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Joined 12-14-08, id: 1769820, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Spyro the Dragon, Dawn of the Dead, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Zombie Survival Guide, Batman the Animated Series, Justice League, Deadpool, Halo, Wolverine & the X-Men, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Minecraft.

Hey all.

Current writing status:
WATXM CH8 and Deadpool Chapter 5 in development. However, moving house next week and one of my computers has a Trojan, so that puts a spanner in the works. Hold on!

Hobbies: Machinima, fanfiction, reading, games, skiing, Warhammer 40,000, guitar, beer.

Location: South-East of England, United Kingdom, European Union.

Chances are, if you've found this, you've either stumbled across my stories or just have a lot of spare time on your hands.

Stories:

Please note all stories are not updated as they used to be- I'm now really busy

Active==

Wolverine and the X-Men Season 2, should be obvious what for.

Did I Matter, a Halo fanfic based on the events of Halo Reach

Everything's Better with Deadpool, a Deadpool fanfic which is a mix of crossover and action

The Laughing Fish, novelising a B:tAS episode of the exact same name

One shots==

This City Belongs to the Dead, Urban Dead-based

On hiatus==

Being rewritten==

Never Loyal: My Red vs Blue fanfic

Quarantine: Zombie story

The World that Dragons Forgot: Spyro story

Old Shame/Discontinued for a long time==

The Fourth Boss, Christopher Nolan's Batman

Christmas Jeer, a Justice League fanfic

Prowler, a Batman Animated Series fanfic

Seeds of Turmoil, Doctor Who fanfic (if I can be bothered, this one was atrocious)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense was hospitalized when the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

In case Common sense comes back from the grave to eat our brains, read him these actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Steel Vengeance by CyberJordan reviews
Post Broken Steel. When a deadly new enemy attacks the Enclave Remnant in Baltimore, will the Lone Wanderer find it in his heart to forgive and help?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,510 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
Love of a Spartan by AshleyBudrick reviews
She's just a marine. He's a Spartan. Love has no place in a war, but it forms whether you like it or not, whether it makes you or breaks you. And in this case, it could be lethal. John-117 x OC. Updated & Edited 07/11
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 258,582 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Marvel: Apocalypse by turtlegirl42 reviews
New York City has been all but destroyed by a nuclear missle. The only ones left are the superheroes of Manhattan. But in order to live, they must cooperate with the superciminals of Manhattan. Will they survive?
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
Legends by Clownwithachainsaw reviews
In a future where nobody remembers the Marvels beyond comic books, one man, a relic of the past, chooses nine heroes to fight for the future. Some scenes of intense graphic violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Project: Terminated by Lei-lassassin reviews
When the Freelancers escaped Command, they all had their own ideas of freedom. Yet when their A.I. whisper of the dark secret stored deep within the enemy, they find they can't ignore the plans the A.I. have set out for them. Prequel to A.I. Red vs. Blue.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,524 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Soulless by Anubyte reviews
The undead have overrun the world, but the U.S. isn't going down without a fight. The Rot have left their dead cities and have begun to move through the green zones. If the military can't stop the coming hordes, there will be no where else to run to.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008
Halo: AfterShock by Savi0r reviews
To get him back, they will need to go through thick and thin, surrounded by enemies. But, have they bitten off more than they can chew? And, will he really be worth all the bloodshed that is to come? The story of the rescue of one of Earth's Heroes. R&R!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008
Halo 3: Ascension by Nogard reviews
A take on what Halo 3 could have been. The Arbiter prepares to lead his forces to the Ark, but first he must make them accept the humans. His job becomes harder as the Covenant civil war rages on. Meanwhile, a Grunt inadvertently becomes a pivotal figure.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,656 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Flash's Halloween Party by Arcadia81 reviews
Flash throws a Halloween Party for the Justice League and with help from an enemy of Superman’s, chaos ensues.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
117 by United4180 reviews
Master Chief has had such a horrible life, but he doesn't start to think about it until he's on a Pelican headed for the Ark. He remembers the past. The past, that he thought he'd forgotten. Read and review, PLEASE.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
Cannon Fodder by TECHNoLy DEAD reviews
Anthony tells the tale of a date with the girl that he loved for so long, until the date was ruined by Zombies. He then has to struggle to be reunited with her and finish his date, and kiss her at the end of the night. Rated T. By TECHNoLy DEAD
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Cortana and John by 11Dancer14 reviews
John and Cortana's thoughts about each other, when John finds out Cortana's captured. JOHNXCORTANA or known as CHIEFxCORTANA
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
AI by Lei-lassassin reviews
Set during the events of Red vs Blue - Blood Gulch, Agent Massachusetts, a mercenary of high demand, finds herself attacked by the Meta. Her A.I. is stolen, and she is left for dead. Upon awakening, Massachusetts decides she'd very much like it back.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,556 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Soap's Sorrow by RagingDemon2011 reviews
After the six day conflict in Russia, Soap is finally able to come back home, safe and sound. However, the memories of his dead comrades is something he'll never forget, and his internal wounds will take time to recover...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
A Letter From Clayton by xXGageXx reviews
A diary entry from the commander of a small outpost over a year after the dead began to rise.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Of Zombies, Liz, Parliament and Coldplay by Beautiful Bluebird reviews
Shaun and Liz's life seemed to have been going well since ZDay. Ed was still with them, Shaun bought the Winchester and they became good friends with the remaining members of Coldplay. But, when a cure is announced, will Shaun be able to save Ed?
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007
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Wolverine and the X Men: Season 2 reviews
After the loss of Emma Frost and Magneto being exiled from Genosha, the X-Men must seek to stop the Age of Apocalypse. Unfortunately for the team, several spanners have also been hurled into the works. Please R&R constructively :)
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,110 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Laughing Fish reviews
Novelisation of the BTAS episode featuring Batman, the Joker, Harley, Alfred, Bullock and Gordon.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bruce W., Harley Q., J. Gordon, Joker
Everything is Better with Deadpool reviews
Deadpool gets kicked out his local Micromedia store and looks for action. In the process he grabs Mr Fantastic's Multiverse Transporter and ends up seeing... everything.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010
Illumination reviews
Terra Nova is an okay place to live... but Jonathan Wynder wants to discover the truth about life in the strange world he lives in. What happens when what he believes in is shattered and everything he knows changes for the worse? Rated T for moderate violence and moderate language.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012
The Kasvuera system reviews
An average writer's first venture into the Hitch-hiker's Guide to The Galaxy; this entry covers the Kasvuera system.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
Did I Matter reviews
Noble Six has some reflection to do. Contains spoilers for all of Reach and maybe other parts of the Halo series, so be careful.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Lyca
Seeds of Turmoil reviews
The Doctor arrives on Erebus, a world humans are attempting to colonise. But what are these strange being who attack humans and why is there tension between groups of soldiers?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
Insanity Trails
Annoyed that their schemes are constantly thwarted, numerous of Batman's rogues flee Gotham. Where will they go and what will happen?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010
Christmas Jeer reviews
Dissatisfied with their past teamups, the rogues of the Justice Leagues band together for a not so merry season.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
Prowler
Batman has to fight an enemy he can't see, but what's his motivation and who is he? Yes, I'm bad at summaries, but please R&R.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bruce W.
The Fourth Boss reviews
Go through the eyes of crime boss Alex Drew and his experiences during the events of the Dark Knight. Mostly OC. Please R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
Recovery reviews
Based on Scenario Two of what happens after twenty years of an undead world.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009
The City Belongs to the Dead reviews
When things fall apart in town, one civilian has to adapt quickly. Made for an Urban Dead group writing contest.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009
The Worlds that Dragons Forgot reviews
Peace is disrupted in the Dragon realms, as Gnorcs reappear. The dragons who evade capture, including Spyro, must now decide how they plan to escape the overrun realms. Their plan might possibly change history forever.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009