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Author has written 3 stories for Hellsing.

Me? you ask?

My name is,...Well, call me Chad. Yes, I am a female (perhaps it's Sterio Type, but who isn't on FFN?) I am a, considerably a smart girl, simply I am lazy so i do not apply it to things that do not interest me. I'm easily humored, sadistically so! I'm amused by seeing the people I hate getting whats comeing to them. I don't like being messed with, and I love revenge. If you are nice to me, i'm nice to you. however you mess with me bitches I'll tear your eyes out, that goes along with my friends. Touch them. You die. Well, I'm lazy as I said and this is boring me now.

I love Hellsing, Simple as that.

(along with other anime but I'm to lazy to list it all)

I can't listen to anime voice actors with out freaking out _

I love 3 oh! 3 and Evanescence and Say anything~

Dane Cook is my best friend, even if he has never met me...or even knows of my existence _

Great I'm to lazy to put anything else for now...

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!


SECTION 1: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? I love Luxord, come on the man fights with cards _

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? eh,...mansex

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Larxene, she is a bitch

5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) Halloween Town I love jack! _

6. Least favorite KH world? Olimpus Collasiam

7. Favorite Weapon? Obilvion,

8. Least favorite weapon? goffy's stupid shields

9. Favorite summon? none

10. Favorite form? anti-form

11. Favorite pairing? well everything with an Oc/kh person

12. Least fav. pairing? luxord with any one from kh

13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? not really

14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? idk

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? ??

16. Favorite partner in KH? mulan and jack

SECTION 2: Believe or not believe

17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? hell no!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No

19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? Nah

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? a little bit

SECTION 3: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Namine

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? ??

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Nope

24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? Luxord or axle

25. What KH character do you relate to most? Axle?

26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? My brother was looking in my book and made fun of me about luxord falling of his really~ talll chair TTTT

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? nope

28. The funniest moment in KH is? Demyx fleeing from the scene

29. The hardest enemy/boss? the guy with the damn lances!

30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? Organization 13!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion, he's cuter

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither. Oops, broke the rules.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Neither. there I go again.

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu fruit

42. Cloud or Leon? Leon

43. CloTi or Clerith? Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) HA!!.Xemnas, Zexion, Axel, Roxas (maybe), Sephy-sama, Leon, Riku, Luxord, ect

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Bleach?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character?. Kairi/Namine/Xion/Aqua, anyone? How 'bout Roxas/Sora

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? I don't know all of them

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Longer and more hot guys. :3

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? I wouldn't say its the best because I have yet to play all of them but if I'd have to say this was the bes t Org. 13 duh

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I OWN A GUN, so I MUST be a trigger happy SERIAL KILLER.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST NOT have indoor plumbing.

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Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by BonneNuit reviews
Parody. Kenpachi as the Beast, Ichigo as Belle, Grimmjow as Gaston. KenIchi, one-sided GrimmIchi. YAOI, LEMON, SMUT. No underage readers, please read all of the warnings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Safe Sex by Tituba3 reviews
A series of oneshots about my favorite twosome, Ichigo and Rukia and their life in the Soul Society, one hundred and fifty years down the line. Ranges from outrageously funny to downright ridiculous to sweet and sentimental. Hope you enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,068 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Beneath You by OrangeFuu reviews
Rukia is in love with her captain. Or at least she thinks so. RukiaxUkitake
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Rukia K., J. Ukitake
Death God Ichigo by ToonyTwilight reviews
You find out Ichigo is a Shinigami, so you have some questions for him. Ichigoxyou Drabbles
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Inner Hollow by Theresa Crane reviews
IchiRuki-What happens when Rukia develops an inner hollow? What will happen to IchiRuki? Rated M for mature content. Suspense/Romance/Action/Humor XD If you like Ichigo, Hichigo, or Rukia, come read! Bleach belongs to Kubo, not me :P Ch.130-COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 378,083 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bite Me! by MimixTHExDeceitful reviews
I was Kuchiki Rukia and I did not believe in vampires. So why did I find myself always on the lookout for those creatures that were so drawn in by my exotically sweet blood...especially that one named Kurosaki Ichigo? M for later chaps for now is T-safe
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Nail on His Finger by Shorthand reviews
Elsie, the newest recruit to the Dark Brotherhood, has finally found a home and a family. But will her forbidden love for Lucien destroy that? LucienxOCxVicente Rated M for some future scenes of sensuality.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
Tainted Love by ichiruki4ever1234 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are the best of all rivals. But when a conflict happens between them in the hallway at school, everything changes. Ichi/Ruki,Mild Violence,Lemon,Language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Self Righteous Suicide by kyuubi12 reviews
no one cares, no one sees, he lies there waiting to die, why wont he die? someone does care, he has always cared. YAOI! rated M 4 a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,453 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Cat And Mouse by Takara Makoto reviews
A relationship built upon hate&resentment, sorrow&helplessness, love&courage. It will take everything Itachi & Sakura have to prevent such trivial emotions like 'love' to form. But like a Mouse falling prey to a Cat they're prey to their emotions. ItaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,932 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mine by Vanillasiren reviews
Sweeney Todd gets jealous when a customer takes an interest in Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett! : Rated M for future chapters. ;
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Something About You by IchigoRukiaforever reviews
Ichigo gets a scholarship and is determined to be a succesfull doctor, yet falling in love was not part of his plan. The best part of all is he hardly knows her. IchiXRuki.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,740 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Forbidden Love by zerOtodona reviews
I was always watching, but never really a loud to help because of my brother. To stay safe and never feel the rush of danger. This one time, I want to feel the danger of love. RukiaXkenpachi. M-rated. Yes, this one has a lemon in it. So enjoy and review.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Rukia K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Second Chances by Lola Louise reviews
Now that Lucy's dead, will Sweeney Todd seize the Second Chance he's been given and see what's right in front of him? Alternate ending. Sweenett. Rated for mature themes. Based on the movie. Read and REVIEW, please!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Orochimaru's Burdened Love by sesshysgirl1213 reviews
What happens when Orochimaru stumbles across a very strong girl.Not only is she strong, but beautiful at that. Will love bloom between them or will she fall in love with another? Sorry about the title.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Orochimaru
Acknowledge by Hihothedairyo reviews
Mugen's POV. He looked from me to Jin to Fuu with wide eyes, and they eventually settled on Fuu. Ah, he wants to pop both their cherries. -god, story, edit and update yourself.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,168 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Mugen, Fuu
Possessive People by gokusgirl reviews
You never know what a person is willing to do if you push them. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Betrayal and Redemption by fire mystic reviews
On loan from Shinra, Reno and Rude are assigned as bodyguards for Bryn, unaware of the plot against her. RenoxOC. This is my first fanfic. Let me know what you think. Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Reno - Complete
Organization XIII Jokes by Roxie the Rebel reviews
A few of the jokes may be gross, but all of them have an element of humor. Enjoy my randomness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008
Mistress of Fate by PrincessZula reviews
A young Breton hero deals with the guilt of her deeds for the DB and her burgeoning crush on the Septim Heir. Hero/Martin, hints Hero/LuLu. Lemon scented.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Heart's Secrets by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
Kaien's wife dies by Rukia's hand that fateful night and he lives, what will life through at Kaien now, and what is the big secret he's hidding from everyone and why does it envolve a certian adopted Kuchiki?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Wakamezake by gokusgirl reviews
They have the entire house to themselves. Erotic play ensues. An IchiRuki interlude, part of my continuing IchiRuki series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
In Kindergarten its called SHARING by Gloria Stone reviews
Ichigo and his inner hollow decide to be grown up about their situation and to share. Three hours a day, not during school, No eating souls, no hurting anyone. Those are the rules. To bad Ichigo never mentioned staying away from a certain lady death god
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,136 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Key Smeeth by cimple reviews
You wanna play a game? an: honestly, I don't think the rating should be this high, but knowing my history on this site, I can't be too careful.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
The Test by Dani Rose Ventra reviews
“Did you like it Rukia, did you like how I made you squirm, and moan”, then he suddenly cupped me. I moaned again at him, wanting him.....
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by Noitora reviews
Everyone thought of Kaien as a kind man. A kind man with a good heart. Boy, were they wrong. [KaienRukia RAPE] [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kaien S., Rukia K. - Complete
Bleach: My Guiding Star by Tsurumaki reviews
After Ichigo leaves Soul Society, Hanataro becomes closer to Rukia. Hanataro X Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hanatarō Y., Rukia K.
Saw 4: The legacy lives by swiftkiss reviews
Takes place after the movie Saw 3, spoilers. Everyone thought Jigsaw was done for until the games began again. No one knew there was a 2nd survivor who was to be his new apprentice and lover. Jigsaw x OC
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006
The Phoenix and the Sparrow by xX .Pirate Queen. Xx reviews
JackOC. Jack finds out her many secrets such as belonging to an infamous pirate bloodline. Will they be able to last, or is heartbreak on the horizon? This is NOT a MarySue. Read a bit more than just the first 2 chaps, and you'll see. REVIEW! COMPLETE! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Deal With It by Slade's Icy Apprentice reviews
Raven becomes Slade's Apprentice. Various warnings apply. Don't read it and don't review. It's literally been over 10 years. I don't care lmao.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,307 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Raven, Slade - Complete
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More To It Then Blood reviews
Alucard was vary hungry when he got home....and now he must have her...body, soul and blood Alucard/OC rating might change
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alucard
War reviews
Vladis the princess of Turkey, is at war with Prince Vlad of Rome. blah.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Alucard
Haunting reviews
Helena has to get out of london and now! Luckly for her the Valentine Brothers are here to help....or wil they? Alucard/oc
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 0 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alucard