heywoodlane
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Joined 12-13-08, id: 1768883, Profile Updated: 04-04-10

I'm in my early thirties, and I live in Texas. I'm a travel and culture nerd. I read, write, am obsessed with music, watch films and theater, and I even work in the arts. And I travel a lot. I love Twilight fanfiction, and I'm only slightly ashamed of that. ;)

Thanks to everyone who voted for I Want Everything with You in the Geekward Shuffle Challenge! I won Best New Author and Most Lemony Lemon (click on the links to see the oh-so-pretty banners that accompanied my wins!). The continuation is well underway. I hope you enjoy reading more of this indie rock love story. I estimate that it will be fairly short (by FF standards, anyway!), fluffy, and sweet.

I set up a livejournal for my fic writing. I'll post song links and other fun stuff there.

Oh hey, follow me on twitter! @heywoodlane

Random information for I Want Everything with You:

- The song that inspired this one-shot was "James" by Camera Obscura. I think it's a really beautiful song (and the "James" thing was a miraculous coincidence!). Here's a link to a great live performance of it.

- The title was taken from a song by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, called "Everything With You" (video)

- All of the bands, songs, and venues are real. I mean no offense to any of the artists by including them in my little story.

- I tried to get all of the MIT stuff right. My husband went there, so he was able to help with the nerd lingo. My apologies if it isn't accurate. And I've taken lots of license with the Boston University stuff, because I've never even set foot on that campus... even though I did want to go to grad school there at one point in my life.

Oh hey, read The Kingdom, a fantastic novel by my friend SunKing! You can buy it on Amazon.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21260 - Favs: 11,726 - Follows: 7,465 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 7,022 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14510 - Favs: 11,809 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,717 - Reviews: 5396 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14603 - Favs: 10,516 - Follows: 7,869 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,543 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,671 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6050 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice reviews
AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5603 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8721 - Favs: 14,241 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete