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Joined 12-12-08, id: 1768273, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Bloody Jack Adventures, Count of Monte Cristo, and Gallagher Girls.

My penname is: voile. (obviously.) it means 'sail' in french. but i figured that that was already taken. I love sailing, and nautical related books.

I started writing fanfiction because two of my friends write amazing fanfiction and I wanted to write some of my own. Also because I never seem to finish writing the stories I start, because I have no established peramiters to work around. Fan fiction provided me with those peramiters.

I like reading (i read everything), sailing(29er sailing. ie, flying.), my two dogs (more adorable than any of your dogs whatever you say!), spacing out (thinking about quantum physics and the point of life), etc. And writing. But that comes and goes in waves.

"Twilight is an insult to literature. Stephanie Meyer writes like a 14 year old and the character's hair falls in her face like a black curtain like 80 times in that book." Completely True. If you are starting to realize that Twilight isn't that great copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. Books to the Ceiling

white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I got this also from Books to the Ceeling.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

LoL. Who else got this chain email like... 2 years ago?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Actualy, my mother taught me next to none of these things. I just thought they were funny.

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

Today is Christmas eve. I am still writing. In the front yard, my santa snow man is melting.

Today is is May 5th. And I'm feeling miserable. So I'm sitting in the guest bedroom eating candy and listening to Taylor Swift.

Today is October 25th. I haven't actualy looked at my profile here in like 6 months, so i thought i should write something now. I started a new fanfiction. People like it so far. :) yay for me.

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If I Let You Go by Rocket Into Highness reviews
Will it ever work out between Eragon and Arya? Will Murtagh be able to change his True Name? Eragon resumes his journey as a Rider, with many obstacles along the way. General, but mainly ExA fic. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,840 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eragon S., Arya
Road Trip by do not doubt the donuts reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by MacMullen reviews
What will happen when the PJO characters play Truth or Dare? Nico gets bored? What happens next? Read to find out! Disclaimer- I don't own PJO Rick Riordan does...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
In Justice and Honour by xCrystalNightx reviews
There is no victory without sacrifice. The aftermath of HG. Katniss is back but all is not well. The Capitol is plotting revenge, Prim is in danger, a rebellion is rising and what about Gale and Peeta? One things for sure, the games have only begun...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,803 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
Into the Night by SeaweedBrain013 reviews
4th of July is coming up and the holiday brings more than just fireworks! Fights, new enemies, new friends, romance, adventure, and drama! What's going on between Percy and Annabeth? Camp is attacked! A new adventure like non other! Read to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
Forever and Always by Dechirure reviews
Z/C. "What did I say to you before I gave you that necklace, Cammie?" Zach said, his finger on my chin forcing me to look up. And I didn't have to answer him to know he would always be there for me. Forever and always. I smiled. "Thanks anyway."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,435 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
So Near Yet So Far by Moiranne Rose reviews
The two lovers haven't taken any steps to find each other again. Their daemons give them a little push forward. And what's Love without conflict, adventure and a dash of new allies and enemies? Chapter 29 is up!
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008
The First Day of the Rest of Our Lives by DefyingGravitywJB reviews
It's the day after the Great Battle of Hogwarts. Harry has defeated Voldemort. Now he has to set his life straight. HarryxGinny RonxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ribbons and Bo's by eclipsed heart reviews
A year has passed since Caterina's flight from Venice. Now that she's back, she's not sure she wants to resume her old life with Prosper. But with a little help from ribbons, and a lot of help from Bo, can they make it work? Sequel to Love Can Prosper.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Percy Jackson: My Life, My Love, Our War by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Percy and Annabeth realize their feelings. Then they have to save the world together. PERCABETH! The story begins after BotL, with two months left of school. Rated T for romance and violence. Complete! First Fanfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,485 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
One Step at a Time by sports990 reviews
Sequal to My Choice. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico are the only ones awake in the world of mythology. What will they have to do to wake everyone up? What will they give up to keep the world safe in all the gods hands? PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Unhappening by northernhistorian reviews
After 1st book: Candy and Malingo tour the islands together, but they don't get caught by the Criss-Cross Man at Hap's Vault. What happens in their future? To the Abarat? And who else is in love with Candy? Read to find out; 1st fic written for Abarat.
Abarat series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Dont leave me Jaimy by shewhoshallwrite reviews
Jackys dying and Jacky is trying to comfort Jaimy as he cries over her. He tries to be strong as he watches his love slip from his grasp. Rated T for suicide attempt.
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Spin the Truth by Ms Kitten reviews
It's Kaylee's birthday and she convinces the crew to join her in a fun game of truth and dare, but not completely like we know it. Silly fun.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Gazing into those violet eyes by JemilyDay reviews
A short story about the run up to Luciano and Arianna's wedding. Does anyone else just love these two? Please read and rate!
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
A Wedding and Beyond: More than a happy ending by EyeoftheEvenstar reviews
Arianna and Luciano get a story devoted to their life together immediately following City of Flowers. I know it's been done before, but this one has a different spin than the others.
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006
Trafalgar by Uherenye reviews
Tinker Worden was once told that he was useless. Determined to prove himself, he joined the British Royal Navy as a ship's boy. Now his ship, the HMS Temeraire, is headed into battle. Rated T to be safe.
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
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When We Were Young reviews
What's going on with our faveorite GG characters, years after they've graduated? Are Zach and Cammie still together? Is her father really dead? And who exactly is Joe Solomon?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Back on Board reviews
What happens after the the end of "My bonny light horseman?" This is my version of the events. Please Review!
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008
The point of life reviews
What happened to Valentine and Maximilian? And what is Andre up to? Does Mademozelle Danglers ever get away for good? And the most important question: does Dante ever get back together with Mercedes? Please review!
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008