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hey everyone! I am Iloveedwardcullenthemost, but i have another email that i am now using. LOL sry.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle! - Emmett (twilight fanfic unknown)

My cow just died, so I don't need your bull! (I saw that on a sign in a shop near my granparents house)

freakin' god!- this is my phrase!!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Huh?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are off cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for the compliment!!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence!! DUH!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit."

A day without sunshine is like, night.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, Put this in your profile.

If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever freaked out after seeing Jude and Tommy kiss, put this on your profile. (Yes Iz, falling off the bed counts!)

If you've ever gotten lost going to your school of three years (or longer), put this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to an inanimate object, put this on your profile.

If you've ever stopped a random person in public because they were wearing a Twilight t-shirt, put this on your profile.

If you don't care what people think of you, put this on your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, put this on your profile. (I am in love with Edward from Twilight and Tommy Q from Instant Star)

If you are a firm supporter in gay rights, put this on your profile!

If you are a flirt, put this on your profile! (Fine, I admit it! I am a major flirt! LOL!)

If you actually read people's profile, put this on your profile! (Ironic, I know)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you found this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A good friend will comfort you if a guy breaks your heart. But a real, true friend, will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend won't eat anything except what is offered to them at your house. But a real, true friend will add to the grocery list what they ate already.

A good friend is afraid to bring up politics with your parents for fear of offending them. But a real, true friend already knows all their good arguments.

A friend will bail you out of jail. But a real, true friend will be in your cell saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again!..."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. But a real, true friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. But a real, true friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, moron?"

A good friend will let you tell them about your really bad day over the phone. But a real, true friend will be over in ten minutes with a chick flick and a gallon of ice cream.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. But a real, true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

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Something New and Real by BellazB reviews
Edward is 23 and a single father of two. All the girls want his money and Edward hates that. What happens when he meets Bella and her son? Will things change even if Bella is the nannie of Edward's children?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Everything We Had by VeryRachelBerry reviews
What if Bella hadn't forgiven Edward when they got back from Italy? UNFINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Now by random obsessions reviews
Set during New Moon Edaward leaves...years later Cullen family see Bella on t.v in an interview for a new album cuz she's now a famous singer and.....a vampire. is sort of better then it sounds lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008
Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews
Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My One Desire by Creational reviews
Jasper never knew what he felt, but now he figured it out. As his feelings grow more and more intense, the more difficult they are to contain. Jasper X Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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Algo en el aire
Bella' la pesadilla peor de s tiene que ser tomada cuidado de, y pronto. Esto ocurre poco después del nanómetro. Autores: Audrey Miller y anecdotario Castro. Todos los pairings del canon, levemente OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Made out With Your Boyfriend reviews
Bella tells Renesemee about her past with Jacob. Will Nessie put Jake in the dog house? Post BD, and maybe oneshot. Who knows? R &R please! lots of love, MOI
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie