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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.


Hi everybody!Twilight is my life, I'm clutzier than Bella (no lie) and my friends don't know what to expect when they're around me.I 'm not sure whether I might write any stories in the future but I can assure you that they will probably all be based on Twilight because...I'm obsessed!! Anyway, for now I'm only here to review some stories that I think are totally wickedly awesome.

So than NOBODY can accuse me of not being religious and praying, I decideded to make Twilight my religion.I will always stay true to it:

The Twilighter's Prayer

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminded you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Edward for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

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Just wanted to let you know...

I'm still a beta but I hav exams until June 10 so I cant do any beta work until then.But I always have time to review or reply to reviews and messages so don' t let anything stop u from reviewing a few chapters! If anyone wrote or knows a story they think is out-of-this-world-awesome, i wold like to read them so can u please send me a message with the name and author of the fic?

And...I still need 31 reviews to consider a sequel to 'A Very Merry Cullen Christmas' so u know what u have to do... :)


I just thought i'd post this link because the stories here are pretty cool and you can nominate, or vote for ur favourites soon and my name there is Bell A. M. C. (if you don't know the initials, shame on you!) ...

Oooohh...I hope everyone got their Twilight DVD! Don't you think the extras were hilarious?! I have only one comment...


RE:link above-I heard it was hacked and closed down.It's a shame.Sorry!








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Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
VampireOLantern: Cullen Family Halloween Special by Surviving Sheika reviews
Halloween at the Cullens. Insanity ensues as Alice tries to make the Cullen family and Bella live out the sterotypical American Halloween. With candy, toilet paper and lots of eggs. *Warning: This story is all nonsense. Not for weak hearted* Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6460 - Favs: 9,238 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Epiphanies and Self Sacrifice by Infinitypoet reviews
New Moon AU. When Bella jumped off the cliff she had an epiphany, she realized why Edward left, what would you do if you knew the one you loved sacrificed their own happiness for yours? Collaboration with CandyAnn. Bella POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Prank Wars by Surviving Sheika reviews
April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Revelations For My Beloved by Infinitypoet reviews
Sequel to Secret Admirer and Admired From Afar. Bella is determined to find out Edward's secret. Will their relationship last once she finds out he's a vampire? Read and find out! Mostly Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,770 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alive Again by twiXlite reviews
Sequel to "Saving Edward". To understand please read "Saving Edward" first. When Edward is released from hospital he finds life on the outside more challenging than he once thought. Can Bella help him through? Read to find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 250,942 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secret Admirer by Infinitypoet reviews
Bella hates Valentine's Day. Takes place after Tyler's van nearly crushed her. During the time in Twilght Edward is ignoring her. Will a secret admirer and a little game change her mind?B POV sequels are up Admired From Afar & Revelation for my Beloved
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Admired From Afar by Infinitypoet reviews
This story is my story Secret Admirer written from Edward's POV! The story is set during Twilight just after the accident with Tyler's van. It is AU but hopefully in character! Sequel Revelations For My Beloved is up and completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding HiJinks by Infinitypoet reviews
Have you ever wondered what Edward and Bella's wedding would have been like had Emmett officated? Well this is my take on it. I hope you enjoy. Story is from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,900 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake, My Angel by la saboteuse reviews
Sequel to Wake-up Call! Bella is going to the Cullens' house for a slumber party with 'Alice', just as they had previously decided, but she doesn't know all of Edward's plans yet. She's in for quite a surprise, let me tell you. More POVs! Title may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Song is Love by Anjie reviews
A fun little love story about the relationship between Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward try to pay each other back for all their teasing. Will they learn to just accept that love conquers all? Rated M to be safe. *Now Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,328 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Awakening by MyBella reviews
A Halloween-inspired darker ending to Year Two. Rated "M" for suggestive & harsh language, and dark themes. This is a departure from my normal writing, so be ware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,548 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
First Light by fashionista178 reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: A night at home with the Cullens and Bella. Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. Family fluff and teasing. Esme’s POV. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Esme, Edward - Complete
What do I do? by Loulabelle reviews
Edward's worst fear is Bella getting sick. What will he do when this fear becomes reality? OVER 26,000 hits! This is my first fanfic so please R&R constructive criticism welcome.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Ultraviolet by Aiedail01 reviews
He wrapped his arms around me. Then I saw a flash of white, the flash of his teeth, as he leaned towards my neck." Bella and Edward's wedding, vampire-ness, and beyond. Rated T for language. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,133 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Near Wild Heaven by greenlemons reviews
Bella is in heaven and spends her whole time watching Edward from above. What she's doing is wrong especially when she can't help herself from touching him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why Me? by Kaytoko reviews
Comedic takes on little human Bella's life around the Cullens. A short story collection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by MyBella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Dusk by Paradoxically reviews
Ever wonder what happened in between the last chapter and the Epilogue of New Moon? This story answers some of those questions. Beware, spoilers and fluff abound.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Sin City Sinners by MyBella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by MyBella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5453 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7391 - Favs: 8,533 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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A Very Merry Cullen Christmas reviews
Bella and Edward finally spend a Christmas together.What happens at a vampire's house during the holiday?With Emmett, Alice and the rest of the Cullen clan included, things r sure to get a bit out of control...warning:Contains mayhem and hilarity.review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felices navidades con los Cullen reviews
Bella va a casa de los Cullen a pasar las vacaciones de navidad y alli pasaran mucho tiempo.Escrito por mí en Inglés y traducido al español por bel's
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love's Sweet Reunion reviews
This is a poem i wrote and my friend thought it was about Edward returning to Bella after a hunting trip somewhere after New Moon.Tell me if you think it's true.And check the author's note.Please review and tell me what you think! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete