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I'm Claudia, 15, Australian. Team Jasper all the way, Jackson Rathbone is the most talented actor alive in my opinion, and the most gorgeous. Insanely jealous of Dakota Fanning, were the same age but she's done so much in her career than I think I could ever achieve. I'm pretty slow at updating my one story, but holidays just started so hopefully I can get it done like I promised myself I would :)
You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope - JASPER
I'm the kinda girl who will try to climb a cactus.
I'm the kinda girl who lets the hobos use her chap-stick.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off of mountain dew and absolutely loves every minute of it.
To every guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
The type of guy every girl wants
Name your favorite twilight characters in no particular order:
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Edward/Esme, can we just say incest
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Rose? From a guys eyes sure
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Renee/Charlie hahah well we would have Bella
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Angela, not that I recall
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Emmett/Edward hahah nahh
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Bella/Angela, nopeeeee, Bella/Esme, whats with the gay couples?
7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? Jacob walking in on Emmett and Renee, nahh Emmett would never do that to Rose
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Alice/Esme Alice has a terrible vision and Esme is there to comfort her?
9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Jasper/Charlie uhh no
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Jacob/Renee "Our Best Friend", maybe bella dies or something haha
11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose? Charlie hahah that song "were cops, were cops" or whatever its called
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? Jasper/Edward/Renee WARNING: THRESSOMES ARE SOMETIMES NASTY!!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Bella? a few minutes ago
Team Jacob/Team Edward (haha Jasper all the way)
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
What's your dream ending to the series?
I TURN INTO ALICEEEEEEEE
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
Are you excited?
What do you think of the casting so far?
Are you going to go see it?
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
noone tooo important
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
What's your dream ending?
EVERYONE SPARKLESSS, INCLUDING MEEE, dammmmit
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. Go up to a random, hold out your hand for a handshake and start talking like you know them, "Oh myyy goodness is that you Jenny? Why I haven't seen you in years, how've you been?"
Repost this if you laughed...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste shit!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
If you have ever loved some one that isn't real, copy paste this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up all night reading fanfiction, copy paste this into your profile
If you have ever gone to the mall just to mess with the people there, copy paste this into your profile
If you have ever been obessed with something, copy paste this into your profile
if you have ever done something stupid at school, copy paste this into your profile
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
People think you have A.D.D.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When:
1) You giggle every time you see a Volvo.
2) You laugh at all the blondes who are obsessed with Edward, because you know he prefers brunettes! (No offense, blonde Twi-hards)
3) You have every intention on naming your child after a character(s) in the book.
4) You defend Twilight NO MATTER WHAT. This could mean a detention, but Twilight is worth it.
5) You know that those polls comparing Twilight and Harry Potter are stupid. They are two totally different things and cannot be compared.
6) You use Twilight quotes/language in everyday conversation.
7) You have been on YouTube to research Twlight interviews/based videos/funny random stuff.
8) You know your opinion on Catherine Hardwicke's job directing Twilight.
9) You know that she will not direct New Moon.
10) You've heard the rumors about replacing Taylor Lautner. You also have an opinon about this.
11) You are opposed to Summit Entertainment's idea to change part of New Moon.
12) You want to be just like Alice.
13) You're proud to be a Virgo.
14) You know what Team you're on. You don't do that switching Teams crap.
15) You have a love/hate relationship with Jacob Black.
16) You have your own opinion about most of Bella's decisions.
17) You cried when Edward left Bella. The scene that made me cry is as follows:
"You...don't...want me?" I tried out the words, confused by the way they sounded, placed in that order.
I stared, uncomprehending, into his eyes...
18) This means something to you.."Stupid, shiny Volvo owner..."
19) You just laughed, really hard.
20) And number 20...You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you repost this on your profile, becuase you ARE PROUD TO BE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT!!
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.