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Author has written 3 stories for Glee.

I just really like Chris Colfer, Grant Gustin, and Kurtbastian.

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I like you way too much by flipmeforward reviews
Kurt is a judge on the talent show where Sebastian is the host. Age difference.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Just a Man with a Ring by MissMarie in Wonderland reviews
Three times Sebastian tries to propose, and the one time Kurt beats him to it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Detours Make a Road Trip More Fun by shippingshipperwhoships reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are on a road trip to a romantic lakeside cabin, they just have to make a quick stop on the way. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Let Me Tell You How It'd Be by flipmeforward reviews
It's Sebastian's birthday. His only wish comes true. Part of the Handle Me 'verse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
No Pride in Denial by artandatrocity reviews
Kurt and Sebastian moved to New York together after high school. Their relationship was friendly enough, though still fraught with sarcasm, insults and endless witty banter. After living together for six months, the sexual tension between them became constantly present in the apartment, no matter how much Kurt attempted to deny it. Sexy Kurtbastian shower time, basically.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Strangers by amadeuplove reviews
Kurt and Sebastian start talking through an online chatroom, not realizing it's the other. They develop a friendship that starts to lead into more, at which point Kurt has to decide what to do with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Almost Lovers by HoneydewKisses reviews
An archive of prompts I filled for my Tumblr followers. Each chapter is a finished story, will be updated when new prompts come in. Thank you for reading and please review! (Prompts are currently CLOSED)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
I'll feed on your breath by flipmeforward reviews
Sebastian loses control. Warning for eating disorder. Set a few years into the 'Handle Me' verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Days by HanaKimiCali reviews
A glimpse into the lives of Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe, on the same day every year. How often can two lives overlap over the span of ten years? Warning: Character death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Safe Mode by flipmeforward reviews
An AU in which Kurt and Sebastian never met in high school. Instead, they meet at &brave—an up-and-coming online fashion company where Kurt is the new assistant slash blogger (one day he will figure out a better title), and Sebastian is the less than pleasant tech support guy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Look at the stars by flipmeforward reviews
Sebastian is having a hard time and Kurt tries to be there for him. Warning for character death (not Kurt or Sebastian).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
And build a lego house by flipmeforward reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are dating, and Sebastian is pretty sure Kurt wants more.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Key to my Heart by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
When Kurt Hummel went to spy on the Dalton Academy Warblers, he did so half because Puck had been an ass and half because an all-boys prep school seemed like a different world. His transfer to the school gives him chances at things he never though he'd experience. Between the charming Blaine and the sexy Sebastian, Kurt's left with a choice and a relationship he never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,695 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Unspoken by andthestorytellerssay reviews
A deaf Sebastian has a habit of signing directly in front of people who can't understand him. Unbeknownst to him, however, Kurt Hummel knows some ASL and know just what Sebastian just said about his mouth. But that might just lead to more. (Written for a deaf!Sebastian prompt on the GKM.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Plug N' Play by flipmeforward reviews
Kurt and Sebastian have sex. That's it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Of Wine And Coffee by fanficloverme96 reviews
With his recent breakup with Blaine, Sebastian's taunts were the last things Kurt really needed. So when Sebastian's life took an unexpected turn and he became a temporary resident of the Hudmel residence,Kurt realizes that comfort comes in strange ways. Warning for heavy molestation and attempted rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,223 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I'll follow behind you on rainbow road by flipmeforward reviews
Features video games and innuendos
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
I Got Your Love This Christmas Time by flipmeforward reviews
Prompt: Sebastian proposing to Kurt on Christmas. Bonus: Sebastian asking for Burts permission. Maybe at Thanksgiving?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Please Remember I Love You (When You've Forgotten Your Way) by fanficloverme96 reviews
ONE-SHOT: "This is to Kurt, for being there." Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
If You Start Me Up I'll Never Stop by flipmeforward reviews
Teacher!Sebastian teaches innocent!student!Kurt how to masturbate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Kurt Hummel by kurtaveclarcenciel reviews
AU inspired by the lovely movie Ruby Sparks. (Seriously you should watch it.) Sebastian is a writer struggling with writer's block. When happens when he starts writing about the boy in his dream. And what do you do when your words come true? Rate M for lots of cursing and mention of sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
this is my winter song to you by flipmeforward reviews
'Either you're a natural and we have a good time together, or I get to watch you fall on your ass for a couple of hours and then kiss it all better. Pretty much a win-win situation for me, either way,' Sebastian says, winking. Kurt glares at him and kicks him under the table. BP!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
THE Phone Call by flipmeforward reviews
...or "The one in which Sebastian is so stupidly in love that he does things he never thought he would do"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Let Me In by hideunspoken reviews
Kurt Hummel finds an unexpected acquaintance with Sebastian Smythe after a tough break-up. He tries to keep their fling a strict Friends with Benefits situation, but Sebastian starts to break through his carefully guarded walls, even though he isn't necessarily an open book, either.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,739 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
State of grace by flipmeforward reviews
This is the state of grace, this is the worth while fight, love is a ruthless game, unless you play it good and right
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
You're the storm that I believe in by flipmeforward reviews
Cuddling and kissing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Stuck by hummelssmythe reviews
And he'd have continued to relax if he hadn't heard that irritating familiar voice behind his back. "What's up, gay face?" Sebastian asked, moving closer and getting Kurt to bump, "are you following me?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Barista Confessions by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,309 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Handle Me by flipmeforward reviews
Blaine breaks up with Kurt because Kurt has a pussy. Kurt is ashamed over his anatomy, and finally settles for never finding someone who'll love him completely. Cue Sebastian. Written for a prompt on the GKM. Not Blaine-friendly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Number Twenty by DareU2Bme reviews
Kurt's life isn't shaping up to be what he had expected. He's still single, he isn't a Broadway star, he's just lost his job which he hated anyway , and he's about to watch the most on-again-off-again couple known to man get married. To make matters worse, he's just learned that the amount of guys he has slept with is twice as much as what's considered average in the USA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Causing A Scene by YourPinkDiary reviews
One night Kurt Hummel walks through the door at Scandal's. And that's the moment everything changes for Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Paint This Town Red and Blue by Bamfderson reviews
Sebastian feels a bit too offended when Kurt describes Spiderman as "some ridiculous guy who runs around in spandex". A series of oneshots surrounding Spiderman!Sebastian. Go on, you know you want it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
Make My Heart Start Beating by GoldenPetal13 reviews
AU - Set five years after Season Three, Kurt never left Lima, he never followed his dreams or got his prince. Some angst, some man on man, way too romantic over the top plot, some OOC-ness for plot reasons .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,963 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Before you met me by ElloDoctor reviews
The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Drum Major Status by G.Aileen reviews
Two drum majors; one marching band. Jessica, tough but stubborn, and Christian, cocky but talented, are both battling over the same position. There are only two possibilities: work together or kill each other.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,261 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Five Months by FifiDoll reviews
Written for the kink meme. Anon prompted Kurtbastian in an established relationship, and Kurt convinces Sebastian to try bottoming for the first time. Sebastian doesn't want to be so vulnerable, but he tries it anyway. Warning for rimming and bottomSebastian. Cute and kind of fluffy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
We've Got Tonight by wanderlustlights reviews
Kurt had never really thought in a million years he would be slow dancing with Sebastian Smythe, of all people, at his senior prom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Des ânes et des balles by MisaPummelman reviews
It's time for the famous Yule-Ball, and Hogwarts' champion Sebastian Smythe is unsure of who to ask. HP/Glee x-over for kurtbastianausunday on tumblr. Rated M for language and implied sexual situations. Also, warning for horrible French. Title means "Of Arses and Balls"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Kiss Me In The Dark Tonight by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
The Skanks are pretty well known around Scandals, despite it being a gay club. But when Kurts ideal to visit Scandals turns something more, things get a little steamy for the Skank.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Consequences Of Your Rage by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
Kurt always had an inkling of Blaines anger issues and just how much rage he held inside himself. But he never thought he may become a victim of that rage.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Boys of Summer by MoreThanTonight reviews
A camera. A jacket pin. A phone. Lemon balm leaves. A bottle cap. A box of condoms. A bottle of sleeping pills. On the last days of summer before college, Sebastian remembers the most eventful summer of his life and the items related to it. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,133 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Chaleur by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
Kurt is on his way to The Lima Bean in horrid weather, having no 'winter-suitable' scarves or gloves. This time, Sebastian is the hero.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Anesthesia by defenestratingEnemies reviews
Kurt has to get some teeth pulled and must get sedated. Consequently, he goes a little wacko. Implied Kurt/Sebastian relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Marry Me? by MoreThanTonight reviews
Also known as, "The three times Sebastian tried to propose and the one time he actually did." But that title was too long for ffnet. This is for day 4 of Kurtbastian week and I believe the title s are self-explanatory : Rated M for non-grafic sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Say Yes by Bamfderson reviews
When Kurt finds the ring in Sebastian's jeans that day, it isn't exactly what he expects.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Keep It Together by Bamfderson reviews
Kurt meets Sebastian Smythe in the hospital after Burt falls into a coma. Sebastian seems to be there all the time, but he has his own reasons. The pair grow closer in the hospital, bonding over bad coffee and cigarette smoke as feelings and secrets come spilling out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Bamfderson reviews
Kurt has a question; if only Sebastian would stop acting like a toddler and answer it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
You Could Do Better by partitioning reviews
Sebastian starts hitting on Kurt whenever Blaine leaves them alone together. Kurt/Sebastian with initial Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by janrea reviews
Sebastian and Kurt ends up working together in Kurt's Aunt Merilde's bookstore. Sparks fly-Not of the good kind…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Olive Oil is Pretty Organic by partitioning reviews
Kurt wakes up in the middle of the night at Blaine's house and runs into Cooper. Warnings for infidelity and unsafe sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Cooper A. - Complete
Crack the Shutters Open Wide by volcanoes reviews
Fluffy mornings, and rushed days. A peek into the lives of Kurt and Sebastian, together, in Paris. Inspired by the song 'Crack the Shutters' by Snow Patrol.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Property of Kurt Hummel by partitioning reviews
After a night of drinking, Kurt and Sebastian wake up with matching tattoos.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
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In My Veins reviews
AU. Kurt transfers to Dalton Academy for Boys, where creatures that you were warned about as a child come to learn and enhance their abilities. Kurt, a warlock, finds himself garnering the attention of vampire Sebastian and werewolf Blaine. But Kurt's got more on his plate than his first relationship. He must learn about the truth of his mother's death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
You're My Robin Tonight reviews
Blaine throws a New Year's Eve party - except a superhero costume is required. Thor and Batwoman bicker, Superman is lonely, and Robin and Spiderman clear things up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Oh, He's Happy reviews
Man meets man. Man has a fiancé. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete