Gasp- Dead Deer
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Joined 12-13-08, id: 1768789, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, X-Men: Evolution, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, and Twilight.

Hi! I'm -Gasp- DeadDeer, and welcome to my page.

My friend, Nickiegirl123, helped me make my account.

I am an Aquarian, and very proud of it! I always thought that the aquarius element was Water, seeing as how the symbol is a jug with water. But noooo! People had to be stubborn and say that the Aquarius element is Air! I still say it's water, but both can fit me, I guess.

"Foot: a device used to find something in the dark" That's a fortune I got in a fortune cookie. Fascinating.

Skipper: Actions speak louder than works.
King Julian: -yelling into a bullhorn-And this speaks lounder than actions!!

"If it has all 4 tires and gets you from point A to point B then it's a car" - Takumi Fujiwara, Initial D.

So, it's been a while since I've been here, and I am so sorry, people! I got caught up with school, then work, and I've had no time to post anything. So I'm sorry to all of my readers out there, and I'm going to try and get something up sooner or later. Hopefully sooner, cuz it's been forever since I've been here!!! :P

Just a slight warning to anyone who reads my profile, I can watch something once and be hooked for quite a while. Except for Naruto, that's an all time favorite!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Stupid, yet hilarious stuff: Thanks to my sister!!

On Sears hairdryers: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to do my hair!)
On a Sweetish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (oh, go ahead!! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

I update my stories when I get reviews, so... if any of you peoples want chapters on my stories, REVIEW!! The're always welcome!!

I sometimes may forget to put a disclaimer, so if I do...


I tried to keep my profile short, but that obviously didn't happen!!! :P

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Adventures with Jasper reviews
Alice saw an opportunity for Bella to find greater happiness in life, and lets fate hold the cards to her best friend and her husbands future. Jasbell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Apocalypse reviews
A dead man and a frozen woman find shelter in a hollow tree during the worst snow storm to rip across the entire land. A snow storm that hasn't ended in 14 days. How do two people stay alive, if there's no end in sight?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hair Dye reviews
Accidentially stumbling across a man with hair issues, Sakura learns the hard way what 'mind your own business' really means. Because now she's up at two in the morning doing someone's hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escaping the Academy reviews
Cross Academy is attacked, and Kaien is forced to send his precious children with his best friend. This is their story.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Toga Y., Yuki C.
A Common Fortune reviews
The racing trio didn't see her, and in their haste, slammed the door shut on Haruhi, who let out an ear-shattering scream as the door shut ferociously on her arm and ankle. Read, and leave reviews! Long chapters, sorry!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kaoru H., Haruhi F.
A Secret Something reviews
Who would have thought that a club could turn into so much more? please read and review.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Vampire Shinobi reviews
Vampires were stalking people, but these creatures changed the life of Sakura. Will eventually get to Itachi and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
An existance somewhere else reviews
The X-Men are boarding the X-Jet, and suddenly, 2 portals open and pull the X-Men into them, both leading to diff. times. When Kurt and Kitty are stranded by themselves in a diff. world, how do they cope, and where is the rest of the team? Don't own X-Men
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Muffin Time! reviews
Episode 15, season 2: Kitty tries to make more muffins in attempt to make them better, and she uses Kurt as her guinea pig. But the first muffin has yet to get through his system, and, well, you need to read to find out! R&R peoples! please and thank you!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Always reviews
When Kitty’s parents disown her cuz of her powers, she locks everyone out of her life. Come the 4th of July, can a certain blue haired, blue skin elf lift her spirits? first story for X-Men, so read and review, please and thank you!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete