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Joined 02-26-02, id: 176897
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.
I was born...I grew up...was a really shy kid...started talking in the 7th grade...clawed my way through high school while remaining a great big turbo-nerd...am now in college at a school with no ambient testosterone *blech, but oh well...now I am writing fics as a means of procrastination and avoidance of constructive/productive school work type crap.
And now I have a NEW toy with which to waste time:

Check it out!!

ok, it really bugs me that people insist on blowing sunshine up the asses of shitty writers because they are A) stupid, and really DO think that the grammatically impaired, poorly conceived, insipid drivel they're reading could somehow be construed as good or B) too afraid to say something that might *gasp* hurt someone's feelings (even if they really do suck). i say call the WAAAAAMBULANCE! this mostly irritates me because it means that readers spend all their time reading junk and GOOD writers don't get as many reviews as they should. all that said, i arrive at my point. obviously, read my fic first ;), but THEN go read these and LEAVE REVIEWS...don't make good authors beg for the reviews they BLOODY WELL deserve and DON'T shower crumby writers (read: complete and total review sluts, a la "PLZ PLZ PLZ REVIEW!!!!! IF U DON'T I WILL NOT KEEP WRITING!!!!!") with glowing reviews that they absolutely do NOT deserve. Here are some underappreciated fics and authors:

1. Winter to Spring (LotR) by bridget-jones--it's a BEAUTIFUL series of glimpses into Arwen and Aragorn's relationship. it runs the gamut from playful, to angsty, to exquisitely sad. (especially Ch. 12...but definitely read the whole thing)

2. Passionate Choice (Star Wars) by carmensandiego--i firmly believe that if George Lucas had any sense (which he clearly doesn't...c'mon look at how bad he screwed up Episodes I and II) he'd pay Glenna the obscene amount of money he's getting to NOT write a good storyline, and use this story.

3. An Elf Lord Has Needs (LotR) by NightStalker--this one is pretty good if you're looking for a good OOC laugh...all i can say is-poor Haldir.

4. Chibi Hoshi- it's true that she's my roomate, but i recommend her because she's proven to me that she is a fine writer with good ideas. she mostly writes anime stuff (DragonballZ and Gundam Wing etc.) which i know very little about, but her writing's good nonetheless.

5. if you're still looking for a laugh, you can't possibly go wrong with a "Slap to the Head" from the ficbitches-- --Leather Daddy is my favorite reviewer, but they're all good. i warn you, however, they are self-proclaimed bitches and they live up to their title. they can be quite...blunt, but it is always warranted. check them out.

As FanFiction.net has opted for censorship, I have opted for an alternate forum. Destiny's Arrow/Trine was removed from the archive because of its "offensive content". I say if something offends you, don't expose yourself to it. Therefore, if you would like to continue to read this story, you may do so. The story is still available on my LiveJournal, the URL of which is mentioned above. If you wish, feel free to continue to languish in misery while I continue to fail to update. Now at least you know where to look.

All right...i admit it. i'm a review slut and i can't take it anymore. damn ff.net for being the only well organized, maintained, and let's not forget well trafficked fanfiction archive on the net...the fic is back up. i accept defeat. leave me a review will ya? i need some consolation for having abandoned my principles.


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Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Pressed Flowers by Elderberry reviews
A oneshot showing Lily through Petunia's eyes at various points in time, from when they were young up to Lily's death. A few theories to explain Petunia's attitude to magic. Brief appearances of Vernon, Marge, and MWPP including Punk!Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
High Princes of Tirion by Nemis reviews
Sequel to "A Tale of Elrond and Celebrían", taking place on Aman in the Fourth Age. Chapter 39 is up (finally). Ereinion is nervous, Celebriníel refuses to worry, and then there is... a betrothal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,290 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Elrond
Spider Wars: Fellowship of the Rouge Stone by Maphod Teablebrox reviews
Samwise accusing Potter of PMS? Ewan McGregor holds the One Ring? Maximus on a leash? Strider's big secret? Satine with Gandalf? Obi-Wan nude? There is no excuse for this story.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 7/27/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Destiny's Arrow reviews
Legolas and Arwen were lovers in their youths. Now she will marry a King of Men. What will happen when love is denied? Will the secrets of their tangled fates tear them apart? Some chapters will be linked as some people may find their content offensive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,232 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Legolas, Arwen U.
Practice Makes Perfect: A Smutlet in Three Parts reviews
Haldir's a little stressed. Galadriel's going to help him out...sound naughty? It is. 1st part is PG-13. Later parts will be R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Haldir, Galadriel
What SHOULD Happen to All Mary Sues reviews
This is my take on my aboslute least favorite character. Her name is Mary Sue and she annoys the piss out of me. This is what I think would happen if she were dropped into Middle-earth for REAL. Mwahahaha! Upped the rating to R--I have a potty mouth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002