Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.
I love writing Stories I have at least 13 in progress ones on my comp. JA NE!!
Funny Anime Jokes
kakashi: today were going hunting
-- Q: Where does Kagome clean her clothes?
Inuyasha: I cant believe its not butter
( Naruto appears outta nowhere): Believe it
Inuyasha: wth look
Kagome: Hey, did anyone see my spare clothes?
Kagome: Miroku! Did you take my clothes?
Miroku: Why Kagome! How could you accuse me of this! Don't I deserve a fair trial?
Inuyasha: Dude, face it. You're a lonely pervert.
Miroku: Am not! I'm just a desperate pervert! Never lonely!
Shippo to himself: Hey, Sess was right! Kids are never blamed! ……
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You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
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Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No I have not, I wonder if there is any...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HELL YEAH!! He is 8 on the 10 scale of hottness
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HAHAHAHAHA, that would be funny as hell, Sasuke pregnant with Kiba's kid...falls off chair laughing soo hard
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yup...SakuHidan fics lots of them
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yup...YAOI!! drools with starry eyes (Yaoi Fangirl)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Gaara and Hidan...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kakashi would run for his life, cause Pein and Kiba would kick is butt..
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sakura gets kidnap then falls in love with Dei-kun..
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kiba's and Kakashi's wounds
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Heheeh, Itachi would be on a mission when he comes across Neji in a hot spring and things get steamy...Drools
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
YUP ALL OF THEM DO!!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't thinks soo...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
ART IS A BLAST!!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Im a Emo kid...I just had to put that too funny...
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: THREESOME EXTREME YAOI!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
...(To afraid to say anything)...
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
I give him a 2 on the 10 emo scale
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
Itachi: I am his member of his gang not you so u have no chance
Neji:NO Pein would be mine got that weasel
-Glares at eachother-
Itachi: We will share then
Pein walks in
Pein: what are u two fighting over.
Itachi and Neji jump Pein
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?
MY EYES NOO!! SOMEONE HAS RUINED SASORI I KILL THEM!!
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?
PeinxItachi...The kid would have orange hair, sharigan eyes and would be ploting world domination when he is two...
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?
SAKURA AND COOKIES!!
25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Waking Up: First Day At School: Making Your New Best Friend: Falling In Love: Breaking Up: Prom: Graduation: Life's Okay: Death of a Close Friend: Mental Breakdown: Flashback: Getting Back Together: Birth of Child: Wedding Scene: Car Accident: Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral Song: End Credits: Deleted Scenes:
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits:Crawl by Superchicks (great opening song)
Waking Up:It's my life by Crush (nice thing to wake up to)
First Day At School:Dance with the Devil by unknown (That is so true!! HAHAHAHA)
Making Your New Best Friend:Here Without You by 3 Doors Down (So it's going to end badly for me! NO!)
Falling In Love:Hazel Eyes by unknown (NO I'm going to end up sad when I fall in love! That is messed up)
Breaking Up:Before he Cheats by Carrie Underwood (So I'm going to get cheated on before we break up! CURSE U IPOD!)
Prom:Never to Late by unknown (What the heck!)
Graduation:The mysterious ticking noice by Harry Potter Puppett Pals (What is wrong with my Ipod)
Life's Okay:Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me by unknown (That is just insulting!)
Death of a Close Friend:I hate everything about you by unknown (So I hated this friend, secertly. NO!!)
Mental Breakdown:Daddy's Hands by Dunn, Holly (So sad, I'm going to cry)
Flashback:Anything thing you can do i can do better by unknown (ok...doesn't make sense)
Getting Back Together:A whole new world by Aladdin (Uh...I guess...dumn Ipod)
Birth of Child:Angel Eyes by DJ Sweegy (Aww so cute!)
Wedding Scene:Kiss my eyes by unknown (So someone is dying at my wedding..thanks Ipod)
Car Accident:When your evil by Voltarie (So the accident was not one and done on purpose by someone evil..what the heck!)
Final Battle:Breathe by Superchick (Finally a song that makes sense..perfect song)
Death Scene:Thinking of you by unknown (So doesn't make sense)
Funeral Song:If you're not the one by Daniel Beddingfield (Not a good funeral song at all)
End Credits:Warpigs by Black Sabith (that is kinda good)
Deleted Scenes:Time of dying by unknown (That would be perfect for the death scene but not this one)So, here's how it works:
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