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Aussie law student too ill-disciplined to write stories or long profiles.

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A Knut to Start the Revolution by Hahukum Konn reviews
Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,049 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,359 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23757 - Favs: 13,410 - Follows: 12,319 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 6,262 - Follows: 7,110 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,955 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Halfblood Auror by chelseyb reviews
In his quest to stop Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry turns to an old friend for help. Along the way he finds new allies, a Horcrux, & someone to stand by his side. Alternate view of HBP. Rating for language & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 259,240 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Cry Out, Curlew by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Helping others was her passion. It became a revolution. With the power of an open mind, Hermione Granger changed the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 329,854 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 214 - Published: 11/2/2012
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 7,283 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Diving by Intervigilium reviews
A different take to Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts; our hero gets to know the French Champion and realizes there's more to her than her looks. Ongoing project, should be updated soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,132 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
What If? by Mystic25 reviews
A continuation of the conversation at the frozen lake after Harry and Hermione escape Bathilda Bagshot's house in "Deathly Hallows Part One."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Consolation by ReluctantFangirl15 reviews
She knows she's just his consolation prize.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,823 - Follows: 10,338 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,551 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,916 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Happy Ending? by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Harry and Hermione discuss her various pairings in the Harry Potter universe. Short, humorous one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete