Culpeo Fox
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Joined 12-13-08, id: 1769234, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim.

Please do not take my work and publish it, copy it or paste it, in any way, shape or form unless given in my writen consent. I do work hard on my stories, so please respect that.

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Mistakes: It's Programmed © 4/19/2010

Best Enemies © 4/30/2010

Vee © 5/01/10

Just call me Culpeo. I am a girl.

Things I Like/Love:

-Foxes. They are the passion running through my veins (other than writing of course.) But the whole animal species is absolutely amazing. I am so enthralled with it, they are like a trance... I can't stop reading about them, I can't stop looking at them. I wish they where domesticated cause then I would have one... but then again... if they where domesticated, I doubt they would be as awesome as they are. :) This sexy little fella is my favourite kind of fox. The Culpeo Fox. :)

-Zombies. :3

-Invader Zim. I am very very late into the fandom... but I am still in love with the little Irken, Zim. I find that me and Zim... we are like two peas in a pod. He hates humans, I hate humans. He wants to take over the world... I kinda want to do that too. Plus he has Gir... whereas I have my brother... and friends whom are equally obnoxious and annoying but they do come in handy when really needed. Maybe that's why I love Invader Zim so much. I can just relate to the characters... and it kinda makes me feel good. :P

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. you have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
Gir: Yeeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope!?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault!?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonesense from your smelly mouth filled with.. corn!
Dib: But I haven't been eating corn.
Zim: LIAR!

Zim: Curse you snaks! Curse yoooooooooou!

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey my Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey my Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to Earth than ever before!
Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh... I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was -
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... that is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
Gir is grabbing the back of Dib's head: Your head smells like a puppy!

Dib: Your jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. Kay!?

Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it!?
Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro -
Zim: Isn't it!?
Dib: i said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.
Zim: ISN'T IT!?

Almighty Tallest Red: Zim... You're alive?
Zim: So very alive. And filled with goo! MISSION GOO!

Gir: Hi floor! Make me and sandwich!

Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

Kid gets hit by a kickball: Ow! My organs!
Zim: Bwahahaha. Inferior human organs!
Zim gets hit by the ball
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!

Zim: You dare agree with me!? Prepare to meet your horrible DOOM!!

Zim: Computer! Give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess!?
Computer: O... kay... Umm... founded in 1492 by, uh... demons... the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno... fight... aliens.
Zim: I KNEW IT!!

Gir: Dib's so mean to my master. He not nice to Zim. I seen it! Dib is bad!

Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins... like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

Zim/Dib: You want to know why they argue so much? Because the make up sex is incredible.


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Things I Dislike/Hate:

-Being in crowds of more than 3 or 4 people. Unless it's my family... I just don't like being in public. I am an intrapersonal person. I like to be by myself most of the time, and will endure being out in public. Unless it is with my family. I hate being in crowds. People just irck me to no end... I sometimes just wish most would just die... x_x

-School. (see above) and, everyone is so fake... okay... nevermind. The MAJORITY of kids at school are so fake.

-Relationships. x_x

Who Will Do It?

There are FOUR people.

1. Everybody
2. Somebody
3. Anybody
4. Nobody

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


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Maneem by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Resilience Saga, story 1: Betrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered. Trigger warnings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,485 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Marbles and Screws by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Tea Party of Darkness by Red Witch reviews
When Gaz is in the mood to play games, beware! Alas, Zim learns this fact the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Earth Calling by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Destructive Information by FLASOK reviews
By sheer luck, Dib has finally captured Zim and made him his prisoner. He plans to upload Zim's PAK info onto his laptop to show the Swollen Eyeballs, but a glimpse at Zim's memories changes everything he ever thought about his arch enemy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
For You? Anything by xxLemmiexx reviews
Irkens weren't supposed to love or have any kind of feeling at all. They were to conquer and destroy all in their way, but for some reason, I didn't want to hurt him. I wanted to protect him of everything I knew existed in this world. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Just Laugh by Cryssy-miu reviews
Sometimes all you need to do is loosen up, have fun, and laugh once in a while. See the little things in life.....even for a certain little irken. Random Zim and GIR and Minimoose fluff! Non slash! One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Mad World by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT: Dib goes to see an old friend in the asylum. One trapped in a child's game, a game he took too far. One who no longer thinks as himself as human, but as irken. Why can't he see that it was just a game? Not ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
It's a Bottomless Pit, and I'm Falling by IEatDeadBodys reviews
There is a very thin line between love and hate, and it seems to be breaking. Please R&R it's good i promise!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Dib, Zim
Earthly Addictions by Sideos reviews
What do you turn to when you have nothing? Zim finds the answer in a needle. A tale of the iron grip of addictions and the deadly threat of drugs. Contains scenes of stuff that makes Conservatives cry so not for those of a weak disposition
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Leaking by Reigning Fyre reviews
It's okay to leak sometimes. You're allowed to have feelings too.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
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Best Enemies reviews
When Dib decides to give up the science of the paranormal, what does that do to his... enemy relation with Zim? Would Dib still be ready to defend Earth if Zim decides to try something actually serious, or would the both of them be left to die of boredom?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Dib, Zim
Vee reviews
When Zim has finally had it with Dib, and the Computer makes a suggesting to how he may be able to avoid the hyuman, what could possibly happen when GIR messes with the plan? A simple cloning can't go wrong, can it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Zim
Mistakes: It's Programmed reviews
When GIR finally seems to push Zim over the edge, he is told to leave. But when Zim gets a rather depressing transmission, he may realize that himself and GIR are more similar than he thought. But is it too late to find his only true friend?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gir, Zim