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Hi =)

I am currently working on a Vampire Diaries (tv show) story which is very nearly finished and am looking for a beta. If you're interested please inbox me, I would love to hear your views on my story. It's a long one and it's a Bamon fic. I'll give details if anyone's interested.

Here's a question for you. How does Edward Cullen get it up if he doesn't have any blood?

So the weird thing is that I dont actually like twilght. I actually sort of dislike it, greatly, but then I came across a fanfiction story one day, read it and it was amazing!! So I really like fanfiction stories, I think there are some amazing stories on here if you just look hard enough and I think the way the characters are written on here is far better than Meyer's writing. The stories on here tend to have a lot more happening as well and I hate to say it but Meyer's books were so boring. And Bella is the most annoying narrator I have ever read, thank god for Jacobs point of view in Breaking Dawn because otherwise I would have ripped my own eyes out. So the story that got me reading was Fixing dusk, I emplore you all to read it because it is amazing. It is the author's version of Breaking Dawn and made me laugh, cry and giggle like a crazy person which is far more than Meyer ever evoked in me. It is in my favourites.

I am definitely Team Damon. Ian Somerhalder is sexy ;P Team Edward and Jacob can move over.

I love the Vampire Diaries tv show, I've followed it since it started and it took a while to get going but once it did it got EPIC. I've read the books but surprisingly I like the tv show more, I guess it's because I prefer stronger women and in the books Elena was a little whiney.The entire cast is awesome and i'm not gonna lie they are all pretty hot. I'm very much a Damon lover and have recently gotten into Bamon fanfics although I do love a bit of Delena in the tv show. I'm pretty sure I had the Delana kiss on loop for about an hour :P

Anyway there you go not a huge twilight fan. But here are a few things I do love: How I Met Your Mother, The Vampire Diaries, Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Tim Minchin, The Mighty Boosh, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Ross Noble, Pride and Prejudice,The IT Crowd, Malorie Blackman, Sarah Dessen the list goes on.

Books I love: Harry Potter is the best book i have ever read but weirdly I never read Harry Potter fanfiction. The Noughts and Crosses series was completely epic! I also love the Alex Rider series by Anthony Horrowitz and the Power of Five series by the same author. I'm English so I call them different names lol. And I think Americans write the date funny!! Why do you put the month first?? Crazy system.

I'm working on a couple of stories right now. I don't have a passion for writing really, I just was looking for a certain plot and couldn't find a story with it so I decided to give it a go myself. Ive recently started a Vampire diaries story and I love writing it so we'll see how that goes. I am also looking for a beta for said story so if you're reading this and are interested let me know.

Oh and I really love these twilight parodies. They are amazingly funny, you should check them out. Plus you will understand my display picture if you do. Here's the links to the best ones, these authors are hysterical:

This is the link for the authors profile where you can read loads of other parodies as well if you have a crazy sense of humour: (copy this one into your URL box thingy)

And this is a parody summarisation of the books by another author, just check it out:

So there you go, thats me. I had this really long paragraph written about why twilight was terrible but decided you didn't really care so I will save that for another day, you lucky dogs.

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LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Sacred Geometry by Sky Samuelle reviews
Mystic Falls will never be the same again after Founders' Day: not with Katherine and Jeremy allying to resurrect Anna and Pearl,Stefan and Elena on the receiving end of Katherine's sick games, or Bonnie&Damon stuck at the epicenter of everything. Bamon, Stelena, Jeremy/Anna. Lots of Dark!Katherine.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Elena G., Damon S., Bonnie B., Katherine - Complete
No More Owed Outtakes by Enna Energe reviews
Outtakes from "No More Owed." Non-Katniss POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
More Than Anyone by AthenaRowena reviews
Bella and Jasper have been best friends forever. Now in their senior year of high school, both secretly want more than just friendship. Bella/Jasper. I'm not very good at summaries, but please just give it a try. I'm temporarily rewriting chapters, so if some chapters seem off, that's why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,325 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Disillusionment by sfsf reviews
This is what happens when Merlin is lost. This is why destinies are never simple. - Reveal fic. Set after Series 4.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,205 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unfinished Business by thedragonaunt reviews
Molly has been keeping lots of secrets and telling lots of lies but soon the truth will out! This is Part 3 of my post-Reichenbach trilogy. Rated T for violence and distress. *Contains scenes which some people may find upsetting.* Sequel to 'Aftermath' and 'Consequences'. Stunning cover art by flavialikestodraw DOT tumblr DOT com. *BEWARE - REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Strictly a Bromance by heartacheinn reviews
"It is impossible," he said in a strangled voice, "for two perfectly heterosexual men to have a relationship without secretly pining for each other in the beauty of the moonlight?" / Or, why Arthur and Merlin hate when people think they're more than just friends. Slight crack. No slash, obviously.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The List by silvercistern reviews
"The list that Dr. Aurelius and I had made together was burning a hole in my pocket. A list of triggers. A list of things I should avoid." Peeta comes home. First installment of The Ashes of District Twelve Series.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,723 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Good Wife by silvercistern reviews
"You're an awful wife, sweetheart." He's said worse, and so have I, but something about this, maybe the fact that this is the second time I've been told the same thing in one day, makes me burst into tears. Katniss discovers that being married is hard. Second installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Simple Words by wildemoon reviews
Merlin and Arthur discover that saying "I love you" doesn't eliminate the barriers between them. SLASH - Arthur/Merlin Merthur , Uther/OMC, Arthur/OFC, OMC/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,341 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Coming back by Fiji Dreamer reviews
Sequel for "Missing Him", set 3 years after Reichenbach. Molly and John have raised Sherlock's daughter and are happily married. They have no idea of the shock they are about to get. John/Molly, Sherlock/Molly, Sherlock/Irene. Now complete !
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Missing him by Fiji Dreamer reviews
Post Reichenbach. As everybody is gathered for Sherlock's funeral, Molly Hooper is about to make a shocking revelation. Sherlock/Molly & John/Molly. NOW COMPLETE !
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,711 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Nightlight by JezziBness reviews
What if the main characters of Twilight had been Bonnie and Damon? Complete
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,701 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Empty by remuslives reviews
Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Thousand Threads by AkashaAvani reviews
What would have happened if Edward and Bella never fell in love? What if Jacob really DID imprint on Bella? The story of Bella and Jacob! If you're an E/B fan, no one said you had to read it, but there's no Edward-bashing, so have no fear ;P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fixing Dusk by SurrepTRIXus reviews
The author of this fanfiction was disappointed with the final book of the Twilight Saga and decided to write her own version. Will contain some adult, though not vulgar, themes including sex and violence, but not at the expense of the plot. Daily updates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9009 - Favs: 15,681 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Breathing by Seraphly reviews
Takes places after New Moon. A non-canon FF Jasper/Bella . Jasper comes back to check up on Bella, but can't leave after he sees the wake of destruction he caused.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
An Ocean Away by Savannahbobanna reviews
Twins Ansel and Allegra live very different lives. Ansel lives in Forks, eagerly anticipating the day he will become a werewolf. Allegra lives in Volterra, loving the life of a Volturi guard member. The problem is, they have no idea they're related.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,362 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vulnerable by Santi911 reviews
The Cullens go hunting leaving Bella and Jasper to have a little bonding time. What happens when emotions go haywire and They start having feelings for each other? What lengths will Bella and Jasper go to in order to stay together? R&R BxJ LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Moonlight Serenade by Savannahbobanna reviews
The Cullen family moves back to Forks after sixty years. One surprise after another await them. Part two to A Twist of Fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Savannahbobanna reviews
Edward is unfaithful, and only Jasper is there to pick up the pieces of Bella's tattered heart. When a close call with werewolves drives the vampires of Forks to a rash decision, Bella is the one who suffers the consequences. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper - Complete