Leap and beyond.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Gone reviews
One of the gang decides to leave New York. AU - Set after S04 Happily Ever After
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
No Means No reviews
Barney is accused of raping Robin. This a single, fractured story told in one hundred drabbles going back and forwards in time. Spoilers up to The Goat. Written for the HIMYM DarkFic Livejournal Comm. Warning: Very dark
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
InsidesOutsides reviews
After The Goat, Robin and Barney contemplate the new group dynamic, where one of them is left out in the cold.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Robin S., Barney S.
Beginnings reviews
Alternative Universe - what if, back in 1998, Shannon had convinced Barney that she wanted him back after the Greg incident? Story takes place around season 3 and reference canonical events.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
I Can Jump That Far reviews
In Three Days of Snow, Ted suggests that the five words "I can jump that far" were ill advised. Now we find out the true consequences. .
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
The Last Hurrah reviews
As the summer comes to an end, Robin is leaving New York. - Set after The Leap. Includes M/F smut.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Revenge reviews
Robin gets a telephone call. A drabble 100 words . Warning - disturbing themes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Death Ray reviews
Billy is given some devastating news
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
One year on reviews
It's one year since the events in Sing-Along Blog, and Billy is still down on his luck.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase reviews
Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind. Spoilers for S4: Intervention. Warning - sexually explicit. Co written by SNOGGED from LIVEJOURNAL
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Barney S.
Kiss reviews
A love story in reverse, but this time it's not Ted's. Spoilers up to The Leap. The initial drabble is just my own prediction!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The way it really happened reviews
My own take on how Terminator: Salvation should have ended. Massive spoilers for the film, obviously.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Fiddle reviews
Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Hallucinating your own inner darkness reviews
Dr Horrible experiments on himself. Set after Act III. Explicit violence and m/m sex.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Daddy's Home reviews
Set during The World's Greatest Couple, while Lily is living with Barney - Barney comes home drunk. Warning - contains M/F sex.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009
Scavenger Hunt reviews
Around the time of World's Greatest Couple, Lily, Barney and Marshall contemplate life. Three drabbles
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
Empty Chair reviews
After The Goat, the gang carry on, but also, they kinda don't.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Lily A., Ted M. - Complete
Learning How To Live Together reviews
After more roomie squabbles, Robin is at breaking point. Barney steps in, offering her a bed for the night. This project is a drabble chain written by a group of livejournal authors see my LJ for details . AU from Sorry, Bro.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
The Perfect Woman reviews
A series of stories, each one inspired by an episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 starting, not surprisingly, with Episode 1.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Doll reviews
Barney Stinson goes to extreme lengths to deal with his feelings for Robin. Crossover with Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Expect new parts as new episodes of Dollhouse are aired.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dollhouse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Barney S., Topher B. - Complete
Sigh reviews
Ted is forced to decide. Set after the Three Days Rule. Very crack!fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ted M., Barney S.
Once, a glimpse
Mary-the-paralegal's sleep is disturbed by her drunken neighbour and his friend. This is sort-of AU based on the huge, sprawling HIMYM Facebook role play. And very smutty, M/M and M/F.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Scooter, Barney S.
Slowly, sharply reviews
In the course of an online chat, Barney asks Robin a crucial question. AU from Murtaugh
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
FSPC reviews
Robin made a throw-away comment in Mosbius Designs about her ideal man, describing her four attributes. Here are four double drabbles exacly 200 words each , one for each.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Rain reviews
Four ficlets following Ted and Barney's friendship, from Barney's POV. Spoilers for all four seasons
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Your Urge reviews
Barney and Robin just can't seem to get it together. Here are some of the reasons - 1st part from his POV, 2nd from her's. Spoilers generally for season 4
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
April Fool reviews
Drabble - Barney goes April Fool's crazy. Dialogue only - Barney/Robin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Drinking Games reviews
During Three Days of Snow, Carl let Ted and Barney take control of MacLaren's for an evening. Spoilers for Murtaugh
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Barney S., Ted M.
The Modern Vampire's Guide reviews
What if Barney was a vampire, and wrote a self-help guide for other vampires? Spoilers for Season 4.1-ish but hugely AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Join a gym reviews
Ted tells Barney about him and Robin's arrangment to marry each other if they are still single when they are forty. Spoilers for The Front Porch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ted M., Barney S.
Send in the clowns reviews
It's 2020 and Robin has given up her job in Paris to return to New York. But things aren't quite the way she left them a month before.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Wish reviews
After Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, NPH finds himself lost in the countryside with nothing but a bag of 'shrooms for company. What he really needs is some shoes... Contains m/m slash
Harold and Kumar series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009
Newfoundland Lobster Trap reviews
Robin's sleeping pills give her some disturbing and highly sexual dreams. Spoilers for Old King Clancy and a lot more filthy.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Frozen reviews
Barney was shot and killed in 2030 story: Valentine but, during an Zombie outbreak in NYC, Barney is brought back to life. These stories address what happened next.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Bad Boys reviews
Three drabbles - An AU Barney/Robin kink, one for Swarley and one for How I met everyone else Lily flashback
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Secret reviews
What if Barney and Robin have been hooking up all this time? Set between Shelter Island and Old King Clancy
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
American Psycho reviews
Barney Stinson: Awesome by day, killer by night. AU Season 4.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Earring reviews
Robin finds something in Barney's bed. Future fic, assuming an established relationship between Barney/Robin. Spoilers for 4.17. Three drabbles based on the theme of curse words
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Grinch reviews
Ted rants to Barney about his room mate. Drabble set after Benefits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Rainbow Crossing reviews
Captain Hammer finally watches Doctor Horribles last blog entry. Set after Act III. Based on the song Rainbow Crossing by Rufus Wainwright.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Instant Pleasure reviews
Just an excuse to get an orgy out of our gang of five! There is het, m-m slash, femslash and dom/sub here. Set between Intervention and Shelter Island
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Lily A., Robin S. - Complete
What would it be like to? reviews
James always knew that Barney's greatest weakness was curiosity.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Paper Moon reviews
Barney contemplates the meaning of love. A drabble written for the prompt: Music
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Heartburn reviews
Luke Mosby discovers that his Dad even more of an unreliable narrator than we first thought. Spoilers for 4.17 - set in 2031
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Son, Daughter - Complete
Four Objects reviews
A parody/crack!fic about four important objects shown in E4.17 The Front Porch
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Dance reviews
Sometimes Marshall just gets the urge to dance. Drabble written for the challenge - Music - contains spoilers for 4.14 The Possimpible
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Marshall E., Barney S. - Complete
Birthday reviews
Barney Stinson doesn't celebrate birthdays but someone buys him a surprise gift. A drabble written for the challenge of - Music - Set after 3.17, The Goat.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Scoot reviews
At Lily and Marshall's wedding, Barney encounters Scooter after Brad has roughed him up a bit. Barney/Scooter Slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Barney S., Scooter - Complete
Sleeping reviews
While eating ribs" isn't the worst thing Robin fell asleep doing. Spoilers for 4.16, Sorry, Bro. Barney/Robin - contains a sex scene.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Lust reviews
Five times Lily wanted sex with Marshall. Spoilers up to 4.16 Sorry Bro
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Lily A., Marshall E. - Complete
Giggles reviews
Marshall gets a surprise gift. Spoilers for 4.16 Sorry Bro
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Marshall E., Barney S. - Complete
Email reviews
Ted and Barney talk about starting their band. 100 word drabble set after Three Days Of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Suit Up reviews
Barney encounters Greg in the coffee house, shortly after Shannon dumped him 1998 . Very dark/extreme - including m/m sex from the very start. References E1.15, Game Night.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Better reviews
Barney Stinson knows he's awesome in bed, but is he really? - co-written with snogged from Livejournal and contains lots of sex and taunting!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Cumin reviews
Billy's Transmatter Ray goes a little bit wrong, and brings our favourite playboy into his universe. Set pre Act I - Warning! This contains M/M slash and PWP!
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
Deal reviews
Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
If you could be any superhero reviews
The gang debate Lily's choice of superhero. Drabble.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Lily A., Marshall E. - Complete
Watchmen reviews
The gang discuss their favourite characters from the graphic novel Watchmen. Warning, contains spoilers for Watchmen.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Lily A., Marshall E. - Complete
Olives reviews
At the end of Season 2, Robin decided to take a trip to Argentina
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Robin S., Ted M. - Complete
And root beer floats are still delicious reviews
Drabble, set just after 4.01. He chose Bimbos.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
Thinking About Robin reviews
Barney doesn't believe in love. Set just before 4.01
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Home Improvement reviews
Robin gets a new apartment and Barney offers to help her paint. AU from Benefits. Lots of Battlestar Galactica references throughout!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Happy New Year reviews
A set of stories following Barney from 31st Dec 2008. AU from Season 4, Little Minnesota. These stories draw heavily on darlingchaos's Alternative Universe over on livejournal but can be read as a stand-alone.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Distortion reviews
When Dr Horrible's latest invention goes terribly wrong, he inadvertantly creates a rip in space/time, bringing through a beautiful, if deadly, vampire. Spoilers for: Buffy S3,The Wish,HIMYM Season 1,The Wedding Dress
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Willow R., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Circus reviews
Barney takes Robin somewhere she's never been. No specific spoilers but Season 4ish.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Wolf reviews
Ten women, ten very different perspectives on the same man. Spoilers to Season 4 Ep 15
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Sick reviews
Drabble response to HIMYM100 challenge -Sick-. Marshall gets an email from Barney. Set in Season 4.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Marshall E., Lily A. - Complete
Vibrate
Lily has a private moment with an adult, recreational fake- well, you know. Spoilers for Season 2, Batchelor Party
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lily A. - Complete
Ultimate Thrill reviews
Barney's fantasy becomes a reality, but with who? And it doesn't turn out quite the way he'd dreamed. Spoilers up to the end of Season 3 only. Adult for m/m and m/f pairings.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Tacos reviews
Barney and Lily talk after Season 4, Benefits. - Dialogue only -
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
Busted reviews
Robin thinks Barney has developed feelings for Ted. Spoilers for Season 4, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Eros reviews
Five stories. Five alternative universes. Catch up with various versions of Barney and Robin as they celebrate Valentine's day. Each story is based on an AU that can be found on . The answers to which are at the end of the story. VERY Adult rating.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Textual reviews
A response to the prompt "an entire story done as text messages". Barney texts Robin when he's bored. AU Season 4ish.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Mother's Day
Crack!fic. Remember Doug? MacLaren's Alien Bartender, who used his alien mind-powers to retcon himself into the gang's lives in The Fight? -see my story "Fight It"- Well, the little stinker has been up to his tricks again in The Stinsons.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Galactic reviews
When Ted and Barney take over the bar in Three Days of Snow, Barney has an idea for a cocktail. Dialogue only double drabble response to a LiveJournal Prompt: "Barney decides to invent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Scary Monsters reviews
Slash-y goings on at the ELE between Billy Dr Horrible and Dead Bowie. Contains references to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD Easter Eggs.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dead Bowie
Desperation reviews
As Robin continues without a job, she gets more and more depressed and she develops damaging behavior that she doesn't even bother to hide from her friends. When Barney tries to help her, Ted steps in to rescue them both. AU from 4.13.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
Identity reviews
Traumatised by Penny's death, Billy's mind is at breaking point. *Very* adult, written for the prompt: Horrible/Hammer, darkfic.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Traditions reviews
Marshall upsets Robin at Ted and Barney's Kokomo Party in "Three Days Of Snow". Written for the prompt "Robin/Marshall - Traditions"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Marshall E., Robin S. - Complete
Tooth and Nail reviews
Friendship!Fic: Ted tries to get Barney to open up. Set during The Possimpible, the evening after Barney tried to help Robin film her video resume.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Irresistible reviews
Barney's in a pickle. Robin comes to the rescue. AU set after 4.14 The Possimpible
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Mischief reviews
Dr Horrible is kidnapped by a fellow anarchist. Dr Horrible/Fight Club crossover
Crossover - Fight Club & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Hair reviews
Five drabbles on the theme of Barney's hair, each one inspired by a song from the Musical "Hair". General Season 4 spoilers to 4.10.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Deathbed reviews
A response to the drabblethon prompt from Barney's blog: "There are only three appropriate venues for expressing one's emotions. I call them the 3 D's: Dinner, During Sex, Deathbed." Dialogue-only drabble.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Impossible reviews
Response to drabblethon prompt: Barney crossdresses. Alternative universe Season 4-ish
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Everything he Loves reviews
For Barney Stinson, it isn't all about booze and suits and money and bimbos. Four drabbles. Spoilers up to season 4, Benefits.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
Penny does her laundry, watched by her secret admirer. Surprise Crossover see end of story
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Easier reviews
Barney and Robin get drunk and events transpire... AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Anchor reviews
Barney sets out to prove he's not 'that guy' by dating a girl steadily, publicly, in front of the group. AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Frankie and Johnny reviews
Barney persuades Robin into fancy dress for Ted's annual Halloween party. AU Season 3ish but could be set at any time really.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Anger Management reviews
Two AU-ish stories that explore Barney's Anger Management issues. Spoilers for The Fight Part 1 , Benefits and Three Days Of Snow Part 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Breathe You In
Barney's not-so-secret indulgence. A sequel to The Perfect Woman Part 12 Robotics but can be read stand-alone. Spoilers for 4.13 Three Days of Snow
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Brotection reviews
Ted looks after Barney after the events in 4.12 Benefits. Contains Barney/Ted slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
The day I met your mother reviews
Future Ted finally tells his kids the actual story of how he met their mother. Written after 4.12 Benefits but not really spoilery.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ted M., Mother - Complete
Four times Barney Stinson ran and once he didn't reviews
Five drabbles with the theme of running. Spoilers for seasons 1-4, written after 4.12 Benefits
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Never, ever love thy neighbour reviews
What if Robin had been just a tiny bit more perceptive during Benefits?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Feelings reviews
Speculating that in 4.12 Benefits, Ted might have told Robin...
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Robin S., Ted M. - Complete
Gunfight at 75th and Amsterdam reviews
Answers a question from Not A Father's Day
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The itch you just can't scratch reviews
Do we really believe that Lily went that long without a little somethin' somethin? Set between Aldrin Justice and Swarley. Part one is Lily's POV and part two is Barney's POV
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
The Wages Of Sin reviews
Can Barney get away with his womanizing lifestyle forever? Implied Doctor Horrible Captain Hammer crossover and set somewhere between The Goat and Miracles
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Barney S., Captain Hammer - Complete
The Long Arm Of The Law reviews
Barney's been a bad boy. Set after S3 - AU where Robin/Barney are sleeping together.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Twilight reviews
Barney and Robin attend Ted's usual Halloween Party. Slightly AU Season 4 - takes place at Halloween 2008 which is around Not A Father's Day chronologically.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Reputations reviews
Captain Hammer is back and out for revenge. But the world has changed while he's been away.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Captain Hammer - Complete
If Only reviews
Crossover with Doogie Howser M.D. What if some not-very-nice things had happened to Doogie during Season One? Would Dr H possibly have become our very own favourite super-villian?
Crossover - Doogie Howser, M.D. & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Doogie H., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
That's Not My Name reviews
Set directly after Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. This is a crossover with a film NPH made many years ago called "The Animal Room" and presumes that Dr Horrible is the main character Arnold , now grown up.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist - Complete
In The Red reviews
A quiet laundry moment just before the very end of Act III.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
In Your Honour reviews
Robin tries to save Barney from himself. AU Season 4ish set after 4.9 The Naked Man and written before 4.10 The Fight was aired.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Third Time Lucky reviews
Robin really just wants to have sex with Barney again. This is AU after Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Not With You reviews
Ted/Robin get back together. Spoilers for Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight", then goes AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Ted finally works it out. AU Season 4 - set after Little Minnesota. Written in response to a prompt over at the Livejournal Drabblethon
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Fight It reviews
Three mini-fics set after The Fight, explaining some of the things in that episode that bugged me.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
The Signal reviews
A hint of Ted/Barney slashy goodness, hopefully without being too OOC.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Two Drabbles: The Naked Man and Romantic Barney reviews
Two short mini-fics written for Livejournal's Drabblethon - Barney/Robin
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Die A Hero reviews
A story about Doctor Horrible's cleaner, who is also called Penny - but not *that* Penny - and what life is like for a supervillian once he gets everything he ever wanted. Multi-part fic with 8 parts in total.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist - Complete
The Naked Woman reviews
Robin does "The Naked Man"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Barney's Christmas reviews
Written for the LJ BarneyRobin community for their Drabblethon in response to the prompt "Barney's Christmas" from da phoenix13. Season 4, set after Little Minnesota.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Sorry reviews
Barney has a really bad day. AU - set after S04 The Best Burger in New York
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
The Ten Songs That Broke Him reviews
A different take on how Barney might have dealt with his emerging feelings for Robin. AU - Set after Season 4 Do I Know You
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Naked Chef reviews
In "The Duel" Season 1 Marshall told Ted an important fact about Barney that has never been explored and Ted has probably forgotten by now. This is silly, fun and fluffy. AU - Set after S04 Not a Father's Day
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
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