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Joined 12-13-08, id: 1768740, Profile Updated: 04-11-12
Author has written 5 stories for O.C., Twilight, and Friends.

Well, my old profile was written when I was a know-nothing 20 year old who drank all the time because it was the "cool" thing to do and i thought that was what all the "cool" kids were doing so I did it to be like my friends, and get a boyfriend, and be popular, but it all came at a price when I nearly fell off a bridge after a night of binge drinking and I was walking home with my "friends" who thought it would be "funny" to tickle me and make me throwup over the side of a bridge, but when I nearly fell over, no one was laughing then. I grew up, and everyone should have that kind of life chancing experience of coming so close to death to have your eyes open up and realize that most of what you're doing is total absolute bullshit, and the one thing that matters is keeping yourself alive.

So now that I'm 24, I can say that I've lived life to the fullest. After college, I went to London for 4 months and blended in pretty well, even picking up a bit of an accent along the way. I ended up on gaoil for making some stupid joke about wanting to blow up The Parlament, but that were cool with it once I explained about Guy Fox. I travelled around Europe for a little while while my parents financed my trip so I could see the world. Bless them. I came back to California with the dream of picking up where I left off, but all my friends weretotal stoners and I couldn't stand being around people who constantly lived in a fog, so I picked up my achor and moved to Long Beach. I work retail at Target now, but at least i'm on my own. Most importantly I'm sober. The TV's here are always playing old TVs hows, so I guess I've got that on my mind. Please follow along as I

Hi, I'm Brit, I'm 20 years old and majoring in Art History at UCSC. I'm new to fanfiction lol but I hope to write a lot more of it soon.I'm a Gemini so I'm a little crazy but I love to have fun.

I fucking love porn so a lot of what I write is on the naughtier side lol so I hope you enjoy that kind of thing!

Some of the things I really like are sugar cookies and piano music and the Twilight series by S. Meyer. And the beach even tho I'm not much of a swimmer lol

Anyway like I said I'm new here so I don't have a lot up yet but you can def expect more soon because omg I am having way too much fun with this.

I'll add more later but for now here is a survey from my Myspace lol

Who was the last person you gave up on?
Probably my room mate she is never ever going to do the dishes

Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
I haven't left my room I've been studying all day and working on papers

Are you comfortable answering these personal questions?
Yeah sure I guess lol

Last time you consumed alcohol?
I'm not 21 yet so I plead the fifth

Do you think relationships are ever worth it?
They can be definately

If you could pack up and move, would you?
No I want to finish my degree and go to NY for grad school and become a museum curator

Do your parents really know you?
Not at all but they think they do

What are you wearing right now?
jeans, tank top and jacket

What do you want right now?
A warm bed and for finals to be over! lol

Does anyone like you?
I don't know maybe!

Are your parents divorced?
Yes, thank goodness

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a H?
Probably uh no actually I don't think so

When is the last time you saw your number 1 on your top friends?
Last week when she came to visit me

Do you like your first name?
Yeah sometimes I like my nickname better and when Jen calls me Spooky

Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
Um, I think his parents saw lol

When you're walking,do you stop to drink?
I used to, but after working out for so long I don't need to anymore

Are you a forgiving person?
Yeah, usually I dont know I don't really hold grudges

Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
No but sometimes I wish I had a different first name ever since Britney Spears

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
omg what kind of question is this?

Do you wear a lot of black?
Used to, but not really my wardrobe has gotten really colorful somehow

Whats the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Made toast and fed my kitty Bastion

What were you doing at ten last night?
Chilling with some friends missing Jen

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
I don't care either way unless I'm super tired like right now

Do you believe you have common sense?
Yeah I would hope so lol!

What color is your hair?
Like dark brown but right now it has highlights in it that I really love I got them done at Katwalk

Last beverage you consumed?
Diet Coke duh I drink way too much of that stuff

Is there anything stressing you out currently?
Yes... tons and tons mostly finals and family I wish Jen were still here

Does anyone know your password besides you?
I told my ex once but I doubt he remembers it

What color shirt were you wearing during your last kiss?
I have no idea lol god

Would you rather go to a party or go out of town?
Out of town to a party!

What hoodie did you wear last?
My gray one... that used to be Carly's but she left it here and then she said I could have it

Would you like to be in a relationship right now?
Of course who wouldn't? I wish Edward Cullen was real so I could date him jk but seriously I wish real men were like that

Do you want to get married?
Yeah some day but not anytime soon lol I mean come on I'm only 20 no offense Jen

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Never ever that sounds really freaking uncomfortable lol

Are you ticklish?
Not really

How are you feeling at this very moment?
Tired as hell omg I can't wait for finals to be over

What are you excited about?
Might be going out of town very soon

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

What does your hair look like today?
Straight and super shiny cause I got this new product that makes it super shiny and smell really awesome it's Garnier Fructise or whatever you spell it

Honestly, if you could go back 5 months and change something would you?
July? Sure.
I'd tell Justin to fuck off and really mean it that time

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?

Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?

Do you know a few people that smoke weed?Duh this is Santa Cruz everyone smokes weed lol among other things

Do you know how many kids you want and what you'll name them?
I plan on 1, maybe 2... but I'll probably end up being one of people on TLC with 23 kids

Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Um yes me! jk

Is there anyone you won't ever forget?
Definitely... there's a few

Have you recently talked to anyone who you haven't talked to in awhile?
Not really

Would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Back 'cause Jen was visiting I miss her sfm right now I love you Jen!

Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
Yeah but I wouldn't want them to

Are you in a good mood right now?
Yeah I guess.
But I need to sleep lol I've been us studying for like forever except filling out this stupid survey instead of studying

What are you listening to at the moment?
lol nothing right now but earlier I was listening to Womanizer

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching my DVDs of the OC I love that show sfm

Has a boy/girl ever called you babe/baby?
Uh, yeah my boyfriend duh

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Mostly everything - yes

How has the week been?
Crazy as usual lol

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends but yeah mostly god I don't know

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The One Where Phoebe Can't Remember reviews
Phoebe awakens on the floor of a dark hotel room. Her body is bruised and she has no memory of how she ended up there or what caused her injuries.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Phoebe B.
Loved Lost reviews
Bella goes to dinner at the Cullenses house for the first time. She falls for Edward and nothing could be better, except that her sister keeps getting in the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Meeting reviews
Edward is a new student at Forks High School. Imagine what he find he walks into biology for the first time! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dress On, Dress Off reviews
Summer and Anna go shopping together when Anna reveals a secret to her friend. Passion ensues, especially when a knock comes at the fitting room door.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Summer R., Anna S. - Complete
Hot Summer in the Closet reviews
Ryan comes onto Seth, but he's not so into it, but they get a surprise visitor.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Seth C., Ryan A. - Complete