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Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes by Crystal Cayden reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
HALO by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
Oh dear lord another X-box fic, Emmett and Jasper are playing Halo, and some very... odd things are said, This is L's take on the whole Halo thing,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
History Class by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Jasper's history class is learning about the Civil War. Jasper is very knowledgable in the subject, but has he met his match? Read to find out! Short Story *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Lunch Time by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Jasper and Emmett had a stupid bet, a race to see who could finish the school lunch first. Find out what happends and who wins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Shenanigans by alittlebitwarped reviews
The Emmett and Jasper Chronicals. When you live forever, what do you live for? Well Emmett and Jasper live for driving the rest of the Cullens nuts. Here is their story. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...but I do own horse, her name is Sprite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Seeing by whiteknightgirl reviews
Iggy explains how he sees things. How he does things. How he's himself when Max asks how to fight with her eyes shut. R&R please. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Thunderstruck by Piratica reviews
Two girls hiking in England suddenly find themselves on the Wendigo episode of Supernatural. Now they're stuck in season one's little world of horrors with no foreseeable way out... But perks of the job include Sam, Dean, and a certain 1967 Chevy Impala.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
You've Been Jasper'ed! by She-Poe reviews
Zuko and Katara... they've just been Jaspered! Or have they? My first crossover/Drabble. Rated T for mild language
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Turbulence by Kryspix reviews
Based straight after Season 2 finale. The Gaang decide to rescue Iroh, knowing he sacrificed himself to save Aang. In the process, Zuko and Katara find themselves forced to work together when Azula attacks the gaang, and they become seperated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 94,675 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Mistakes Happen by Rossie reviews
Oh joy, the War Hero's were back. What was it about Edward Cullen? It was almost as if he has something to hide. Its probably nothing compared to what I've got hidden. No one will know. That'll never happen again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pervert Edward by Carmal-Mocha-Bean reviews
Just a random Spoof of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leah vs Jasper by WingsRider reviews
I believe the title says it all. I own nothing! Rated T because I said so!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
The Bathroom Caper by RaithsEnvyMe reviews
Bella," Emmett said. "Let's play a game." written for the Twilight Junkies challenge challenge issued by TheCryzinglyInsne1 Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
for the sake of fetishes by Kyoshi7989 reviews
AU. Katara had a...fetish. And if Zuko just couldn't muster up the effort to help her, then, well, she'd just have to do it herself. CRACK. Zutara Week Oneshot. Prompt: Electrifying
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Esmeralda, the Ear'Quessir by Obi wan Kanoli reviews
What if Aragorn had met a pirate in past years as a ranger? What if he had called on her to help in the war of the Ring? Tenth walker. POTCXLOTR Sequel Now up, The Dead Man's What?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,870 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Since The Jeans by Jeccelo reviews
A Zutara AU. Kade and Seth Waters, Katara and Sokka, move to San Diego, where a new high school awaits. Kade cashes in at first, but doesn't remember asking to run into the enigmatic Zane Ashborne every day of her life. And what's with the mystery jeans?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,195 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
No Fire Baby For You! by YumeMela reviews
Fire babies are hot! .. But what are the opinions of our Avatar gang?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Name Game by Acebased reviews
Bored, injured, sitting shotgun and being forced let Sam take advantage of the music rule, Dean Winchester decides to make his own fun at Sam's sanity's expense. But he'll have his revenge. Rated for language. Oneshot, silly, R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Disbelief by Aduro reviews
2nd in 'Unexpected Visitor' series and this one has the whole gang. Caleb tries to tell Pogue and Tyler about the Reid situation, and they aren't taking him seriously. Of course Reid isn't helping one bit...rated for Reid who swears, not that bad
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by Aduro reviews
Caleb answers his door to find Reid with a cop, but the reason isn't what he first supposed. Now he just has to get Reid to explain, and Reid's story might lead to a new understanding, and perhaps, friendship. Rating for Reid's lang, not that bad though.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Misguided Roses by Lioness1 reviews
There was a legend lost centuries ago, of a daughter of Rome who came to Britain during the reign of Arthur. What became of her, and how she changed the fate of his knights remained unknown until now. This is the story of Arria. STORY COMPLETE. PLEASE RR
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,096 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
A New Way of Life by MonDieu666 reviews
Queen of the British rouge is caught stealing from the knights. what happens though, when Arthur makes her a deal. her life for her ability to spy on his enemies. Set before, during and After the movie. Deals with two other knights. complete!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,167 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Ringbearer was White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane by Steve Dufour reviews
Song parody. Rated PG 13 because the original song was about drug use.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Frodo B.